What the heck?

Building a wind turbine on a desert island?

Lu Han really couldn't figure out how to complete this task, there was no solution at all, not to mention the island where there was nothing, even in a city where any high-tech products could be bought, it was difficult to make a wind turbine in person.

Sha Yi looked embarrassed: "You just won't let us go back?" If I don't go back, I won't go back, I'll live on this island for the rest of my life! ”

He's really angry today.

Originally, Mr. Sha has always been a kind and deceitful image, but today he is arrogant, he was really abused too hard by the program team, and he was both physically and psychologically ravaged, which is really a bit Bengbu.

Also wind turbines??

Why the fuck don't you let Ma Xiaoshu rub the nuclear bomb in his hands?

In fact, the reason why the program team is such a tricky task is because the content of this episode of the program was recorded, Ma Xiaoshu is too sassy, and the difficulty must be increased in the later issue, and secondly, Ma Xiaoshu himself is studying mechanical engineering, and his hands-on ability is also very strong, and the hands-on ability here does not refer to fighting.

Although it sounds like an impossible task to build a wind turbine, it is theoretically possible to succeed after careful deduction by the program team.

After all...... When they were on the island, they dismantled a video camera in order to make a fire.

It's not completely without accessories.

The task only said to build a wind turbine, but did not say how big it would be.

Ma Xiaoshu has already found the bug in the task, after all, he learned this, but he didn't say it, for the sake of the effect of the show, let them continue to complain about the program team.

As a girl, Gu Lina is completely unfamiliar with this aspect of machinery, and as soon as she hears the word wind turbine, her brain explodes.

She dragged Ma Xiaoshu's arm and shook it around: "Is the program team targeting us?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu pushed her away and said, "If I knew this, we should have detained the motorboat just now." ”

Chen He said: "That's right! How do you only know how to rob us? It is you who bully the weak and fear the hard! ”

Deng Yue's focus was different, and he pointed to the sheep and said, "Eh? Now for the discussion of what wind turbines do? We should discuss this sheep and how to eat it at night. ”

Chen He: "Of course it's roasted whole sheep!" ”

Lu Han hugged Ma Xiaoshu: "I want to eat mutton soup!" Do you have pots? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "No, there is only a can of milk powder." ”

Deng Yue: "No pot?" I still want to eat fried lamb......"

These three are too familiar with Ma Xiaoshu, they came to this show very silky, and it was easy to accept the situation of being stripped of clothes, and felt that it was taken for granted. And, quickly blend in, you don't have to act.

They actually know the rules, unlike Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, who were thrown on the island in a daze.

The program team is naturally much gentler in the face of flying guests, not to make them feel uncomfortable or afraid, and naturally to explain the rules and risks. As for the main coffee Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, the program team is much rougher, unknown, confused, and desperate, all of which the program team wants to see from their faces.

Of course, for the resident female guests, the program team is still more human, except for letting Gu Lina wear revealing clothes, they didn't torture her much.

In this regard, Gu Lina said that there is no difficulty, she likes to show off her figure, as long as she can pass the review, she is not afraid if you let her record the show with two band-aids. She is not Gao Wen, she has to cover her gutter with her hands in a low-cut dress, Gu Lina dares to show it.

There are still three days left in the program recording cycle, so there is no need to rush to complete the task.

"Leave the task aside, let's have a good meal tonight, and besides, we have to build our shelter......"

Instead of dealing with the sheep first, Ma Xiaoshu began to assign tasks.

Deng Yue and Sha Yi, two elderly people, were arranged to pick up garbage, and there were several bays on the island, and there were many discarded items that had been washed up on the island, some of which were useful.

Lu Han and Chen He were arranged to cut bamboo, cut bamboo and moved back to repair the house.

There are a lot of people this time, Ma Xiaoshu feels that it is also very troublesome to make a hammock, it is better to build a simple bamboo house, simple and direct, and bamboo can also be made into various tools.

Ma Xiaoshu and sister-in-law's job is to deal with sheep.

Because there was only one knife, Ma Xiaoshu went to the other side of the mountain to cut the bamboo first, Lu Han and Chen He were responsible for carrying it, and he came back with the knife to peel the sheepskin.

Gu Lina was in charge of boiling water and pouring it into the foam box, and before Sha Yilin set off, she performed a battery fire.

I saw that he was skillful, took off the gauze from his head and kneaded it into velvet and wrapped it around the copper wire, and connected the positive and negative poles of the battery with the copper wire, and after a few minutes, the velvet ignited, and he used dry grass and leaves to catch the fire, and soon the fire was raised.

Sha Yi swayed at Deng Yue: "Isn't it amazing?" I learned it during my special training. ”

Deng Yue took out a cigarette and took it in his mouth, took out a lighter and lit it: "It's quite powerful." ”

Shayi: "......"

Why does he have a lighter?

Deng Yue smiled cheaply.

Sha Yi ran over: "Brother! Reward one, I haven't smoked it for two days, and I'm hungry to death. ”

The scale of variety shows in this world is quite large, not only can you wear boxers and swimsuits to record the show, but you can also smoke and drink in the show.

Deng Yue: "Still pretending to be forced?" ”

Sha Yi shook his head: "Don't pretend, don't pretend!" Brother Yue, give one. ”

Deng Yue gave Sha Yi a cigarette and asked Gu Lina: "Xiao Gu, right?" Do you smoke? ”

Gu Lina shook her head: "Brother-in-law is going to beat me!" ”

Deng Yue's expression was instantly wonderful: "Yo he~ You said that I am interested in this, why did he beat you?" You elaborate. ”

Gu Lina: "Just a slap in the face!" ”

Deng Yue: "That's it?" ”

Gu Lina muttered: "Then how can you fight?" You men, your mind is dirty. ”

Deng Yue: "......"

Sha Yi echoed: "It's dirty! ”

Of course, this paragraph was cut out, which is a bit inappropriate for children.

Then, Ma Xiaoshu came back from chopping bamboo, and the two elderly people also set off to pick up garbage together, which is actually a preferential treatment for them, and it doesn't matter if they pick up good things or not.

There were only Ma Xiaoshu and Gu Lina in the camp, Ma Xiaoshu was peeling sheepskins, Gu Lina squeezed the water from the banana tree to boil the water, boiled it and poured it into a foam box to soak the mutton.

"Brother-in-law, can I do it today?"

"Shhhh Don't talk nonsense. ”

"What's wrong?"

"Don't be sexually suggestive......"

"Phew! I'm asking you if I can kill sheep today, what do you want? ”

"Ah...... Competent, competent. ”

"You men are so dirty!"

"Hit you!"

"Huh? Will we invite Gao Wen to be a guest on this show? ”

"Why do you ask this?"

"What else can I do? Of course it's abusing her! ”

"Uh...... She should come. ”

"Ahahaha......"

Gu Lina crossed her waist and laughed, when the tall lamb came, I would definitely torture her to death.

It's best for Yang Lixi to come too, she has wanted to abuse Boss Yang for a long time, I let you eat my brother-in-law, with my permission?

Xiao Gu thinks that her brother-in-law belongs to her and Sister Gao Wen, how can she kill Boss Yang halfway? Unacceptable.

In the senior group, it's almost like a walk.

Sha Yi was complaining to Deng Yue about the program team, Deng Yue laughed so much that the corners of his eyes exploded, Sha Yi is too miserable, this doesn't have to be miserable in "Hahahaha"?

The two walked along the coastline when they suddenly saw a foam box floating on the beach, with the logo of the "Wilderness Foodie" program on it.

This is...... Supplies!

After sending a female MC and three flying guests, you have to give some support, right? Otherwise, how can the family live? One sheep is enough to eat, but there are still three days to go! Even if this familiar island can survive, it will be difficult to live in other new places, so the program team still arranges material supplies.

Of course, if the guests didn't get the supply boxes, that's another story.

This is not a pure wilderness survival show, the real survival is only for Ma Xiaoshu and Teacher Sha...... It's still relatively friendly to other people.

Sha Yile ran over and opened the box to see that it was actually a handful of 1kg dried noodles.

"Noodles! We've got noodles to eat! It's really not easy, the dog program team ......"

The Northeast man cried again.

It's too hard for me.

Deng Yue's experience is not as deep as Sha Yi, after all, he has not vomited at sea, nor has he had the experience of being besieged by sharks.

He took out the noodles and threw away the foam box.

Sha Yi immediately picked up the foam box: "Don't throw it around, this thing is useful." ”

Deng Yue laughed: "Your show, after recording, you all have neurotics, which is even more neurotic than our show......"

When "Hahahaha", Wang Zhengyu was a small test, and this time when he recorded "Wilderness Gourmet", Wang Zhengyu completely let himself go. Not only is the program planning extremely tricky, but the task design is also extremely shady, and the most outrageous thing is that there are no cameramen and staff in this show, and it all depends on the guests to shoot and deliver mission information by themselves.

Globally, this model of funding variety shows is rare.

Obviously, this girl will make the show lose many key shots and wonderful moments, but the value is real, the audience's sense of substitution will be strong, and it is full of unknowns.

For example, the three flying guests were stripped of their clothes just now, which is a wonderful thing that the program team did not expect, and this is a gimmick that will definitely become popular.

In addition to the noodles, the senior group picked up another artifact - tin foil.

A piece of tin foil about 40 centimeters in diameter, with no hole in the middle, is a good thing, because it can be kneaded into a funnel shape and used as a wok.

When the elderly group returned to the camp with the booty, Chen He and Lu Han were building a bamboo shed, the wall was not necessary, but the shed to block the rain still had to be made, using bamboo as a skeleton, coconut leaves and banana trees were also used as tiles, and it was necessary to last for two or three days.

Ma Xiaoshu, on the other hand, is using surplus bamboo to make bowls, kuaizi and bamboo sticks.

As the sun set in the west, Gu Lina also put on Deng Yue's shirt, and the sea breeze was still a little strong.

Grill!

It must be done!

Three skewers of mutton and two skewers of mutton fat, this is the standard mutton skewer method, doesn't Ma Xiaoshu understand?

The marinade is also very simple, cooking wine, green onion, ginger, garlic, pepper, sugar, cumin.

The program team provided a full set of seasonings, and it was very simple to make a roast mutton.

The lamb is divided into three portions, one part is used for roasting, one part is used for soup, and the last part is used for stir-frying, taking into account everyone's expectations. The most roasted, the second is boiled soup, and the least is used for stir-frying.

The mutton fat is very white, Ma Xiaoshu first gathered the tin foil into a funnel shape to refine the mutton fat, and then began to fry the mutton to cook the soup.

Only to use canned milk powder as a pot, you can't cook too much soup.

Then there is fried mutton, there are no side dishes, only peppercorns, chili peppers, star anise and other seasonings, Ma Xiaoshu fried a portion, just out of the pot Deng Yue Lu Han ate it, while eating and drinking Luzhou Laojiao, the bamboo bowl and bamboo cup are really good.