Chapter 237: Pirates
Gu Lina said: "The program team asked me to bring the second task, which is ......"
Sha Yi was angry: "I don't listen! I'm going to eat instant noodles! ”
"That's right! After eating instant noodles, let's talk about the mission! Don't drink vinegar, uncle, drink that bottle of yogurt. ”
Ma Xiaoshu reminded.
Sha Yi then remembered that yogurt can be drunk directly, why should I open vinegar?
Stupid to be smashed by a coconut!
When it was broadcast, the audience laughed at Mr. Sha while feeling sorry for him.
No one scolded him for being lazy, he actually worked hard, and he was unlucky, he was injured as soon as he came up, and his mentality was a little broken, everyone understands, watching his collapsed appearance, the audience sympathetically ...... Laugh out with a pig cry.
At this time, Deng Yue, Chen He, and Lu Han, the three free guests, had already arrived at the program group, and they had just drunk coffee together to appreciate Gu Lina's good figure, and when they met the shark, the three were also scared out of the emoji.
Ma Xiaoshu took Gulina along the beach to the garbage dump.
When recording the show last year, Bei Ye scooped up a lot of good things in that garbage heap.
By the way, Ma Xiaoshu also went to take a look at last year's shelter, where the hammocks, sheds, stoves, iron buckets, etc. were gone, and they were obviously cleaned up by the program team.
Gu Lina whispered: "Brother-in-law, it hurts to climb a coconut tree, right?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Uh......"
Gu Lina smiled: "If it hurts, rub it." ”
Ma Xiaoshu directly gave her a brain breakdown, and she is still recording the show, what are you talking about?
This show is very wild, each guest has a GoPro on their head, a selfie stick in each hand, and the guests in the shelter fix a few cameras by themselves, and shoot like this. They are all 4K high-definition cameras, and you can zoom in for close-ups after shooting.
The hand-held camera is advanced, with buttons on the selfie stick to control the camera rotation and push and pull, selfies and other people's shots, and support for forty-fold zoom.
This feature is pretty easy to use.
Ma Xiaoshu was still far away from the garbage heap in the bay, so he directly zoomed in with the camera zoom and took a closer shot, so he could see it clearly.
"Canned? It seems to be canned milk powder, and mineral water bottles......"
Soon, Ma Xiaoshu and Gu Lina returned from picking up garbage, a canned milk powder, two mineral water bottles, some rope, and a plastic bag.
Ma Xiaoshu cut down a banana tree, squeezed water into a can of milk powder, and boiled water to cook instant noodles.
After a while, Sha Yi finally ate the sour soup fat beef noodles, his eyes were red, and he said vaguely: "Thank you, Xiaoshu!" Uncle won't say anything, whatever you say in the future will be what you say, uncle will recognize you as a big brother! You call me uncle, I call you brother, let's talk about each other! Inhalation...... Ha~"
After eating a small half, Mr. Sha drank two mouthfuls of soup and gave the noodles to Ma Xiaoshu.
Ma Xiaoshu was not polite, and after eating in three or two bites, the soup was drunk.
Then, Sha Yi took the instant noodle bucket to the beach and washed it, and threw the fork inside: "This is my special bowl!" Thank you for the five grains and rice fields, the five grain rice fields warm your stomach and warm your heart! It's really heartwarming, compared to the dog program group, it's still the gold owner's father who is kind! Thank you also for Jule yogurt, it's delicious. ”
It feels alive again, and a bite of hot food is really important.
Although I didn't eat enough, I was rejuvenated.
Sha Yile said: "Okay, old girl, you can talk about the second task." ”
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Gulina: "The second mission is very simple, catch a sheep and unlock three flying guests. ”
Sha Yi: "What are you doing when you catch a sheep and unlock them?" Aren't we eating it ourselves? ”
Ma Xiaoshu also said: "The sheep on this island are very simple, so easy to catch, they should let the three of them catch the sheep, why not get it for nothing?" ”
Gu Lina nodded: "The little sheep everywhere are very simple, hey." ”
Ma Xiaoshu ignored him, and Sha Yi went to the reef in the sea to look for shells and clams, half a bowl of instant noodles was not full at all, and he didn't have the strength to catch sheep.
Strong as a horse, the little tree is tired of rowing, and it is also hard work to fight sharks.
With a full set of seasonings, the clams and shells are also much tastier.
After eating, Ma Xiaoshu and the three of them headed towards the woods on the island, because there were no shoes, so it was almost difficult for Sha Yi to walk an inch, and it was also difficult for Gu Lina to wear flip-flops, and the most difficult thing was to wear revealing swimsuits, for fear that thorns and grass would scratch his skin.
So, Ma Xiaoshu asked them to stand along the flat open area and search.
Ma Xiaoshu is all over the mountains to look for sheep, he has been used to running barefoot in the mountains since he was a child, and he doesn't care if he is on the ground, and he doesn't care if he is cut by thatch.
Finally, Ma Xiaoshu found a flock of sheep in the valley, and because it was difficult to catch them on the mountain, he drove them down the mountain.
When the sheep came down the hill, they ran away.
Ma Xiaoshu chased a fat goat, and the speed was still a little unable to keep up without shoes, and he was not a hunting dog and had not been trained, so he was just chasing the sheep and playing, and he couldn't help.
However, there was a situation on Sha Yi's side, and a fat sheep hit his leg in a panic.
"Ouch ~ my legs ......"
Lao Sha fell to the ground with the sheep, and the sheep struggled to get up.
Gulina pounced and threw the sheep to the ground, but her beautifully dressed movements were very rude, riding on the sheep and tickling it.
Well? Doesn't work?
Also, this one is just a real sheep.
So Gulina grabbed the sheep by the neck and slapped it.
Bang Bang Bang ......
"Baa~~~"
The sheep is not big, only about thirty pounds, and it can't get rid of being ridden by Gu Lina, and she was slapped several times in vain, and she was slapped so much that her eyes were full of stars.
This scene was perfectly recorded by the GoPro above Sha Yi's head.
Gu Lina's strength was really great, and she rode a sheep and said, "Teacher Sha, you go find Ma Xiaoshu, and I will control it." ”
Sha Yi limped and ran: "Ma Xiaoshu! Gulina caught the sheep~"
A few minutes later, Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi ran back, both afraid that Gu Lina would run out of strength and run away.
Then they saw Gulina dancing there humming a song.
Sha Yi was startled: "What about the sheep? ”
Gulina stretched out her hand and pointed to a peaceful little fat sheep lying in the grass next to her.
"I accidentally strangled it to death," she said. ”
Sha Yi was stunned: "......"
Ma Xiaoshu opened his mouth wide: "You can!" ”
Gu Lina was arrogant: "That's, I've practiced." ”
The superb sheep riding skills practiced from Gao Xiaoyang finally came in handy today!
The gopro on her head lined up with the subjective picture just now, and I saw Gu Lina pinching the sheep's neck with both hands, and the sheep couldn't even scream, and she comforted the sheep:
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"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! You're on TV, you should be happy, we have a lot of spices, and they want to get to know you...... Huh? Don't you play dead? Really dead? It's too careless, right? He also said that he was a wild sheep......"
The barrage was also stunned:
"This sheep is too miserable, isn't it?"
"Strangling ...... alive"
"Gulina people are beautiful and beautiful, so ruthless?"
"She's so fierce!"
"This kind of female guest is interesting."
"It's more suitable for this show than Yang Li's delicate ones."
"Swimsuit hand-to-hand fight with wild goats, tsk......"
"This sheep is so white!"
"This sheep is round and white!"
"Especially when looking down from a subjective perspective."
Because Gu Lina looked down at the sheep below, she would naturally photograph her crisp breasts, which was a very ...... angle Shocking, moreover, it is inevitable to shake when you exert force.
No one thought that the first hunting operation of "Wilderness Gourmet" was actually completed by the swimsuit girl Gulina, and it was done with bare hands.
On the way back, Gulina proudly held her head up, very happy.
I'm not a vase, I'm more powerful than Shayi!
Ma Xiaoshu carried the sheep back to the station, and the second task was completed.
Soon, the motorboat came with Deng Yue, Chen He and Lu Han, they were dressed very well, wearing sunglasses, and Chen He also carried a bag.
They did the same, each with a small video camera in their hands and a GoPro with a headband on their heads.
"Hahaha......"
As soon as the three of them got off the boat, they burst out laughing.
There is even a worse show than "Hahahaha", seeing Sha Yi's head wrapped in gauze and his hands tied with bandages, they jumped up with joy.
Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi glanced at each other, then rushed over, first put down Lu Han, and began to take off his clothes and shoes, who let others not be tall and wear such loose clothes?
Soon, his T-shirt, shirt and beach pants all ran to Ma Xiaoshu, and his shoes were put on by Sha Yi.
Lu Han was stupid, like a wood carving.
He was in a show, and as soon as he appeared, he was stripped to only a pair of underwear, so ashamed.
followed by Chen He, his clothes were given to Sha Yi, and his shoes were occupied by Ma Xiaoshu, because they were similar in height and the shoe size was appropriate.
Comfortable!
Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yixi smiled.
Chen He covered his crotch and looked at Lu Han, are they bandits?
No, it's pirates.
Deng Yue was so frightened that he trembled, but in the end, no one picked him up, and he gloated: "Hahahaha, do you see it?" This is the status of the rivers and lakes, they don't dare to touch me, my actor ......"
Sha Yi said: "Xiao Gu hasn't worn it yet, what if it's cold at night?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu rushed to Deng Yue: "Makes sense!" ”
As a result, Deng Yue was also pickpocketed, but the actor had a card, but he was only stripped of his clothes, not his pants.
Deng Yue sat on the beach and smiled angrily: "What's your situation?" ”
Sha Yi had the support of Ma Xiaoshu, and his speech was not too hard: "Do you know why we are in a hurry to catch sheep to complete the task?" Just the clothes on you, hahaha. ”
Gu Lina harvested a Deng Yue flower shirt, but she didn't wear it at all, so she had to show her back and breasts.
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Chen He took out his backpack: "Fortunately, I was prepared." ”
He took out a T-shirt and beach pants from his bag and put them on, looking very cheap and slow.
Deng Yue laughed angrily: "Why do you prepare clothes?" ”
Chen He: "This is related to IQ, don't you know that they are only wearing boxers to record the show?" Ma Xiaoshu is a well-known bandit! ”
After that, he threw Deng Yue a vest and Lu Han a coat.
Lu Han put the coat on his body first, it was smooth underneath, and it looked particularly weird, so he took off the coat and wrapped it around his waist, so he took care of his belly first.
Chen He even prepared a pair of slippers for himself.
Deng Yue: "What if we don't have shoes?" ”
Lu Han said naked: "Barefoot, what else can I do?" We can't rob them. ”
His fans are crazy grateful to Ma Xiaoshu in the barrage, this show is simply amazing, we can also watch what Guan Tongtong can watch!
Deng Yue accepted the reality and began to talk to the program team: "Now, let me talk about the third task we want to complete together......"
Chen He shook his head directly: "Do things, Wang Zhengyu is not a person." ”
Deng Yue smiled bitterly: "The task is...... Build a wind turbine on the island! ”
The wilderness trio are all silly, what kind of dog quest is this?
Lu Han laughed directly and went crazy: "Hahahaha......"