Chapter 271: Sao Fox
The Nordic night in early spring was still quite cold, and after falling asleep, the three of them crowded together, Gu Lina went directly into Ma Xiaoshu's arms, and Teacher Sha Yi stuck to Ma Xiaoshu from behind, which made Master Ma embarrassed.
After pushing a few times, he found that Lao Sha had fallen asleep, and Ma Xiaoshu had no choice.
Early the next morning.
The three of them sat by the dying fire, drinking milk tea in a daze.
A cup of milk tea is divided into three points, which is still a bit of a slump.
The dog was eating dog food playfully, of course, it was just sent by the drone of the program team.
"Are there no beef grains in the dog food now? Isn't this dog abuse by the program team? Is there still a little bit of humanity? ”
Sha Yi picked up the work and carefully checked the dog food, there were indeed no beef grains, and the breakfast was completely disappointed, so he didn't forget to grab a few pieces of dog food, and gave Ma Xiaoshu and Gu Lina two evenly, and ate them.
Gulina has no psychological burden at all when she eats dog food, after all......
Ma Xiaoshu didn't eat dog food, so he gave it to Gu Lina.
He took the slingshot to the shipbuilding workshop to hunt birds, and was going to get something to eat, but he returned disappointed, and in the early morning, the pigeons went out to find food.
It seems that the pigeons will have to be hit in the afternoon.
Ma Xiaoshu went to check the mouse trap that was redeployed last night, and two of them were triggered, but there was no trace of the mouse, only a little blood and internal organs, and they were eaten by something.
Damn, has Lao Tzu become a middleman?
Ma Xiaoshu was very angry.
In the end, there was no way, Ma Xiaoshu had to climb the steel frame of the factory, touch the pigeon nest one by one, and get more than ten pigeon eggs, and everyone barely made up for a meal.
Pigeons in captivity can breed five or six times a year, but wild pigeons for various reasons only lay eggs once a year, and the number is not much, so pigeon eggs are not so easy to steal.
Mr. Sha is even more absolute, directly boiling water to drink soy sauce and sugar, and the seasoning is sometimes not just the seasoning.
It seems silly, but it actually works, sugar provides calories, and salt keeps people strong.
The barrage sighed:
"It's a lot harder here than in the wilderness."
"I knew that Ma Xiaoshu should have shot a few more pigeons yesterday."
"He's done his best."
"I was lucky to have meat last night."
"The pigeons are on a business trip!"
"This issue is really too difficult."
"Haha, dogs are treated much better than them."
"There is a father who is here to work."
"Yesterday it was Bei Ye, but today it will become a starving de."
At this time, Gulina finally said the second mission of this wilderness.
"Gas welder?"
Ma Xiaoshu looked at Gu Lina incredulously.
Gu Lina nodded: "Yes, the program team said that there is a gas welding machine somewhere in this factory, but you didn't find it." So, the task of unlocking the two flying guests is to find the gas welder. ”
Actually, the original task prepared by the program team was not this, but because Ma Xiaoshu did not find the gas welding machine, it was temporarily changed to this.
If Ma Xiaoshu finds a gas welder, he won't need to blow the door at all, although that looks cool.
He can cut the big iron door directly with a gas welder. So, the three of them set out to find the legendary gas welder.
Sha Yi also took action, but he didn't find a gas welding machine, but found a big Leba in the cabinet on the third floor, which was a Russian-style bread, weighing five catties.
The program team is quite a bit conscientious.
After a while, Ma Xiaoshu found a gas welding machine in the basement at the other end of the workshop, carried it out, and then carried the acetylene jar.
It can really be used.
Ma Xiaoshu found wood and iron and the bullet yellow cut out of the car, and prepared to make a crossbow.
At the station of the program team, Deng Neng and Yang Li were being searched by the staff, and they were about to go over to record the show, and the program team did not allow them to bring extra items.
Deng Neng's lighter and toilet paper were all searched, and he shouted, "What if I poop?" Waiting for it to dry? ”
Yang Li couldn't help laughing, her chest bulged, she stretched out her arms and let the female staff take the things in her pocket, and then complained: "Your show is too inhumane!" Why can't you bring a comb? It's too much to collect wigs, right? ”
The amount of hair on the front of her head is worrying, and she usually has to clip two wigs to record programs, but she was also searched.
Boss Yang only felt that his forehead was cold and swishing.
Sudden ......
The helicopter carried the two of them to the abandoned factory, this time, the helicopter landed directly to the ground.
Three resident MCs gathered around to greet them.
Deng Neng was curious about the baby, followed Sha Yi around, and listened to Teacher Sha's bragging.
Yang Li followed Ma Xiaoshu and helped him with his work, although Boss Yang was delicate, but in fact, he worked very hard.
After Gu Lina was lazy and left, Yang Li turned off his GoPro and pulled Ma Xiaoshu to find a remote location to hide.
Ma Xiaoshu said angrily: "What are you doing? ”
Sister Tanuki pulled open the collar of her sweater, reached in and touched it: "Sister brought you something delicious." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You're insane!" ”
Syllable~
Yang Lifu was slapped in the face, staggered under his feet, and held a meat bag in his hand: "Ah...... This bun is quite delicious. ”
Ma Xiaoshu found out that he had made a mistake and touched her face: "I'm sorry, boss, I thought you had a fever......"
Yang Li: "It's okay, anyway, I'm used to being beaten by you, you eat it while it's hot, there's another one here." ”
She pulled out another bun from her other chest.
For the sake of symmetry, Sister Tanuki stuffed a bun on one side of her chest, which looked quite symmetrical, her chest was originally very large, and no one doubted that she stuffed two buns.
Ma Xiaoshu was also embarrassed to refuse, and ate it: "Sister, we have all found Da Leba, you don't need to." ”
Yang Li smiled: "I didn't plan to bring it, but I saw in the real-time picture that you don't like to eat Da Liba, so I stuffed two." ”
It's still a big sister who knows how to feel sorry for people.
After eating Sister Tanuki's big buns, Ma Xiaoshu continued to go back to make crossbows.
Deng Neng and Sha Yi were outside with slingshots to shoot birds, but the pigeons did not return to the nest, flying outside, they couldn't hit at all, but Deng Neng ran too fast and kicked the steel plate and broke his foot, Sha Yi made him a crutch very considerately. Lao Sha is very happy, it is not himself who is finally injured.
Yang Li and Deng Neng brought the ultimate task of the program team: to make a car from the materials around them.
Neuropathy!
Because there is a car, the engine is a little problematic, but the wheels are there.
Ma Xiaoshu directly ignored this task, play first, Sister Tanuki finally came to this show once, and she must take her to have a good time.
In the afternoon, the crossbow was ready.
The bolts were cut out of soldering iron, a ten-centimeter-long bar of iron.
Ma Xiaoshu was sure that there were some wild things in the factory area, and took Yang Li and Gu Lina to go hunting, judging from the fact that the thing ate mice, it was definitely not a large animal.
Walking in the cold buildings, Yang Li was curious: "What kind of animals will there be in this kind of factory?" Dog? ”
Gulina said: "It may be a lewd fox that eats even a mouse, catches it and kills it." ”
Yang Li: "Is there a fox in this area?" It's so cold. ”
Gulina: "Why not?" I smell the slammy, huh! It's so sassy! ”
Yang Li gritted his teeth and ignored her: "Xiaoshu, this show is too harsh, let them relax a little." ”
Ma Xiaoshu gave Gu Lina a brain breakdown, and then said to Yang Li: "Actually, it's okay, only Lao Sha and I were more difficult when we first landed, and it was easier after that." ”
"That's tiring enough, too."
"It's only three or four days when you're tired, who is tired of making money."
When passing by a fence, Ma Xiaoshu climbed up first, then picked up Boss Yang and put him on the other side before jumping over.
Gulina: "Brother-in-law, and me. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You climb by yourself." ”
Gu Lina used her strength to eat milk before she climbed over the wall and hated Yang Li.
In fact, Ma Xiaoshu does not prefer Yang Li, but she is a guest, besides, it is impossible to climb over with Yang Li's body, Gu Lina is different, this play is really durable, she has super adaptability in extreme environments, and her physical strength is better than Sha Yi.
After walking for a while, Ma Xiaoshu found a big turtledove on the eaves in front of him, so he took out his crossbow and took aim.
The two women also held their breath.
Cluster~
Hit!
Gu Lina immediately jumped up: "Brother-in-law shot too accurately!" Cow Pie! ”
Yang Li smiled slightly and did not speak.
Because, the middle is the middle, but the turtledove fell on the three-story high roof, and it can't be taken at all.
Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head: "Careless...... The angle of the shot is wrong, I should be aiming against the wall. ”
After walking for a while, through the barbed wire, Ma Xiaoshu saw a fox with brown fur and large ears, sneakily walking around the grass.
"Shhhh Get down. ”
Ma Xiaoshu told them to hide, and took out his crossbow arrows to aim.
Cluster!
Hit.
The bolts made of welding rods nailed the fox directly to the ground, and the fox struggled a few times before moving.
Gu Lina cheered again: "Brother-in-law is amazing! Sao Fox! Die! ”
Yang Li smiled: "Ma Xiaoshu, how did you find it?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "If you eat three mice in a row, there must be more than one fox or wild cat, so I know that there are many small animals in this area, and I also found a pigeon that was bitten to death on the steel frame, which should have been done by a wild cat." "....The fox was hunted, but unfortunately through the barbed wire, Ma Xiaoshu couldn't get by.
However, it is impossible to get him to give up.
Ma Xiaoshu went to the shipbuilding workshop, brought more than a dozen rubber gaskets for exhaust fans, each one meter in diameter, strung them together, made a soft ladder, threw them over and climbed over the barbed wire fence of the fence, and Ma Xiaoshu climbed over.
Gu Lina added a few words of oil to Ma Xiaoshu, and said to Yang Li: "Do you smell the smell?" It's so sassy when it's dead. ”
Yang Li: "No. ”
Gu Lina: "Then you can't have a nose, I think there are still foxes in this factory." ”
Yang Li: "Maybe." ”
Gulina: "Look, does that fox look like a dog?" Something like a dog! ”
Yang Li was silent for a while, turned off GoPro and said, "Look at your arrogance today, it seems that your identity is different?" ”
Gu Lina also turned off the phone without showing weakness: "So what? I can't do what you do? ”
Yang Li smiled: "Good girl! Since we both have the same identity, then you really don't want to be so weird, I'm not afraid of any humiliation, but you will only make the master hate you. ”
Gu Lina: "If you talk nonsense, my brother-in-law won't ......"
Yang Li: "No one likes to dismantle the husky, and no one likes to scratch people's cats, cats and dogs, it's better to be well-behaved." Don't bother the host! Ma Xiaoshu is a person who is afraid of trouble. ”
Gulina: "Hmph! ”
When Ma Xiaoshu came back with the fox, he was surprised to find that Gu Lina and Boss Yang had a much closer relationship, and they were holding hands and talking and laughing, which was amazing.
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