"Why is this fox so ugly?"

Yang Li was not too afraid, and even a little disgusted, because this fox died far away, unlike the sheep at the beginning, splashing her blood.

She covered her eyes and peeked in, it was the first time she had seen a real fox.

This fox is about forty centimeters long, without a tail, almost ten catties, the fur is brown, the gills of a sharp-beaked monkey, and the ears are a little big, and the appearance is indeed worrying.

Laifu was so frightened that he clamped his tail, he had never seen a fox, and thought that his master had killed the dog.

Gu Lina was much bolder, and took the fox from Ma Xiaoshu's hand and shook it around: "It's enough to stew in a pot, it's not good to look at, it's mainly a matter of color, right?" Dirty. ”

Yang Li was also curious: "Yes, this side is so far to the north, why is the fox not white?" How beautiful the white fox is! ”

Ma Xiaoshu was startled when he heard this: "What white tiger?" Don't talk nonsense. ”

The white tiger is good-looking, but I don't want to say it.

Gu Lina looked at Yang Li, how did she do it? Technology and hard work?

Yang Li: "I said white fox, white fox is good-looking." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Oh, I misheard. ”

When he returned to the camp, the lame Deng Neng took over Sha Yi's work and was filtering the water there.

He was pleasantly surprised: "What's the hit?" Wild dogs? ”

Sha Yi took the fox and showed it to Deng Neng: "It's also a wild dog, is this a fox that can't be recognized?" Hey, Mom, this one is heavy enough, Deng Neng, have you seen it? It is said that the environment of our show is bitter, but so what? Ma Xiaoshu and I quacked and killed, this strength, what environment can't live? ”

Deng Neng rolled his eyes, just you are still quacking and killing, just now took me to hunt pigeons, but the pigeons didn't hit, but broke my legs.

He was very faceless: "You're in charge of Quack, right?" ”

Sha Yi: "Didn't I stay in the camp to protect you, if you resist a little, I will definitely go fox hunting myself." It's all your fault! ”

Deng Neng asked Ma Xiaoshu: "Is that so?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu opened his mouth and came: "Yes!" Don't you know, in the last issue, we started in the swamp, and my Uncle Sha got a horse, and when he saw a crocodile, he pounced on it, and then we ate crocodile meat for three days. ”

Deng Neng was stunned: "Really?!" Then I got involved with Mr. Sha in this issue. ”

Sha Yi took the knife and began to deal with the fox: "Isn't it? But I don't blame you, these children you are pampered now, and they are not honest at all. ”

Yang Li knew the truth and deliberately put a high hat on Sha Yi: "Teacher Sha is MAN, a real man in the wilderness." ”

Sha Yi: "Low-key and low-key ......"

Dealing with the fox Lao Sha is still good, just like skinning a rabbit, he learned it during special training.

Deng Neng saw that Sha Yi was proficient, so he believed it, and said with emotion: "I always thought that this show was Ma Xiaoshu's one-to-two, but I didn't expect that Mr. Sha was also a master!" ”

Sha Yi bragged: "What do you mean I didn't expect?" I've been specially trained, and besides, I'm bold when I beat it, and I weigh half a pound more than yours when I take it out. Let's just say that in the first issue, we crossed the sea on a bamboo raft and met a group of sharks, a group of them, right at our feet......"

Deng Neng was nervous: "Is it really a shark?" And then? ”

Shayi: "I was very calm, not only scared, but even a little funny. Do you know what sharks are afraid of? The shark was afraid of being slapped in the nose, and I ...... at the time"....Deng Neng didn't watch the first episode of the show, and was stunned by Sha Yi.

Gu Lina and Yang Li couldn't listen to it anymore, so they hid far away and went to see Ma Xiaoshu welding the frame.

Although the task of building a car is not urgent, it is okay to weld the frame out first, and the province will be too hurried tomorrow.

After a while, Sha Yi came over and said to Ma Xiaoshu: "I dealt with the fox well, the problem is that the car battery is out of power and can't make a fire." What to do? Why don't I smash another camera? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I have all the gas welding machines, are you still afraid that there will be no fire?" ”

Shayi: "Oh! I'm going to get wood and start a fire. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "No, didn't you collect some antifreeze from the car?" You take a newspaper ......"

Sha Yi listened carefully to Ma Xiaoshu's teaching, and remembered that they were all life skills that he had learned in special training, and he remembered it as soon as he said Sha Yi.

He asked again, "What about the fox meat?" It doesn't smell fishy, can you really eat it? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "You go back and stew it whole first, and stew it a little bit." It's just an ordinary canine, and it doesn't have the weird smell of legend. Traditional Chinese medicine says that the fox meat is sweet and warm, and its main effect is to replenish deficiency and warmth, and detoxify sores. Treatment of fatigue, forgetfulness, epilepsy, yellow swelling of water vapor, scabies. ”

Back at the camp, Sha Yi showed up to Deng Neng again: "Do you know how we made a fire yesterday? Don't know, right? Used in the battery of a used car. So guess how I'm going to make a fire today? ”

Deng Neng: "Battery? ”

"The battery is dead, and it can't be born."

"I don't know."

"Don't know, right? Look, brother will play a trick for you. ”

After speaking, Sha Yi took out the newspaper, poured a little antifreeze on it, opened the plastic bottle and grabbed some potassium permanganate and sprinkled it on it, and then pinched the newspaper together and kneaded it.

"And voila! It will take a little time. ”

Half a minute later, the newspaper burst into flames and soon burst into flames.

Deng Neng applauded on crutches: "Awesome!" Teacher Sha, you are so strong, I have always misunderstood you before, thinking that you are a comedian, and you are not too smart Yazi. ”

Sha Yi raised the fire, put a wooden strip, and crossed his waist: "It's all an illusion!" Those shows are all entertaining, and I will let them suffer at a loss, and when I get to our show, hum~ That's the real chapter, and my strength is vividly displayed. If nothing else, just start a fire, and I'll do it in dozens of different ways......"

"Fox meat is just boiled directly? I whispered, is this really edible? ”

"Of course it can be eaten, it's just an ordinary canine, and it doesn't have the weird smell of legend. Traditional Chinese medicine says that the fox meat is sweet and warm, and its main effect is to replenish deficiency and warmth, and detoxify sores. Treatment of fatigue, forgetfulness, epilepsy, yellow swelling of water vapor, scabies. ”

Sha Yi is like a treasure.

Deng Neng believed it and worshipped Sha Yi beyond measure.

After all, Ma Xiaoshu is strong, he was originally a big animal, and Sha Yi was so powerful, so Deng Neng didn't expect it at all.

No wonder he dared to come to the survival show to be the main coffee!

Barrage:

"Waha......"

"Lao Sha, are you going to laugh at me?" ...."This wave was loaded by him. ”

"I have to say that Mr. Sha's memory is still good."

"Deng Nenghan, don't believe him."

"These two are so silly!"

"Shayi, where's your face? The national audience watched you pretend. ”

"I can't listen to the work anymore hahaha."

Sha Yi stewed a fox and asked Deng Neng to come and light the fire, then took a crossbow and ran to hunt pigeons.

He clanged in the shipbuilding workshop, and not a single pigeon was killed, and he went around to ask Ma Xiaoshu for help, and Brother Shu beat five pigeons, and then went to weld the frame.

Sha Yi carried the crossbow and the pigeon back to the camp.

Deng Neng looked adoring: "Wow! Mr. Sha, you are so embarrassed, shooting so many pigeons! ”

Sha Yi threw the pigeon to the ground and shook his legs: "The wild pigeon is stupid, when it doesn't move after it returns to the nest, it will hit every shot!" You're in a hurry today, can you fight when the sky is flying? Young people, still can't be too impatient. ”

Deng Neng: "Yes, yes, yes......"

When it was almost dark, the drone of the program team came to deliver the dog food again, and did not leave immediately after the delivery, but shouted to Ma Xiaoshu.

"The program team considers that you are very hard, so they are extra kind and allow you to exchange your prey for other ingredients......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Wang Zhengyu, are you hungry for pigeons or fox meat?" ”

Drone: "Uh...... The program team considers that you are very hard, so it is very ......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Shut up!" You just say how to change it. ”

Deng Neng complained: "Your show is really too doggy, the producer is the dog!" ”

Sha Yi: "So he usually communicates with Ma Xiaoshu, and he doesn't dare to mess with me, can I get used to him with my violent temper?" ”

The drone's voice from Wang Zhengyu wiping his saliva came: "Ahem...... That, a pigeon for a dish. Let me start by telling you what we have, including cabbage, kelp, potatoes, beef, yuba, ......."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "There are dishes to eat hot pot, right?" ”

Drone: "Yes, there are duck intestines, hairy tripe and small county liver, all frozen. ”

Ma Xiaoshu's program group, of course, is a standing hot pot dish, and it is a routine operation to make hot pot after recording the show, after all, these dishes are difficult to buy abroad.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Five pigeons are all for you, we want duck intestines, hairy tripe, county liver, bean curd and cabbage, in addition, we will give you half a fox meat, you weigh it, one pound of fox meat for one pound of beef, how about it?" ”

Drone: "Deal." ”

This is Wang Zhengyu's most generous in this show, not only because of the gluttony for pigeon soup, but also because he is greedy, but the main thing is to make more changes to make the show richer.

After all, it's called "Wilderness Gourmet", and the ingredients are complete, but there are too few ingredients every time to show the theme of food.

After the negotiation, Ma Xiaoshu fished out the fox, which was already cooked, cut it in half, and put it into the drone's hanging basket with five pigeons, and let it take it away.

He is in trouble to deal with the pigeon, with this idle time, isn't it fragrant to sit in shabu-shabu?

Ma Xiaoshu went to find a wooden board to make a cutting board, scraped it flat with a knife, fished out the fox meat and chopped it into pieces, and the drone that delivered the vegetables came, and the beef alone was about three catties.

The seasoning provided by the program team has a hot pot base in it, and it is still very convenient to make hot pot.

As for the big Leba that was left over at noon, no one looked at it again, Sha Yi broke a little to feed the dogs, and walked away scolding, looking down on anyone.

The fast time for everyone to eat is made of wooden strips, and the bowl is more interesting, it is an iron rice bowl welded with a steel plate after Ma Xiaoshu unlocked the gas welding machine.

Deng can not work very actively, eat meat without delay, the beef slices are shabu, and he sweats when he eats: "Cool!" I thought I was going to eat bugs when I came to record this show, but I didn't expect to be able to eat hot pot! Teacher Sha is amazing. ”

Sha Yi: "There is also everyone's credit, especially Ma Xiaoshu, I am in charge of technical work, and he is doing all the manual work." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Teacher Sha can be called a violent version of Deye, just say this hot pot, Deye can cry when he sees it!" ”

Gu Lina didn't eat much, and was scalding Ma Xiaoshu's duck intestines.

Yang Lixi ate a piece of fox meat and felt ...... It's weird, the taste of the meat is fine, it's the psychological feeling that is wrong.

Gu Lina quietly came over: "Isn't it sassy?" ”

Yang Li: "No cat meat." ”.

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