Chapter 277: Honeycomb Coal
The herdsmen already knew that Ma Xiaoshu was recording a program and a survival program, so they took revenge feeding.
No one can starve to death in the snow zone!
As the owners of this land, they must feed the survivors.
Therefore, several Tibetans who came here for dinner brought delicacies such as tsamba, butter tea, mutton blood sausage, and local bacon, and the first herdsmen to send yak legs also used horses to bring two large jars of barley wine.
Their behavior made the program team very passive, and the links and tasks that were originally set up were completely useless.
The herdsmen brought food, and the guests couldn't refuse yet, otherwise they would think that you looked down on him, and it was really possible to fight.
The men in the Kang-Tibet region are so simple and strong.
You must eat meat, you must drink wine, and when you leave, it will not weigh three pounds than when you came, even if they lose.
The second half of this episode of the show is obviously much happier than the previous stops, with wine and meat, singing and dancing, can you not be happy?
Hakim also used the program's mobile phone to download a translator and discuss Buddhism with a herdsman who was turning prayer barrels.
Ma Xiaoshu was moved and "created" a song "Kangba Man" for them.
The forehead is full of stories of ancestors
The clouds hold up laughter
……
The sound of horses' hooves sounded in the veins
In the eyes is the holy sun
……
If Hao Shengyin hears this song, maybe she will dislike it again.
But the herdsmen liked it very much, and sang loudly along with Ma Xiaoshu.
The effect of the show is naturally good, but it is a bit too extravagant, which makes the director team feel a little regretful, they should not have recorded the show in China, the domestic people are too enthusiastic.
Such a remote secret place will also be fed, and I really didn't expect it.
The next day, the guests left separately.
Gu Lina returned to Mingzhu City, Ma Xiaoshu flew to Hengdian to visit Gao Wen, and Sister Bao sent a message saying that Little Sheep didn't seem to be very happy in the crew.
Ma Xiaoshu in Hengdian has not been here yet, and he can't find the direction after landing, so he can only grit his teeth - take a taxi.
It's a big deal to go back and reimburse.
This is a martial arts crew, Gao Wen plays a maid who only lives for five episodes, and the filming time is expected to be half a month.
But it's been more than a week, and Gao Xiaoyang's scene has only finished filming one episode.
She asked the director and the producer, but the answer was the same, the crew has a detailed shooting plan, and as an actor, she only needs to play her role well.
Wang Dabao is not used to them: "Why do you have to adjust my artist's lines in order to add drama to the second female lead?" Why do you all shoot during the day, and my artist has to hang Weiya in the middle of the night? Why ......?"
To put it simply, the crew sees that Gao Wen's coffee position is small, and she has all kinds of tricks, of course, the main thing is that the second female stumbling block Gao Wen.
Wang Dabao was not used to them, and threatened not to shoot Gao Wen's drama well, so I would invest 10 million to make Gao Wen the second female lead.
It was Gao Wen who persuaded Sister Bao, she felt that it was completely unnecessary, this drama was very average and not worth investing in.
Wang Dabao can't use superpowers, so he can only summon Ma Xiaoshu.
On this afternoon, Ma Xiaoshu came to the crew with two sacks, and the director and producer did not dare to slack off, so they hurriedly came to greet him in person, on the one hand, because Ma Xiaoshu is too popular now, and on the other hand, he knew that this guy would beat people if he didn't agree with him.
Besides, this drama has a bit of cooperation with Jiaxing's side, which can snub Gao Wen, but not provoke Ma Xiaoshu.
After all, it is rumored on the Internet that Boss Yang and Ma Xiaoshu ......
Ma Xiaoshu is very simple: "Director, producer, hello!" I didn't bother you when I came to visit the class, did I? ”
The director smiled: "No, no, it's shining." ”
The producer said, "What are you bringing with you?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu said with a smile: "Pots and pans, bacon sausages, and yak meat, sent by the Kangzang villagers." I set up a stove in the crew to open a small stove for Gao Wen, isn't it too much? ”
Producer: "The program team has a boxed lunch ......"
Ma Xiaoshu: "The second female brought a nanny car and a cook, right?" Hello sister, I'm Ma Xiaoshu, what kind of dishes are your chefs good at? Looking back, I'm short of any spices, I'll borrow some from you! ”
The female No. 2 couldn't be rectified directly, she didn't know what to say with an embarrassed smile, and she didn't dare to tear her face with Ma Xiaoshu.
Ma Xiaoshu found a remote corner to take out the guy's affairs and began to pick up bricks to build a stove.
Gao Wen followed Ma Xiaoshu all the time, and only when no one was there did she say, "Brother Xiaoshu, what are you doing?" Is it really here? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "If they respond to you, I will respond to them, and I will support you." ”
Soon, Ma Xiaoshu set up a stove, ordered a tricycle of honeycomb coal from somewhere, moved it in, piled it up in the corner of the wall and stacked it neatly, it seemed that he really planned to cook here for ten days and half a month.
Cooking doesn't affect the crew's shooting, but it's a bit disgusting.
In the middle of the afternoon, Ma Xiaoshu brought pigeon soup to Gao Wen and said loudly: "You haven't filmed it after waiting for three hours?" It's not easy, it's too hard to be an actor, or I'll stuff some money into the director! You see how fast people play ......"
The director smiled: "Ma Xiaoshu, you are really joking, haha!" ”
So, Gao Wen's play was quickly scheduled.
On this day, for the first time, she didn't stay up until midnight, and she finished filming the second episode as soon as it was dark, and she didn't have many shots.
Ma Xiaoshu has been cooking here for three days, and there is no one without a heavy meal.
Gao Wen's heart was sweet.
The director and producer have a sore brain, and I don't know why, Ma Xiaoshu can always bring them a lot of pressure.
On the fourth day, Gao Wen's last scene was being filmed.
Ma Xiaoshu didn't cook anymore, and sat next to him with Erlang's legs crossed and smoked with the producer.
The director came to ask: "Producer, do you see this line?" ”
The producer looked at Ma Xiaoshu: "What does Brother Shu think?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't understand. ”
Producer: "That's over. ”
The director nodded and ran away.
Ma Xiaoshu took out the cigarette butt and said suddenly: "My salary is two million a day, and I have been a cook here for four days. ”
The producer was at a loss: "This ......"
Ma Xiaoshu patted him on the shoulder: "Just kidding! You don't have any sense of humor. ”
Wang Dabao said: "The production is too serious, you have to smile more." ”
Producer: "......"
Gao Wen, who finished the scene, happily packed up her things and left the crew with Ma Xiaoshu.
When they walked away, the second female number one swayed in front of the director, and said in a strange manner: "Today's young actors really can't endure hardship, is it really so easy to make money in this industry?" If you want me to say, some undedicated actors should be banned. ”
The director pouted: "Everyone is gone, what do you mean by this?" When Ma Xiaoshu is here, why don't you yin and yang Gao Wen? What are you afraid of? ”
The female No. 2 was incompetent and furious, she was afraid that Ma Xiaoshu would be deep and would kick her out of the crew.
But she couldn't be cowardly, and said: "I just don't want to cause trouble for the crew, everyone knows that guy is not in his right mind." ”
"Who's not in their right mind? Sister. ”
Ma Xiaoshu walked back secretly.
The second female suddenly trembled and wanted to hide behind the director, but the director had already urinated first.
She looked pleading at the producer, who was closing his eyes and recuperating.
Ma Xiaoshu walked up to the second female actor and asked curiously: "Can you be an actor now if you don't have a normal mind?" It's really strange, sister, can I ask you a favor? ”
The assistant of the second female rushed over to protect the employer, but Ma Xiaoshu glared back.
It was surrounded by actors and crew watching the show.
The actress nervously said, "You, what do you want to do?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu said: "I have walked out of the crew, and I suddenly remembered that the honeycomb coal I bought was not used up, don't you think this is a waste?" It just so happened that everyone in this crew ate a boxed lunch, and you brought the chef to open a small stove, so I thought, why don't I sell you the rest of the honeycomb coal. ”
This is saying in front of everyone that she is playing a big name, the male protagonist and the female protagonist have not invited a chef, you want to do it, and you bully my woman, really when Lao Tzu doesn't know anything?
Actress: "I, I cook with liquefied gas." ”
Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "How can liquefied gas cook vegetables with honeycomb coal?" Who's then, you're my sister's assistant, right? Now go and find the chef, I have to ask him if he cheated my sister's money, and he didn't use honeycomb coal! Is this a serious chef? ”
The assistant's brain is down.
The people around him began to whisper, and some even accidentally laughed.
Obviously, Ma Xiaoshu held back for a few days, deliberately waiting for Gao Wen's scene to finish filming before coming to trouble her, and it was impossible to let her go off the stage easily.
The actress said: "Can't I buy your honeycomb coal?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "That's what I mean, and I don't make your money." I bought honeycomb coal for five cents a piece, a total of five hundred, and I have used twenty-one in the past few days, you look at it, just transfer it to me on WeChat. ”
After speaking, Ma Xiaoshu handed out the mobile phone payment code.
Actress: "How much is that?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu frowned: "Sister, what diploma do you have?" Can't you do any arithmetic problems? How many more are used up in twenty-one out of five hundred honeycomb coals?
"Four hundred...... Eighty-nine? ”
"It's four hundred and seventy-nine, five cents a piece, how much is it?"
"Uh......"
"Two hundred and thirty-nine yuan and five cents, haven't you ever read?"
“……”
"What are you doing in a daze? Transfer money! ”
"Good, good."
The actress is really afraid, the director and producer who usually support her are instigated, how dare she harden Ma Xiaoshu, what if he hits someone?
After receiving the money, Ma Xiaoshu said again: "Let's go, sister, come with me to count the honeycomb coal and see if the amount is right." ”
Actress: "No need, I trust you. ”
Ma Xiaoshu nodded, and finally asked, "Is honeycomb coal cooking delicious or liquefied gas cooking?" ”
Actress: "Honeycomb coal is delicious! ”
Delicious?
If it's delicious, you have to count the honeycomb coals, and the actress counts them all over the black.
Damn, I gave you back your face, dare to bully Lao Tzu's little sheep? I'll see how you mix in the circle in the future.
As expected, in just half a day, Zhang Xiaohui's purchase of honeycomb coal spread all over the circle, and people gave them the nickname honeycomb coal.
Zhang Xiaohui was born as a model, and she relied on the old and wealthy coal boss to enter the entertainment industry, and she is barely a second-tier actress after many years of operation, but she likes to play big names and engage in privileges, and she also likes to bully and suppress young actors who are more beautiful than her.
She can't get used to watching Gao Wen play the female number one in the CCTV drama!
Gao Wen didn't know what Ma Xiaoshu was going to do in the end.
It wasn't until a day later, when the well-informed Gu Lina told her about the honeycomb coal incident, that Gao Wen was moved to tears.