Chapter 278: Chess Opponents?
For this reason, Gao Wen also thanked Ma Xiaoshu for many times.
But Ma Xiaoshu doesn't appreciate it at all, don't think it's my girlfriend, it's amazing.
After he finished flushing, he lifted his pants and ran: "What does it have to do with you about her counting honeycomb coal?" I'm not avenging you, I'm just looking at her unpleasantly in the crew, don't put gold on yourself. ”
Gao Wen wrinkled her little nose: "Hmph~ Ducible guy, obviously he is helping me out!" Right. ”
On the side, Gu Lina pulled the quilt: "Nonsense, he's just pretending to be forced in reverse, you have to know how to cooperate." ”
"Huh? How to cooperate? ”
"Look at your stupidity, forget it, let's continue to rest."
Ma Xiaoshu got up early, and after washing, he made breakfast for the two fairy daughters, and then went downstairs to brush a shared bicycle and set off to record an interview show.
Ma Xiaoshu has been invited to the show one hundred and eighty times, but Sister Tanuki has not arranged it, she said that the timing is not right.
This time, after Ma Xiaoshu played a big name to force the actress crew to count honeycomb coal, Yang Li finally let him go.
That program is very simple, it is a big-headed female host interviewing guests, and it can be broadcast in two or three days, and the program is very efficient, which is suitable for public relations of some time-sensitive hot events.
Ma Xiaoshu's hot search was an accident.
Just like Wang Xinzhu burst her silicone last year, Zhang Xiaohui chose to block the news, because this kind of thing will only prove that she has put technology and hard work on her body, and in fact, she can't beat Wang Xinzhu anything.
In the same way, Ma Xiaoshu asked her to count the honeycomb coals one by one, which would also only hurt her own face, and Zhang Xiaohui would not take the initiative to poke it out at all.
But...... She has offended too many people.
In the crew, you can offend the big characters, don't offend the little characters, especially the makeup artists and props teachers.
Someone took a video of Ma Xiaoshu forcing Zhang Xiaohui to count honeycomb coal and posted it on the Internet, and then it naturally became popular, she usually pretends to be weird, and the audience also has a scale in their hearts.
In this matter, there are those who scold Ma Xiaoshu and those who laugh at Zhang Xiaohui more, but more people eat melons.
Ma Xiaoshu has a horse protector to protect his body, and he is not afraid of the dark at all.
A sentence of "Haha, you're from the Ma Bao Society" can make the sunspot half angry.
Only a stupid girl like Gao Wen would feel that this incident had caused Ma Xiaoshu a lot of trouble, and she didn't want to think about her as a broken man...... Where is the life of the whole work, send her this or two?
Is Ma Xiaoshu still afraid of the dark?
He's already black.
In the past six months since his debut, the trend of dark horse Xiaoshu has been wave after wave, and as a result, Ma Xiaoshu has been black and red alive.
The official website of the Ma Bao Association has sorted out all kinds of black materials since Ma Xiaoshu's debut, large and small, for example, Ma Xiaoshu took a small notebook and peeped at the jackdaw taking a bath just to write a song, for example, Ma Xiaoshu's shiny boys' concert backstage fight, true and false.
If you change someone and force a well-known actress to move honeycomb coal, counting while moving it, it will definitely be an incident of the whole network fryer.
But he's a horse Xiaoshu, so ...... It's kind of funny.
There are even netizens who asked: "He asked you to count you, have you never seen honeycomb coal in your life?" ”
The words are not rough, this netizen asked everyone's thoughts.
What are you doing as an actress counting honeycomb coal?
In more than a day, this incident has gradually turned from the initial so-called "professional bullying in the entertainment industry" incident to a laughing stock, and netizens have begun to play memes.
Zhang Xiaohui, who was going to sell miserable sympathy, was as uncomfortable as eating a fly.
Ma Xiaoshu was not affected at all, and posted a short video of fighting sound:
"Honeycomb coal is composed of raw coal, carbonized sawdust, lime, yellow mud, charcoal powder and other mixed base materials, and flammable accelerants composed of nitrate, potassium permanganate, etc. It ignites quickly, the flame is as high as 140 mm or more, the burning time is up to 1 hour, it is smokeless and tasteless, and it burns completely. Flammable honeycomb coal raw materials are extensive, easy to use, simple to make, economical and environmentally friendly, and is a high-quality fuel commonly used by the broad masses of the people. ”
Don't want to sell badly!
Lao Tzu will give you value directly!
Sure enough, as soon as Ma Xiaoshu's short video came out, Zhang Xiaohui immediately changed her words and said that she was just buying fuel, and Ms. Zhang was sick and had to fire alone, but even so, she insisted on buying and carrying honeycomb coal by herself, which was too down-to-earth.
Wang Xinzhu sent a WeChat message: "You are murderous!" It's not like I'm only going to pinch her ...... Heart. ”
Ma Xiao didn't reply to the message, hum, don't want to lie to my song again.
Entering the backstage of the studio of "A Date with Lu Yu" with a fritter in his mouth, Ma Xiaoshu greeted a group of unknown staff members very skillfully, he is the best at dealing with them.
After a while, Ma Xiaoshu became one with everyone.
Everyone praised him for being down-to-earth, like people, eating soy milk and fritters in the morning, and there was no shelf at all.
When Ma Xiaoshu saw the host Lu Yu for the first time, he only felt that this person was so deformed, not because she was too thin, but because her head was really big, huge, and super invincible.
It is estimated that he has to fight with the Lei family.
Soon the recording of the program began, and this program is actually quite simple, just two sofas, one large and one small, and there are more than 20 program groups below to use the audience.
First of all, the host introduced Ma Xiaoshu in standard lines, and then, the big screen began to play Ma Xiaoshu's fame experience......
This program team is really polite, and openly gave Ma Xiaoshu a "mixed reputation" evaluation in the short film? !
It's also very brave.
Although Ma Xiaoshu is simple, he is not stupid, and he naturally heard the off-string voice of the program team, but he didn't have enough respect for him, a newcomer who suddenly became popular.
Actually, Ma Xiaoshu thinks too much, and this show is disrespectful to anyone.
Ma Xiaoshu appeared on the stage, and the hairstylist of the program group had to give him a hairstyle, and I have to say that this hairstyle is still quite ugly.
Lu Yu: "Welcome Ma Xiaoshu to our show for the first time!" ”
Ma Xiaoshu walked up and sat down: "You're welcome." ”
Lu Yu: "Please be seated, uh......"
has already sat down, Brother Shu even crossed Erlang's legs, just like his own family, and he was sure to get a horse.
Lu Yu said: "It must be the first time everyone has seen Ma Xiaoshu's hairstyle. ”
Audience: "Hahaha......"
Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's ugly, isn't it? It's also the first time I've met such a strange hairstylist, and there's something about your show...... But not much. They even do your hairstyle so perfunctory. ”
Lu Yu: "......"
The audience laughed again, everyone knows Ma Xiaoshu's recent honeycomb coal incident on the hot search, this really can't blame Ma Xiaoshu, for example, the hairstyle of this recorded show, what kind of hairstyle did he get Host Lu Yu, don't you know in advance? Killed back, right?
Lu Yu said again: "Hahaha! I've seen you all the way before, right? It's like a photo on the big screen......"
Ma Xiaoshu: "That's because you're lonely, and I've even made a cockscomb head." ”
Lu Yu: "Huh? Are you still so rebellious? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "It's just a movie." ”
Lu Yu: "You've also acted in movies?" Is it your company's movie trick? I can't imagine you acting. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "I play the second male lead, and the first male is Chen Jianbing." ”
Lu Yu: "Ah...... I haven't heard of that. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "There are a lot of things you haven't heard of, and the movie has been filmed for almost half a year, but at least the information of the guests is collected in the recording of the show, right?" ”
Lu Yu is worthy of being Lu Yu, he was not affected by Ma Xiaoshu at all, but said: "Oh...... Are you still happy with your hairstyle? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "......"
Damn it!
Lao Tzu told you about the guest information, and you and I pulled back the hairstyle?
Lu Yu attacked: "Are you usually not confident in your appearance?" So, now you're starting to do your hairstyle too? ”
Ma Xiaoshu smiled: "I've had low self-esteem since I was a child, because my head is not big enough!" ”
Lu Yu: "Is it because everyone says you're simple?" So, do you think that not being smart is the reason for the small head? ”
Ma Xiaoshu was shocked, is this a special day for people to talk about?
Speaking of which, Brother Shu is already wild enough to chat, but I didn't expect to meet a wilder one today, which is simply a forced awkward chat.
Chess is an opponent!
Ma Xiaoshu could only say: "I'm witty!" ”
Lu Yu stopped talking to Ma Xiaoshu, turned his head to the camera and said: "Although it has become popular all over the country, the shadow in Ma Xiaoshu's heart still exists, and the impact of his tragic childhood life on him is incomprehensible to others." However, we still have to encourage him with applause and insist on ourselves! ”
Bang Bang Bang ......
The more than 20 spectators below were also embarrassed to applaud.
Wow!
Ma Xiaoshu is toothy, he feels very unreal, this is the most bizarre show he has ever recorded.
Do I have a childhood shadow?
My childhood was someone else's shadow, okay?
In the six years that Lao Tzu was in elementary school, the principal's dog didn't dare to get pregnant!
Lu Yu said to Ma Xiaoshu again: "When was the most confident time in your life?" It must be when you ascend to the championship of "Shining Boys", everyone knows that it is not easy for you to go from an amateur college student to a big star who is popular in half the sky, but your inner fragility may only be able to give you confidence by honor, right? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "I was very confident when I saw you. ”
Lu Yu: "Huh? Why? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "There is no why, everyone who understands understands." Aside from seeing you, the most confident time I was when I was actually riding a motorcycle to deliver supplies to the mountain during the fire in the mountain town, and that kind of life made me feel real. ”
"Wow......"
"Huh?"
"Really? I don't believe it. ”
"Believe it or not."
Lu Yu said to the audience: "We can feel that Ma Xiaoshu has a kind of resistance to communication, and he is not easy to communicate. Obviously, the sudden popularity of his life has caused earth-shaking changes, next, let's take a look at Ma Xiaoshu's childhood career. ”
Ma Xiaoshu really wants to go up and give this big-headed doll a naked strangle, and kill him!
Still don't you believe it? I don't care if you believe it or not!