Chapter 279: Offensive Guest
Of course, the program team couldn't shoot Ma Xiaoshu's childhood, but simply filmed Ma Xiaoshu's hometown, and many video clips were stolen from other programs, splicing together a bleak and miserable rural scene.
Lu Yu: "It's hard to imagine that a musical talent like Ma Xiaoshu grew up in such a poor and backward environment......"
Ma Xiaoshu immediately retorted: "I'll sue you for slander!" You say it's okay to be poor, but we're not backward, we have advanced thinking, we have a high consciousness, and my dad can dance mechanically. ”
Lu Yu smiled: "I understand your rich hometown plot, and I can't listen to others say that your hometown is not good." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "It's good, but you don't understand." ”
Lu Yu's show has been interviewed more than once, but she didn't realize it at all, and thought that the atmosphere was very good.
So, she said, "Then you can share with us the good places in your hometown." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "......"
When you think about it, it seems that there really is nothing to share.
This makes Ma Xiaoshu a little ashamed, I really don't know enough about my hometown, my dad can smoke a leaf cigarette and chat with you for a night, and the village chief can fight with you for three days and three nights.
Fortunately, the host is Lu Yu, she doesn't care if you answer or not, and soon she jumped to the next question:
"Huh? I'm very curious, I heard that you went to a village elementary school when you were a child, does the village primary school have a canteen? ”
"There is no cafeteria, they all bring their own food."
"I heard the director say that it's an iron box with rice, water, sweet potatoes and a little bit of food, right? I took it to school, and when it was almost noon, the teacher took all the lunch boxes to the pot and steamed them. Is it? ”
"Yes."
"Is there meat or something?"
"Nope."
"Why don't you eat meat? Is meat spoiled easily? Or what is the reason? ”
Lu Yu stared at Ma Xiaoshu with a curious expression.
Ma Xiaoshu recalled: "The meat is not easy to spoil, my hometown makes bacon and cured meat, which is not easy to spoil, but everyone doesn't like to eat it, and likes to eat fresh vegetables." ”
Lu Yu: "So, isn't it because you can't afford to eat meat?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "In our hometown, each family kills at least one pig every year, how can there be no meat to eat?" When you get tired of eating, vegetables are even rarer. ”
Lu Yu was still a little disappointed, if Ma Xiaoshu couldn't afford to eat meat when he was a child, then the effect of this show would be different.
She concluded: "Although Ma Xiaoshu's family was poor when he was a child, he basically ate meat and could eat rice every day, unlike the last time I interviewed a celebrity, he could only eat steamed buns when he was a child......
Ma Xiaoshu: "The person you're talking about is a northerner, right?" ”
Lu Yu: "Ah! How do you know? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Guess." In fact, when I was a child, I was also very poor, I couldn't eat two steamed buns a year, and I never ate pork stewed vermicelli and pot-wrapped meat from childhood to adulthood. ”
Lu Yu: "Really? The mountains are certainly not rich. ”
Ma Xiaoshu smiled slightly and nodded to indicate that you were right.
Suddenly, Ma Xiaoshu was not angry, he found that this show was quite interesting, and there were few reliable hosts of these talk shows, such as Lu Yu and Hu Hua.
Lu Yu commented: "Ma Xiaoshu has endured hardships, has this experience had any impact on your creation or outlook on life?" The harsh environment is the most exercised! ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "It doesn't matter! Those who emphasize that suffering is a treasure and suffering losses are blessings, one of them is a fucking bastard, none of them have suffered hardship, but they always guide others to sing the praises of suffering and dedication, why don't they dedicate themselves? If you want me to say, the best state of this society is that everyone does not suffer hardships and does not suffer losses. Rich! Fair! Hardship does not bring a person qualitative sublimation, learning talent. ”
Lu Yu: "Really? I disagree. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You can't even understand how to eat rice in the south and noodles in the north, what qualifications do you disagree?" Have you ever suffered? You didn't, but you still became a host, with a good income, and lived a decent life. Why? ”
Lu Yu thought about it seriously, and then said: "Actually, the north also eats rice, and many friends around me eat rice from the northeast. ”
Ma Xiaoshu leaned back, wow, I have never encountered such a powerful criticism in my life.
Even Ma Hanpi found it a little difficult to overcome.
Is the focus of my sentence just now on eating rice and noodles? Why are you the host!
Ma Xiaoshu: "Although the Northeast produces rice, it is ......"
Lu Yu raised his hand: "I eat Thai fragrant rice, I can't get used to eating Northeast rice, are you used to eating it?" Round, soft and glutinous. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "......"
Do you fuck, prose-style interviews?
The audience has already burst into laughter, although they are invited by the program team, but they are also people.
Ma Xiaoshu thought to himself, could it be that this kind of simple criticism and questioning is the style of this show? Is that what the show wants?
Blame me for being too serious today?
All right! Then I'll let myself go.
Ma Xiaoshu said: "I actually don't like to eat rice, I prefer to eat." ”
Lu Yu: "Rice is rice, rice." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Ah! I see. ”
Lu Yu: "......"
She couldn't figure out whether Ma Xiaoshu was really stupid or stupid, anyway, the Internet said that he was not very smart.
Then Lu Yu shifted the topic to Ma Xiaoshu's profession, this time Ma Xiaoshu came to the show, there was a gimmick, that is, his album "Ma Xiaoshu 2022" was released for three months, and he set a sales record in the mainland, which has been dusty for more than ten years.
After praising Ma Xiaoshu for a few words, he became sensitive again.
"Hao Shengyin said that your song soil, do you recognize it?"
"I ......"
"You don't recognize it. Jackdaw says you write songs by chord routines, do you admit it? ”
"Actually......"
"You won't admit it either."
"You know everything, why are you asking me?"
"Isn't this an interview show, we have to interact, and there is another question. You've had a lot of controversy along the way, if you were given another music competition program, would you still go? ”
Lu Yu looked at Ma Xiaoshu.
Ma Xiaoshu crossed Erlang's legs and didn't speak, and made a gesture of please.
Lu Yu: "You will say yes, even if you don't want to play anymore, you still can't say it." ”
"I'm willing to go."
"Look! I'm afraid that others will say that you are unprofessional, so you have to say that you want to go. ”
"I'm afraid to talk about professionalism in everything, how can there be so many majors in the world? I'm not professional in writing songs, and you're not professional in hosting. ”
"I ......"
Ma Xiaoshu was really laughed: "Auntie, I think you don't always live in your own world, you don't understand anything, what are you answering?" For a talent singer like me, it is a recognition to be invited to a professional music competition. You don't know the difference between a pop singer and a professional vocalist, and it's a privilege to be on the same stage with them. ”
Lu Yu said innocently: "Auntie? Am I old? I'm angry when people say I'm old. ”
Outstanding!
perfectly got the central idea in Ma Xiaoshu's long list of words.
Ma Xiaoshu smiled happily, this show is really interesting: "Look, many people say I'm ugly, right? I'm angry, I don't care about looks, but I'm angry. Why? Because I'm really not good-looking. In the same way, when someone says you're old, you get angry. Because that's true! ”
"Hahahaha......"
The audience was so happy, Ma Xiaoshu was really a little philosopher.
Lu Yu pursed his lips, not in a very good mood: "You look old!" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes, yes, I am not only old, but there are always fools around me." ”
Lu Yu: "There are always fools around you!" ”
Ma Xiaoshu didn't even refute, this host was very happy, much more durable than the previous hosts.
Later, we talked about working to make money.
Lu Yu said: "Will you spend it on your girlfriend when you make money?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu's salary card is now in Gao Wen's hand, but he doesn't say: "No, I don't spend a penny on her, I often spend her money, basically spending her month's living expenses a week, and then, for the remaining twenty days, she gnaws naan every day." ”
Lu Yu: "The person you're talking about is Gu Lina, right?" Old flower Gao Wen's living expenses. ”
Ma Xiaoshu was startled: "How do you know?" ”
Lu Yu: "When they broadcast "Xuanyuan Sword" last year, they came to our show, Gu Lina said it herself. ”
Ma Xiaoshu said: "Oh, I thought you installed surveillance in my home." ”
Lu Yu: "A digression, if, I mean, if you and Gao Wen break up, what will you do?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Find another one." ”
Lu Yu: "Huh? Isn't the standard answer all, and then chase her back? ”
Ma Xiaoshu said disgustedly: "Since I still chased her back, why should I break up with her?" Sick? If you think it's good, we'll always be together. ”
Lu Yu jumped up again: "Will you get married?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes!" I've passed Baidu, a pair only costs 9 yuan, and the process is very simple, although I haven't done it, but I will. ”
Lu Yu: "I'm asking if the two of you will get married?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "What? Do you want to give a salute? ”
Lu Yu: "Not really. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Then why are you asking so much?" ”
When the program was broadcast, the barrage cheered Ma Xiaoshu one by one, there are not many people who can cure Lu Yu, Ma Xiaoshu is one.
Ma Xiaoshu is an offensive guest.
Lu Yu was a little angry, interrupted the interview, and asked Ma Xiaoshu to perform and sing, this time on the show, Ma Xiaoshu also had to play two songs, one "elopement" and one "Kiss Goodbye", these two songs have just been recorded and are ready to release singles.
The song "Elopement" was hand-picked by Boss Yang, and he also spent a lot of money to make an MV.
After singing, the interview continued.
Lu Yu: "Why do I think you don't sing as well as you used to sing in auditions?" Is that kind of atmosphere contagious? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "No, it's because you don't understand music. ”
Lu Yu: "But I have ears, so I can tell a little bit of it." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "You still have brains." ”
Lu Yu: "What do you mean?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "It means that the things you have may not be useful, and some things are like appendixes." Think about it, you don't even know how to host, can you understand music? I don't even know music. ”