Chapter 305: Family Fun (for Book Friends 20221210072532639 Update)
Although Gao Wen has a gentle and introverted personality, her appearance is actually beautiful and slightly aggressive, especially the pair of big eyes and high nose bridge, even if she has seen her many times on the screen, when she meets her in reality, she will be shocked by her beauty at first sight.
That kind of visual impact, both men and women kill.
The reason is very simple, because Gao Wen has always been ...... is not on camera, but she can also dominate the crowd on the screen if she is not on camera.
Therefore, Ma Laohan cramped out the cigarette and fanned it again, and there was nowhere to put his hands and feet.
When Ma Xiaoshu came back, Gao Wen was making tea for the old couple, and Ma Xiaomiao was drinking yogurt on the small sofa next to her.
Gao Wen: "Uncle and aunt be careful!" ”
Ma Laohan: "Thank you! ”
The old woman: "Oh, don't be busy, be good, come and sit in the dragon gate array, what is there to tell Ma Xiaoshu to do." ”
Gao Wen was startled, what the hell is it? Ma Xiaoshu has never been so affectionate.
Ma Xiaoshu went with her to put the kettle and explained: "Our elders over there call the girl they like obediently. ”
Gao Wen said: "That's it, but I'm so nervous, I don't know what to say to them." Were you nervous last time you saw my parents? ”
Ma Xiaoshu bragged: "Although Di Ye is famous, you Brother Shu and I have no false ......."
Gao Wen pursed her lips and smiled: "But your voice was trembling at that time." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Impossible! When pigs fly! ”
Gao Wen: "Box box, I secretly recorded the video, you can't deny it." ”
Ma Xiaoshu immediately pinched Gao Wen's back erection neck: "Delete it!" ”
"I don't, I'm going to keep a joke on you!"
"Then I'll tickle you, ahh......h
"Box Box Box ......"
The mother craned her neck in the living room and was very happy to see her son and his girlfriend fighting.
Ma Xiaomiao said: "Mom, don't keep an eye on it, my sister-in-law will be shy." ”
Mother: "She's even better looking than on TV, the first time I've seen a good-looking girl!" I look good without makeup, and look at you again. ”
Ma Xiaomiao: "I don't look good, blame me for Mai?" You personally have a mark. ”
Mom was silent.
Ma Laohan said: "Hey! Ge Lao Tzu! Finally found "Paw Patrol"! ”
Looking at the picture on TV, Ma Xiaomiao was also silent.
I don't know when it began, the old man became obsessed with watching cartoons, he said that watching cartoons can learn a lot of useful knowledge, which is called living to learn from old age.
Ma Xiaomiao felt that the old man had pumped his braincase last time.
Ma Laohan's body moved rhythmically, and he hummed quietly: "Team Wang, Team Wang, we will be there soon, no matter how big or small the trouble is, there is laughter, and the brave dog is not afraid of difficulties......"
The old woman looked at him with disgust, and went to the backyard with her daughter to watch the vegetables planted by Ma Xiaoshu.
Gao Wen dodged Ma Xiaoshu's attack and pointed to the living room: "Huh? It turns out that you are also a musical family! Uncle is so cute, isn't it? ”
One thing to say, Ma Laohan's pitch is no problem.
Ma Xiaoshu: "That's! We are the right people, and we will have the opportunity to let Di Ye and the old man sing in the future. Hahaha, I'm such a genius! ”
Gao Wen: "You're a pervert! ”
After a while, Gao Wen went to the backyard to accompany Ma Xiaomiao and her mother.
The old woman didn't say that Ma Xiaoshu didn't plant vegetables well, so she wanted to help him rebuild the soil, and let the seedlings pull out the weeds, but she didn't let Gao Wen participate, she simply felt that such a beautiful girl should not do farm work.
Gao Wen was not squeamish, she followed Ma Xiaomiao to pull weeds, and then went to tinker with the flowers she planted.
Ma Xiaoshu accompanied the old man to watch an episode of the Wangwang team in the living room, and asked, "Old man, what have you learned in this episode?" ”
Ma Laohan: "This Mayor Gu Wei should be subject to double regulations!" Mom, for the sake of a chicken baby, it made a miasma of smoke and wasted people's fat and ointment. ”
Ma Xiaoshu was shocked: "It's okay for the old comrades to be enlightened!" ”
As he spoke, he lit a leaf cigarette.
Ma Laohan walked to the front yard with a cigarette: "Go outside to smoke, your house is beautiful and shiny, don't stink." ”
He was afraid of smelling the house, he was afraid that Gao Wen would dislike him.
The old man held a cigarette stick, looked at the convertible in the garage, and looked disdainful: "You make a lot of money, you can't afford a car with four stools?" Skin! What's the use of your car? If you buy a motorcycle, you can drag pigs. ”
Ma Xiaoshu said with a smile: "When the salary is paid, I will buy another car and drive one tow, can't I sit four people?" ”
Old man: "Then why don't you buy a tractor from Nima?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "The tractor can't enter the city. ”
Ma Laohan suddenly said: "Oh! Also. Save up your strength, or make more money to buy a big car like your boss, and the whole family can sit down, so comfortable. ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "When the time comes, I will directly take the entire minibus." ”
"Want to get a big car?"
"What if there are seven or eight more babies? The off-road vehicle can't sit down, and it's easy to be blown off the roof of the car, and the trunk will be covered to death, so you can't pestle it on the wheels. ”
"Hmm...... The school bus Goethe kind will do. ”
"Ann? I haven't seen it. ”
"I haven't seen the world, do you know the school bus? It's the kind of school bus in kindergarten, yellow. ”
"Oooh......"
"If you have time to watch more TV, don't pick up a mobile phone and play games in the dark, you can't learn knowledge by playing games. Still a star? Knowledge is too expensive! ”
"When a star doesn't even need a braincase, still has knowledge? If you're lucky, a leash dog can be red, you seem to be working. ”
"Isn't it?"
"Son! It's all pig brains. ”
Ma Laohan looked at his baby: "Then this job is more suitable for you." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "......"
Knowing the son is more than the father!
The old man held a cigarette stick with his hands behind his back, turned around and looked at the house bought by Ma Xiaoshu, and said with emotion: "It's more suitable than the house in my hometown, but it's inconvenient to feed chickens, livestock, geese and ducks." ”
Ma Xiaoshu can keep up with the old man's brain circuit: "The place is narrow, there is no place to build a pigsty, and besides, there is no place to fight pigweed in the city." ”
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In the evening, Ma Xiaoshu cooked a big meal himself.
Because of the estimated identity of Gao Wen, there was not a single pork in the dishes ordered by the old couple, they sent Yang Lion sausages, but they didn't dare to send them to Gao Wen, in fact, Gao Wen ate sausages and bacon in private, after all, his parents are party members.
After eating, Ma Xiaoshu took his family to the amusement park again, firstly, because the night club was cheaper, and secondly, it was not easy to be recognized at night.
If he is recognized, Ma Xiaoshu will have to take out his private seal to sign for them, which is troublesome.
Ma Xiaoshu was filial, and dragged his father, who was still a little lame, to walk like a fly: "Let's go!" Old man, the jumping machine is up! ”
Ma Laohan was shocked: "Hot you warm, stunned chickens are high?" The hats are all taken off by Lao Tzu. ”
Ma Xiaoshu lined up with the old man: "Look? Hugh came down as soon as he spoke. ”
Old man: "Hey...... I'm afraid it's a bit hey? ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Ordinary people don't dare to sit, listen, the few people on the high heads are scared of pigs, if you don't dare, forget it." ”
Old man: "Don't you dare to hammer?" Brother Pao will never pull a thin belt! ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Mo Chong's shell? Wait for Ha'er to clamp the urine tightly, don't do artificial rain on it. ”
Old man: "When Lao Tzu was hanging on the cliff and hitting stones, you were not born yet, I want to hey Lao Tzu, you can't be broad!" ”
Because the age difference is almost forty years old, the relationship between Ma Xiaoshu and his father is more like a grandson than a father and son, and there is a feeling of being a family member from generation to generation. After all, the old man has spoiled him since he was a child, and he has died one, so he knows how to cherish it even more.
Gao Wen, Ma Xiaomiao and her mother watched from a distance, and the three of them didn't dare to take the jumping machine, they looked scary.
Mom said, "Stunned? Oh yo! It's going to fall like this, I'm afraid I'm going to scare your old man. ”
Gao Wen: "How come? Brother Xiaoshu said that his uncle was very bold. ”
Mother: "Is he bold when he touches the dried yellow eel?" ”
Gao Wen: "Uncle can still catch eels?" ”
Ma Xiaomiao: "The dried yellow eel refers to a snake. ”
Gao Wen: "Huh~"
She was originally embarrassed to meet Ma Xiaoshu's family, after all, it was too fast, right? Little Lamb is very shy.
But Ma Xiaoshu said that I didn't marry you anyway, you will see you early and late, in case my father drinks fake wine one day and hangs up, wouldn't it be a regret? My old man is the most strong, if you don't believe it, he will die for you in minutes.
This scared Gao Wen so much that she had to see her.
After a while, Ma Xiaoshu took his father to the jumping machine.
Ma Laohan dragged it very much: "I don't buckle my seat belt, it's not enough to sit on a big chair?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu personally buckled him, and the coffin at home has not been finished yet, so he is not in a hurry.
The jumping machine began to rise slowly.
The old man grabbed his son's hand: "Yay! This dog is a little fierce! ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Jio rod flashed and flashed, wow?" ”
Old man: "The hammer is flashing, Lao Tzu is called a machine...... Machine dance, can't you dance? Huh? Ahhhh......h Mom sells batches! ”
The jumping machine fell.
Ma Laohan screamed, struggled and trembled, and was very happy.
Ma Xiaoshu was quite pleased: "Hahaha......"
In the distance, Ma Xiaomiao listened to the old man's screams and said with a smile: "Listen, how happy Dad is!" This kind of jumping machine is a piece of cake for my dad. ”
Gao Wen nodded: "Uncle is so brave!" ”
The old woman looked suspicious, why did it sound like the old man was about to cry?
A few minutes later, Old Man Ma got off the jumping machine and almost couldn't stand steadily, but fortunately he was supported by his son.
Ma Xiaoshu: "Foot rake?" ”
Old man: "You know a hammer, it's called ...... Intoxicated! ”
The Ma family's mouth is a family heirloom!
Next, Ma Xiaoshu dragged the old man to ride the big pendulum, roller coaster and pirate ship, and the old man was so drunk that he almost vomited, and he walked on the wrong side.
Ma Xiaoshu gave the old man a string of sugar gourds: "Good at playing?" ”
The old man crossed his waist, and his feet trembled into twists: "General! Hey~ I thought it was a good thing, that's all? Eh, this hawthorn is still a little sour, ouch, Lao Tzu's teeth ......"
Ma Xiaoshu was very happy: "Play for half a month, take you to the jumping machine every day." ”
Old man: "Ahem...... Two or three days is enough, and I have to go back to collect the grain. ”
In fact, Ma Laohan wanted to play, but his wife was in a hurry to go back to collect the corn at home, and the jumping machine almost caused artificial rainfall, so the old man chose to retreat.
Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "I want it!" Anyway, you can come and play at any time, don't worry, I'll take you to bungee jumping tomorrow. ”
Old man: "Jumping is good! I like it! ”