Chapter 306: Mother-in-law and daughter-in-law inheritance
Gao Wen didn't have much courage, so she took her future mother-in-law and sister-in-law to play some gentle projects, such as a merry-go-round or something, and then buy some milk tea to drink.
Although the old woman is old, she is very strong and loves to play.
Ma Xiaomiao's IQ is too high, but she is not interested in these things, it only took her ten seconds to understand the code logic of the merry-go-round, and it is very simple if you don't use the code and use a pure mechanical structure.
My sister did very well in the exam this time, and there is absolutely no problem with Western University of Technology, which is more than a few tens.
The three of them were tired of playing, so they found a chair to sit down and chat, Ma Xiaoshu didn't know where he and his father went, the old man was really resistant.
Just kidding, a strongman who fell into the pond after a stroke while drinking fake wine, and can swim to the shore with his face!
Ma Xiaoshu was in awe.
Mother was very rare Gao Wen, stopped her hand and said, "Good girl! You are stunned, oops~ The ancestral tomb is smoking! ”
Gao Wen: "What? ”
Ma Xiaomiao: "Praise you for being beautiful, sister-in-law." ”
Gao Wen was shy: "Ah, thank you, Auntie, in our Western Regions, the streets are full of people like me, and they are much better-looking." ”
Mother: "Nonsense! You're the best of you! If Ma Xiaoshu bullies you, you tell me, and I will tear off his skull and throw it away. ”
Gao Wen was taken aback: "No, no, Brother Xiaoshu is good to me!" ”
The old woman drank the milkshake: "Do you care about his money?" ”
Gao Wen was startled again: "I'm just, I'm just...... It's just to help him hold the card, he has to give it to me, I'm me, I don't interfere with him. ”
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Old woman: "Okay! Just get stuck on hand! Tighten the tube! ”
"Huh?"
"You have to be more careful about his money, let me tell you, a man can't have money, cigarette money and alcohol money can be given once every three or two days, and if you give too much at one time, there will be problems!"
"What's wrong?"
"Hey! Don't you know, when Xiaoshu was young, he went to the mountain city to dance salsa dance with a little money, phew! Listen to me, it's the right thing to do. ”
"Ah......h
"Obediently, don't worry, although our house is not cultured, but it is reasonable! In the future, our family will not raise pigs, we will raise sheep. ”
"Why?"
"Pay attention to the impact, raising pigs is not good for you."
"Thanks, actually, I don't need to."
"Yes! I am the head of the family, I have the final say, and when you get married, you will be the head of the family, and you will have the final say when the time comes. ”
"But Ma Xiaoshu is the head of the family......"
"Shit! A man is also worthy of being the head of the family? It's okay to give some face outside, and you have to train when you get home! You know? Three days without hitting the house and revealing the tiles! ”
"I don't dare, he's so fierce......"
"Fierce? Jio interrupts him! Ma Xiaoshu dares to paw? I'm not dead yet! ”
This is called mother-in-law and daughter-in-law inheritance!
Ma Xiaoshu's mother is very satisfied with Gao Wen, not because she is extremely beautiful and exquisite, but because she has a big butt and walks around, looking like a male baby.
That's right, the old woman is still patriarchal as always, but you say that she is patriarchal, and she insists that the heroine is in charge.
So her mother instilled the essence of Shancheng's daughter-in-law in Gao Wen, scolding if she didn't obey, and beating her if she didn't listen.
How dare Gao Wen beat Ma Xiaoshu, she was one of the three who were beaten.
Ma Xiaomiao was very clever, and suddenly patted Gao Wen: "Sister-in-law, there are a few people over there who have been shooting at us, no problem, right?" ”
Gao Wen smiled: "It's just a paparazzi, it's used to doing what we do." ”
That's why Ma Xiaoshu wants to move, the previous rental house has been surrounded by paparazzi, and if you want to talk to Boss Yang about work, or have a threesome with Gu Lina, it is very dangerous, and you have to find a place where the paparazzi can't get in.
At this time, Ma Xiaoshu came back with the old man eating fried meat skewers and brought some to them.
The old man went to rest on the chair, and at the same time bragged: "It's not interesting!" I thought it was no different from riding a tractor. Especially the jumping machine, hey, it's so unfeeling, one up and one down, the ball is inexplicable! ”
Ma Xiaoshu walked up to the paparazzi who was secretly photographed and handed a cigarette: "Brothers, are you okay today?" ”
The paparazzi nodded their heads one after another:
"Thank you, Brother Shu's Huazi!"
"Brother Shu is good!"
"Yo, it's a smoke."
"Didn't disturb Brother Shu's Yaxing, did you?"
"What are we going to do today?"
"Brother Shu, let's promise not to discredit you, we have professional ethics!"
"Brother Shu didn't have a good character!"
Ma Xiaoshu lit a cigarette for them, and then took one in his mouth and said, "You can do whatever you want, remember to beautify, especially my old man, grinding your skin!" Well...... Add blush to make him festive. ”
Everyone: "......"
You're a rebel, are you serious?
Of course, Ma Xiaoshu was serious: "Hey! My dad has been suffering all his life, and he can still be on the gossip news when he is coming, which is also good, give my mother a beauty filter, and then have a face slimming effect, my sister doesn't need it, and the technology has not yet reached that level. ”
A paparazzi asked: "Does Gao Wen use beauty?" ”
Bang Bang Bang ......
Several paparazzi beat him.
"You're sick, aren't you? Gao Wen still uses beauty? ”
"New here, huh?"
"You have a problem with your camera skills, right? I'll give you two sheets! ”
"Will it be framed?"
"Neurotic!"
"If I'm Brother Shu, I'll blow your head off!"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Okay! Dude's work is not easy, hungry, right? A little skewer, not much, let's share it. Let's go. ”
"Brother Shu, go slowly!"
The paparazzi collectively bid farewell to each other, this is not acceptable, they have never met such a warm-hearted star to the paparazzi, never.
The star who sent the skewers, thank God for not roasting you.
What kind of bike do you want?
Once Ma Xiaoshu was drinking with his brother, a paparazzi squatted and fainted, but Ma Xiaoshu went to the hospital on his back.
Since then, it has spread in the paparazzi circle, Ma Xiaoshu, you can shoot casually but you can't be black!
According to the description of Ma Xiaoshu on the Internet, Ma Xiaoshu is a butcher, and the paparazzi should be beaten violently, but no, every time I see it, I shush and ask for warmth, which makes you embarrassed to hack him, and try to make him look good.
Ma Xiaoshu just respects every industry, and the paparazzi exist because the audience likes to watch gossip, and if they are not paparazzi, others will be them.
It can't be helped!
And they follow the shooting in the wind and rain, which is really hard.
took the old man to the water park again, Ma Xiaoshu called a car to go home, it was almost twelve o'clock, and the two old men had already slept in their hometown.
When he got home, Ma Xiaoshu drank with the old man again.
Although drinking alcohol will cause a stroke, but if you don't drink, the old man is unhappy, and the lesser of two evils is ...... Or drink bars.
Although Gao Wen is introverted and doesn't talk much, she is really well-behaved and sensible, she went to the refrigerator and took two bags of Zigong black chicken feet to melt them with boiling water, and then mixed them and brought them up to serve the two of them with wine.
Ma's mother shook her head, this future daughter-in-law's ass is big, but her temper is too small, what are you used to doing with them?
Drinking in the middle of the night, it's good not to beat him.
Ma Laohan asked Ma Xiaoshu for a paper cigarette and lit it and inserted it in a flower pot in the living room.
Ma Xiaoshu was curious: "What is this for?" ”
Old man: "Oh, give your eldest brother a pillar of incense, he can't experience the jumping machine." ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Don't worry! Next time I go back, I'll burn him a whole set of amusement park equipment! ”
Old man: "Okay, good! Big brother didn't hurt you in vain! ”
Ma Xiaoshu was frightened, when did my eldest brother hurt me? He was gone for two and a half years before I was born! Don't scare me! Big brother is drowned, or I'll build a swimming pool on your grave, you can practice well!
This Ma family, there is a heritage, that is, the man's braincase is not normal, and the mother and Xiaomiao are very online.
At night, my parents lived in the No. 1 guest bedroom on the second floor, Ma Xiaomiao lived in the No. 2 guest bedroom, and the No. 3 guest bedroom by the toilet was booked by Gou Jian, or 217 Jincheng Four Beasts.
Gao Wen worked very hard to perform, and folded the quilt on the guest sleeper bed, but her strength did not allow it, and in the end, Ma Laohan took on the so.
Gao Wen was stunned, oh, even making beds and stacking quilts is the strength of the men in the mountain city?
The next day, Ma Xiaoshu took the old man to bungee jumping.
The guy ......
Ma Laohan was frightened after a stroke, and after getting up, he trotted out of the distance, and said: "This is the jumping machine, right?" ”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Don't talk about the machine, civilized you, me and him!" ”
Syllable~
Gao Wen gave Ma Xiaoshu a slap.
Drink?
Ma Xiaoshu was going to fan Gao Xiaoyang back on the spot.
But, my mother and sister's eyes are bulging, what do you want to do?
Ma Xiaoshu scratched his head and turned around to fight again.
Gao Wen jumped up happily, jumped up and hugged Ma's mother, and whispered: "Wow! It turns out that the status of a woman in the mountain city is so high? What a pleasure! ”
Ma's mother said, "Your method is wrong! You have to jump up, you have to jump up and fight hard, you see me. ”
Syllable~
I did jump up and fight.
Ma Laohan: "I didn't smoke leaves!" I didn't watch cartoons either, why are you beating me? ”
Gao Wen: "Wow! ”
Ma's mother ignored the old man, and said to her daughter-in-law: "You will get used to it after a few more beatings, eh!" Steady and ruthless! ”
The parents went back after playing in Mingzhu City for three days, mainly because they were afraid of affecting the normal life of Ma Xiaoshu and Gao Wen, under the pretext that the family should accept the grain when they were old.
Ma Xiaomiao continued to stay in Mingzhu City, and during the summer vacation after graduating from the college entrance examination, it was natural to play as much as she wanted.
Gao Wen also took her to the Pearl Drama Academy to audit, and the two of them discussed it, and when Gao Wen joined the crew of "Beautiful Li Huizhen", Xiao Miao followed as an assistant to play.
After Ma Xiaoshu's parents left, Boss Yang and Gu Lina also came to the villa for dinner, giving gifts to Ma Xiaomiao and cheering them on.
Ma Xiaoshu stayed at home for five days and set off to record the show.
He and Gou Jian are on the same plane again, the better the ticket booked together, Ma Xiaoshu is as simple as ever, and Gou Jian is as exaggerated as ever.
"Hey, hey, hey~ What do you think this is?"
""Five Thousand Years of China" and "One Hundred Thousand Whys", what are you doing?"
"Teach a Thai girl!"
"You're ......"
"This is called promoting traditional Chinese culture!"
"There's absolutely something wrong with you!"
"Wow! Anyone can say me, but you can't, how many are you in your family? Three? Are you embarrassed to say me? She and I are just friends! ”
"Whew!"