The five people in the mushroom lonely house returned, and the young three were covered in mud and dirty.

The two elderly people were very leisurely, and He Jiyong also carried a small crucian carp two fingers wide in his bucket, which was the only catch they had caught all morning.

"It's good enough!"

Fang Yuan touched his face, looking at the seven dishes and one soup on the gazebo table, he could only sigh.

Actually, at the beginning, he and He Jiyong still had a little bit of mischief, you Ma Xiaoshu dare to order big dishes, don't blame us for setting you up.

Don't you also do food shows? If you have the ability, you can do it yourself, and you are good at doing it.

But the other party really took two hours to make all these dishes.

He Jiyong put down the bucket and gave Ma Xiaoshu a thumbs up: "Count you amazing!" ”

This is the highest evaluation among men.

Ma Xiaoshu crossed his waist: "Generally speaking, the third in the world!" ”

Teacher He: "It's really amazing! Wow! This boiling cabbage, did you really follow the steps? It smells so good! Teacher Fang, smell it. ”

Fang Yuan: "I smell it, the soup hangs very well." ”

"What's this?"

"Tamales, who ordered this?"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I'm afraid that there won't be enough dishes, so I made one more dish by the way." ”

Fang Yuan smiled, the young people now really don't talk about martial arts, they can do anything, it's not easy to handle it.

You say this horse and a small tree, it's so popular, you don't need to say it when you write songs and sing, this is someone's housekeeping skill, not only for yourself, but also for a popular girl group this summer.

Speaking of acting, he looks silly and dull, but he played one of the most outstanding roles in "The Nameless", and his box office reputation was a bumper harvest.

In the end, when it comes to cooking, I thought he was just doing it casually in "Wilderness Gourmet", after all, the conditions are quite limited, who knows that people's cooking skills are quite exquisite.

I don't know how he practiced at a young age.

Zhang Xingyi followed up and hugged Ma Xiaoshu and greeted: "Brother Shu is good!" Wow, it's been another year, how are you doing? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm fine, thank you." ”

Zhang Xingyi stopped talking, and he didn't know what to say, because he really didn't know each other.

A year ago, he could still shout two sentences of "leading Chinese music to the world", but this year it has withered, and everyone and Xiaoshu have all won Glaimei, and it would be a bit stupid for him to shout this slogan again.

Cai Xiaokun has won the Best Song Award at the Discourse Music Festival, can you believe it?

followed by Zhang Xiaofeng: "Brother Shu! Ah, so many dishes! ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "You ordered." ”

Zhang Xiaofeng held Sun Zuer's hand: "This is Zu'er, right?" Did you order braised pork trotters? ”

Sun Zuer nodded: "Yes, I like to eat pig's trotters, in addition to braised pig's trotters, I also love to eat roasted pig's trotters, braised pig's trotters, pig's trotter soup, sauce-flavored pig's trotters, ......"

"Ahaha......"

Zhang Xiaofeng can't keep up with the rhythm, although everyone is a child star debut, but the gap between people is still very large, especially the gap in brain circuits.

For example, Sun Zuer asked her, "Do you have frogs in your fields?" ”

Zhang Xiaofeng: "Huh? ”

Zu'er: "Or it's not bad to go down to the field to catch loaches." ”

Zhang Xiaofeng smiled politely, and had ten thousand whys in his heart, why did he go down to the field to catch loaches?

Peng Youchang was different, he didn't come over to say hello, he went to wash his hands and face first, walked into the house with a bowl in his arms, sat down and was about to open the whole house, looking at Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother Shu, hey, hey, hey......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Eat, I'm hungry too." ”

Seven dishes and one soup, it can be said that this season's mushroom house is the most sumptuous meal, or lunch, usually the lunch of the mushroom house is noodles.

A few people ate and chatted while eating.

Everyone is full of praise for the dishes made by Ma Xiaoshu:

"Wow! This boiling water cabbage is simply amazing, it seems to be unpretentious, but it shows its kung fu. The soup is mellow and elegant, but the cabbage is tender and green, fragrant, soft and slag......"

"This double crisp is very good, the heat is very well controlled, and it is very fragrant and crispy."

"I really like the mapo tofu made by Brother Shu, you can mix a bowl of rice with two spoonfuls, hehehe......"

"The fried meat with chili is so fragrant~ my mother!"

"This fish-flavored shredded pork is better than what I ate in the hotel, why is that?"

Sun Zuer said: "Because this is made by Ma Xiaoshu!" ”

Zhang Xiaofeng was speechless.

Zu'er had already finished eating a bowl of rice and handed the bowl to Ma Xiaoshu: "Thank you!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu gave him a bowl of rice.

Fang Yuan tasted none of the dishes, and indeed did a very good job, and asked, "Xiaoshu, you are not very old, why do you make such a good dish?" Did you study cooking in college? ”

He Jiyong: "No, he majored in mechanical engineering. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "My mother told me since I was a child that I couldn't cook and couldn't marry a daughter-in-law in the future. ”

"Hahahaha......"

"Your mother lied to you, right?"

"Laughing to death."

"So that's why you're learning to cook?"

"Really?"

Everyone else is laughing.

Ma Xiaoshu was very serious: "On our side, it's really difficult to marry a daughter-in-law if you can't cook, don't you know?" My dad was able to marry my mom, in addition to being able to dance the machine, he also made a good mat, and when I was a child, I followed my dad to the red and white ceremonies to cook the mat and learned to cook. In our southwest F4, men cook, at least during the New Year's holidays, men cook big meals, and if the men of any family don't have a good dish, they are embarrassed to go to relatives. ”

Sun Zuer nodded: "Yes!" ”

He Jiyong: "What are you right about?" As if you know, you northern baby. ”

Zuer: "I just know. ”

Ma Xiaoshu also wondered: "How do you know?" ”

Sun Zuer's cheeks were bulging, and he said, "You don't care how I know!" I also know that in addition to Sichuan cuisine, you can also cook fried lamb chops, finger lamb chops, spicy lamb chops and steamed naan. ”

Teacher He is very smart: "Gao Wen told you that, right?" Ma Xiaoshu is also hard enough to marry a daughter-in-law......"

Truth be told, yes!

Although Ma Xiaoshu usually eats all of Gao Wen's Ma Gan, he also turned over a lot of recipes in order to make food for her.

Sun Zuer did not deny it, Gao Xiaoyang is really easy to fool, she will say whatever you ask her, and never lies: "Anyway, he will do anything, and he won't worry about not marrying a daughter-in-law." Can you cook? ”

Peng Youchang: "Puff cough cough cough ......"

I was supposed to eat well, but this kind of injustice suddenly asked a sensitive topic, why don't I have a girlfriend because I can't cook?

Bullying honest people?

The male artists ate quickly.

Zhang Xingyi ate the least, and he didn't eat a single rice in order to maintain his figure.

The ones who ate the most were Ma Xiaoshu and Peng Youchang, with four bowls of rice per person.

Zhang Xiaofeng only ate half a bowl of rice, and he was still full of guilt.

Sun Zuer is different, she eats three bowls of rice in a row, the first bowl of rice soaked in pig's trotter soup, the second bowl of mapo tofu bibimbap, and the third bowl of fish-flavored shredded pork bibimbap, which is miserable.

Zhang Xingyi couldn't help but ask: "Zu'er, doesn't your company have any requirements for your body and weight?" Dare to eat like this? ”

Zu'er: "There is a request! But I don't comply. ”

He Jiyong: "Poof...... I'm familiar with this sentence, I'm too familiar with it, Brother Shu, what do you think? ”

Ma Xiaoshu was full and was gnawing on pig's trotters: "I think Zu'er is very good like this, you can eat if you want, who stipulates that female artists must be skinny?" That's a deformed aesthetic! It's cute to be as fat as Zuer! ”

Sun Zuer sandwiched two more pieces of tamales for herself: "Hey, hey...... Low-key and low-key! ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Low-key what? To be a man is to be high-profile, what you want to eat, I will make it for you today. ”

Sun Zuer's eyes rolled, and she didn't hold back her fart at first glance.

Fang Yuan continued: "So you are still in charge at night?" I'm so sorry, you're a guest, come and cook for us, we'...... A toast to you! ”

Everyone: "A toast to you!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "......"

Isn't that your routine? What kind of innocence is pretended?

has been doing variety shows for so long, Ma Xiaoshu also knows the market, variety shows are just to make trouble, Ma Xiaoshu came to the mushroom lonely house to grab the job of cooking, everyone likes to see it.

No......

Ma Xiaoshu was suddenly a little unconvinced.

Why am I cooking in your show? Didn't you come to my show to cook?

No way!

I'm going to have a wave of prostitution......

After the meal, Ma Xiaoshu took the bones on the table and fed them to the dog, but the dog didn't eat them, and was taught a lesson by Ma Xiaoshu, but he still ate them.

"If you don't eat bones as a dog, you're afraid you don't want to go into a casserole!"

H and O immediately sent it, lying on the ground and gnawing on the pig's trotter bones, and wagging their tails at Ma Xiaoshu.

This two-legged beast is so fierce that he can't afford to provoke it!

What is this?

It's also a recent estrus at work, and Ma Xiaoshu didn't bring it, otherwise, it is also a routine operation to be green on the spot.

After all, he is also a ferocious dog who has been trained in the wilderness to survive.

Washing dishes is a matter for the three juniors of the mushroom lonely house.

He Jiyong, as usual, boiled water and brewed coffee and brought it up.

Sun Zuer asked for a cup of bitter coffee by herself, and when she saw that Ma Xiaoshu didn't move, she added two pieces of sugar and half a carton of milk to him, this guy couldn't drink bitter coffee.

Ma Xiaoshu is going to cook in "Wilderness Gourmet", but the other party is an old fox, so he just doesn't get it.

Although Ma Xiaoshu is very obscene, he is far from Fang Yuan's opponent.

In the end, Fang Yuan was annoyed by Ma Xiaoshu, and said, "I know that Teacher He is going to your show, so let's do it, you write a song in the Mushroom Lonely House like last year." If this new song can touch me, I'll go, if not, then don't talk about it, how about it? ”

Who squints you to go?!

Rare!

Ma Xiaoshu's show is really a waste of guests, and he doesn't want to go anymore if he has been there, so Fang Yuan, who has a fat head and big ears, can still fight for it.

What's more, Teacher Fang and Teacher Sha Yi ...... Right?

Very chemical!

Ma Xiaoshu: "What song do you write?" ”

Teacher He said: "Why don't you just write a proposition?" Just like last year's competition, the program team gave keywords, and last year he wrote "A Laugh in the Sea"! Teacher Fang gives a question? ”

Fang Yuan rubbed his chin and fell into deep thought.

After a while, the old fox said: "Our show is called "Fascinating Life", which is actually a peasant life, ordinary, just ...... Ordinary. ”

Ma Xiaoshu got up and walked into the house.

He Jiyong: "Brother Shu, what are you doing?" ”

He has a good relationship with Yang Li, and now he is also called Brother Shu.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Take the guitar." ”

Soon, Ma Xiaoshu sat in the gazebo with his guitar in his arms, picked up the coffee with milk and sugar and took a sip, well, that's the taste.

Fang Yuan wondered: "Do you want to create or ......?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Don't you have to write songs? Listen to it, this song is called "Ordinary Road". ”

Fang Yuan and He Jiyong glanced at each other, they didn't want to be so scary!

Both of these are albums abroad.

Ma Xiaoshu's inspiration is like a spring, and it can't be stopped at all:

Wandering back on the road are you going to go via via

……

I have crossed mountains and seas, and I have also crossed mountains and seas

Everything I once had was gone up in the blink of an eye

I was lost, disappointed, lost all directions

Until you see the ordinary, the only answer

……

"Go, go, go! Can't I go? I'll go with Teacher He then, don't cheat, if you want me to cook, I'll do it. ”

Old Fox Fang also served.

If you don't accept it, it's another original song that impressed him.

Speaking of which, although he promised to make a cameo appearance in Ma Xiaoshu's show for free, the Mushroom Lonely House still earned it, after all, Ma Xiaoshu made his debut in the Mushroom Lonely House with another new song.

He Jiyong also nodded frequently: "It's good, it's so good!" Sometimes I really want to open your head and see what the structure is inside! ”

Sun Zuer drank bitter coffee and listened to the song, smiling all over his face.

In the kitchen, three young people who were washing dishes looked into the yard.

Zhang Xiaofeng looked stunned: "Wow! I feel that Brother Shu's whole body is glowing, he is simply amazing! Is this a new song? ”

Peng Youchang said: "You weren't there when he came last season, and he was just about to leave when you came, so you don't know, he didn't debut last year, and he wrote two original songs in the mushroom lonely house, and when he went to the competition, God blocked and killed God and Buddha and killed Buddha!" ”

Zhang Xiaofeng: "I watched the later shows, and it was really scary. ”

Peng Youchang looked at Zhang Xingyi: "Amazing, right?" ”

Zhang Xingyi was slightly embarrassed: "Awesome! His original ability is indeed very powerful, Lu Han praised him for not being human, hahaha......"

Lu Han and Ma Xiaoshu sang a song "Love Before the Common Era" and became a masterpiece, but poor Brother Zhang has not yet made a masterpiece.

I want to rub a song with Ma Xiaoshu, but I'm embarrassed, after all, he is also an original singer.

In the pavilion, Ma Xiaoshu finished singing the new song and plucked the strings to tinker.

He Jiyong turned the finger to Zu'er: "Little Zu'er, are you still eating?" ”

Sun Zuer was nibbling on the chicken thighs in the soup made with boiling cabbage: "It's not that I want to eat it, it's that two dogs want to eat bones, and I'll give them two to eat." ”

Fang Yuan Yile: "This excuse is good!" ”

Teacher He: "Do you know Teacher Fang?" Don't look at Zu'er's young age, she is a very thoughtful girl, and she tells people everywhere on the show that she wants to have a child at the age of eighteen, poof...... It's a pity that she doesn't even have a boyfriend. ”

Fang Yuan: "What kind of boy does Zu'er like?" Let me introduce you to you, there are many handsome guys in our northern film. ”

Didn't even Zhang Xiaofeng get involved?

Sun Zuer shook his head: "I will also take the exam next year, and when the time comes, I will personally go in to look for it, to be tall, handsome, preferably gentle, and the best to play golf!" ”

This standard is actually normal.

Who knows, Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's useless to be handsome, the key is to be good to you." ”

Sun Zuer: "I like handsome, and the children born are good-looking!" ”

"Superficial!"

Ma Xiaoshu played the guitar again.

Zu'er: "I'm only seventeen years old, shouldn't I be superficial?" I'm not looking for something good-looking, do I want someone who's as ugly as you? ”

The atmosphere froze.

No one has dared to say that Ma Xiaoshu is ugly to his face.

He Jiyong was about to play a round game, and Ma Xiaoshu spoke: "You are all fat into a ball, it's strange that a handsome guy likes you!" ”

Sun Zuer: "Who do you look down on?" Oops~"

Ma Xiaoshu twisted the soft flesh on her cheeks, a big lump, and the soft and whirring feel was quite good.

He Jiyong smiled on the side: "You two don't look like you've only seen two sides......

Fang Yuan was stunned: "What?" They've only met twice? No way! ”

Ma Xiaoshu immediately let go, and realized that his behavior was a bit excessive, what about this recording show, as a person with a girlfriend, it is inappropriate to twist people's faces like this......

But for some reason, after arriving at the mushroom house, he subconsciously became very close to Zu'er.

Nap?

Mushroom lonely houses have this tradition.

But Ma Xiaoshu never takes a nap, he plays around with a guitar, and occasionally hums two beautiful songs, who can sleep?

So, He Jiyong arranged a job for Ma Xiaoshu - to make a single bed.

Ma Xiaoshu put down his guitar and came to the tool room.

Everyone can finally take a nap peacefully.

Ma Xiaoshu's level of woodwork is still very high, and the wooden bed was finished in half an hour, and then, all four male guests were pulled up to enjoy his works, and a group of people were sleepy-eyed and full of resentment.

The girls' dormitory where Zuer and Zhang Xiaofeng slept was not harassed by Ma Xiaoshu.

In the afternoon, everyone was divided into three groups to perform different tasks, the elderly group of the mushroom lonely house was still fishing, the young group of the mushroom lonely house was a group of three, and Ma Xiaoshu and Sun Zuer were all planting trees.

This season's mushroom hut doesn't have much farm work, just planting trees and exchanging saplings for money.

Zhang Xingyi is not very good at work, if it is usual, he will definitely come to a wave of singing and dancing shows to show his talents, which is called increasing the effect of the show, but it is actually stealing the show.

But he didn't dare today, because the original master Ma Xiaoshu was there, and he didn't want to lose face, so he could only work in a muffled voice.

Peng Youchang is also an unreliable guy, he is always half-hearted when he works, either pretending to be handsome or being funny.

In contrast, everyone recognizes that the small tree of the sand withered horse is very serious about its work, isn't it just planting small trees?

No matter how simple it is, Lao Tzu's name is Xiaoshu.

Therefore, Sun Zuer basically didn't need to work, he rolled up his trouser legs and jumped around to catch frogs, and he ...... after a while His face was covered in mud, but the frog didn't catch it.

This is also reasonable, after all, Zu'er's limbs are not coordinated.

Nation!

Zu'er is also very smart, she has learned to use tools, and she takes a shovel to knock frogs, one shovel at a time.

"Hey, hey...... Let you jump, jump, jump! ”

In the distance, Zhang Xiaofeng, who was holding the sapling, looked unconvinced, why could she go to play while I had to work? I have two brothers, she is just one brother, and sure enough, my two brothers are unreliable!

Bang Bang Bang!

After knocking a few little frogs in a row, Zu'er happily picked up the frogs and put them in his sweatshirt pocket.

Zhang Xiaofeng finally got free time, walked over and said, "Zu'er, why are you knocking frogs?" You killed them? ”

Sun Zuer pinched a frog and said, "Fry and eat at night!" ”

Zhang Xiaofeng was startled: "How can you eat frogs?" That's cruel, isn't it? ”

Ma Xiaoshu walked over and said, "Zu'er, what are you doing?" Hurry up and let the frog go, it's a crime to catch the little frog, do you know? Put it on me! ”

Zu'er pouted and pulled out of his pocket one by one.

There were six frogs, four of them were unconscious, and only two limped away.

Ma Xiaoshu said solemnly: "Do you know how to take care of small animals?" Frogs eat pests, so how can you eat frogs? Do you know that you will take it as a warning in the future? ”

Zuer: "Oh......"

Unwillingly, she has never eaten a little frog, but she ......

Zhang Xiaofeng nodded, that's right, how can you eat little frogs with such an elegant program as "Fascinated Life"?

Ma Xiaoshu reprimanded Sun Zuer a few more words, and asked the camera teacher next to him: "Have you finished filming?" It mainly highlights that Zu'er is lost and returns, and takes the initiative to release the little frog, just shoot the two that can jump, and don't shoot the dead ones. Right! Later, the teacher should pay attention to the next picture, don't cut it. ”

The camera teachers looked confused: "?? ”

Zhang Xiaofeng was also confused: "What are you doing?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu's movements are as fast as lightning, and he is ...... The six frogs were pinched by Ma Xiaoshu again and stuffed into Zu'er's sweatshirt pocket.

"Grab more! I'll fry you in the evening! ”

Sun Zuer was still pouting and looking aggrieved just now, but at this time, Yuandudu's face bloomed like a flower: "Really? Ma Xiaoshu, you finally did a human thing! Hey, hey......"

This guy jumped up and down, and went to knock frogs with a shovel, sneaky.

Ma Xiaoshu grinned and laughed: "The road is unstable, and you still go to shoot frogs, haven't you ever eaten a baby frog in your life?" ”

Zu'er staggered and staggered, running around the field and screaming after the frogs, and the heightened insoles ran out, and he didn't catch a few frogs.

Fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu worked well, and he only spent an hour planting the same thirty trees.

And Zhang Xingyi and Peng Youchang only planted eight trees.

The barrage can't stand it:

"Brother Shu is too busy working, isn't he?"

"The babies who come out of the countryside are different, there is no harm if there is no comparison!"

"Come on!"

"Don't you? Brother Zhang is really not good at work, he is not as good as Peng Peng. ”

"Are you serious about hitting frogs with a shovel?"

"Shhhh She has been released. ”

"Ma Xiaoshu is quite handsome if he is not ugly."

"Why do I think this Sun Zuer has a problem with his brain?"

"Brother Tree is finished?"

"Just kidding, can Brother Shu plant trees?"

"Brother Tree: Compared to killing crocodiles, planting trees is too simple."

After planting the tree, Ma Xiaoshu directly called the cameraman back to rest, he was going to catch the little frog. After all, with Sun Zuer's almost semi-disabled body, he couldn't catch a few frogs in a day and a night, and he had to do it himself.

Without it, the little frog is just delicious.

Suction ......

Ma Xiaoshu caught more than 30 in just eight hours, and they were all quite fat, and the non-fat ones were released, and then went to meet Zu'er, and the girl also caught eleven of them, all of them were knocked to death, not fresh enough......

Sun Zu's childhood period Ai Ai: "Ma Xiaoshu, so many little frogs, at night, hey, hey......"

Ma Xiaoshu smiled: "Stir-fry the little frog!" ”

Zu'er's eyes lit up, and sure enough, we are the goods all the way, tacitly.

(6,000 words presented!) ）