Play the game of Kiba!

Now the atmosphere of the game has been damaged by Ma Xiaoshu, and people like Ma Xiaoshu have been killed by their apprentices, in the grass, in the car, on the trees, and on the telephone poles...... Quan Teh is the sixth.

It's boring, I posted a few videos of tricks and deaths, and Ma Xiaoshu took a bath and slept!

As the spokesperson of the Jedi elite, Ma Xiaoshu can be described as conscientious, basically sending a game video to Douyin every week, but at the beginning there were six people, and then it gradually became six.

The Jedi Elite Games Company also does not contain lakes, and is very concerned about Ma Xiaoshu, and when he learned that he was going to make a shootout movie, he immediately gave him a sponsorship fee of five million.

Therefore, if there are more friends, it is easy to walk, and Xingchen Dog Food still wants to sponsor the movie, but there is really no dog scene, so Ma Xiaoshu had to decline.

With Ma Xiaoshu's own investment, the total investment has exceeded 20 million.

Investment details of "Truant Weilong": Ma Xiaoshu 1 million, Gou Jian 8 million, Yang Li 3 million, Jedi Elite 5 million, Sha Yi 1 million, Liu Zexu 1 million, ACER 1 million, Zhou Shien 1 million......

Ma Xiaoshu thinks that there is too much money and doesn't know how to spend it.

is such a reason, the higher the investment in making a movie, the more difficult it is to return to the cost, Ma Xiaoshu's initial expectation was that the total investment was less than 10 million, and he would not feel distressed if he tossed casually.

Therefore, Ma Xiaoshu felt that after the funds arrived, he would first take 10 million to buy Moutai's shares, and make a movie with the rest.

If the movie loses, Moutai can still earn a little back......

Without juicing Ji tinkering, Ma Xiaoshu was still a little uncomfortable, he didn't sleep well at night, and had a few spring dreams.

It's also a problem for young people to have too much energy.

He decided to finish recording the two programs of Zhejiang Station, and went to Hengdian to visit Yang Li and Gao Wen, bringing a little fun to their boring crew life.

In the early morning of the next day, Ma Xiaoshu came to the dressing room of "Let's Run" with a bun.

The program team has prepared a sumptuous breakfast, but Ma Xiaoshu is not used to eating it, it is too petty bourgeoisie, and Xiaolongbao is delicious.

Ma Xiaoshu is still very polite, and as soon as he comes, he greets the resident guests of the program group, he is not stage frightened at all, just kidding, how can a social terrorist like Ma Xiaoshu have stage fright?

After Deng Yue, Lu Han, Chen He, and Wang Zulu left "Let's Run", there were only three old guests left in this show: Yang Anzhu, Li Chen, and Zheng Kai, and four new guests were added, namely Zhu Guanwen, Cai Xiaokun, Song Qiyu, Wang Linyan, among them, in addition to the walking sausage mouth Zhu Guanwen, the other three are all newcomers.

In this issue, Wang Linyan asked for leave and did not come.

Ma Xiaoshu greeted the three old guests first, after all, she came once last year, and she was doing well at that time, because Boss Yang personally brought her here, and Ma Xiaoshu also put on the boss's head......

Zheng Kai smiled very professionally: "Hello Xiaoshu!" I don't know if there is an aluminum alloy gate for you to kick today. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said shyly: "It's okay to kick people." ”

Li Chen seemed to be enthusiastic and said, "The little tree is here again!" Yang Li's not together today, are you afraid? ”

It's a bit of a yin and yang weirdness.

Ma Xiaoshu was not used to him, and went back directly: "She paid her taxes." ”

Those who don't pay taxes are already cold.

The guests next to him wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, they were uncomfortable, but they admired Ma Xiaoshu in their hearts, you really dare to say it!

Then there is Yang Anzhu, although this woman is not very good, but she has a good relationship with Yang Li, and she is more polite to Ma Xiaoshu: "Xiaoshu is our old friend, don't be polite, you can tell my sister something!" Sister Tanuki is here, I'll take care of you. ”

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Ma Xiaoshu: "Thank you, sister!" Does my sister eat steamed buns? ”

Teacher Sha greeted them even more restrainedly, and some people didn't think much of him, after all, although Lao Sha was also popular, he was silent for too long.

followed by a few new guests, Zhu Guanwen and Song Qi Yuma Xiaoshu didn't know each other, but just politely said a few polite words.

The last one, my brother Kun!

This horse is familiar with a small tree, and he laughed and walked over.

Cai Xiaokun was halfway through his makeup, his heart was empty, he stood up helpless, his expression was stiff, he felt that he and Ma Xiaoshu had a hatred for winning the Golden Melody Award, and Ma Xiaoshu was a beast who would reason with you if he didn't agree with him, could he not be nervous?

Even four of his assistants surrounded him, trying to protect his master.

Come on you!

Ma Xiaoshu pulled Cai Xiaokun out of the crowd, hugged his neck and said, "Brother Kun, we have met, do you remember?" ”

Cai Xiaokun nodded: "Remember to remember ......"

Li Chen was ready to intervene on the side, for fear that Ma Xiaoshu would beat Cai Xiaokun in public, but Li Chen felt that he couldn't beat Ma Xiaoshu, and if he was also beaten by Ma Xiaoshu, it would be a shame.

The guests were a little nervous, after all, there was no Ma Xiaoshu among the guests who came at the beginning, which was forced by the stage.

It was so sudden that they simply couldn't refuse.

Fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu didn't have the same knowledge as Cai Xiaokun at all, to be reasonable, no matter how bad Kunkun was, it was also his personal problem, and what was really disgusting was the capital behind him.

"Does Brother Kun eat steamed buns? Stuffed with pork and shallots. ”

"No, no, thank you."

"Do you despise my sense of taste? I said it must be delicious. ”

"Then I'll try ......"

"Two thousand one, three for you."

"Huh? I, I ......"

"Just kidding! It costs money to eat a bun, am I that kind of person? It used to be, but now I'm a big star, so I don't pick it anymore. ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked like a local tyrant and stuffed three buns into Cai Xiaokun's mouth.

Brother Kun was grateful.

After a few sips, Cai Xiaokun actually came over: "Brother Shu, do you still have buns?" Strange delicious. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Hmph! I'll just say that my taste is very popular, right? Two more for you. ”

"Thank you......"

What does Brother Kun say, he doesn't hate it so much in private.

Ma Xiaoshu started to put on makeup, the makeup artist looked a little nervous, sweating on his forehead, it was really difficult to make up other people's style makeup, or Ma Xiaoshu was reasonable, just let him perfunctory twice, hello, hello, everyone.

Sha Yi said beside him: "I was worried about you fighting with Cai Xiaokun before. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "How can there be a fight?" At most, it was a one-sided beating, and Brother Kun was okay, at least he was not a bad artist, and it seemed to be better than Jackdaw. ”

Compare goods to throw, people to die than people!

After a while, Cai Xiaokun, who had put on makeup, brought coffee to Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother Shu, what happened to last year's concert...... I'm really sorry, it's all arranged, and I can't ......."

Ma Xiaoshu had already understood: "It's okay! Didn't I take Gelai Mei later? Flattened. ”

Cai Xiaokun: "......"

Is this? It's just on my head!

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Actually, I have no ill will towards you, it's just that you are really too chicken to play basketball." ”

Cai Xiaokun: "......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm ordinary, but I speak more directly, you won't be angry, right?" ”

Cai Xiaokun smiled: "No, no! ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "It's okay if you're angry, you can't beat me anyway." ”

Cai Xiaokun: "Haha, I know you are very good at kung fu." ”

Ma Xiaoshu took a sip of coffee: "I'm talking about music, you can't beat me, haha." ”

Cai Xiaokun: "Uh...... Drinking coffee, the coffee beans I brought, are pretty good. ”

It's boiling.

The rumors in the circle are really right, Ma Xiaoshu is a monster with zero emotional intelligence, and those who can become friends with him are wonderful, such as Sha Yi, Lu Han and the like.

Not long after, two more guests arrived.

One is the rain god Xiao Jiteng, and the other is Asia's No. 1 basketball guard Guo Hailun.

Ma Xiaoshu was the first to rush up to say hello.

"Ahhh Finally met the rain god real person, wow, you're so cool, can you add a WeChat? In the future, if there is a fire in my house, I will find you to fight the fire, and netizens say that you are more effective than the Dragon King! Opportunity to work together, thank you thank you! ”

"Brother Lun! I've watched you play since I was a child, especially when I beat the Shuzhou team, I was still selling beer on the spot, which was so cool! Ha! Don't get me wrong, I'm from Shancheng, and I don't share the sky with Shuzhou! Next time you abuse them, I'll cheer you on......"

Cai Xiaokun was dumbfounded.

Didn't you say that this product has zero emotional intelligence? How can you be so good at licking? Is it because I'm not worthy?

This is the case, Ma Xiaoshu is very good at being a person, and he has a good reputation in the circle, saying that he is not good should reflect on himself instead of blaming Ma Xiaoshu.

Da Lunzi likes to be touted, patted Ma Xiaoshu's shoulder, pinched his muscles, and then compared the height.

Wow rub!

Guo Hailun's official height is 190, and Ma Xiaoshu's official height is 183, and as a result, the two look hairless when they stand together.

Guo Helen: "You're short, right?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu smiled: "I'm still a child!" The body is long, and it has grown a few centimeters this year. ”

In fact, he has only grown two centimeters, and now he is 185, which is just the height of his bare feet, while basketball players are all tall with shoes, so in fact, the difference between the two is very small.

Da Lunzi doesn't mind, he is obviously a fan of "Wilderness Gourmet", and he was very surprised to meet Ma Xiaoshu on the show today, and pulled Ma Xiaoshu to talk about killing crocodiles and killing pythons while putting on makeup, which scared my brother Kun's face.

Guo Hailun and Lin Shuao are good friends, knowing that Ma Xiaoshu's physical fitness is very good and he plays basketball well, so he wanted to ask Ma Xiaoshu to play, but he was too busy with the recording of the program, so he had no choice but to give up.

Everyone painted their makeup, grinded and chirped to take the car to the Motor City to record the show, and the sun was already hot.

According to the script, at first it was Yang Anzhu and Li Chen who were taken to an abandoned small building.

Yang Anzhu still felt quite exciting: "This issue shouldn't be an escape room, right?" Yang Li's didn't come either. ”

Unconsciously cue Boss Yang's show.

Li Chen was a little pessimistic: "I look at this posture, how can I have an ominous premonition?" ”

That's right!

They were tied up and their mouths were taped to black tape.

According to the planning of the program team, the two of them were kidnapped, and the other guests will vote for who to rescue, and those who are not rescued will be locked up in a small black room.

Sha Yitou's reason for Li Chen is very simple: "Yang Anzhu is a weak girl, and rescuing it will not help everyone to do the task, of course it is to save Yang Anzhu!" ”

Cai Xiaokun is simpler: "Presumably everyone saved Sister Anzhu, then I will save Brother Chen." ”

This one is not afraid of boxers, they are a gang.

Of course, Ma Xiaoshu chose Yang Anzhu, for a very good reason: "She is good friends with my boss." ”

It is not important to choose people, the important thing is that Ma Xiaoshu saw what is called the power of capital for the first time, and in this episode of the show, the strongest flavor of capital is Cai Xiaokun and Song Qiyu.

Needless to say, Brother Kun is the legendary top streamer.

Song Qiyu made his debut in the country of sticks, and at the same time as Ma Xiaoshu, he had no works and no popularity, but he could directly become a resident guest of "Let's Run".

This kind of artist is like she came out of nowhere, and you don't even know what she does.

Ma Xiaoshu secretly complained to Sha Yi: "If it goes on like this, you will also come to "Let's Run" as a resident guest in the next season." ”

Teacher Sha's face was wrinkled: "The program team only came to me to stay when their brains burned out, haha......"

A year later, Sha Yi and his wife respectfully invited Ma Xiaoshu to eat hot pot.

O man of God!

I feel that after the three left, the show changed its taste, and the recording of the show continued, but it felt a little less exciting.

So much so that Ma Xiaoshu was distracted.

Ahem...... It must be a problem with the program team.

In fact, the program team is still good, Li Chen and Yang Anzhu have changed rooms, and everyone who saved Li Chen has come to Yang Anzhu's room, and vice versa.

This sense of contrast is still quite interesting, for example, when Ma Xiaoshu came to Li Chen.

Li Chen was very calm: "I knew you were going to save her!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Do you want to save you?" ”

Li Chen: "......"

Soon, Guo Hailun also rushed in: "Where is my north nose?" I go, how is he? ”

Ma Xiaoshu and Guo Hailun were speechless, although Yang Anzhu is not very beautiful, but it is better than this person who is obviously deficient in kidneys but wants to pretend to be a man, right? In front of the two of us, he pretended to be an egg?

The voting results were announced, Li Chen closed the small black house, and only Sha Yi and Cai Xiaokun voted to save Li Chen.

Other guests were talking about Li Chen's detention in a small black house, but Guo Hailun was no, he found Ma Xiaoshu and was ready to humiliate himself.

Guo Hailun and Ma Xiaoshu are talking about basketball, which is what the eldest nephew has to talk about, and Ma Xiaoshu is also a sports enthusiast, and he can barely talk.

When Da Lunzi asked Ma Xiaoshu who his favorite domestic basketball guard was, Ma Xiaoshu had an expression that you asked the right person:

"Does that need to be said?"

"Who?"

"Who else could it be?"

"Who the hell?"

"Of course it's Lin Wei! Does this need to be asked? That big heart, that big jump shot, that big cloak......"

Guo Helen is obviously a little sour, not me?

He said: "That kid's skills are good, but he is too tender, I beat him like a child." ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's like he's playing with you, blowing each other up!" I watched the game between the two of you, and you can't touch the height of their jumpers. ”

The height of the first jump shot in 20 years of national basketball, what do you think?

Guo Hailun explained: "He has good offensive ability, but the success rate is low, and he takes too many shots and scores too little. ”

Ma Xiaoshu glanced at him: "Brother Guo Yifen, are you embarrassed to say that people are inefficient?" ”

"I'm Nima! It's too much! ”

Guo Hailun directly strangled Ma Xiaoshu's neck.

Then, he knelt on the ground, Ma Xiaoshu was not professional in basketball, but the fight was professional, the camera didn't understand it, and the eldest nephew was captured by Ma Xiaoshu.

"Ma Xiaoshu, your uncle! Let me go! ”

Guo Hailun couldn't cry or laugh.

Ma Xiaoshu immediately helped him up: "You are old!" ”

Helen Guo: "......"

Ma Xiaoshu ignored his little emotions, didn't you have a little pressure in your heart?

Although you are known as the strongest guard in China, strong is strong, but the problem is that you can only break through and not jump shots, let alone three-point shots.

The first CBA game is a second kill!

After two games, it was absolutely flat!

When you play your old club, you scored 47 points in a single game, and you have a proper performance of big foreign aid, what do you compare with others? As soon as you arrive at the big game, you know that you will rush to the bottom of the basket......

Besides, Wei Shao is only nineteen years old.

Like Ma Xiaoshu, you can grow another one at a young age, Lin Wei doesn't need to grow too much, 190 grows to 195, so don't you Xiang come out?

Guo Hailun saw that Ma Xiaoshu was very enthusiastic at first, and thought that this guy understood the world, and he also thought too much.

He looked at the camera speechlessly: "I just deleted this paragraph!" ”

And it was not deleted.

Even, the program team contacted Lin Wei in the later stage and gave Wei Shao a shot, Wei Shao smiled like Wang Yousheng: "I have won the award......

This is not that the program team deliberately did something, but that it was time to discuss it with Guo Hailun.

Although the eldest nephew has a temper, he really loves basketball, and he still appreciates the excellent young juniors, and Lin Wei's footage is provided by him. Although Chinese basketball is much better than football, there are also many problems, and it is also a good thing to appropriately promote newcomers.

It's magical.

While pushing newcomers with a big belly, this thing jumped like thunder, threatening to blow up Lin Wei's kid next time.

Ma Xiaoshu knows that he can't beat it, as time goes by, he will only be blown up, competitive sports are so cruel, if it was the eldest nephew two or three years ago, he wouldn't push any newcomers at all, he himself was strong enough.

As the saying goes, boxing is afraid of being less strong, and basketball is the same.

The reason why Ma Xiaoshu knows more about basketball is not because of his interest, but because of the dormitory boss Zhu Biao, who is the main small forward of the school basketball team, good at air cutting and dunking, he once fantasized about participating in the CBA to be a professional player, but he didn't expect to be abducted by Gou Jian to become a singer.

In addition, he also knows more about football, Niu Ziming is the shadow forward of the school football team, with an average of 1.5 goals per game, he also wants to play professionally, and in the end he was sucked too hard by the group of seniors and buried his future.

Ma Xiaoshu has heard a little about the entertainment industry, just because Gou Jian, Fuguier is not bad, and he has pulled the entire dormitory into the entertainment industry by himself.

Therefore, facing Guo Hailun at this moment, Ma Xiaoshu has to be honest, you really can't do it anymore.

Guo Hailun was dying: "My body is better than him!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother, we're almost done, you're in good health, but you've never jumped up on the court, flat feet?" ”

Guo Hailun's heart was bleeding: "Get out!" I don't know you! No, how can such a cheap thing of yours survive in the entertainment industry? ”

Ma Xiaoshu said confidently: "Because I am honest." ”

Sha Yi came one step later, and he also came to Li Chen's room with Yang Anzhu.

However, he was more oily and said: "Both of them are brothers to me, and whoever I save is saved!" ”

Guo Hailun immediately went to chat with Sha Yi, ignoring Ma Xiaoshu, but she felt that guy was quite cute.