The interaction between Ma Xiaoshu and Guo Helen was cut out a lot in the feature film, after all, it is necessary to save face for the eldest nephew, but the footage of Ma Xiaoshu killing the other party in one second is still retained, and professional athletes are not enough to see in front of Ma Xiaoshu, after all, even professional wrestler Ma Xiaoshu can do it.

That's it, Guo Hailun is still beeping with Sha Yi: "You said that if I learned Ma Xiaoshu's one-and-a-half moves, wouldn't I be afraid of the Yuezhou martial arts team?" ”

Sha Yi's face smiled widely: "Our Liaozhou is also a martial arts team, I think our iron elbows, sweeping legs or something, and they are also very good on the court." ”

Guo Helen was so angry that she couldn't speak: "......"

Since messing with Ma Xiaoshu, Mr. Sha has also learned to attack honestly.

As long as you tell the truth, you can make people speechless.

The rescue session is over.

Ten guests came out of the small house and transferred to a football field for the next game.

Everyone was quite positive, but Ma Xiaoshu's eyes were wandering.

Everyone is used to this......

Ma Xiaoshu was secretly observing his eldest nephew, and suddenly felt that this thing was quite stubborn when he was angry, since he couldn't find an actor suitable to play Da Fei Ge in the circle, why not prostitute a crossover?

Brother Da Fei is arrogant and arrogant, and ordinary actors really don't have that temperament.

On the other hand, Guo Helen has been "killed" all the way out of the name of genius since she was a child, and the pride engraved in her bones doesn't need to be played, and he looks quite happy......

The basketball player seems to be making a lot of money, so it's time to prostitute him.

"Hey......

Ma Xiaoshu couldn't help laughing, attracting everyone to watch.

"What are you laughing at? Speak up and share with everyone! ”

Li Chen asked.

Ma Xiaoshu said nonsense: "It's nothing, when I came to the football field, I remembered that I used to play football with my brothers." ”

Zheng Kai said: "It's just to let the lame who be the goalkeeper, right?" I've seen it in Douyin, it's really funny, hahaha......"

Zhu Guanwen said: "Since you are so happy to see the football field, then let Ma Xiaoshu be the first one." ”

Ma Xiaoshu looked dazed: "What?" ”

The crowd burst into laughter.

This guy really got distracted, and he didn't even know what the game was.

Sha Yi, as an old partner, explained to Ma Xiaoshu: "Just the one in front, run from the starting point to the finish line in four seconds, and the bungee rope behind it will be released after more than four seconds to catch up, snap, hit your ass, it hurts to watch!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu understood the rules, and immediately stood at the starting point.

That's it?

Just fifteen meters away, it also takes four seconds?

"Come on."

Ma Xiaoshu is ready.

The director blew a whistle, and Ma Xiaoshu swooped out, like an arrow off the string.

One second, two seconds, three ......

In less than three seconds, Ma Xiaoshu crossed the finish line and turned around in a dashing manner, and only then did the bungee rope catch up.

The guests immediately cheered, Ma Xiaoshu was too fast.

Kunkun was applauding: "Brother Shu is so fast!" ”

Guo Hailun: "His core strength is a bit terrifying!" ”

From the exclamation of the professional athlete, what surprised him was not Ma Xiaoshu's explosion and acceleration, but the sudden stop and turn after crossing the finish line.

Ma Xiaoshu walked back: "This lawn is good, and it is very safe to run." ”

Zhu Guanwen said: "Just kidding, this is a world-class football field, and the lawns are the best cared for. ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "That's a lot of money, isn't it?" What is this football stadium for? ”

Zhu Guanwen didn't know what to say, it can't be said that it is used to play professional football, right?

Yang Anzhu said: "It is used to hold various large-scale events. ”

Li Chen: "Athletics or anything, you can do it." ”

Sha Yi said: "It can also be used for concerts, you should be familiar with this." ”

Ma Xiaoshu nodded: "That's right!" I mean, such a luxurious stadium can't be used for football games. ”

Everyone didn't answer the conversation, Ma Xiaoshu, you are already suspected of a sensitive topic, and you will be cut out.

Cai Xiaokun is a little fool: "Haha, how can a football field be used for football?" Why don't you lose all your pants? Right? Brother Chen! ”

Li Chen pretended not to hear it and discussed the running game with Zheng Kai.

Song Qiyu is only twenty years old, and he came back from the country of sticks, and he is also full of criticism: "Such a good venue, it will be wasted to use it for football." ”

Ma Xiaoshu was even more reluctant: "It's okay to do it occasionally, our country's football is still very powerful!" Look next door, 1.4 billion people can't make up eleven who can play football, and the World Cup has nothing to do with them every year, and anyone in Asia can step on it when they see it, so it's embarrassing. It's a shame! ”

Song Qiyu: "1.4 billion people can't make up eleven footballers? What country is so rubbish? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "India, a big country in the East! ”

Cai Xiaokun: "Hahahaha......"

The others looked at these three fools and were silent, almost, right? Are you insulting India? We don't bother to debunk you!

Absolutely cut out, what's the point of saying this?

Didn't cut it out......

This paragraph was actually released in the feature film, anyway, Ma Xiaoshu insulted Indian football, right?

A variety show ridiculed Indian football, you don't have to apologize to the national football team, right?

The barrage is very hilarious here:

"Indian football is the shame of Asia!"

"The Indian Football Association is disgusting."

"I heard that the former head coach of the Indian national football team was arrested, and I was very happy......"

"There are a lot of people who escaped overnight."

"The Indian Football Association is the root of all evil, and it should be outlawed."

"The officials of the Indian Football Association are all pigs!"

"Indian Football Association, I call you mother!"

The audience is very concerned about the football career of Ah San, and there is a feeling of hatred that iron is not made of steel, which is a friendship that transcends excess.

Variety shows are to let the audience get emotional satisfaction.

After the teasing, the game continues.

The next time it was Sha Yi's turn to appear, of course, everyone pushed him out, and Mr. Sha resisted at first.

Li Chen arched the fire and said: "Teacher Sha is a person who has experienced special training, that is not ordinary!" ”

Zheng Kai: "And I also recorded a full twelve episodes of wilderness survival programs, how can the physical fitness of ordinary people compare?" Right? ”

Zhu Guanwen: "Teacher Sha is the kind of master who sweeps the floor like a monk!" ”

A high hat made Sha Yi feel weak, and quickly put on a safety helmet and stood at the starting point trembling.

"Ready, three, two, one, go!"

Sha Yi ran two steps forward, very slowly.

When everyone thought that it was impossible for him to complete the task, Sha Yi instantly possessed Ma Xiaoshu and fell to the ground, shocking everyone at the scene.

Ma Xiaoshu opened his mouth wide: "I'm Nima!" Uncle, your IQ occupies the high ground again! ”

But he said that the bungee rope was about one meter high, and as long as he lay down, he would not be drawn. And the rules of the game are to run to the finish line without being drawn by a bungee rope.

Sou~

The bungee cord flew over Sha Yi's head.

Sha Yi stood up, ran to the finish line with his fat belly, slowly and leisurely, and waved to the guests.

The guests were stunned, okay?

"No! Mr. Sha failed in the challenge. ”

Director Wu Tong immediately shouted.

Sha Yi shrugged his eyebrows and walked back, is it still not good? It's a bit excessive, indeed.

Ma Xiaoshu disagreed: "Why can't it?" The rules of the game are set by you, which one did my uncle commit? Did you say you can't lie down? Did you say you had to run to the finish line in front of the rope? ”

Wu Tong: "That's not interesting, it's cheating!" ”

Other guests also expressed their support for the director, although Sha Yi's approach is very novel, but it is unfair after all.

Ma Xiaoshu is still very rigid: "If it is in "Extreme Line Challenge", Mr. Sha Yi's gameplay just now will definitely be recognized, and then the program team will change the rules." ”

As soon as he said this, everyone at the scene was a little embarrassed.

In the end, Wu Tong cut out Ma Xiaoshu's words of "Extreme Challenge", but confirmed that Sha Yi had completed the challenge, but added another rule that he must arrive before the bungee cord reaches the finish line to win.

The game continues.

Sha Yi thanked Ma Xiaoshu, if it weren't for Ma Xiaoshu's stubborn fighting, he would have to run again, and with his sluggish body, he would definitely be pumped.

Ma Xiaoshu is not partial to Sha Yi, but simply can't get used to the "script killing Dafa" of this show, everything follows the script, there is no creativity at all, Sha Yi is such a creative one-time play, of course it should be recognized.

The next one to run was Xiao Jiteng.

At this time, Guo Hailun came to Ma Xiaoshu's side and asked, "Do you still have any routines?" Give me a support? I'm next. ”

Ma Xiaoshu was shocked: "Have you also eaten sea cucumbers?" You shouldn't be able to run! ”

Guo Hailun scolded back: "You just eat sea cucumbers!" Your whole family eats sea cucumbers! Lao Tzu eight-pack abs. However, this is on a football field, the turf is soft, and the environment in which I usually train is completely different, and I begged my grandfather to tell my grandmother before I was allowed to record a variety show, and I didn't dare to exert my strength in the show, in case I hurt ......"

Ma Xiaoshu thought about it and made sense, so he gave him a trick.

Xiao Jiteng ran very fast, over and over again, it was Guo Helen's turn next, and everyone had high expectations for him.

I saw that Guo Helen took off her basketball shoes and ran in socks, not very fast but every foot was very steady, and finally kicked her leg and flew across the line.

The bungee cord almost hit him.

Everyone exclaimed.

It turns out that the CBA's first guard is not very fast!

This is unheard, first of all, as a professional athlete, Guo Hailun does not dare to exert his strength, secondly, he has been accustomed to the hard field for many years, and he is very unfamiliar with the lawn, and finally, a person who is 1.9 meters tall and weighs 170 pounds cannot perform well in this kind of ten-meter sprint.

Guo Helen didn't feel ashamed, and came back with her shoes to jump up and collide with Ma Xiaoshu, and then said to Ma Xiaoshu: "Thanks to you, if you want to wear shoes, I can't run." ”

Others relay the race, and the game continues.

Ma Xiaoshu smiled: "You can act!" ”

Lao Guo is not unable to run, but he doesn't want to run at all, and athletes are very cautious.

Helen Guo: "What am I playing?" I wasn't as fast as you. ”

Ma Xiaoshu said disdainfully: "Your acting skills are really average, if you want to say that the best acting skills among basketball players are Battle, he has acted in many movies, and every role is fresh and deep." Which one is like you? It's worrying to act in a variety show. ”

Guo Hailun immediately quit: "What's wrong with my acting skills?" Didn't I ask you to help me with my advice? ”

"You're contrived, you're acting too much!"

"How natural do you think Mr. Sha plays?"

"I'm on the same level as him, right?"

"Do you want a face? Mr. Sha is an actor-level actor-level actor, natural, low-key, and luxurious. No, he said he was going to act in my new movie, and I gave him the male number two without saying a word? ”

"You're making movies again? The May Day one is good, I laughed to death. ”

"Right? It's not a new film, it's different, we're crowdfunded. I just want Mr. Sha, he wanted to act in my movie, so he invested a million before he got the role. ”

"Do you still have to invest in your movie?"

"So what's not? We are like this, everyone who invests in this film will get a chance to play a role for free. ”

"Free?"

"It's not free, it's going to be invested."

"So not only is there no salary, but also a million?"

"I don't want to! They read the script and went crazy, what can I do? Those characters are too sought-after. ”

Ma Xiaoshu pretended to be forced.

Guo Hailun thought for a while and asked, "Is there still a role?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "There is an important villain, ordinary people can't hold it, I'm going to ask Mr. Battle, height, temperament, acting skills...... That's why he can act. ”

Guo Hailun looked happy: "What do you think of me?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Not good! ”

Helen Guo: "Uh...... I can invest too! Investing in a different role, right? ”

Ma Xiaoshu shook his head: "The investment has exceeded the standard, there is too much money and I don't know how to spend it, I don't want to invest." ”

"Then I'll play it for you for free."

"If you don't invest, why do you play a role?"

"This ...... Makes sense......"

Guo Hailun scratched her ears and cheeks, her heart was tickled by Ma Xiaoshu, everyone spent money to invest in competing for roles, and the script must be very powerful. And, why can Battle act in a movie, and I can't? I'm so handsome......

In the end, Ma Xiaoshu said: "Forget it! Teacher Battle's appearance is a little worse, why don't you try it? ”

Guo Hailun said happily: "That's it! With our appearance, do we still need acting skills? ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "Let's talk about it first, there is no pay!" Eat and stay! ”

Guo Hailun said: "Do I lack your salary?" ”

He is mainly pretending to be forced, a basketball star who is thinking about being on variety shows, and of course he will not miss it if he can act in a movie.

He loves to do anything that is in the limelight.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't expect it to be so easy to prostitute in vain, not to mention how his acting skills were, just this sand withering temperament is enough, and Ma Xiaoshu's brothers don't have acting skills.

Who said you can't act in a movie without acting?

Just play!

The two of them talked about the cameo movie, and the game was over there, of course, the mission was completed and the next round of the game was entered.

Sha Yi took advantage of Ma Xiaoshu's distraction, leaned over and asked Guo Hailun: "What's the matter?" You were also prostituted by him to the crew? ”

Guo Hailun: "How can it be called a white prostitute?" This is my brother tree giving me the opportunity, this is my first film role. ”

Sha Yi: "Do you really believe it?" He is the grass stage team over there, and he fights movies on the street. ”

Guo Hailun: "Don't think that if everyone is from the Northeast, you can spread rumors, Mr. Sha, you have to know how to be grateful, Ma Xiaoshu not only lets you play the role, but also allows you to invest, so you can steal the fun!" I haven't caught up with the good things of investing. ”

"What? Is investing a good thing? ”

"Of course it's a good thing, more than a million? Not much, if the box office of the movie explodes, it will be a big profit! ”

"You're pretty good at math."

Sha Yi complained, I learned mathematics well, but unfortunately my brain is not good, Ma Xiaoshu's broken movie can make money? Have you read the script? You didn't look!

Guo Hailun also counted Sha Yi: "You are the second male lead in our movie, this mentality is not good!" What is a street movie called? We don't have confidence ourselves, can we produce good works? Just like playing ball, how can you win without the belief that you must win? ”

Sha Yi: "Teacher Guo is right! ”

He said in his heart, if you have the belief of winning, you also shoot one out of ten, which has something to do with faith?

Looking back, Ma Xiaoshu has unconsciously put together a rather luxurious movie cast, not to mention Ma Xiaoshu and Sha Yi, Guo Hailun is also very important as the top of the domestic basketball industry, and his unjust brothers are all very famous.

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If the female number one lets Yang Li play it again, it will be perfect.

It's a pity that although Boss Yang invested three million, Ma Xiaoshu didn't give her the female number one, mainly because Boss Yang was not pure enough, which was a prejudice, and the Yang Lifu that Ma Xiaoshu saw was not passing by, so she subconsciously felt that she was not qualified for the role of a female teacher of pure desire.

The round is over, and everyone is on their way to the next location.

Ma Xiaoshu didn't like this show the most, and he ran to the next place without making a name for himself, making a lot of noise.

In the car, Ma Xiaoshu was still describing the role he was going to play with Guo Hailun.

Guo Hailun was very excited, he was very happy to get the role without spending money to invest, and felt that Ma Xiaoshu was too much of a friend.

Even, he proposed to invest 1 million, but Ma Xiaoshu refused, and he felt that Ma Xiaoshu was a ...... There is a bottom line!

Then, Guo Hailun asked: "Is the main creative team of our movie ready?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "......"

Guo Hailun: "When will it be turned on?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "......"

Guo Helen: "You always know how long it will take, right?" ”

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Don't care about these details, when I get it right, I will set up a WeChat group, and I will notify you when the time comes." ”

It's that casual!

Next are a few indoor games, this issue of the game is quite boring, at least Ma Xiaoshu and Guo Hailun don't like it very much, and they always get together to talk about movies.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the ten guests finally arrived at the final venue, a gymnasium.

Tear off the nameplate?

Ma Xiaoshu has been holding back for a day, if he can't tear off the famous brand, who will come to this show?

The task released by the program team is to find the poster, not to tear the name tag, Ma Xiaoshu complained to Sha Yi that it was too boring, and it was fun to tear the name tag.

Sha Yi thinks it's good to find a poster, tearing a famous brand or something, and his waist can't bear it.

Ma Xiaoshu won't go to find any bullshit posters, playing on the tennis court with Guo Hailun and Yang Anzhu, and while playing, he heard screams outside, it was Song Qiyu's scream.

"Ah......hh I hear the bells! ”

Yang Anzhu was taken aback: "Run!" Kim Chung-kook is here! The first bell man was Kim Chung-guk! ”

Ma Xiaoshu was motionless: "Is Jin Zhongguo very powerful?" ”

Yang Anzhu, who ran to the door, also stopped, yes, this is the elder who killed Jin Zhongguo in seconds, what am I running? Wouldn't it be safer to follow him?

Guo Hailun said: "Will the bell man be more powerful this time?" Stronger than Kim Chung-guk! ”

He knows something inside.

After all, when he came to record the show, it wasn't that he said how big the coffee seat was, after all, he represented an industry like professional basketball, and the program team would definitely tailor some links for him. From the beginning of the show to the present, there has not been a single link related to basketball, which is not normal in itself.

The eldest nephew came to this show with a friend, and his friend is the Bell Man.

At this moment, the guests in the show are running around, one by one like frightened birds, after all, the bell people in this show have always been too strong.

The barrage is also very exciting:

"It's been a long time since I've seen the bell man!"

"Damn, Ma Xiaoshu vs Bell Man, this issue is awesome."

"It can't be Kim Chung-kook again, right?"

"Definitely not, he was torn apart by Ma Xiaoshu in seconds."

"Is there a bell man stronger than Jin Zhongguo?"

"Probably not, right?"

"Ma Xiaoshu can even be a professional wrestler in seconds, I'm afraid of a fart!"

"Hahaha, the fear of being dominated by bells."

In the show, Ma Xiaoshu looked happy, dropped the tennis racket and ran out: "Let's go!" Go and see what the Bell Man looks like. ”

For the sake of the effect of the show, Guo Hailun pulled Ma Xiaoshu: "Run, brother!" ”

Ma Xiaoshu: "You add me, afraid of a fart?" ”

Helen Guo: "......"

It's not a matter of being afraid or not, it's that I can't afford to mess with it! That's my coach!

The bell was getting closer, just outside the tennis court.

Ma Xiaoshu broke free from Guo Hailun's pull, and ran out with a puff of smoke: "Yo! Wow! ”

The two bell people walked over with steps that they didn't recognize, and a big black mouse suddenly popped out in front of them, scaring the two of them: "Ho ......"

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's so tall! ”

I saw that one was a little taller than Guo Helen, and the other was a head taller than Guo Helen.

The two looked at each other, that's not how the script was written!

Ma Xiaoshu waved his hand: "Hello! Coach Yang, King! ”

He usually looks at the CBA when he is bored, and he is still familiar with these two, one is Yang Ming, the former core point guard and current head coach of Liaozhou basketball, and the other is Wang Zhelin, the current No. 1 center of the Chinese men's basketball team.

Guo Hailun rushed out and pulled Ma Xiaoshu inside: "I'm sorry, this guy has a hole in his brain......"

Yang Ming and Wang Zhelin looked at each other, how can this be fun?

That gadget seems to be very arrogant, do him!

Wang Zhelin: "But he seems to be very good at fighting." ”

Yang Ming: "I'm afraid of a fart, we are professional athletes!" In terms of physical strength and explosiveness, is it not stronger than him? Do him! ”

Wang Zhelin: "Oh. ”

This thing can be called the softest big center in history, how can it be hard?

Yang Ming: "Up!" Dry the horse tree first! ”

Wang Zhelin: "Okay! ”

Bell bell bell ......

As the sound of the bell became more and more urgent, the guests scattered and fled, but the two bell people ran towards Ma Xiaoshu and Guo Hailun impartially.

Guo Hailun also ran away, leaving Ma Xiaoshu to watch the two bell people rush over with a cute face.

Ma Xiaoshu grinned: "Heads-up or group fighting?" ”