[Happy birthday to the head teacher~] ← I heard that the author Jun has been making up the number of words recently.

In the ancient tomb of Fengmen Village, Ye Fanhua felt that his body could move and turned into a humble gentleman before, but it was a pity that his angry and irritable appearance ruined Confucianism's temperament.

"Who wants this little dragon! Lao Tzu wants a bigger one! a bigger one! at least a thousand years!" Ye Fanhua muttered dissatisfied.

Ying Zheng snorted coldly, and as soon as he threw his left hand, Xiaolong was thrown to the ground under Ye Fanhua's eyes, a pair of small dragon eyes looked at Ye Fanhua with tears, Ye Fanhua felt distressed, and hurriedly came to Xiaolong and squatted down and carefully picked it up and cared for it in the palm of his hand; Ye Fanhua looked at Xiaolong's aggrieved appearance, and the anger in his heart came up again, and he yelled at Ying Zheng: "This is a resource!

Ying Zheng pouted and said, "Who told her that she can't fly." ”

Ye Fanhua "......."

Xiang Yu "......"

Xiaolong: "I won't fly to blame me!"

Feeling that the soul in his body was about to wake up, Ying Zheng came to Ye Fanhua at the speed of light, Ye Fanhua was about to speak, only to feel cold and pointed his forehead with his finger, and then his head hurt, and when Ye Fanhua, who understood what was going on, his face turned green!

The master-slave contract is a master and a slave, the master dies, the slave dies, the master's strength increases, and the slave will also lose, as long as the master loses something, the slave will also lose, and the master can also be transferred to the effort if he is injured, this contract is simply overbearing. And after the master-slave contract, there is also a peace contract, that is, the two sides share everything, memory power, etc...

Relatively speaking, the master-slave contract is better, and the slave power will be improved to the master, and the master can also order the slave to do some shameful things, such as the red bed and the affectionate groan all night, and the popular point is to snap. There is no limit to men and women, and even beasts with a heavier taste can be.

"How can you sign a master-slave contract for me!" Ye Fanhua, who had never learned national scolding, finally said these words with a red face.

Ying Zheng shrugged his shoulders and said, "In order to prevent you from turning your face, as the master, I also gave a gift, Nuo, what you have in your hand." ”

"You... You....you..."Ye Fanhua's whole body exuded the aura of a resentful woman.

Ying Zheng was angry and didn't pay for his life: "I, I, I, what?"

Ye Fanhua couldn't bear it on the spot, he wanted to punch this Lori to death, but his head began to buzz before he clenched his fists, and his head didn't hurt after he endured the pain to dispel the thoughts in his heart, as a dragon who could destroy the world, he was forced to sign a master-slave contract like this, which can only be described as pitiful.

Ying Zheng came down to Xiang Yu's side, looking at Xiang Yu tenderly with a pair of red eyes, Xiang Yu's goosebumps were about to rise; Xiang Yu almost collapsed after seeing a handsome guy in ancient costume in the wind in the wind from Lori's eyes. What he likes is Lori!

"Ah Yu, I know that you are a man in this life, and I don't force you to do anything, I'm just a touch of personality hidden in my body after I died, and now I will disappear soon after you arouse me; It's a wish made in a previous life. Ying Zheng didn't care what Xiang Yu's reaction was, and after quickly explaining, his body fell to the ground weakly.

Xiang Yu didn't lift Lori's body, he raised his head and exhaled, a tear overflowed from his right eye, and the tears crossed his face and finally fell on Lori's dragon robe.

"Is it like this?" Xiang Yu sighed in his heart.

'Ying Zheng' personality can be regarded as the best, knowing that the soul in the body is someone else did not expose it, but let Xiang Yu take care of it, Luo Fushui soul naturally did not know these things, and was in a deep sleep after being occupied by the personality, when he woke up, he rubbed his eyes and looked at Xiang Yu who was silent and Ye Fanhua with a green face.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Ying Zheng, puzzled.

Xiang Yu patted Ying Zheng's head lightly and said, "I miss you." ”

Ye Fanhua still had a green face: "You did a good thing yourself, hum!"

There is also a hum at the end, Ye Fanhua doesn't know that he has a tsundere attribute.

"Ahh

Ye Fanhua, return his previous domineering master!

Ignoring the stupid Ying Zheng, Ye Fanhua gently teased the little dragon in his palm, and said, "Is it okay to call you Ye Fanyin?"

Ye Fanyin carried the small dragon head and snorted, Ying Zheng and Xiang Yu couldn't understand the dragon language, but looking at Ye Fanhua's green and black face, they knew that it was not a good thing.

This little guy called Ye Fanhua his father as soon as he opened his mouth, which shattered Ye Fanhua's idea of cultivating a Lori Dragon, but in a blink of an eye, even if he was raised as a daughter, he could eat it, and he was fantasizing about how to raise a well-behaved and obedient daughter and then catch Ye Fanhua's ghost father who was eaten on the bed and went farther and farther on the road.

Somewhere Huaguo Mountain....

The Four Heavenly Kings came here in the clouds, ushered in the angry smashing of countless peaches, and the Four Heavenly Kings, who had been standing firm in the sky for half an hour, finally saw the monkeys bathing.

The monkey's melon seed face is difficult to distinguish between male and female, especially the big eyes of the water spirit make people's worldview collapse, what about the handsome Monkey King? I'm a girl who came to me.

"What is the matter with the Four Heavenly Kings coming to Huaguo Mountain?" The female voice, which was as crisp as a yellow bird, almost frightened the Four Heavenly Kings.

Why are the monkeys transgendered after hundreds of years?

The No. 1 Heavenly King gossiped: "Monkey, how can you be transgendered?"

After being silent for a while, Sun Wukong looked down at the towering twin peaks under the hot springs, and wondered: "Bajie's bastard put Chang'e's elixir at the head of the bed, thinking that it was candy, he accidentally swallowed it, and then it was gone." ”

"......." The Four Heavenly Kings can think of the tragic situation of Zhu Bajie's death.

Seeing the faces of the Four Heavenly Kings through the thick hot spring mist, Sun Wukong picked up the spring water and said lightly: "Bajie was thrown by me in the human world to experience the life of a pig." ”

The Four Heavenly Kings shuddered, thinking that Zhu Bajie must not run around in order not to be slaughtered by humans, and the four of them must not take a step back, it is good to provoke anyone, but monkeys cannot be provoked.

Sun Wukong didn't continue to joke, and said lazily: "Say, what's the matter?"

Wukong didn't know that his lazy speech gave people a different temptation, the four heavenly kings swallowed their saliva, and saw Chang'e, the most beautiful in the fairy world, and the four of them didn't feel anything, why did the monkey become shamefully hard as soon as he spoke?

Seeing that the eldest brother, the third brother and the fourth brother looked like I was going to be a sister, the No. 2 Heavenly King had to say loudly: "The Jade Emperor asked us to take you to Heavenly Court, and I want you to find Yingzheng." ”

"Haotian Lao'er is a good calculation, this seat is quite curious about the strength of Yingzheng, this time I found this seat to lead Yingzheng. After Sun Wukong heard the word Yingzheng, he shrunk and his spirit was instantly full.

The Four Heavenly Kings felt terrible when they thought of Yingzheng starving Sun Monkey fighting, what if the Three Realms were gone?