41 Full of evil thoughts

[There are so few recommended votes....] The author who ← make up the word count is here again!

There is a reason why the fairy world is afraid of Ying Zheng, and this matter has been said before, Ying Zheng once rebelled with ghosts from all walks of life in the underworld, but he was threatened by the fairy world with Xiang Yu's soul and personally walked on the Nai He Bridge without looking back;

However, there are also records in Journey to the West, the monkey is very well-behaved after coming out of Wuzhi Mountain, with Xuanzang walking all the way to meet all kinds of demons and monsters, the monkey occasionally intervenes and almost never makes a move, and the shots are all Bajie and Sha Monk;

This is the nature of society... This also says that Journey to the West is actually a book about the affairs between the government and the people.

Wukong was shocked when he came to heaven with the four heavenly kings, these immortals almost cried when they saw the female Wukong, they all cultivated higher than Sun Wukong, and they could naturally see the transformation technique and the like, but this time Wukong did not perform ** seventy-two changes, Haotian Jade Emperor saw Sun Wukong swaggering and came to Sun Wukong with a headache, if the strength was compared to him, he could kill Sun Wukong in seconds without making a move, but the problem Sun Wukong has an official position, and it is very troublesome to deal with the annoying Sun Wukong.

This time, he can use Yingzheng's resurrection to kill Sun Wukong! Haotian Jade Emperor thought sinisterly in his heart, but greeted with a smile on his face: "How is Wukong in recent years?"

Sun Wukong clasped his hands on his chest, and the turbulent twin peaks made the eyes of the immortals almost pop out; Sun Wukong snorted coldly, and said without giving face: "I have no right to live a light life." ”

Everyone here is an old fox, don't you know the meaning of Sun Wukong's words, Haotian Jade Emperor's eyes flashed with haze, and everyone didn't see it except Sun Wukong saw it. Sun Wukong is not afraid of the Jade Emperor of Haotian, and the reason why he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace back then was because there were people behind her calculations and no one was her back, so he was slapped by Rulai for five hundred years. This time, she has an official position and is not afraid of the Jade Emperor of Haotian at all, everyone thinks that the Jade Emperor is the biggest, and only a few people know that there is an earth immortal world above the fairy world!

"An ominous premonition has been haunting my heart, this ominous is Yingzheng, hasn't Wukong always been curious about Yingzheng? This time I have entrusted you with the task of relating to the Three Realms. Haotian Jade Emperor said benevolently.

Whether it is Yingzheng or not, Sun Wukong has to accept this task, and if he doesn't accept it, he will drag himself down. Sun Wukong does not kneel to the sky or kneel, the chain gold armor standing on his body is very double-eyed, Haotian Jade Emperor squinted Danfeng's eyes, he wanted to see whether Sun Wukong surrendered or resisted.

Sun Wukong pulled out one from the monkey hair in his hand, and with a blow, an identical Sun Wukong appeared, and the Monkey King who made it out of monkey hair knelt down on his knees and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty." ”

The Jade Emperor of Haotian was so angry that he almost vomited blood on the spot, this method is very good...

As soon as the party dispersed, Sun Wukong was called by Nezha to a place where no one was around, and an enchantment was arranged; Sun Wukong didn't understand why Nezha did this, not just to speak so seriously. Nezha has always been a Zhengtai, wearing red belly and blue pants to run all over the fairy world, without any shame, which makes Nezha's father Li Jing have a headache, and the child he cares about most now is Nezha, but who knows that Nezha will not change into a handsome boy when he dies, but looks like Zhengtai.

Sometimes he wears a dress and runs to other fairy dwellings to be a quiet Lotus.

"Brother Wukong? uh... What should I call you?" Nezha has always had a good relationship with Sun Wukong, and they both call him brother and brother, but this time Sun Wukong looks like a female monkey, so Nezha doesn't know what to call it.

Sun Wukong waved his hand: "It's better as before, this seat is not so much." ”

Nezha sat on the stone chair and sighed: "Brother Wukong, the Jade Emperor wants to eradicate you by Yingzheng's hand." ”

"Just Yingzheng?" Sun Wukong disdainful, it was simply easy for a reincarnated person.

Nezha was speechless, he knew that he wouldn't have come to warn Sun Wukong, looking at Sun Wukong's arrogant appearance, he didn't take the number one felony in the fairy world in his eyes at all!

Seeing that Nezha had nothing to say, Sun Wukong fell silent and said: "I don't know where Xuanzang is, I still miss it for a thousand years, you don't have to worry, Yingzheng's name knows that he will use all his strength against Yingzheng's seat." ”

Nezha also let go of his suspense when he saw Sun Wukong say this, in the heavenly court, except for his father, only Sun Wukong is the best for him, he doesn't want to see Sun Wukong fall.

Sun Wukong said goodbye to Nezha and returned to Huaguo Mountain, now Yingzheng is resurrected or reincarnated, no one knows, Haotian Jade Emperor gave her the task can also be described as Haidilao Yue; The murderous place of Fengmen Village even has to give up three points to the fairy world, and what Yingzheng meets is the tip of the iceberg...

The tip of the iceberg can meet the 10,000-year-old Ying Long, if Yingzheng knows that he can't cry to death...

At night, the moon is half covered by dark clouds, and it is much darker in Huaguo Mountain, where there are no street lights; Sun Wukong stands on the peak of Huaguo Mountain and looks up at the moon, and this stop is only a few hours, like an old man entering the meditation.

"Brother Monkey, are you thinking about the master again?" The rough voice sounded behind Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong, who was almost considered a statue, finally moved, and at a glance, a chubby pig was lying on the ground wheezing, Sun Wukong chuckled: "Bajie, you idiot is back." ”

Zhu Bajie, who couldn't recover his human form yet, was very puzzled, and couldn't say sullenly: "It's not that you made me like this, if it weren't for the mana, my old pig would have entered the human stomach a long time ago." ”

"If you hadn't put the medicine on the bedside, it wouldn't have been like this. Sun Wukong also said sullenly, this woman's body made her very uneasy, especially the seventy-two changes can only become female, and the male can't change at all.

The two of them are silent, they are both sympathetic to each other

"Brother Monkey, where did you say the master was?" Zhu Bajie also remembered the days when he learned scriptures in the west.

"Probably in the human world... When the master left, he said that he wanted to experience life in the human world. Sun Wukong said helplessly, she didn't know where Xuanzang was, and she didn't know what Xuanzang was doing.

The famous Dabaojian in Anchen City, a monk wearing a Buddhist veil stood at the door for a while, and came to the etiquette lady with buttocks and breasts in a sigh of relief, smiled slightly, and said: "Donor, the poor monk sees that you have good talent, there is a hotel nearby with a cheap price, how about the poor monk teach you kung fu?"

Miss Etiquette was a little dazed when she saw the bald head that could still reflect the light, and then came back to her senses, raised her eyebrows, and said, "Then let's go." ”

A monk and a beautiful woman walk under the dim road, everything is so harmonious....

"Donor, the poor monk has cultivated for a thousand years, and you will be comfortable for one night..."

"You..."

"Donor, the poor monk really has no money, how about filling his stomach first and then exercising?"

"You..."

"Poor monk...."

"Get out!"

The backs of the monk and the beauty became more and more blurred, the dim street lamp suddenly distorted the space, and a bald monk wearing a fist-sized Buddhist bead and a full beard appeared, looking at the monks and beauties who were getting farther and farther away, the monk who suddenly appeared smiled: "Master, I have been looking for you for thousands of years and finally found it..."