Chapter 015: The head laughed off, borrow your use
"What about the little brother who was with you just now?" Shen Miao panted and came to his senses before remembering someone who was alone.
"It's okay, he just shrunk to the side, I guess no one can see that I'm with me except you."
"Oh."
Shen Miao took a while before he remembered an important question.
"Who's that guy?"
"You don't care who he is, I'll bring him to ask you for money." Shen Chaochao stretched out his hand.
"What?"
Shen Miao's eyes were dark, and his mind was dizzy.
In the past, every time his stupid sister brought a man to ask him for money, it proved that she had fallen into the pit again and was poisoned.
As for the degree of poisoning.
"How much?" Shen Miao barely regained consciousness, and let out an indisputable wail of his misfortune and anger in a breathless voice.
"I can open a digital speaker for a jewelry store...... Probably. ”
"It's over, it's not saved this time."
Shen Miao had a desperate expression of "I have a daughter in my family, and I have lost all my family wealth": "I still want money, I want you!" Phew, I won't give you death this time! Rely on your own pocket money! ”
Shen Miao's heart aches when he mentions pocket money, Shen's mother's principle has always been that pocket money is pocket money, and you can use it yourself; Investment funds are funds, and every time you want to use them, you have to open a bill in the proper name and go to the family manager for review, is it easy for him?
"You still want to pick up investment funds, I see you're thinking about fart!" Shen Miao rolled his eyes.
"Understood, I used to move too many times, and the old tricks didn't work, and you couldn't get money in the name."
"Who...... Says who? I am a new person, and now I am determined to make a career on my own! Shen Miao said and said, he believed it.
"Yes, yes, then I'll go to my mother to apply for funds, break it."
Shen Chaochao listened to Shen Miao's deafening speech, and suddenly had an inspiration.
In his past, he could get funds from investments such as live broadcast platforms, entertainment companies, household appliances, and interior decorations, and it made no sense that her wise and empathetic mother would not agree to her jewelry shop.
"You just want to do it, if my mother agrees, I'll ......"
"What are you going to do?" Shen Chaochao looked provocative.
"Master handstand! Sewer butterfly! Float on the manure pit! Shen Miao thought that it was impossible for her mother to agree to her outrageous request, her chin was slightly raised, and she did not hesitate to pretend to be a big one.
The audience in the live broadcast room exploded all of a sudden.
"The flag stands up!"
"What a wolf! Are you so ruthless with yourself? ”
"[to the head and want to stir the poop] Feed [Chaochao] three cups of lemon tea!"
"Feed and reward a wave, not for anything else, just to see the water floating in the manure pit!"
"[A seventeen-year-old girl was actually assigned homework by a male teacher in turn] and fed [Chaochao] a wishing crystal!"
"[Half of the country's beauty] feed [Chaochao] a crossword doll!"
"+1 for Knowledge"
“+2”
“+10010”
"Vomiting (́ཀ') is a loss! You shouldn't eat and vomit while watching the live broadcast room......"
"Yue! I'm drinking milk tea!! ”
"I provide milk tea drinking business, this business is temporarily free, you only need to pay the freight, and those who need it will contact 159 ......"
"I provide milk tea drinking business, the business is free, the freight is borne by me, and those who need it contact 1388......"
"Is this rolled up? I'll confess that I have taken this business myself...... Private me, send you beautiful photos of handsome guys, with abdominal muscles and waist! ”
"Huh! The barrage has picked up a batch, and you won't return to ......"
Seeing this barrage, Shen Chaochao's hand that originally wanted to chat privately stopped.
"The world is declining, and morality is declining."
I really don't know what's wrong with the boys now, they flirt at every turn, where is the bottom line? Where is the male virtue? Where is the festival? Where are the beautiful photos? And where is the address?
Turning off the barrage, Shen Chaochao took advantage of the time when the gangsters left, and fished out Fang Hu.
After settling Fang Hu, Shen Chaochao simply made an investment plan, and handed it over to Shen's mother in an elegant, noble and cold 360-degree rotating gliding style.
Shen Miao was lying on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, his eyes staring at the phone screen, and he didn't seem to care at all.
"You've been reading this page for at least seventeen minutes."
Shen Chaochao walked over.
Shen Miao stiffened his neck and argued: "I just like it, do you want to take care of it?" ”
"Oh, so you like that!" Shen Chaochao suddenly realized, and his tone was exaggerated.
I don't know when a game ad pops up on the browser page, and a sexy and bewitching red-haired beauty holds a long whip and throws winks at her.
Shen Miao's handsome face turned red: "I don't have it, I don't like it!" ”
"Don't worry, I understand...... At this age, what man doesn't like this kind of beauty, don't hide it......"
"You don't slander my innocence!"
"You still have this kind of thing?"
Shen Miao: Damn! I can't even talk about her!
"Shen Miao, what are you yelling again! Are there any rules? Shen's mother just heard Shen Miao's shy roar, and stepped on her slippers and walked over.
"Mom, it's not Shen Chao who is ...... her"
"What's wrong with Chaochao? She finally became sensible, began to be ambitious, and planned to open a jewelry store, even if you don't support your brother, why are you still babbling, not in tune all day long? ”
Shen Miao: "Ga? ”
, tell me it's not true, Young Master Ben doesn't believe my big eyes anymore!
Shen Chaochao: "Poof." ”
Shen Miao's expression was simply a "little kitten was shocked when he heard it. GIF", it's hilarious.
The barrage is also very happy.
"Flies rub their hands...... That butterfly ...... ...... on the water"
"Sisters, no screenshots, no screenshots, no screenshots, share, share! I didn't intercept it! ”
"I already have a hunch that in the future, Shen Meow's meow emojis will be rampant on the pictures of major platforms, and they will be in a trance hahahahahaha......"
"What the hell is Meow Meow? Have you also been infected with homophonic stalks by sand sculpture anchors? Deduction money, hey! ”
"Laugh until you look for your head."
"The head laughed off, borrow your .jpg"
Shen Miao didn't know that he had become an Internet celebrity in a sense, he was sad, he was sad and angry, he was angry and licking, and grabbed Shen Chaochao's trouser leg.
"Chaochao, you look me in the eye!"
"What for?"
"Do you remember those tickets that your brother gave you before? Remember every time my brother stepped forward? Remember......"
Shen Chaochao took advantage of Shen Miao's memories before he reached infancy, and quickly said: "Remember that you stole my treasured strawberry pudding, took my Black Forest cake with your hands, and told me with your eyes open that I was sleepwalking in the middle of the night and ate it, and kicked you, and asked me to be a slave for you, wash your shirt and stinky socks, won't your conscience hurt?" ”
The corners of Shen Miao's mouth couldn't help but rise, and when he saw that Shen Chaochao's expression was quite dangerous, he hurriedly admitted his mistake and said, "Can I help you wash your stinky socks?" You can't bear to see your own brother picking and searching and can't even afford to eat a three-dollar bun? ”
"Where's your little broken supermarket?"
"The bottom pants are almost gone, why is there no job in this world where you don't have to work hard to avoid the cost of eating and drinking?"
It's mediocre, but it's beautiful to think about.
Shen Chaochao smiled evilly: "I have an idea. ”
"What's the idea?" Shen Miao's eyes lit up.
"The night is dark and the wind is high, you cover your face......"
"Uh-huh, and then what?"
"Remember that bank? You rush in and shout and rob, whether you succeed or fail, you don't have to work hard for the next ten years, you will have food every day. ”
Shen Miao: I've taken you!