"Huh? Are you going to leave? ”

Shen Chaochao followed closely behind Shen Miao.

"Have you forgotten something important?"

"yes, I forgot my protein powder." Shen Miao turned around and almost knocked Shen Chaochao down.

Fortunately, Shen Chaochao guarded against his move early, sweeping the hall legs, sweeping ...... Sweep can't move.

Why are Shen Miao's legs so hard!

Do you usually exercise to the legs?

"I remember someone swore that if my mother promised me, what would he do?" Shen Chaochao retracted his right leg, pretending that nothing had happened, and thoughtfully helped Shen Miao, who was in early menopause, recall his bold words not long ago.

Shen Miao's old face flushed: "Is there one?" I was quite reticent, so I didn't say anything. ”

"Where's your butterfly?"

Shen Miao pretended to be dead.

"Where's your floating?"

Shen Miao pretended to have nothing to do and whistled.

"Where's your handstand?"

Shen Miao couldn't hold it anymore, and coughed sullenly: "Look at you, you look good...... I can barely see it, why do you talk so unpleasantly! How can a girl's paper put a strain on her lips? ”

"Then you can show me the correct posture of handstand." Shen Chaochao pursed his lips, and he couldn't hide his evil smile.

"Can you stop mentioning these four words!" Shen Miao was a little broken and covered his forehead.

How much water did he have in his brain, so he would say such words that were not calm and irrational, funny with naivety, and naïve with brains!

If God gives him another chance, he will definitely swallow a pound of Shen Chaochao's little pudding!

I regretted that my intestines were blue.

He had a hunch that this stalk would not be able to pass here in Shen Chaochao within half a year.

"What about butterfly?"

"Shen Chaochao, you shut up your stinky ass mouth for me and give me ...... cough cough ......" Shen Miao was embarrassed and angry, and for a while, the majestic mountains and rivers let out a loud "quack"!

The live-in aunt passing by was a capitalized "black question mark".

Shen Chaochao: "......"

Finished.

Didn't you make a fool of my stupid brother?

How did he start talking?

"Brother, are you okay?"

"Why don't I give you a whole toad so that you can learn the language of amphibians?"

"Get out of here——!" Shen Miaojun's face was flushed, and hot air could come out of his head.

"What Lao Tzu said is to let you go! It's not a 'quack', you can forget about it for me right now! Forget that sentence! ”

Shen Chaochao: "Poof." ”

It's really funny!

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to, I'm professionally trained and don't usually laugh unless I can't help it...... Hahahaha......"

Shen Miao: I'm cracked.

Come and thunder and kill me!

Why did this kind of embarrassment happen in front of Shen Chaochao's stupid sister, wooing his brother's dignity, his self-confidence and courage, all his good things...... Farewell.

"World, thank you very much for tolerating my existence, let me see the variety of life, although you did not give me a successful career, did not give me the beautiful sister in my heart, did not give me a smooth love, did not give me a brother with a knife in the ribs, but after all, you gave me a slightly insufficient brain and a handsome face, at the important moment when I am about to leave this planet, I want to say to you one last time: I will give you a lung!"

Shen Miao knew that not many people had heard it, but the moment he said "" as "quack", he knew that this family couldn't stay at all.

If he knew that more than 100,000 viewers in the entire live broadcast room witnessed his social death, he would probably find a piece of tofu to kill him on the spot.

In the evening, Shen's mother went downstairs with a mask on her face mask and saw Shen Miao packing her luggage.

"What's your brother crazy again?"

"It's nothing, social death has left him shameless to stay at the scene of the crime anymore." Shen Chaochao took the stubble fluently, and by the way, Shen Miao's poisonous tongue was probably learned from Shen's mother, and it was the same loss.

"Shen Miao, are you running away from home?"

Shen's mother gently pressed the mask, poked her head into Shen Miao's room, and kicked the two suitcases he had placed outside the door to the side.

"Brother, do you still want your parents to send you money every month after you run away from home?"

Shen Chaochao poked his head into it and shook it next to Shen's mother.

"What nonsense are you talking about Shen Chaochao, I'm running away from home, not traveling!" Shen Miao turned his head and yelled at Shen Chaochao, looked at Shen's mother, and immediately lowered his voice, respectful and sensible, docile and polite, "Mom, remember to give me money, I'll go." ”

After speaking, he walked out of the house with a big bag and two suitcases.

"Wait, isn't that squirrel mandarin fish I like to eat tonight? I'll run away from home when I'm done. ”

It's a living treasure.

Shen Chaochao originally didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, but after Shen Miao snatched most of her squirrel mandarin fish at the dining table, he couldn't help but put down his chopsticks and said seriously: "Brother, why don't you go out overnight tonight, I'm afraid that if you see the Buddha jumping over the wall tomorrow, your feet won't move." ”

"You put less...... Long-winded, I won't rob you. ”

Eating a meal is full of chickens and dogs, I have to say that Shen Miao's existence has accelerated Shen Chaochao's eating speed, and it has also increased her food volume a lot.

"But I will not be fat." Shen Chaochao ignored the scales in the corner of the wall and lay on the soft bed, ready to fall asleep.

That's when the system popped up.

[Host, Fu Yanling's engagement plot will be launched soon. 】

Shen Chaochao turned over, buried his face in the pillow, and a muffled voice came from the pillow, "Can't you wait for me to fall asleep and tell me when I get up the next day?" ”

[Today's reminder, today's end.] 】

Shen Chaochao turned over again and sighed: "You are too serious, you shouldn't be a system, you should hide behind the vending machine to hand out drinks, punch lotus root slices in the skewer shop, and weave instant noodles in the supermarket." ”

The three words "Fu Yanling" turned in his mind, and Shen Chaochao's evaluation of her was also three words - big injustice.

If you need more descriptions, it is "Obviously, I can live a happy life without worrying about food and clothing, but I just want to help the poor, and marriage is to fall in love", and then she married an ambitious phoenix man, and then she was killed, and Fu Jingchen was also involved.

Hey, if nothing else, just play.

Shen Chaochao thought of the plot about her, and he was angry, the key was that her engagement partner was too annoying.

When I first read the article, the comments of readers below that chapter were all "Castrate Tong Liangcai, hurry up", "How did Tong Liangcai do it so annoying, so disgusting, and still keep jumping and not dying", "Tong Liangcai, this cub is about to kill Fu Jingchen, Fu Yanling still believes him, ah, I'm really angry", "Locked, these two are locked, don't go to harm others", those who heard it were angry, and those who saw it were angry.

Shen Chaochao also brushed the emoji of "Tong Liangcai", which was well received by the majority of readers.

I thought I was going to see the real person soon.

Shen Chaochao: It's hard.

The fist is hard!