Chapter 334: Invite Animals to Eat
Zhang Qian looked in the direction where the voice came from, and saw an African gray parrot wearing a small white helmet, sitting on a toy car parked outside the bathroom door, looking at herself.
Zhang Qian smiled: "May I ask if you are speaking with your own voice or using a computer?" ”
"I don't have a tongue, so I can only speak on a computer," said the parrot. ”
Zhang Qian said: "Why? ”
"Long story," the parrot said, "I was grabbed and abused by several children, cut my tongue with scissors, and then cut off my legs and dumped me in the garbage. ”
Zhang Qian said: "No wonder when I went up to the second floor, I saw a ramp on the stairs, which is for you to go up and down the stairs." ”
The parrot said, "Yes." My name is King Kong, what's your name? ”
Zhang Qian said: "Hello little King Kong, my name is Zhang Qian. ”
Little King Kong said: "I just heard you say that you are here to do laundry, are you our boss's new girlfriend?" ”
Zhang Qian looked at the clothes in her hand and said, "Uh, no, he has a girlfriend?" ”
Xiao King Kong said: "Not now, according to him there was one before, and then they broke up." ”
Zhang Qian walked to the sink and said, "Server, turn off the drain of the sink, put some warm water, I want to wash things." ”
The server in the room said, "Okay. ”
Zhang Qian carefully rubbed the blood stains on her clothes and said, "Why did they break up?" ”
Xiao King Kong said: "It's not the same as in the TV series, the poor boy was abandoned by the gold worshipper, and then the poor boy got rich, the gold worshipper girl wants to redeem it, no play!" ”
Zhang Qian smiled: "That must have been my girlfriend a long time ago." ”
Little King Kong said: "Before the boss went abroad to study." ”
Zhang Qian said: "Yo, I didn't expect this kid to play puppy love, I can't see it." ”
Xiao King Kong said: "I knew I was in love when I was one year old, and it is normal for the eldest to talk about it when he is a teenager." ”
Zhang Qian said: "Haha, how old are you?" ”
Little King Kong said, "It's two years old. ”
Zhang Qian said: "You must not have stayed at home obediently, ran out to find a girlfriend, and were caught by those children." ”
Xiao King Kong said in a dissatisfied voice: "Don't mention my sad past again, okay." ”
Zhang Qian said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I apologize to you. ”
Little King Kong said: "It's useless to apologize, let's be practical." ”
Zhang Qian said, "Uh, then what do you want me to do?" ”
Xiao King Kong said: "Help me order a pack of original cha cha melon seeds." ”
Zhang Qian said: "Don't you have melon seeds at home? ”
Little King Kong said: "In this case, won't you buy some gifts when you come to visit?" ”
Zhang Qian said: "Okay, okay, my computer, open my Meituan takeaway." ”
Zhang Qian's computer said, "Good master." ”
Zhang Qian said: "Buy a pack of original melon seeds for ten yuan and send them to the house where I am now. ”
King Kong said, "The kind that costs twenty dollars." ”
Zhang Qian turned her head and glanced at Xiao King Kong, and said, "Okay, okay, buy twenty yuan." ”
After Zhang Qian washed her clothes and dried them, a drone came to Zhang Qian who was on the balcony with a bag of original melon seeds.
After receiving the melon seeds from the mechanical claw of the drone, Zhang Qian turned her head and said to Xiao King Kong, who was driving a toy car behind her: "Do you want to eat it now, or do you want to put it some?" ”
Xiao King Kong said: "I don't have a tongue, so I need you to help me open the shell of the melon seeds, soak the melon seeds in hot water and soften them before I can eat them." ”
Zhang Qian said: "Poor little thing, okay, let's go downstairs together, I'll help you get it right." ”
After following Xiao King Kong downstairs, Zhang Qian said to He Qingsha, who was having fun with Xiao Tian in the center of the living room, "We have to stay here for a while." ”
He Qingsha said without looking back: "Okay, okay, I haven't played enough with Xiaotian." ”
Zhang Qian put the melon seeds on the white marble coffee table in the living room, then walked to the bar, picked up a glass, walked to the kitchen and filled half a cup of hot water, returned to the coffee table, sat on the sofa and began to eat melon seeds.
He Qingsha only noticed the existence of Little King Kong at this time, walked to the side of Little King Kong and squatted down, and said, "Wow, there is also a parrot, can you speak?" ”
Little King Kong said, "Of course, did you bring me a gift?" ”
He Qingsha looked at Zhang Qian, who was eating melon seeds, and then threw the melon seeds into the cup, and said, "This guy is really rude, he actually succeeded in blackmailing you." ”
Zhang Qian said: "It's a disabled parrot, it's pitiful, so I volunteered to buy something for it." ”
He Qingsha said: "I also noticed that Xiaotian also has some defects just now, one eye is blind, and there is a big scar on his leg, after asking it, it said that it used to be a stray dog, it seems that Huang Rui, this kid is quite kind-hearted." ”
Zhang Qian glanced up at Xiao Tian and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, Xiao Tian, whatever you want to eat, we will buy it for you." ”
Xiaotian tilted his head and thought for a moment, and said, "KFC's roasted wings!" ”
Zhang Qian said: "Sasha, don't buy it yet." ”
He Qingsha said: "Huh? Why should I buy it? ”
Zhang Qian said: "Because I have already bought gifts for Xiao Jingang, it would be unfair if I bought all the gifts for both of them." ”
He Qingsha said: "Okay... Xiaotian, how many pairs of roasted wings do you want to eat? ”
Xiao Tian said: "Just now I heard that Xiao King Kong is taking the initiative to ask for gifts, people are not as greedy as Xiao King Kong, but since you have to buy it for me, you can ask for two pairs." ”
Little King Kong said at this time: "Bah, bah! Hypocritical dog, melon seeds are much cheaper than grilled chicken wings! ”
Zhang Qian said: "Okay, don't make any noise, by the way, I'm hungry too, by the way, help me order a Sichuan spicy beef burger, a cup of Jianlibao, let's have lunch here." ”
He Qingsha said: "Okay, okay, remember to pay me back when you go back, and I will eat as well as you." ”
Zhang Qian said: "I'll give you a good treat now, really." ”
He Qingsha said: "He has the drink here, we don't have to buy it." ”
Zhang Qian said: "This is someone else's house, and the owner of the house is not there, how can we drink other people's things indiscriminately, and it's not that we can't afford it." ”
He Qingsha said: "Let's ask Xiaotian or Xiao King Kong, if you want to give us a drink." ”
Xiaotian said: "People are dogs, and there is no way to call the shots. ”
Xiao King Kong also said: "Although I am also a member of this family, our boss is very strict with us, we can't eat anything we want, we have to get his consent, not to mention that you are outsiders." ”