Chapter 335: The IQ is suspiciously high
He Qingsha said: "Cut, this guy is so rich, he is so slamming at you, we will buy it ourselves." ”
Xiaotian said: "No, the boss said, we are animals, we can't eat human food indiscriminately, because some additives are harmful to us." ”
Little King Kong said: "Yes, yes, boss, that's for our good." ”
He Qingsha said: "Okay, let's take back the things we bought for the two of you." ”
King Kong said: "Our boss is a guy who picks the door, you are right! ”
Xiao Tian hesitated for a moment and said, "Uh-huh, agreed." ”
He Qingsha covered her stomach and laughed and said, "Hahaha!! It's so funny, if Huang Rui knew that his two younger brothers were so unresolute and said bad things about him for a little food, what would his expression be. ”
Zhang Qian also smiled and said: "Hahaha, it's so funny, I will also make this kind of thing that can make animals talk in the future." ”
Xiao King Kong said: "Our boss said that this kind of thing is not suitable for the market, and it is even banned in some countries, so you should save this thought." ”
Zhang Qian said: "I'll let Huang Rui give me one." ”
He Qingsha said: "Hehe, why did people send you?" ”
Xiao Tian said, "Huh? Do you like our boss? ”
Xiao King Kong said: "Our boss has a lot of girls chasing, you probably don't have a good time, unless you often buy me melon seeds, I can help you say good things." ”
Zhang Qian glanced at Xiao King Kong and said, "No wonder you are so fat, you only ate this virtue by accepting bribes from those crazy bees and butterflies who pursued Huang Rui." ”
Xiaotian said: "Yes, yes, if there is a girl who comes to the boss to give the boss a gift or something, when the boss is not at home, this guy will ask someone to order a chacha melon seed takeaway, otherwise the gift will be thrown away, and Xiaotian can't stand it." ”
Little King Kong said: "This is called a wish to fight and a wish to suffer, and I didn't steal or rob, I saved so much inventory with my real skills!" Alas, didn't you say ordering takeout? Why don't you hurry up and give us some delicious food. ”
He Qingsha said: "The third child? Does it mean Xiaotian? ”
Xiao Tian said: "Yes. ”
Zhang Qian said: "Which of you two is older?" ”
Xiao King Kong said: "We pay attention to the first come, first come, I came to this house earlier than Xiaotian, so I am the second, and the relationship between us is not about age, but about the status of the rivers and lakes, do you understand?" ”
Zhang Qian glanced at He Qingsha at this time and said, "Sasha, have you heard of techniques to improve animal IQ?" ”
He Qingsha's face changed, and she said: "Uh, I know, in most countries, including our country, research in this area is prohibited, Huang Rui, this kid is not enough, right?" ”
Zhang Qian picked up a pillow on the sofa, raised it in the direction of Xiaotian, and said, "Then, should we call the police?" ”
Little King Kong said, "Cut, you guys are underestimating us parrots too much. ”
He Qingsha said: "It is said that some parrots can reach the level of primary school students with IQ, and Xiao King Kong is okay like this." ”
Zhang Qian hugged the pillow back into her arms and said, "Also, if Huang Rui dares to do this kind of thing, he shouldn't leave the two of us who are not familiar with him here so casually, unless he has the ability to kill us." ”
Xiao King Kong said: "I really think too much, I have watched too many police and gangster movies, right?" Aunt Wang, a member of the security grid in our area, also often comes to our house to play, and likes to chat with me, if you want to call the police, it is the turn of the two of you? Oh, hurry up and help Lao Tzu eat melon seeds, slowly. ”
Xiaotian said: "Yes, yes, Aunt Wang can testify that our boss is not a bad person, but a good person!" ”
Zhang Qian continued to knock on the melon seeds and said, "Okay, for the sake of the two of you being so sincere, we believe in you." ”
He Qingsha said: "But we believe in the two of you so much, you have to thank the two of us for this." ”
Xiaotian said: "How can I thank you." ”
He Qingsha said with a smile: "Call me sister-in-law, hahahahaha!" ”
Xiao Tian looked at Xiao King Kong and said, "Second brother, you are smarter than me, do you call or not?" ”
Little King Kong said: "You are stupid, just for an impractical trust to be fooled? Unless there are more melon seeds. ”
Zhang Qian said: "Oh, Sasha, don't tease the two of them, hurry up and eat, people are hungry." ”
He Qingsha said: "Oh, my computer, help me order two KFC Sichuan spicy beef burgers, two medium cups of Jianlibao, and then order two pairs of classic original roast wings." Delivered to where I am now. ”
Xiao Tian said: "People like to eat Orleans grilled wings!" ”
He Qingsha said: "Orleans roasted wings have a little chili, children are not allowed to eat them!" ”
Xiao Tian said, "Oh, okay. ”
Ten minutes later, a medium-sized drone flew into the courtyard of the villa at high speed, and a mechanical claw on the side of its belly took out the things He Qingsha ordered from an incubator at the bottom of its belly, put it on the outside of the door, and said loudly with a loudspeaker: "Miss He Qingsha, the KFC takeaway you ordered has arrived!" Don't forget to give a five-star review! After that, "Whoosh! It flew up at high speed towards the next distribution point.
He Qingsha muttered as she walked out the door: "Really, it took so long to arrive, and besides, can you learn to learn the service in the coastal area, and call the old lady a beauty?" ”
Xiao King Kong said: "The default economic delivery mode of KFC's takeaway is like this, if you want people to talk well and serve well, you should order a VIP service model that is more expensive than ten yuan, and let them send a small drone to serve you alone." ”
He Qingsha walked back to the house with a bag of takeaways and said, "Forget it, we poor students, there is no need to spend this extra money for the sake of face." ”
Zhang Qian smiled: "Little King Kong, you are so familiar with KFC's takeaways, it seems that you have not helped your little brother ask for bribes." ”
Xiao King Kong said: "That is, otherwise why would I establish the prestige of the second brother." ”
Waiting for He Qingsha to take out all kinds of food in the takeaway bag one by one and put them on the coffee table, Zhang Qian had already eaten half a cup of melon seeds for Xiao King Kong, so everyone started to eat together.
After eating the food, Zhang Qian patted her stomach and said, "Come, are you all full of food and drink?" Next, I suggest that the four of us start playing some games, shall we? ”
He Qingsha said: "I'm ready for the final exam, why don't you go back to review?" ”
Zhang Qian glanced at He Qingsha, stood up and said, "Then let's leave now?" ”
He Qingsha hurriedly said: "Ouch, don't don't, my little aunt, I tease you, I also want to play here for a while, come on, come on, little King Kong, Xiao Tian, what fun do you have here, let's play together." ”