Chapter 44 Ao Xue's clever plan to settle the world
The night was dark and the wind was high, and a fat figure clumsily climbed over the high wall, and with a loose hand, it smashed to the ground with a pop.
When he patted his ass and stood up, he saw clearly under the moonlight that this person turned out to be the Buddha!
The Buddha jumps over the wall, but it can no longer be one, but it can no longer be three!
The Buddha looked sad and indignant, and silently swore that he would never jump off the wall for the third time in this life!!
And the four bodhisattvas have all been rescued, who can force him to jump off the wall and escape for the third time?
The Buddha looked confident, looked at no one around, walked a few steps with a thief's eyebrows, and knocked on the firewood room where the Jade Emperor lived.
The door of the firewood room creaked open, and the Jade Emperor poked his head out and saw the Buddha, and said with a slight sigh of relief: "I thought you wouldn't be able to come tonight......"
The big man who used to be in charge of Lingshan and Heavenly Court now looks like a concubine has a private meeting, and the two look at each other and smile bitterly, not wanting to admit their predicament no matter what.
Ever since the Heavenly Demon broke the seal, they felt like they had never stopped.
The will of the Heavenly Demons, they still haven't understood it, they know that they can't defeat the Heavenly Demons, and what worries them even more is that they still can't figure out what Zhang Xiu wants to do......
On the surface, the current situation in the Three Realms is already a life-and-death confrontation between the Heavenly Demon and Zhang Xiu, and Zhang Xiu is still on their side, representing the previous order of the Three Realms.
But the two of them have always been a little worried about Zhang Xiu, or they can't see what Zhang Xiu is thinking at all......
After Zhang Xiu attacked the Dark Abyss, the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms are now half in the hands of the Heavenly Demon and half in the hands of Zhang Xiu, and the two are generally evenly matched.
But if all the hopes of a comeback are pinned on Zhang Xiu, they must be a little hesitant......
The two looked at each other for a long time, and the Buddha asked aloud, "What did the Seventh Princess say?" ”
The Jade Emperor sighed with a complicated expression: "Alas, Xiao Qi said that she will let me go in a beautiful scenery, and three thousand taels of silver can sing for a night, giving face to the Heavenly Court......"
Buddha: "@#¥%¥#@......"
It is said that the daughter is the father's intimate little padded jacket, your little padded jacket is not only leaky, but also black-hearted cotton!
When they were sorrowful in the Three Realms and racked their brains.
Zhang Xiu hurriedly walked into the courtyard and said excitedly: "Father-in-law, Buddha, I finally figured it out!" If you go outside, you must first settle inside! ”
The Jade Emperor looked at Zhang Xiu suspiciously: "Have you thought of a way to deal with the Heavenly Demon?" ”
Zhang Xiu said confidently: "Didn't my father-in-law let the dog lick a face mountain before it made it rain in the world?" If I directly reduce the face mountain you specified to a million times, and let the immortals of Heavenly Court lick the face mountain in only three billion years, then they will all be grateful to Heavenly Court when it rains, right? ”
Jade Emperor: "......"
When the Buddha heard this, he couldn't help but show a mocking smile towards the Jade Emperor, and just wanted to speak, Zhang Xiu said with a smile: "I have another suggestion, Buddha, you said that all living beings are equal, if we let the Bodhisattvas and Arhats all enjoy the 100 million years of swords, mountains and fires in hell, and pull out their tongues in hell, then they will definitely be grateful and more kind after they are reincarnated, right?" ”
Buddha: "......"
Early the next morning.
The Buddha and the Jade Emperor had solemn faces, looked at the Heavenly God Buddha in front of them who were not affected by the demon seed, and gave their last order.
"From now on, you obey Zhang Xiu's orders, if you dare to disobey, five thunders will hit the top, and the heavens and the earth will be destroyed!"
The Buddha and the Jade Emperor had always known that Zhang Xiu's thinking was clear, but they never knew that Zhang Xiu's thinking was so outrageous......
Although Zhang Xiu's proposal is so outrageous, it ......
It seems that this can really minimize the harm of the Heavenly Demon's demon seed?
As long as the six realms of reincarnation are used, and the gods and Buddhas go through the temptation of reincarnation, they still do not change their original intentions, and they can basically eliminate the influence of the demon seed they are subjected to.
If they can't do it, then even if they are allowed to fight, they will definitely be affected by the demon seed.
Follow Zhang Xiu's proposal to do things, and in the end, the remaining gods and Buddhas are definitely clean!
This is outrageous!
It turned out that the gods and Buddhas of Heavenly Court and Lingshan had actually been eroded to this extent......
For the sake of the overall situation, in their entanglement and chagrin, they had to make a compromise with Zhang Xiu, reluctantly handed over the command, and handed over their respective manpower to Zhang Xiu for unified deployment.
Even more suspicious in their hearts, Zhang Xiu was actually with the Heavenly Devil at all!!
Otherwise, no matter how the final situation changes, no matter who wins between Zhang Xiu and Heavenly Demon, Heavenly Court and Lingshan are both losers?
In any case, Zhang Xiu was still a little more reliable than the Heavenly Demon, and in the end, their remaining scattered forces, under Zhang Xiu's unified planning, finally succeeded in condensing into a force, and the situation became clear.
In the current situation, the Heavenly Demons occupy the Heavenly Court and the Spirit Mountain, and control most of the demons and half of the gods and Buddhas.
Zhang Xiu occupies the underworld, the earth immortal realm and the human world, and the power of the two has reached a delicate balance.
In detail, the situation is actually more complicated.
The Heavenly Demons controlled by the Heavenly Demons are basically controlled through the Demon Seed, and if Zhang Xiu finds a way to destroy the Demon Seed, he can easily restore them to their senses, make them turn against each other, and turn the situation around in the blink of an eye.
But the gods and Buddhas rescued by Zhang Xiu's side, including the Buddha and the four great bodhisattvas, were all planted by the Heavenly Demon, and if one was not careful, he might be controlled by the Heavenly Demon at any time.
At that time, Zhang Xiu's camp will not only become no secrets, but also face the situation of these people defecting at the critical moment, and it will become a situation of being attacked in the blink of an eye!
Zhang Xiu's face was sad, and he privately summoned Yang Jian, Sun Wukong, Agarwood, Ao Xue and others to get together to brainstorm and seek solutions.
After Zhang Xiu spoke, Ao Xue gave a serious plan that was enough to calm the world: "If you can't be sure which of them will be affected by the demon seed, then kill them all!" ”
"It's better to kill a thousand by mistake than to let one go! The more they live, the less I will eat a lot of nests and pickles! ”
Zhang Xiu praised her proposal, and then asked Xia'er to drag her out and beat her for twenty rings, and then dragged her back again.
Agarwood hesitated for a long time, and said with a solemn face: "Master, why don't we use beauty tricks on the Heavenly Demons?" In the past 100 years, I have won more than 12,000 beauty schemes, an average of once every three days, and none of them have been spared...... I feel that beauty tricks are the most unsolvable schemes in the world"
Zhang Xiu didn't wait for him to finish, and a kind smile appeared on his face: "Fork out!" ”
The deer demon raised his eyebrows angrily, picked up the iron fork and flew out the agarwood fork with a sad face, and when the agarwood fell to the ground with an exclamation, Lu Yao's stick had already fallen, and he came up to beat the agarwood violently, as well as Bajie and Tang Seng......
I haven't written it for a few days, but it's finally written, and I'm sorry for the good people......
(End of chapter)