Chapter 45: The Dark Cuisine Realm
Actually, Agarwood still lied.
The number of times he counts on beauty is far more than 12,000 times, but whenever he sees a beautiful woman on the road, his first reaction will be that this is a beauty plan implemented by the heavenly demon against him, and then he will count it......
Although he only has a thief's heart and no thief's guts, he has also made a lot of jokes because of this, and since then, the reputation of the thousand-faced demon Yanfeng has become more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
It is also because of this that Yan Feng is the one who beats him the hardest......
Agarwood, who felt that he had been beaten inexplicably, lay on the bed with an innocent face, looked at Yang Jian, who was sitting on the edge of the bed and seriously applied medicine to him, and was moved in his heart, and sighed from the bottom of his heart.
"Uncle, when you die, can you leave these gold sore medicines to me?"
When Yang Jian heard this, his eyelids jumped fiercely: "Or will I die tomorrow?" ”
Agarwood was excited when she heard this, and before she could say thank you, she caught a glimpse of Yang Jian's dark face, and immediately swallowed her words, and let out a few embarrassing laughs from her mouth.
When Agarwood was embarrassed, suddenly the door of the house was pushed open, Zhang Xiu walked in with a smile on his face, and said, "I haven't slept yet, I just want to verify whether you have been planted with a demon seed, and I want you to cooperate." ”
Yang Jian frowned slightly: "How to verify this?" ”
Zhang Xiu patiently explained: "Oh, it's simple, it's to throw you into the six realms of reincarnation, go through some tribulations, and see if you will lose your heart and be controlled by the demon seed under the grinding."
Don't worry, just throw you into the three thousand small worlds created by the Buddha and me, in case of unforeseen changes, I can pull you back at any time, and there is absolutely no mistake in terms of safety! ”
Yang Jian fell into deep thought on the side, but Agarwood was not dissatisfied with Zhang Xiu's arrangement, but said vigilantly: "Master, what is my first world like?" It's a good master and apprentice, it's not too much to give the apprentice a hint, right? ”
Zhang Xiu said with a kind face: "This is a matter of course, your first reincarnation, your identity is the king of a country, as long as you can successfully renew your life for the dynasty, you can directly pass the test, otherwise you will enter the second reincarnation." ”
Agarwood couldn't help laughing three times when he heard this: "Hahaha, the master is too underestimated for me, and let's see how the apprentice can build an empire where the Son of Heaven guards the country, the king dies, never reconciles, and never pays tribute!" ”
Zhang Xiu looked at the confident agarwood, and couldn't help but sigh: "It is worthy of the apprentice I taught, then you go first, as my founding disciple, I can let you keep the memory of the first life!" ”
After that, Zhang Xiu's right hand was a little, and a little golden light did not enter the eyebrows of agarwood.
Agarwood's expression changed from conceited, the next second to horror, then to despair, and finally to sluggishness, and it didn't take a second in total.
Seeing this, Yang Jian looked at Zhang Xiu with some concern: "Where did you send him?" ”
Zhang Xiu smiled very kindly: "Oh, I replaced him with the king of Xinglou before he set himself on fire." ”
Yang Jian: "@#¥%¥#@......"
He replaced himself with the situation of the king at that time, and gradually changed to the same dull expression as Agarwood.
Facing the layout of the four great saints, countless Great Luo Jin Immortals besieged it, just think about it...... This is outrageous!!
After a while, Yang Jian's expression was complicated, and he said with some trepidation: "What is my first life like?" ”
Zhang Xiudao: "You are much simpler than the situation he is facing, there are no demons and monsters in the world you are reincarnated, you are just an ordinary emperor." ”
When Yang Jian heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
After he calmed down, he said to Zhang Xiu with a calm face: "Let's start." ”
Zhang Xiu showed two rows of big white teeth, and a little golden light disappeared into the center of his eyebrows.
Afterwards, Yang Jian found himself wearing a dragon robe, his neck hanging from a tree with a crooked neck, and his hands were dancing and kicking in the air.
After receiving the memory of his first life, Yang Jian scolded without blinking his eyes before he died!
Made, Zhang Xiu, you calculate me!!
The gods and Buddhas who were rescued by Zhang Xiu all entered the six realms of reincarnation in the three thousand small worlds. In the end, the number of people who passed the first round was less than 1/10,000 of the total.
The four Bodhisattvas who were rescued by Zhang Xiu all passed the test, and the four of them opened their eyes at the same time with expressionless faces.
Along with them opened their eyes, there was a smiling Xia'er.
King Jizo Bodhisattva recited a Buddha horn and congratulated several other Bodhisattvas: "Several masters have profound merits and have survived the calamity safely, which is gratifying." ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled, and then said to Xia'er with an appreciative face: "The Seventh Princess has a firm heart, which is gratifying." ”
Xia Er smiled modestly: "I don't dare to be a bodhisattva to praise me like this, I deserve it." In samsara, I just used my insignificant cooking skills to unify the dark culinary world, and by the way, I also ruled that world, which is far less than the great wisdom of a few bodhisattvas. ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "......"
Ruling the world with cooking skills, you are no longer great wisdom, but against the sky!!
And throwing Xia'er into the culinary world to practice her cooking skills is selfish in itself, right?!
When Guanyin Bodhisattva's heart was full of grooves, King Jizo sighed with a sigh on his face and said, "In the world where I was reincarnated, I became an amorous man named Hong Shixian, alas, ......"
As he spoke, the Jizo King Bodhisattva sighed, and even called out his sins, looking unwilling to say anything more.
Manjushri made a Buddhist bow to the King of Jizo with a tangled expression, looking empathetic.
It's not because he takes care of the face of the Jizo King Bodhisattva and wants to make the Jizo King Bodhisattva get by, but because of his identity as the first reincarnation, his name is Ellie!
It's just that everyone present didn't notice it, and the expression of Fuxian Bodhisattva, who was bowing his head on the side, was also a little tense, because the name of his first life was called Pinru......
At the same time, Agarwood and Yang Jian also opened their eyes one after another and spent their second life.
Yang Jian looked at the agarwood in front of him, a little distracted, silent for a while, and said, "Thank you for your hard work." ”
In his second life, he became an agarwood who went through hardships in order to split the mountain to save his mother, and worshipped Sun Wukong as his teacher......
Agarwood looked sad, relieved for a long time, and then said painfully: "It's a little bitter, uncle, you don't know, my second life has just included all the named female actors into the harem, and at least half of the beauties in the world have not been accepted by me!" ”
Yang Jian took a deep breath and silently picked up the three-pointed two-edged knife on the side......
The Buddha, the Jade Emperor and Zhang Xiu stood above the courtyard, taking in the performances of a bunch of gods and Buddhas, and the Jade Emperor shook his head slightly after looking at it for a long time, and sighed: "There are only three thousand people available, how can this fight against the heavenly demons......"
Zhang Xiu comforted: "Father-in-law, as the saying goes, there are not many Taoist soldiers, but they are fine, if these three thousand gods and Buddhas are all given to me, ......"
The Jade Emperor said expectantly, "What can you do?" ”
Zhang Xiu's eyes lit up and said: "Even if you go to the construction site to move bricks, it's a lot of money a month!" ”
Jade Emperor: "@#¥%¥#@......"
I'm going to ask you more!!
(End of chapter)