Smile and Smile (Chronicle of Otherworldly Drifting)
My name is Xiaoxiao,
That's how my name came from, I have a son, a daughter, they are twins, when I gave birth to a son, I laughed, and when I gave birth to a daughter, I laughed again.
So, my name is Xiaoxiao.
Are you convinced? I'm kidding you.
But my children were convinced of it, and they always asked me to tell the story of my name, and over and over again, and I finally got tired of it, and I told them that I was crying.
They immediately cried, and you see, children are so sensitive.
But I won't change my word, because they took my favorite little floral dress for Jenny to wear.
Jenny, is the name of the curly dog in our house.
They are angels, and more often than not, demons.
When you're tired and just want to get a good night's sleep on the soft bed, you'll find that these two bunnies are unusually energetic and take over your bed, pestering you to play all kinds of childish games, such as rock-paper-scissors.
When they finally fall down on the big bed and sleep like pigs, you can't help but go crazy, where did the dirty clothes like a mountain come out in front of you!
Speaking of these two babies, I can't help but think of the baby's father, well, that time I was drugged, so I insulted a man, and it felt good.
If you ask how it feels, he's in pretty good shape.
Later, I learned that he is a dragon, and you may ask, how do you ...... one of you, one dragon?
Of course, I've become a dragon, and it's very cool.
Are you convinced? I lied to you again.
The fact is that he will be a dragon and a human for a while, and I will be treated as food and an animal for a while, which is so exciting, and I still have palpitations when I think about it now, so I never think about it, and if you continue to ask, I will have to close the door and let the dragon go.
Later, we got better, and I often stood on his head with my two children in my arms to visit the treasury of various countries, especially the Queen's private jewelry box, which was my favorite.
He was an upright dragon, and he would sometimes fly halfway to pick up my robbery, and I would drop my two children out of the air in protest.
After the children could fly, this trick did not work, and when the people saw that the evil dragon was no longer a disaster to the world, they saw me standing on the dragon's head clearly, and said that I was a warrior who conquered the evil dragon, and called me a dragon rider.
He was not happy with this, and every time people shouted, "Rider of the Dragons, he went crazy."
So, I changed to Dragon Knight, and he said he was satisfied.
After living together, as a professional housewife, I said that Yali was very big, and I asked them not to appear in human form, so that they didn't have to do laundry, and they chose to ignore me collectively.
I decided to make braised dragon meat tonight.
PS: Because the previous article felt that it was not well written, I rewrote this, in the style of cold jokes.
If you like the wonderful other world, you might as well go and see it, the author writes very interestingly.
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