In the game, Qiya and Asura, because of the two evil male and female double flying pills, this pair of bad men and women who don't like each other must maintain physical contact at all times for a month.

In a relaxed and cheerful atmosphere, the two of them had several friendly consultations, and after Asura impatiently pulled out the Sword of Judgment, Qiye finally gave in and finally finalized it, keeping the two of them hooking their little fingers together, which was the smallest physical contact that did not violate the rules of the game.

On the first night of the agreement, the first confrontation between a perverted woman and a cold man.

Qiye held Asura with one hand, covered his face with the other hand, and showed a big slit between his index and middle fingers very arrogantly, blinking his big eyes, and said very insincerely: "I'm also a lady, please don't change clothes directly in front of me." ”

Asura untied the heavy armor on his waist with one hand, threw it to the ground with a thud, squinted his eyes and swept Qiye's chest twice, and said coldly: "This is also called a woman?" ”

Qi Ye followed his line of sight, proudly straightened his chest, and shouted confidently: "What do you see, haven't you seen Mount Everest?!" ”

At noon the next day, while having dinner together, His Majesty the cold Emperor ignored the maid's SOS signal.

"I'm not left-handed!" Qiye held the chopsticks in his left hand and waved it vigorously, his face was full of anger, why should I hook up with you with my right hand?!

"Me neither." Asura calmly blocked her, tilted his head to see her angry, finally picked up a chopstick dish, half of it fell in the middle, and when it was brought to his mouth, the other half also fell, and suddenly he was a little unbearable, and said slowly: "Okay, as a gentleman, I'll serve you." ”

Qi Ye was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't believe that the stone in this pit would suddenly turn, and then he was ecstatic, he agreed, he agreed to change hands!

Qiye immediately put down his chopsticks, and then used his left hand to hold Asura's right hand, but it fell into the air, and Asura's right hand was raised high: "Waiter, get a spoon for this lady." ”

The trouble of eating and drinking, Qi Ye, Qi Ye, what did you do to hurt the heavens and reason, God wants to torture you like this.

Qiye bit her lower lip and pleaded with Asura, who was staring straight at her, "Can you please turn around?" ”

Asura was unmoved, pinched her nose, and replied to her angrily: "Don't, you don't blink your eyes when anyone makes it convenient for me." ”

Qi Ye was angry: "How do I know that you want to be convenient, how do I know, didn't you say that you want to change your clothes?" Who's going to strip naked to make it convenient, you pervert. ”

Asura was also impatient: "Isn't it okay for me to suddenly think about convenience when I change clothes?" Do you pull it or not, don't pull it away. ”

Qi Ye broke the jar and broke it, and took off his belt, NND, you have to see, my aunt and grandmother will let you see enough, and suddenly feel that I am very great, at this moment, Qi Ye was possessed by countless brave and righteous warriors at the same time, she is Xiang Yu, she is Liu Bang, uh, no, these two buddies will fight.

She couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar, and sang loudly: "Asura, marry a wife, wedding night, Wangzai's little steamed bun ......"

While singing, I reached for my pants, no, it's the right hand, the right hand too, uh, when did that bastard go offline.

After finishing the night, he patted his ass and prepared to leave, taking advantage of the bastard's absence, he walked around, maybe there was a lot of gold and handsome Kaizi holding a lot of silver and begging him to slap his face.

Damn, why do the zombies left behind after this bastard go offline keep following him?!

Qiye cursed the damn system again, and looked back at the zombies, his face was ruddy, and his face was like a perfect Greek god, and it seemed a pity not to use it.

Asura slept for a while, refreshed, as soon as he went online, he felt that his hands and feet were extremely awkward, and his body was cold, and he looked at it, he was naked, and his white ass was exposed, and only a leaf called Adam was worn in the key part of the front.

The whole person's hands and feet were twisted, hanging on a steel pipe, and the only empty left hand was led by the damn woman, who was still holding a broken bowl in her hand, which contained a lot of silver, and she didn't notice that he was online, and was shouting: "Don't miss it when you pass by, super good pole dancer." ”

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