Chapter 5 Tentacle Wu Dalang

Wu Dalang?!

Chu Fengze was stunned for a moment.

It seems that he is an outrageous person attracted by his mysterious house... Chu Fengze was a little confused.

After knowing that it was Wu Dalang.

Chu Fengze gestured to Sadako, who was hiding in the corner, and asked her to hide it.

Until now, Chu Xunze didn't know what kind of scene it would be if these outrageous characters attracted by his system met.

Chu Fengze turned around and suddenly opened the door of the Mysterious House.

In a flash.

A vigorous green glow came from outside the door, and the shining Chu Fengze's eyes were a little unable to open.

When Chu Fengze opened his eyes, he found that Wu Dalang had long been absent from the door.

"Xiao Er, bring me two taels of turbid wine and three catties of sauce beef."

Suddenly.

Wu Dalang's depressed voice came from behind Chu Fengze, which sounded very depressed.

Chu Fengze turned around and found that Wu Dalang was already naturally sitting at the mahogany table where he had bled Miss Sadako just now.

Wu Dalang in the forbidden world was dressed in rags, short and thin, with a gray face, very depressed.

And what attracted Chu Fengze the most was the dazzling green hat on Wu Dalang's head.

Chu Fengze: ???

Wu Dalang's green hat is substantialized?

As if sensing the doubts in Chu Fengze's heart, the cold prompt sound of the system sounded in his ears again.

【Ding! Due to the influence of the laws of the forbidden world, the celebrities who need to be healed have undergone some unpredictable and strange changes, please be cautious of the host]

Listening to the prompt sound, Chu Fengze looked at the dazzling green green hat on Wu Dalang's head with some sympathy.

What weird changes are not good, why did there appear a green hat that made him panic...

Chu Fengze came back to his senses and quietly looked at Wu Dalang who was sitting at the table.

"Da Lang, I'm not a restaurant, there is no turbid wine and no sauce beef."

That's when it happened.

Wu Dalang's information light curtain appeared in front of him.

Buzz –

[Patient: Wu Dalang]

[Source: Folk Tales]

【Strange Realm: Calamity 3rd Order】

[Danger: You need to be careful, this is a green bomb that can explode at any time]

[Introduction]: Love is a light, so green that you panic. Wu Dalang, one of the well-known celebrities, was poisoned by the slut Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing when he was seriously ill, and the most annoying words were: Da Lang, drink the medicine......

[Treatment Progress: 0%]

Looking at the information light curtain in front of him, the corners of Chu Fengze's mouth twitched.

Unexpectedly, such a short and thin Wu Dalang appeared in the forbidden world, and he also had the strength of the third order of disaster.

Although the third order of calamity is not strong in this forbidden world.

But for Chu Zhengze, it is still strong.

Mahogany tableside.

After hearing Chu Zhengze say that there was no turbid wine and sauced beef, Wu Dalang's eyes widened, and a slippery grotesque tentacle actually snorted out of his back and directly strangled Chu Zhengze's neck!

Chu Zhengze was instantly lifted up by the sudden tentacles behind Wu Dalang, and his face gradually turned red.

【Chu Attack Ze Life-1】

【Chu Attack Ze Life-2】

in the corner.

Sadako, who was wearing a little red flower and a double ponytail, saw that the "good doctor" Chu Fengze was in danger, and immediately wanted to rush up to help him.

But she stopped.

Because, she saw Chu Fengze was using gestures to stop her.

Mahogany tableside.

Wu Dalang, who was short and thin, stood up suddenly, his face was hideous, and the slippery and grotesque tentacle behind his back shrank slightly.

【Chu Attack Ze Life-1】

【Chu Attack Ze Life-2】

"Little Er, I'm in a very bad mood..."

Wu Dalang said angrily, the dazzling green green hat on his head flashed with a strong light.

And Chu Fengze, who was strangled and lifted up by that grotesque tentacle, was in danger, but he still looked calm.

Chu Fengze said lightly:

"Da Lang, although I am not a restaurant, I can also provide you with some food."

Whew-

The next moment.

Wu Dalang, who was wearing a green hat on his head, got a satisfactory answer from himself, and then took back the slippery grotesque tentacles behind him.

Wu Dalang glanced at Chu Zhengze coldly, and the grotesque tentacles behind him kept dripping viscous liquid.

"Count yourself as a junior, go and prepare."

Chu Fengze, who was put down by the tentacles, nodded calmly, turned around and walked into the small kitchen in the mysterious house.

While walking.

The cold sweat on Chu Fengze's head only appeared slightly.

Don't look at the unflustered look he had just now, in fact, he had been constantly greeting the eighteenth generation of Wu Dalang's ancestors in the forbidden world in his heart.

Wu Dalang in the forbidden world, is he so fierce?!

Chu Zhengze rubbed his neck that was strangled by Wu Dalang's strange tentacles just now, and he turned a little red.

I didn't expect Wu Dalang to have some similarities with those mysteries in the forbidden world... Chu Fengze thought to himself.

In this forbidden world, it is common to release grotesque tentacles to attack and restrain opponents.

Just as Chu Fengze walked into the small kitchen, Sadako, who was pinned with a little red flower and a double ponytail, trotted to his side.

"Lao Gong, do you want the old lady to swallow that cuckold monster in one bite?"

Sadako, who was wearing a double ponytail, said through some gritted teeth.

Lao Gong is the only doctor who can heal her, and she must not let the cuckold monster who came out of nowhere strangle her.

Seeing Sadako, Chu Fengze's heart warmed slightly.

Although Sadako saved herself for the sake of her own interests, Chu Fengze still felt a little warm.

Chu Fengze shook his head, "I'll observe him first, and I'll call you when I need to." ”

Although Sadako was a little puzzled, she still chose to respect Chu Fengze's choice.

After Sadako left, Chu Raider silently took out the three wisps of Sadako's resentment that emitted a glowing green light in his pocket.

If Sadako hadn't been there just now, then Chu Fengze would have strangled Wu Dalang with a grudge that contained part of Sadako's resentment.

Sadako is a fifth-order monster of the calamity, much stronger than Wu Dalang.

Even if it is a grievance that contains part of Sadako's resentment, it is enough for Wu Dalang to drink two pots.

Chu Fengze shook his head and stuffed the three strands of Sadako resentment back into his pocket.

Let's think about how to cure this irritable patient Wu Dalang first.

At this time, the system beep sounded again.

【Ding! Trigger the task of Cuckold Wu Dalang: calm Wu Dalang and make him trust you]

[Reward for mission completion: XP +300, Strength +4, Intelligence +2, Special Reward ×1]

Call...

Chu Zhengze took a deep breath.

This Wu Dalang doesn't look like it's easy to fool.

......

Half an hour later.

Chu Fengze walked out of the kitchen with several plates covered with lids in his hands, and placed the plates on the mahogany table in front of Wu Dalang.

Chu Fengze calmly looked at the short Wu Dalang.

"Da Lang, it's time to eat."

[Wu Dalang's rage +1]

【Wu Dalang's rage +2】

These words poked Wu Dalang's pain point.

When he saw that the tentacles behind Wu Dalang were a little irritable, Chu Fengze stopped and walked away in time.

Wu Dalang's head was bruised.

He hates the words of the "Da Lang, it's time for xx" format the most.

Wu Dalang took a breath and used the grotesque tentacles behind his back to lift several plates with lids, ready to enjoy the feast.

Brush –

At the moment when Wu Dalang lifted the lid.

A green light that was no less than the green hat on his head shone from the plate.

Wu Dalang stared blankly at the green dish in front of him.

"Stir-fried green beans with green peppers, boiled greens, pea and coriander soup, spinach leaves..."

In the eye, a piece of green.

In an instant.

The tentacles behind Wu Dalang exploded violently, and the aura of the third order of disaster swept out unscrupulously in the mysterious house, dripping with viscous liquid.

Wu Dalang roared angrily:

"Xiao Er, do you want to make it clear that I am green?!"

The lights flickered on and off, and the atmosphere of terror permeated the air.

Bang Bang –

Chu Fengze, who had changed into a white coat, walked in front of Wu Dalang with a calm expression, not afraid at all.

"Da Lang, you're sick."

The short Wu Dalang had a hideous face, and the weird and grotesque tentacles slapped fiercely towards Chu Fengze!

"I'm not sick!!" Wu Dalang roared.

Looking at Wu Dalang, who was already crazy, Chu Fengze shouted lightly:

"Xiao Zhenzhen, let's teach this disobedient patient a lesson."

As soon as the words fell.

A ghost in white floated by.

"Old Gong, old lady is coming!"

The white-clothed Sadako instantly appeared in front of Chu Fengze, and the double ponytail with a little red flower danced out like a black snake in an instant, knocking Wu Dalang's tentacles away.

Followed by.

Sadako manipulated her black and silky black hair, tied Wu Dalang like a black snake, and slammed him up and down.

Boom –

Boom ——!

Wu Dalang did not have the slightest ability to resist.

Seeing that Wu Dalang was about to foam at the mouth, Chu Fengze, who was wearing a white coat, raised his hand.

"Xiao Zhenzhen, it's okay."

Hearing Chu Fengze's order, Sadako immediately obediently withdrew the soft black hair tied to Wu Dalang's body.

Inadvertently.

A large strand of Sadako's black hair fell to the ground.

Chu Raider: "......"

Chu Fengze, who was wearing a white coat, pretended to be casual and stepped on the soles of his feet with a large strand of black hair that had fallen.

Not far away.

Wu Dalang, who was about to foam at the mouth, gradually came to his senses, and looked at the sadako beside Chu Fengze with a frightened expression, and his face was scattered.

"You... You're a fifth-order female ghost of Calamity! ”

Heard Wu Dalang's words.

Sadako, who was pinned to a little red flower and tied a double ponytail, folded her hands on her waist angrily, like an angry little girlfriend and said:

"Mother, I'm - don't worry about dandruff and oily hair, okay?"

As she spoke, Sadako proudly stroked her waist-length black hair with her pale hand.

Faintly, strands of hair were falling.

The corners of Chu Fengze's eyes jumped wildly, and he hurriedly stepped on the black hair that fell with his foot.

If Sadako, who loves her heart, knows that she is using a shampoo for bald heads, it is estimated that she will turn against herself and kill herself with Wu Dalang in minutes.

"Huh?"

Sadako, who stroked the black-haired one, said in a puzzled voice, "How do you feel... The old lady's hair is getting less and less..."

"Ahem...," Chu Fengze coughed.

He hurriedly found a reason to pull Sadako away.

If she didn't have to hide it if she continued to fight, Sadako soon found out that she had lost her hair severely.

Chu Fengze, who had broken away from Sadako, took a deep breath, and a drop of cold sweat dripped down his face.

It almost got exposed.

Suddenly, Sadako's voice, which had been branched out, came from far away from the corner.

"Lao Gong, if this cuckold monster dares to mistreat you, call the old lady at any time~"

Hearing Sadako's voice, Chu Fengze, who was wearing a white coat, turned around confidently and looked at the sluggish Wu Dalang.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Chu Fengze, and I am the only doctor in this mysterious house, you can also call me... Chu attacked Ze. ”

Wu Dalang: "......"

Listening to your words is like listening to your words.

In fact, Chu Fengze wanted to say, "You can also call me Lao Gong"

But when he thought of the picture of Wu Dalang with tentacles growing behind him shouting his old skills, Chu Zhengze still changed his words in time.

Da Mei, I'm a normal man.

Chu Fengze's gaze was locked on Wu Dalang's body again, and he said in a calm voice:

"Da Lang, you're really sick."

The next moment, the system's prompt sounded.

【Ding! Detected that Wu Dalang has kidney deficiency】

【Ding! Detected that Wu Dalang has a love brain】

【Ding! Detection that Wu Dalang has poison-resistant weak chicken disease】

【Ding! Detected that Wu Dalang has short leg syndrome】

The system beeps keep ringing in my ears.

Chu Fengze raised his eyebrows in surprise slightly.

Boy.

This Wu Dalang is simply a pathogen.

Chu Fengze, who was wearing a white coat, rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Boom, Boom, it's time to heal..."