Chapter 6 Dichlorvos with straws, very reasonable, right?

House of Mystery.

The dim light flickered on and on.

Wu Dalang, who collapsed to the ground, looked at the human in a white coat in front of him in a daze, and felt a sense of confusion and shock in his heart.

The female ghost of the fifth order of the disaster just now actually called this human... Husband!

Hiss –

Wu Dalang gasped.

This guy is more ruthless than Xu Xian of the Sun Snake...

【Wu Dalang's Fear +1】

【Wu Dalang Worship +3】

Directly opposite.

Chu Zhengze's ears sounded with a burst of system prompts.

Fear? Adore?

Chu Fengze frowned, and attributed the reason to Wu Dalang's fear of Sadako.

Bang Bang –

Chu Fengze walked in front of Wu Dalang, wearing a white coat, he looked calm and a little scary.

"Da Lang, you are really sick, very sick."

Chu Fengze said calmly with his hands in his pockets.

Although Wu Dalang, who collapsed on the ground, didn't believe that he was sick, Wu Dalang was forced by Sadako's obscenity and nodded stupidly.

"Yes, I'm sick."

Chu Fengze smiled slightly, squatted down, and his eyes were locked on the green green hat on Wu Dalang's head.

Ding——!

【Monster: Cuckold】

[Quality: White Normal]

[Danger level: May make the wearer change to sudden hypertension]

[Introduction: If you want to live a decent life, how can you not add some green. It's a very green, very green green cuckold that serves no purpose other than humiliating people......]

Looking at the information light curtain of the green hat in front of him, Chu Fengze said calmly:

"Dalang, I have a way to help you get rid of this green hat on your head."

Wu Dalang's temperament can't be without a reason, and the problem is likely to be with this green hat.

If you are a normal person, you will not feel good with a substantiated green hat every day.

Really.

After hearing Chu Fengze say that he could help him get rid of this green hat, Wu Dalang instantly stood up and looked at him with bright eyes.

"You... Can you really help me get rid of this annoying materialized cuckold? ”

Hearing Wu Dalang's question, Chu Fengze sneered.

Chu Fengze said confidently:

"I am the best mystery doctor within a hundred miles, and the praise rate of strange patients in the past two years has always been 100 percent."

Well...

Within two years, there was a Sadako, and the praise rate was 100 percent, right?

Wu Dalang clenched his fists excitedly, looking at the dazzling green green hat above his head with a happy expression.

"Doctor! Please help me! ”

Ding——

[Congratulations on completing the trust mission of the green hat Wu Dalang, the reward for completing the task: experience +300, strength +4, intelligence +2, special reward ×1]

[Special Reward - Slug Centipede Flavored Kidney Treasure Tablet]

The next moment.

The white coat that Chu Fengze was wearing fluttered slightly, and a faint breath came out of his body.

Chu Raid Ze's Strange Realm... We've reached the first level of disaster!

In this weird and rampant forbidden world, weirdness is also hierarchical.

And this rank is collectively called [Strange Realm]

The early stage of the realm is roughly divided into:

[Disaster]—[Calamity]—[Plague]

Chu Fengze nodded thoughtfully.

It seems that it was the experience rewarded by the quest that allowed him to trigger the condition to break through the Realm.

Meanwhile.

Chu Fengze's pocket containing Sadako's three strands of resentment bulged slightly, and a small medicine bottle with a skull appeared in his pocket.

【Slug centipede flavor kidney treasure tablets】

Chu Fengze's eyes lit up slightly.

It's really timely.

"Ahem..."Chu Zhengze coughed slightly.

He pointed to the mahogany table and said in a deep voice:

"Da Lang, you can sit down first."

Wu Dalang immediately nodded obediently, sat down next to the mahogany table, and quietly waited for Chu Fengze's diagnosis and treatment.

Chu Fengze, who was wearing a white coat, strode directly opposite Wu Dalang, and pretended to take the pulse of Wu Dalang.

Suddenly.

Chu Fengze frowned.

Seeing this scene, Wu Dalang suddenly swallowed in fear with a grunt.

The doctor frowned, and the patient had ten years less life.

"Doctor Chu... How am I doing? ”

Chu Fengze sighed and looked at Wu Dalang seriously.

"Da Lang, you are suffering from [kidney deficiency, love brain, poison-resistant weak chicken disease and the most fatal short leg syndrome]!"

Wu Dalang: (,,#゚Д゚)!!

Wu Dalang looked at Chu Fengze in horror and confusion, and said hesitantly:

"Doctor Chu, I can understand kidney deficiency and short leg syndrome, but what is this love brain and poison resistant weak chicken disease......

Chu Fengze smiled slightly.

Not to mention Wu Dalang, even the doctor Chu Zhengze himself doesn't know what this thing is.

Chu Fengze's expression became a little serious.

"Da Lang, we have to treat them one by one, take our time, so that we can eradicate this green hat on your head."

Although the green hat on Wu Dalang's head was just a white ordinary quality trick, it was unexpectedly unable to pull it off with brute force.

It seems that it is a knot in the heart.

If you want to solve the knot of Wu Dalang's green hat, you need to prescribe the right medicine.

Wu Dalang looked nervously at Chu Fengze, who was wearing a white coat, and was a little uncertain in his heart.

What did he think, the doctor in front of him in a white coat and smiling like a villain from time to time didn't look like a good doctor......

Chu Fengze glanced at the short Wu Dalang, and casually took out the [Slug Centipede Flavored Kidney Treasure Tablets] with a skull in the bottle in his pocket.

Moment.

Chu Fengze's voice became impassioned.

"Dalang! It's time to take your pills! ”

Wu Dalang: ???

【Wu Dalang's Rage +1】

[Wu Dalang's rage +3]

This familiar word poked at his pain point again.

Whew-

The angry Wu Dalang blew out a slippery grotesque tentacle behind his back, and he was about to shoot towards Chu Fengze!

Chu Fengze looked at Wu Dalang, who had lost his mind, and shouted in a calm tone:

"Little Zhenzhen."

Brush –

In an instant.

Sadako in white appeared in front of him with her hair draped, and she didn't forget to shake her supple and beautiful double ponytail.

"Old lady is coming!"

Smack——!

Sadako, who was of the fifth order of the disaster, instantly knocked out Wu Dalang, who had lost his mind, without any effort.

Chu Fengze, who was wearing a white coat, held the kidney treasure tablet in his hand, and condescendingly walked in front of Wu Dalang, who was shot out.

"Truly... Dalang, it's time to take medicine..."

Chu Zhengze's eyes flashed with a strange light.

And Wu Dalang, who was knocked out, also quickly woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Wu Dalang saw Chu Zhengze smiling and pulling his mouth open, and forcibly stuffed a small medicine bottle into his mouth.

Wu Dalang: !!

【Wu Dalang's Fear +3】

【Wu Dalang's Fear +5】

Wu Dalang resisted desperately, but his body was held down by the double ponytail Sadako with a small red flower beside him.

Sadako, who has a double ponytail, confidently shook her jet-black and beautiful hair, and the temperament of a confident female ghost suddenly emerged.

Faintly, another large strand of black hair fell out.

"I'm going to eat them all..."

Chu Fengze, who was wearing a white coat, smiled strangely, and a huge hammer suddenly appeared in his hand.

Wu Dalang: !!

[Wu Dalang's fear +10]

Take medicine, take medicine, what are you doing with a sledgehammer!!

Chu Fengze was condescending, holding a huge hammer in his hand, squinting his eyes, and secretly aimed at the small pill bottle of Kidney Treasure Pill in Wu Dalang's mouth.

Let's take a note of the fierce medicine.

Whoosh——!

Chu Fengze held the big hammer and slammed it towards Wu Dalang, who was holding a small bottle of kidney treasure tablets!

Wu Dalang: Woo woo woo woo!!

Bang ——!

A violent crash sounded.

Chu Fengze sensed that something was wrong with his hand, so he moved the sledgehammer to find out.

When he saw Wu Dalang foaming at the mouth, Chu Fengze smiled embarrassedly.

"Dude, I'm sorry, I didn't hit it."

I saw—

Wu Dalang, who was pressed to the ground by Sadako, convulsed all over, and the small medicine bottle of Kidney Treasure Tablets in his mouth remained motionless, without the slightest trace of beating.

But bursts of green smoke floated on Wu Dalang's forehead, and a large sunken pit appeared on Wu Dalang's forehead.

Wu Dalang: "Listen to me, thank you..."

Side.

Sadako in white trembled when she saw this scene.

She subconsciously looked at her fingers, which were still a little red and swollen, as if she had thought of some not-so-good memories.

Chu Fengze's face became slightly serious, and he said solemnly:

"Dalang, don't worry, you can't go wrong this time!"

Chu Zhengze took a deep breath.

Raise your hands and hammer down!

Bang –

This time, it worked.

With the help of a huge sledgehammer, the [Slug Centipede Flavored Kidney Treasure Tablets] was hammered into Wu Dalang's mouth with all the bottles and medicines.

Boom –

Wu Dalang's neck swelled.

Seeing this scene, Chu Fengze squinted, and the huge hammer in his hand shone with a strange light.

"It seems... I haven't swallowed it yet. ”

Hearing Chu Fengze's words, Wu Dalang, who was held down by Sadako, came with a force out of nowhere and actually broke free from Sadako's shackles.

"I swallowed it! I swallowed it! ”

Wu Dalang jumped up in fear, beckoning the grotesque and slippery tentacles behind him to hit his neck.

Boom –

Finally, the whole bottle was swallowed.

Chu Fengze nodded with satisfaction, grinning and revealing a line of big white teeth.

"The children can be taught."

Chu Fengze glanced at Wu Dalang's information.

[Treatment Progress: 20%]

Sure enough, this kidney treasure tablet is useful.

After swallowing the whole bottle of Kidney Treasure Tablets, Wu Dalang smashed his mouth and muttered:

"This kidney treasure tablet is quite delicious."

Chu Raider: "......"

Not for a while.

It can be seen with the naked eye, the dazzling green hat on Wu Dalang's head is a little dim, and it is not so dazzling.

Not only Chu Zhengze noticed this change, but Wu Dalang also felt this change for the first time.

Wu Dalang, who was short and thin, looked at the obviously dull green hat on his head in surprise, and his body trembled excitedly.

Then.

Chu Fengze, who was wearing a white coat, walked in front of him.

"Doctor Ben never lies, he said that he would help you remove this green hat, and he would definitely help you remove it, but the process may be a little difficult..."

"Nope! No! Wu Dalang shook his head excitedly, and the grotesque and slippery tentacles behind him shook around excitedly.

Wu Dalang stared at Chu Zhengze with bright eyes.

"Doctor Chu, I misunderstood you, as long as you can remove my green hat and let me do anything!"

Chu Fengze grinned, "Okay." ”

He turned around and said leisurely:

"Wu Dalang, in the folk tale, when he was seriously ill, he was fed arsenic by the slut Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing. Frost kills, you're very sick. ”

Wu Dalang's short body trembled, and anger surged into his heart.

Chu Fengze's voice continued: "The problem of kidney deficiency has been solved, and now I want to cure your poison-resistant weak chicken." ”

"If your poison resistance was high, you wouldn't have been treated with arsenic. Frost poisoned. ”

Brush –

Chu Fengze rummaged through the cabinets and threw over a few bottles of small things, and said calmly:

"Dalang, it's time to drink the medicine."

Wu Dalang looked at the bottles of potion in front of him in a daze, and swallowed his saliva with a grunt.

【Weird Exclusive Dichlorvos】

[Crane top red version of arsenic. Frost】

[The most toxic pesticide in history]

Not far away.

Chu Fengze, who was wearing a white coat, continued:

"In order to improve your poison resistance and prevent you from being poisoned again in the future, I have specially prepared these small drinks for you to fight poison with poison."

Suddenly.

Chu Zhengze seemed to remember something and patted his head.

"Damn, forget about that."

Chu Fengze rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find it again.

Long.

Chu Fengze elegantly handed over an item to Wu Dalang, who was stunned.

This is... A straw.

Dichlorvos with straws, it makes sense, right?

Wu Dalang: ??!!!