I asked him, "How long do you think you can last in this place?"

The uncle sighed: "Then it depends on whether Master Cui likes to be clean or not."

"If he doesn't love cleanliness, this place won't last long."

Then the uncle looked at me, "You thought of it?"

I hummed, "I probably did a few things when I got to the village."

"One of the things is to eat with everyone, and the other thing is to worship the ancestors."

"I think it's possible to strengthen the blood tie by worshipping ancestors."

"I'll have to find a way to get to the ancestral hall."

The uncle said, "That's a little hard."

"I'm stuck in this yard now, and I want to get out...... Master Cui may not agree."

I snorted.

Seeing that I was not in a hurry, the uncle asked curiously, "Aren't you in a hurry?"

I sighed, "It's come to this, what's the use of being in a hurry?"

"But...... If your old man is willing to help me, maybe I will have a chance to live."

Uncle looked at me vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

I laughed, "Actually, I've always had the feeling that you're different from the rest of the village."

"Other people are polite to me, but that politeness feels a little distant."

"You're different, you seem to know me well, like a real relative."

The uncle immediately said, "Don't set me up."

"Do you want to make *** something dangerous? Before you do it, give me a set of clothes, and contact the feelings."

I laughed.

I said to him, "Just say I'm right."

The uncle said, "You have to say that you are wrong, and it is not entirely wrong. You're right, and you're right."

I was speechless and said, "Is that right or wrong?"

The uncle sighed: "Let me tell you this, in fact, my relationship with your family is the closest in the village."

"I'm a lot older than your father, and I almost grew up watching him."

"When there are more people in the village, they will be separated from each other, and our two families are the closest."

"After you disappeared, I really wanted the stars and the moon, and I was the one who wanted you back."

"As for the other bastards, they've been wondering if they can give up your stuff."

I smiled, "I knew that Uncle must be a man of affection."

The uncle waved his hand: "Don't put a high hat on me as soon as possible, I know your hat is not easy to wear."

"Why did everyone else go to the underworld and I insisted on hiding in the dung pit and not coming out?"

"For I know that if I come out, there will be no good fruit to eat."

"The people of the underworld found out as soon as they checked, and I am too close to your family."

"Will I still be alive then?"

Before I could be moved, the uncle said directly, "Okay, let's put any fart quickly, what do you want to ***?"

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Uncle: "......"

He muttered, "I knew that I would have thrown you into the mountains to feed the wolves."

I said, "Hurry up and make up your mind."

The uncle said, "Take a fart and pay attention. I'm dead, you're alive? Why?"

"It's really not good, we'll just die together, I don't mind anyway."

Me: "......"

I sighed and said, "Is that okay?"

"I'll stay in the dung pit and deal with him, you sneak out quietly, go to the ancestral hall and find the few sticks of incense on me, just extinguish the incense."

The uncle said, "Then I'm a little dangerous."

"As soon as I go out, what should I do if Master Cui kills me outside?"

Me: "......"

I said to him, "Then what do you say?"

The uncle thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, I will stay in the dung pit and deal with him, and you will go out and extinguish the incense."

I was speechless and said, "Is this necessary?"

"As soon as I go out, won't I be killed by Master Cui? Do I still need you to maneuver?"

"Otherwise, how about you pretend to be me and stay here, and I pretend to be you, and go out to extinguish the incense?"

The uncle said, "No, what if I really deceived Master Cui and he came directly to kill me in the dung pit?"

I said, "Then what are you going to do?"

The uncle said, "I don't want to do anything, I don't want to help you, and I don't want to take risks."

Me: "......"

After a while, the uncle said, "Why don't you speak? You keep trying to figure it out."

I said, "I'm still thinking of a fart, I can't help it."

The uncle looked like he hated iron but not steel: "You kid doesn't open up."

"The price is sky-high, do you understand how to sit on the ground and pay back?"

"The two of us haven't seen each other for so many years, and as soon as we meet, let me risk my life to help you, don't you think it's outrageous?"

"If you really want me to help you, you have to give me some good."

"Do you need me to remind you?"

Me: "......"

He coughed and asked, "What do you want?"

The uncle said, "What do you want to do me any good?"

I scratched my head: "What, I got some yang shou from the underworld last time, I can give it to you."

The uncle pointed to himself, "I'm a ghost. What do I want that thing for?"

I said, "Shall I burn you more paper money?"

The uncle said, "I'm squatting in a dung pit, what do I want so much money for?"

I reluctantly said, "What do you want?"

The uncle said, "My corpse should have been taken to the underworld by the people of the underworld."

"You can find a way to get me back, and then find a way to revive me."

I immediately said, "Yes."

I thought that after I agreed, the uncle would be relieved to help.

Who knew that he looked at me even more suspiciously.