Chapter 1039: You're Finished

I said, "Uncle, you shouldn't be repentant, right?"

The uncle said, "It's not true."

"But transporting corpses from the underworld to the outside is probably more difficult than going to the sky."

"You didn't blink your eyes, and you agreed so quickly, which shows that you have no sincerity at all."

Me: "......"

Good guy, after talking for a long time, I still regretted it.

I patiently said, "I'm going to the Soncemart soon. As long as you win, you can make a request to Yin Si."

"You have such a small body, I guess King Bian Cheng doesn't care, so he casually agreed."

The uncle sighed, "So, what you said outside just now is true? What kind of auditions are you really going to attend?"

I snorted, "It's true."

Uncle was happy: "It's good if it's true."

"Then I'll have a fall."

Then I said, "But if I'm going to die, or I'm killed at the tryout, I won't be able to do anything for you."

The uncle said, "That's for sure, you're all dead, and you're still a fart, and you're dead."

I said, "It's really weird, I'm going to die soon, and if I don't die, at least I'll die for a lifetime."

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"Why aren't you worried at all?"

The uncle said, "I'm worried about a fart, I raised you Laozi, I'm still worried about you? How could I be so unlucky?"

Me: "......"

Okay, this guy, the three of them raised my dad inseparably.

But that's fine, if he cries and cries, and he is reluctant, I don't know what to do.

I said to my uncle, "Then let's talk about it." How are you going to help me?"

The uncle said, "You can find a way to send me out, and I will help you extinguish the incense."

I snorted, "Just send you out for no reason, Master Cui will definitely kill you."

"So we'll have to think of another way."

"In this case, I'll go up first, restrain Master Cui, and attract his attention."

"As for you, you sneak out while he's not looking."

"Arrived at the ancestral hall...... You should be able to recognize that bouquet as my incense, right?"

The uncle said, "I don't have to admit it, just pull out all the incense."

Me: "......"

I said to my uncle, "If you do this, your ancestors and fathers will be unhappy, right?"

The uncle said, "People who have been dead for many years, they have been reincarnated seven or eight times, and they still know a fart."

I counted my thumbs up, "Uncle, open-minded."

Then I got out of the manure pit.

As soon as I got back to the ground, I saw Master Choi fiddling with my body.

I smiled and said, "Brother Cui, you can't find my soul, are you going to take my body out of anger?"

Master Cui turned to look at me, sneered, and said, "Can't find your soul? Isn't your soul in a dunghill?"

"I'm just too dirty to catch you."

I looked at the body, and it was okay, the body was intact.

Master Cui noticed my gaze and said lightly, "Your worry is a bit redundant."

"The flesh is a sign that we in the underworld have not evolved well."

"If you catch a monkey, are you willing to waste your time chopping its tail off?"

"I'm not that boring, I'm too lazy to touch your body."

"I just wanted to force your soul out through your body."

"Now that your soul has come out, so is your body

It's useless."

Then he kicked my body into the corner.

I looked at my body with a little distress.

At the same time, I felt a chill behind me, and a gust of wind blew past.

This should be the uncle.

I breathed a sigh of relief and said to Master Cui, "Let's ...... Practice?"

Master Cui took out the mourning stick: "This time, I have to avenge my eldest brother."

I said, "If you kill me, you won't survive, and King Bian Cheng won't be able to spare you."

I pointed to the village and said, "I can feel that King Bian Cheng attaches great importance to me, are you sure you want to spoil his old man's good deeds?"

Master Cui's face showed hesitation.

But soon he said, "I just want revenge, and I can't care about all this mess, all this mess."

Then, Master Cui rushed towards me.

At this moment, I felt a loosening of my body, as if some shackles had been broken.

I breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that the Han family's bond on me was gone.

At the same time, Master Cui has already come to me.

I leaned sideways, dodged his mourning stick, and punched him in the face.

Master Cui was taken aback.

He never expected that I would suddenly regain my strength.

Now that I'm punching him, it's a sneak attack.

Cui Zhuji was punched by me, screamed, and fell backwards.

And I quickened my pace to catch up, trying to take advantage of the victory.

But I soon found out that I underestimated the strength of Master Cui.

After all, he was in the Jindan realm, and he quickly stabilized his body, and the mourning stick in his hand seemed to weigh tens of millions of catties, and smashed it on my head.

I jumped to the side and dodged.

And the mourning stick smashed on the ground, and a huge crack suddenly appeared in the flat ground.