Chapter 021: Looks like it really will!
"This uncle ran away with Brother Bei with a soft sword just now? Who knows how much this sword weighs? ”
"I have this soft sword of the same style in the hands of my uncle at home, and I remember that the soft sword is more than seven pounds......"
"In other words, Uncle Li is carrying seven pounds to compete with Brother Bei, and Brother Bei has lost!"
"Your uncle is really your uncle!"
"Brother Bei doesn't even dare to bring his mobile phone when he exercises, but look at the uncle, he directly carries a soft sword! The gap between the two widened in an instant! ”
“……”
Not only did the audience feel incredible, but even Ning Bei looked at the soft sword in Uncle Li's hand with an incredulous expression.
"Uncle Li, you still have a sword with you!"
Uncle Li smiled happily: "I like to practice swordsmanship when I have nothing to do." ”
"How much does your sword weigh?"
Uncle Li smiled, and then handed the soft sword in his hand to Ning Bei.
As soon as the sword was in his hand and felt its weight, Ning Bei couldn't help but let out a sigh: "This must be seven or eight catties!" ”
"This is specially made by someone I found, eight pounds. But it didn't open the blade, it was just to strengthen the body. ”
Ning Bei returned the sword to the uncle, and said with emotion: "Uncle, your body is awesome!" Not to mention other uncles, even a young man of my age may not be able to compare to you! ”
Ordinary young men in their twenties, if they have not exercised much, may not be able to run 20 kilometers in one go.
If you don't believe me, you can try it.
"The old man usually likes to exercise, and he also likes to practice swordsmanship."
Speaking of this, Uncle Li glanced at Ning Bei, although he was still smiling, his tone became serious.
"Young man, do you want to learn a swordsmanship? I can teach you. ”
Ning Bei was stunned.
He didn't expect the uncle to ask like this.
If he traveled back to ancient times, and there was such an old man who asked him if he wanted to learn swordsmanship, then he would definitely nod his head wildly.
Aren't all the adventures in the novel written like this!
The protagonist meets an old man, and the old man likes the talent of the protagonist and wants to take him as an apprentice.
The old man looks unremarkable, but in fact he is a world-famous master, and he lives in seclusion in the mountains and forests because he is tired of killing.
If it is placed in normal times, Ning Bei definitely does not believe the content in the novel.
He is a five-good boy who has received nine years of compulsory education, how can a fictional novel pit him!
But since he had a system and knew that he was going to cross, Ningbei also had the concept of doubting the content in the novel.
Ning Bei also knew that some martial arts had indeed been circulated in ancient times, and those generals who led the eight directions would not be able to convince the public if they did not have some real kung fu!
After all, in ancient times, there were no hot weapons, and cold weapons were king.
If you want to become a generation of chivalrous guests, you also rely on real skills.
But he didn't think that Uncle Li in front of him would know these martial arts.
What Tai Chi and Baguazhang that modern people learn is just to strengthen their bodies.
Especially the swordsmanship, ignoring the essence of the beginning, only good-looking.
Ancient kung fu is a killing technique, how can it be as chic as you imagined?
Not to mention anything else, those swordsmen who have been walking in the desert for several months, without taking a bath for such a long time, have to have a layer of oil in their hair, and their whole body is covered with sand and sludge, and they smell fishy when they are far away.
Who would like a normal woman like this?
To put it bluntly, novels written in modern times also over-glorify the ancient chivalrous people.
After all, you can't travel back, no one can debunk you how you want to write.
You say that ancient chivalrous people were not like this? Please show me the proof!
Actually, if he could, Ning Bei really wanted to learn a swordsmanship.
What young man has never had a happy grudge and a chic and free dream!
It's just that the rivers and lakes are far from being as good as imagined.
And Ning Bei didn't say that modern martial arts are not good, and it's good to practice these boxing techniques more, at least you can get a good physique.
Look at the old man in front of you, it is estimated that he must be fifty or sixty years old, and he can run faster than a young man like him!
It's really not okay to be unconvinced!
Seeing that the uncle said that he wanted to teach Ningbei a swordsmanship, the audience was silent for a moment, and they all sent out barrages.
"This uncle is the legendary hermit master!"
"Uncle looks like a fairy wind bone, and his body is amazing! If I hadn't been educated, I might have believed it. ”
"One believes that he can cross, and the other thinks he has real martial arts, why didn't these two meet earlier?"
"I can also teach you, I'm afraid that this uncle has just come back from ancient times? Hahaha......"
"This is the modern Wolong and Phoenix Chick! No, I'll have to laugh first. ”
"Don't be weird, your uncle can run twenty kilometers in an hour and a half, can you?"
"Yes, yes, yes, what qualifications does a guy who runs two steps and gasps for two steps have to laugh at other people's uncles?"
"At least that Lao Tzu won't be whimsical, you see these two people, especially the anchor, are about to become neurotic."
“……”
Soon, the audience in the live broadcast room was polarized.
Half began to mock Ning Bei's whimsy again, and Uncle Li was bragging.
And the other half of the audience was scolding them the whole time.
It looks more or less harmonious......
Seeing that he couldn't control the public opinion in the live broadcast room, Ning Bei hurriedly said: "Uncle Li, the swordsmanship you said should be available on the Internet, just look at it on the Internet when I go back." ”
"If there's nothing to do, I'll go back first."
It's half past nine, and today's workout task has been overfulfilled.
It's time to go back.
However, before Ning Bei could leave, Uncle Li stood up.
"Young man, I can't find the swordsmanship I learned on the Internet!"
Without waiting for Ning Bei to open his mouth to refute, Uncle Li walked to a clearing and said loudly:
"Tai Chi thirteen initial style, three rings set of moon breeding yin and yang, waving a fan in the wind, the fish bows its head to take water and is busy......"
He seemed to be talking about the tricks of martial arts.
But these are not important, with the uncle's opening, Ning Bei and the audience in the live broadcast room only felt that the scene in front of them suddenly changed.
They seemed to feel that they were in a martial arts arena, and Uncle Li in front of them was transformed into a strong and slaughtering middle-aged man!
This made many people in the live broadcast room shudder.
What's going on, has it cooled down?
Soon, Uncle Li moved.
"The white crane shines its wings."
"Immortals show the way."
"Needles under the leaves."
"Nezha explores the sea."
“……”
A sentence of moves came out of the uncle's mouth, probably to let Ning Bei see his martial arts moves clearly, Uncle Li's sword speed is very slow, but it is sharp!
In the eyes of everyone and Ning Bei, the heavens, the earth and the scenery seemed to have lost their color, and only a white dress was left in front of them.
At this moment, the faces of Ning Bei and the audience in the live broadcast room finally changed.
This uncle, it seems that he really knows!
And it's a very hanging kind!