038: It's weird
Wang Huan took the initiative to ask: "Injection of B-grade gene drugs?"
Because he had glanced at it before.
Wen Xing said: "Yes, B-grade gene medicine, the price is 100 points." ”
"I have 15 points now, right?" Wang Huan asked.
Wen Wenxing said: "You participated in the "Dictionary of Geniuses" before and won the first place, so you got 15 achievement points. ”
15 points, a bit far from 100 points.
Wang Huan said: "If I am injected with a B-grade gene drug, I will definitely be able to win the first place in the world and the Olympic gold medal?"
Civilization Star said: "There is no doubt that this is the case. ”
Wang Huan said: "Can you break the world record?"
Wen Wenxing said: "Of course. ”
Wang Huan said: "Then how do I get achievement points?"
Although he had the answer in mind, he asked it anyway.
Wen Wenxing said: "The most direct way is to participate in all types of events, any event is fine, except for sports events." ”
Wang Huan was stunned and said, "Why can't sports events?"
Wen Wenxing said: "You can only exchange non-sports achievement points for sports-type genetic drugs." Sports achievement points can be exchanged for other items, which is what you call kung fu outside of poetry. ”
Wang Huan said: "You said before that the second civilization inheritance room opened for me is about quyi, including cross talk, big shares, storytelling, etc.?"
Wen Wenxing said: "Yes. ”
Wang Huan remembered in his mind that the recent Beijing Satellite TV's "National Cross Talk Competition" is in full swing and the registration work is in full swing.
This show has been held for several years, and I don't know how many of the stars have walked out of this competition.
This group of people now not only talks about cross talk, but also acts in film and television dramas, hosts TV programs, and so on.
And the first place in this contest can directly get the opportunity to go to the Spring Festival Gala, and can have the opportunity to become popular overnight.
So the gold content of this contest is quite high.
Therefore, the contestants are naturally also masters, all of whom are famous children in the cross talk industry, and even some famous cross talk actors also participated.
For example, there is a cross talk star Liu Jun, who was already popular a few years ago, and has been on the Spring Festival Gala for several years in a row, and is a household name, but in the showbiz where he went to do business a few years ago, he also came to participate in the cross talk competition this time as his comeback journey.
Wang Huan said: "How many points can I get if I win the first place in this national cross talk competition?"
Wen Wenxing said: "There is no fixed number. ”
Wang Huan said: "How are achievement points judged?"
Wen Wenxing said: "So what determines your achievement points is not only to win the first place, but also to the social impact you cause, as well as the promotion or subversion of the entire industry." ”
Wang Huan understood that the reason why "Dictionary of Genius" only has 15 points is because it is only a TV answer after all, and it cannot be used for star-making exercises.
After all, no one has become a star through a show like "Dictionary of Genius".
But "National Cross Talk Competition" is different, he can really make stars, and the gold content is much higher.
Wang Huan said: "The fastest way for me to get points now is to accept the civilization inheritance of the second quyi, and then go to participate in the national cross talk competition, win the first place, and cause a national sensation?"
Civilization Star said: "There is no doubt that this is the case. ”
Wang Huan can't imagine how he, a track and field athlete of the national team, can participate in a cross talk competition?
The most important thing is that he didn't learn cross talk for a day, and finally won the first place in the cross talk competition, I really don't know what kind of sensation it will cause.
Another point, what do the leaders think?
How to convince Director Li? How to convince Master Lu Zhengtao?
But I can't take care of it so much for the time being.
Wen Wenxing said: "Do you want to carry out the second inheritance of the quyi civilization?"
Wang Huan said: "Yes." ”
"Huh!" Suddenly, the first and second floors of the Tower of Doom opened.
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Wang Huan walked in, and inside was still a seat like a space capsule.
It's just that the walls are no longer snow-white, but have become complex and bright, as if they are the colors of various operas.
"Please get into the cockpit. ”
Wang Huan sat in.
"Before we carry out the inheritance of quyi civilization, we need to inject you with acoustic grade 1 genetic drugs, which can increase your acoustic charm and make your voice more infectious and penetrating. ”
Next, a needle was pierced into Wang Huan's body and began to inject genetic drugs.
But this time it wasn't so painful, and even a little unremarkable.
"Class A gene drugs involve systemic modification, disease prevention, etc., so they are large class of gene drugs, and the drug effect is very violent. Acoustic gene drugs only modify the vocal cords and the relevant nerve parts responsible for the occurrence of words, so the body's response is far less violent. ”
After the injection of acoustic grade 1 gene drugs.
As usual, Wang Huan watched a promotional video, which introduced the whole world's quyi civilization, but most of it was still in China, followed by South America.
After the trailer was broadcast.
Civilization Star Dao: "The inheritance of Quyi civilization is about to be carried out, and the countdown is 5,4,3,2,1......"
There were still several threads attached to Wang Huan's scalp, and one of the cable probes pierced directly into the back of Wang Huan's head.
And then......
Countless amounts of data are pouring in.
At the beginning, Wang Huan could still feel these data, as if they were countless points of light.
But these points of light became more and more dense, completely beyond his capacity.
His head grew swollen and aching, and eventually his eyes were filled with white light.
Then it was dark in front of my eyes, and I completely fainted.
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When he woke up again, Wang Huan was already lying in the bathroom and left the Tower of the End of the World.
By this time it was already dark.
Next, he patted his head, trying to remember what had just been injected into his mind, and reviewed it little by little.
He found the names of several people, Hou Baolin, Ma Sanli, Ma Ji, Liu Baorui and so on.
And behind this, almost all of them are covered by one person's name, Master Guo.
But in Wang Huan's world, there is no such person.
Next, Wang Huan began to retrieve the classic cross talk jokes in it.
Wow!
There are too many classic cross talk in it.
One is more classic than the other, and one is funnier than the other.
And there are many jokes that are not available in this world.
"Crooked Criticism of the Three Kingdoms", "Dream of the Western Expedition", "My Life", "The Big Bodyguard", "Hundred Blows", "Thief Company" and so on.
From these classic jokes, take out a few at random, and you can attract applause from the audience.
After all, this is another world, a classic joke that has only been accumulated for decades, and each of them is a big wave and enduring.
And many of them are master-level works, take them out to participate in a cross talk competition, and you can get nine out of ten!
After all, cross talk, jokes are the most important.
I won the first place in this national cross talk competition!
I'm going to set this B-grade gene drug!
I'm sure I'll win the gold medal in the next International Diamond Cup!
Vows to the return of the king!
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turned on the TV and switched to Beijing Satellite TV.
Sure enough, I saw the publicity of the "National Cross Talk Competition", which was completely overwhelming.
The lineup of judges is unprecedentedly luxurious, bringing together almost all the national cross talk competitions in the world.
Chairman of the China Quyi Association, a great director who has won several annual box office championships, vice president of the Academy of Drama, and ...... of China Political Affairs Standing Committee member of the Association and so on.
And most of the contestants who participated in the show were newcomers but they were all famous children, and there were also famous actors, and some out-of-fashion stars also wanted to return to the stage and regain their glory.
In short, the gold content of the show is super high.
But Wang Huan has acoustic gene drugs, and there are classic jokes that have accumulated for decades in another world, which should still be able to amaze the audience and sweep the field.
And it's the fastest way he's earning achievement points.
Without B-level genetic drugs, his 100-meter dash would never have been able to improve.
Then he, a rising star, is about to fall.
How disappointed should be the teacher, how disappointed should be the field management center, and how disappointed should be the Olympic Organizing Committee that placed great hopes on Wang Huan.
The key is Wang Huan himself, and hope will also be dashed.
However, there is a huge problem in front of Wang Huan.
How to convince the coaching staff and the field management center to let him participate in the cross talk competition.
Some famous athletes go to acupoint variety shows, there are indeed some, and there are quite a few.
But you Wang Huan has not become famous yet, and it is only a few months before the Diamond Cup International Competition.
Immediately afterwards, Wang Huan suddenly thought of something.
That is, the big leader of the Olympic Organizing Committee knew that Wang Huan had participated in the "Dictionary of Genius", and had also seen his performance, and said a word to him, kung fu lies in poetry.
When some athletes reach a bottleneck and can't break through, they start to break through from other directions.
For example, some shooters can't break through their grades, they can play billiards, or even learn tea art and the like.
Wang Huan dialed Director Li's phone.
Wang Huan said: "Director, my 100-meter sprint performance has recently entered a bottleneck, and I'm very sorry for disappointing you." ”
Director Li said: "No, you don't have too much psychological pressure, but you really shouldn't!"
Wang Huan said: "The big leader said that kung fu lies in poetry, so I want to go to other fields to challenge the competitive atmosphere, and it is best to feel the feeling of enthusiasm and passion at the top again, which may be a strong stimulus to my mental state, or promote my 100-meter sprint performance." ”
Director Li said, "What do you think?"
Wang Huan brewed for a while and said courageously: "I want to participate in the "National Cross Talk Competition" for a month and a half. ”
Suddenly, there was no sound from Director Li's side for a while.
He's also well-informed, but ...... This is the first time I have heard such a request.
It's not convincing at all.
But the leader knew how hard Wang Huan had been training recently, and the entire coaching staff had seen it, because they were worried that he would hurt his body, forcibly prevented him from continuing training, and forcibly gave him a vacation.
And no matter how many methods are tried, it still can't break through this bottleneck.
Director Li said: "Wang Huan, your request is indeed very outrageous. ”
Wang Huan said: "Director, I have nothing to do, I need to stand at the peak of the stimulation." ”
"Director, I make a military order to you, after returning from participating in the National Crosstalk Competition this time, my 100-meter sprint score can break through 9.70 seconds. If I can't do it, I apologize in front of everyone in the national team, and I accept any punishment from the Athletics Management Center. ”
Actually, Wang Huan said it very conservatively, but it still scared Director Li.
"How much?" Director Li trembled and said, "9 seconds 70?"
Wang Huan said: "Yes, 9 seconds 70!"
Director Li's heart trembled, this achievement ...... But it can directly rush to the top three in the Olympics.
If you're lucky, you might win all the gold medals.
If there is such an achievement, then he will wake up with a smile in his dreams, which is a huge political achievement.
If this achievement comes true, the whole country will be a sensation, and Wang Huan will directly become a national star.
How brilliant is this?
Wang Huan said: "I will fax the military order to you now." ”
Director Li was entangled, and the athletes did have a lot of kung fu outside the poems before, using strange methods to break through the bottleneck.
But Wang Huan's is too bizarre, even outrageous.
But everyone was surprised, Wang Huan's body had obviously lost weight successfully and returned to peak condition, but why did the 100-meter sprint performance not improve?
Is it that the track and field team does not have this fate?
Destined to not break through this history?
After a long while, Director Li said, "Your request is too ridiculous, I can't directly agree to you." But...... I can give you a month and a half of vacation, and you are not allowed to get injured for this month and a half, and you must insist on exercising every day, but I don't care what you do. ”
Wang Huan knew that this matter was fine.
But is this the art of speaking for leaders?
Director Li said: "In addition, write the military order. If you fail this time and there is no progress in your sprint performance, the organization will punish you, and you will not be merciful!"
Wang Huan said: "Yes, I will send the military order to you immediately." In addition, I want my master Lu Zhengtao to be my cross talk partner. ”
What?!!!
The coach and athletes of the national track and field team formed a partner to participate in the national cross talk competition?
This...... This...... That's ridiculous, isn't it?!
It's subversive.
It's so bizarre!
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Note: As soon as there are fewer recommended tickets, I feel uncomfortable, so be gracious, give me the tickets, okay?