Let Lu Zhengtao be a partner?

Suddenly, Director Li felt even more absurd.

But...... Dead horses as live horse doctors!

What if, what if Wang Huan really broke through the bottleneck with this method?

Then he shook his head again, thinking that it was too ridiculous to have this just in case.

Only...... It should be regarded as a vacation for Wang Huan to relax.

The most important thing is that there is no press conference now, and the people of the whole country do not know that Wang Huan has returned to the national team.

Therefore, Wang Huanming is still an idle person on his face, and if he participates in the "National Cross Talk Competition" with this identity, it will not damage the reputation of the national team.

Director Li said: "There is a condition, Lu Zhengtao must leave first, and then let him be reinstated after you officially announce your return to the national team." ”

This is very serious, but this puts pressure on Wang Huan.

The master is leaving, and if he fails to win the cross talk competition, the master may leave in vain.

Wang Huan's participation in the cross talk contest looks very nonsense, if he fails to break through the results in the end, how should he be punished?

Even if Wang Huan's performance is maintained at 10 seconds, he is also the treasure of the national team, and he can't really punish anything.

Then the final punishment is likely to fall on the master Lu Zhengtao.

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Wang Huan saw his master Lu Zhengtao and was thinking about how to convince his master.

This is very difficult, because you can make a military order for Director Li, but not for the master.

The master has feelings for him, and they have a deep relationship.

Master Lu Zhengtao looked at Wang Huan with a very bizarre look, as if he was experiencing something incomprehensible.

Before Wang Huan could speak, his master Lu Zhengtao said directly: "I already know." ”

Got it?

"Director Li told me. Lu Zhengtao said: "My resignation report has been written, and I will send it to the capital next." ”

Taking a deep breath, Lu Zhengtao said, "Huanzi, I don't understand why you did this at all. I can't understand what the cross talk contest has to do with improving your sprint performance, but the master sees how hard you have been exercising recently, and the master also knows that you are mature and knows what to do and what not to do, so the master fully cooperates with you. ”

Of course, Lu Zhengtao did not finish his words.

Because Wang Huan had been fooling around before, the result was a comminuted fracture of the lower leg, and he retired with an injury, completely ruining his sports career.

And if this participation in the cross talk competition did not improve the performance of the 100-meter dash, but caused a violent negative public opinion, then someone must be responsible for this.

The person in charge will not be Wang Huan, because his current grades are very good, and he can still win glory for the country.

Then the person who will be really punished will be Lu Zhengtao, and he will leave the field management center forever, or even be expelled.

He will take the blame for the whole thing, who let him learn cross talk for several years?

But Lu Zhengtao doesn't care very much, there is only one thing he cares about, and that is Wang Huan's achievements!

"Although Huanzi said to you that the kung fu lies in poetry, I don't understand very well, but I want to ask you, this time to participate in the National Cross Talk Competition, do you just want to have fun, feel the atmosphere, or win the ranking?" Lu Zhengtao asked.

Wang Huan said: "Master, I want to win the first place, otherwise it will be meaningless." ”

Lu Zhengtao was stunned for a moment, looking at Wang Huan in disbelief.

First of all, he used to be the same father and son as Wang Huan, and when he was training and relaxing, he would indeed say some jokes to relax.

Under the influence of his ears and eyes, Wang Huan will also come to say a few sentences, but he is completely extremely amateurish.

The masters of the National Cross Talk Contest are like clouds, and there are even famous artists on the field, if you want to win the first place, I'm afraid it's a fool's dream.

After a long while, Lu Zhengtao said: "Huanzi, although I have practiced cross talk for a few years, I am not very serious and have no talent, so I am completely at the bottom of the line, and I have been abandoned for decades, and now I am not even as good as an apprentice." To be honest, I don't think it's possible that we'll be knocked down within three minutes of being on stage, winning first place or something. ”

This means that Lu Zhengtao is a master, as close as father and son.

Otherwise, I would have slapped you a long time ago and shouted that you are a fool and a dream.

And Director Li also thought that Wang Huan was just going to have fun, to relax his mood, and to relieve psychological pressure.

Wang Huan said: "Master, I know you think I'm joking, and it's a big joke, but I'll prove it to you soon." ”

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Next, Wang Huan bought a computer and pulled a network cable.

He wants to check the information, and he wants to make sure that the classic cross talk works in his mind are not available in this world, if not, he will use them.

It was found that fifty percent overlapped.

There are classic jokes where the two worlds are the same, or similar.

And some classic cross talk is not available in this world.

So what Wang Huan has to do is to pick out the best cross talk jokes that are not available in this world, and then print them out for the master to practice.

And what about himself?

Could it be that if you memorize these cross talk jokes backwards, and have been injected with acoustic gene drugs, can you become a master of cross talk?

It's still not enough, it still needs to be practiced.

In the next few days, as long as there was thunder and lightning, Wang Huan immediately entered the Tower of the Last Days and conducted silent training inside.

Because Wang Huan discovered that the time flow rate in the Tower of the End of the World is very, very slow.

Every time he left the Tower of Doom, it was as if time had passed, but most of the time he was lying unconscious on the bathroom floor.

And training in the Tower of the End of the World is completely twice the result with half the effort.

Because of the precise correction of the civilization star, as well as the advanced cockpit, there are completely realistic stereoscopic images.

The most important thing is that Wang Huan has detailed images of these cross talk performances in his head, so he conducts the most subtle substitution imitation training.

And Civilization Star can also correct every subtle expression, movement, intonation, rhythm, and so on.

Of course, the biggest contributor is the acoustic gene medicine.

After injecting this drug, Wang Huan's voice was full of infectious and penetrating power, which was the most difficult basic skill, and it took several years of practice to practice.

This kind of sound penetration is very rare, and it has extremely high requirements for the voice.

And now, Wang Huan directly has this top talent.

In the awesome environment of the Tower of the Last Days, Wang Huan practiced countless times until his performance was perfect.

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After a while, Wang Huan handed over the written cross talk script to the master.

are all the most classic and amazing cross talk works he selected, which have been washed out by decades of waves.

Although Lu Zhengtao did not do this business, he still has the ability to appreciate.

He was completely stunned, and once again looked at Wang Huan in disbelief.

"Huanzi, this ...... You wrote this?" Lu Zhengtao said tremblingly.

Wang Huan said: "You have heard all the cross talk, but you have not heard it, of course I wrote it." ”

Lu Zhengtao looked at Wang Huan and said, "You...... What have you been through in the past few years?"

This...... These cross talk jokes are also so well written!

Totally unbelievably good.

Next, Lu Zhengtao and Wang Huan kept practicing.

Wang Huan has already been ripe, and Lu Zhengtao himself also has basic skills, plus he is praised, and there are not many words.

Of course, the most important thing is that the joke is too good, so it is especially easy to cooperate.

After practicing dozens or hundreds of times, Lu Zhengtao was full of infinite confidence.

His disciple Wang Huan may not be joking.

This...... I'm afraid this is really possible to win the first place in the cross talk competition.

Because these cross talk works are so good.

Wang Huan's performance was too good, completely impeccable.

Is this kid enlightened? All of a sudden, so good?

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The registration point of Beijing Satellite TV's "National Cross Talk Competition".

At this time, there are still three days left before the registration deadline, which is also the day when many big-name cross talk actors sign up.

Some of these people are for face, and some are weighing, so they usually sign up in the last few days.

So there are a lot of reporters on the scene, because this show is very popular and involves a lot of celebrities, so there is still gossip.

"Big news, big news, Mr. Liu Jun really came to sign up. ”

"Teacher Liu Jun failed in business, and he made a comeback through the cross talk competition, but he was a temporary director!"

This is a former big star, and he has been on the Spring Festival Gala for nine consecutive years.

"Teacher Daxing is also here, oh my God? He can be regarded as popular, although he hasn't been to the Spring Festival Gala for three years. ”

"This year's cross talk contest is really full of immortals. ”

However, when Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao walked into the registration site, the atmosphere completely entered a climax.

Because Wang Huan has been too popular recently, of course it is black and red.

The whole network is hacking him.

That posture is similar to Sister Furong, a person with such a figure, who keeps saying that he wants to win the Olympic 100-meter championship.

What did he come to the site for?

Is he going to sign up too?

This world is so crazy, isn't it, a retired athlete actually signed up to participate in the National Cross Talk Competition?

You...... Have you ever studied cross talk?

You were hyped on Pearl Satellite TV before, but now you have to hype it on Beijing Satellite TV?

The scolding against you has just subsided, and you can't wait to come out and hype it up again?

You're vowing to be a clown for the people.

There is no Sister Furong in this world, and there is no Sister Feng.

But in the eyes of everyone, Wang Huan is equivalent to Sister Furong, crazy hype, and making a fool of herself.

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Next.

Beijing Satellite TV officially announced that Wang Huan, a former retired athlete of the national team, will participate in this "National Cross Talk Competition".

Moreover, major newspapers and websites have also reported and reprinted them.

Immediately afterwards, the entertainment programs of various David TV were also reported.

Public opinion is once again completely boiling.

This time, Wang Huan really became a clown.

The last time you said you wanted to win the Olympic championship in the 100-meter dash, we could still say that it was your dream, and it was understandable?

But now you're participating in the cross talk contest again?

Someone who hasn't learned cross talk for a day actually came to participate in the cross talk competition?

Isn't this a fool of himself?

Isn't this crazy hype?

So Wang Huan became completely popular again, but it was just infamy.

Countless people have criticized him, and even many show hosts have publicly ridiculed him.

The emergence of people like Wang Huan definitely represents the degeneration of the entire society and the degradation of morality. ”

"Many people can't be famous if they are excellent, but people like Wang Huan can continue to make a fool of themselves and become famous. ”

Such a social phenomenon is really heartbreaking. ”

"People like Wang Huan should be completely banned! He came to participate in the National Cross Talk Competition, which means that the show is completely ruined!"

"From the moment Wang Huan was allowed to participate, the signboard of the National Cross Talk Contest was completely smashed!"

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