Chapter 147: Soup Chicken and Spicy Chicken
"This is my brother, named Ji."
"This is a dog, Mingqian."
"This is Qin Fan."
"You're all the same age, and you must have more in common than we do!"
Li Shimin introduced each other to both sides.
Hearing this, Qin Fan couldn't help but say:
"Boss Li, why is your family's name so interesting?"
Hearing this, Li Shimin was stunned for a moment and asked, "What do you mean by this?"
Qin Fan pointed at Li Yuanji and said, "How can you name your son chickens, ducks and birds? Isn't that calling him a brute?"
Then he pointed at Li Chengqian: "Your son's name is also not good! In the name of money, it's too vulgar!"
Hearing this, Li Yuanji's brows furrowed, and the green tendons on his head jumped up.
How dare this kid play tricks on me like this!
"Who are you scolding brutes?" Li Yuanji was furious!
Hearing this, Qin Fan raised his eyebrows, this kid is a little short-tempered!
He opened his mouth and said, "Whoever answers, who is! I'm not naming names!"
Hearing this, Li Shimin couldn't help but support his forehead.
Not only did you name your name, but you also pointed your finger directly at your royal brother.
Li Yuanji was also stunned by this guy!
Good boy, he actually talks nonsense with his eyes open!
Li Yuanji was furious, and he wanted to roll up his sleeves and let this kid know what the wrath of the Han King was!
As for the matter of finding out the news, he completely left it behind.
After all, Li Yuanji has not yet reached the age of twenty, and he is young and self-respecting.
When others compare animals to each other, you will inevitably feel resentment in your chest!
Li Shimin hurriedly mediated: "Okay, okay! Qin Fan, he is straightforward and fast-talking! There is nothing malicious."
Hearing this, Li Yuanji's eyes widened.
"Straightforward? Brother Huang, do you think this kid is telling the truth?"
Fortunately, Li Shimin turned his head to look at Qin Fan again, and said:
"Brother Qin, it's not right for you to say that!"
"My brother Ji is the Ji of good fortune and bad fortune, not chickens, ducks, fish and other beasts!"
"My son is the work of heaven and earth, and not of money and goods."
Hearing this, Qin Fan nodded and said, "So that's the case, but I misunderstood you, Lao Li!"
Hearing this, Li Chengqian was surprised:
"This kid actually calls his father Lao Li?"
"And what should I call him?"
"And this kid was still laughing at me before!"
Li Chengqian hesitated in his heart, but finally hoped to leave a good impression in front of his father, so he shouted:
"Li Qian has seen Uncle Qin Fan here."
Qin Fan, who was drinking water, heard this.
A mouthful of water sprayed directly on Li Yuanji's face.
"Uncle? Am I that old? You see, I'm only 20 years old this year! How did you become your uncle?"
Hearing this, Li Shimin was stunned: "Brother Qin, are you in a hurry?"
Qin Fan glared at Li Shimin fiercely: "Where am I in a hurry? Which eye of yours sees that I'm in a hurry! This kid is about the same age as me, and he actually calls me uncle! Look at that!"
When Li Chengqian heard this, he couldn't help but whisper: "Uncle Qin, you call my father brothers, shouldn't I call you uncle?"
"Ji is about the same size as me, and I also call him uncle!"
Qin Fan turned his head and said angrily, "Are you still called?"
Li Shimin couldn't help but laugh dumbly, and wrote down this in the small book in his heart:
Qin Fan cares about his age very much and doesn't want to be called old!
"Alright, Brother Qin! I came to you today to borrow the treasure land for use, to reminisce about the past, to connect with emotions! I'm going to bother you to prepare some meals."
Li Shimin opened his mouth to stop the topic.
Hearing this, Qin Fan said, "Then you guys come in!"
To be honest, if it weren't for Li Shimin's desire to pull himself away regardless of the danger before the explosives exploded, Qin Fan would not have been so accommodating to the other party?
Didn't you see that Li Ji was staring at himself?
Seeing this, Qin Fan wiped his head and said apologetically:
"Ji! I'm really sorry to make you a chicken in the soup!"
"You!" Li Yuanji couldn't hear what Qin Fan meant!
Although the soup chicken refers to being soaked with water, it also echoes the way it is now.
But Qin Fan compared himself to a "chicken" before, and when he said this again, it was hard for Li Yuanji not to believe that the other party did not mean to ridicule.
What's more, Qin Fan's word "Ji" bites so lightly that it sounds almost the same as "chicken"!
It's definitely intentional!
In the end, however, it was reason that triumphed over anger.
Li Yuanji took out a handkerchief from his arms and wiped his face clean.
"Brother Qin, what kind of food do you have today?"
Because it was the first time to bring his son and younger brother here, Li Shimin also wanted the other party to do something good.
"If there's a beef stew with potatoes, that's the best!"
Hearing this, Li Chengqian was shocked.
Although I don't know what potatoes are, why would my father want to eat cows?
You must know that Tang Lu is strict and kills cattle privately! Even princes and nobles can't do it!
But Qin Fan pouted and said, "Do you think that every day a cow falls to its death? Not today!"
Li Shimin bowed his head and said, "Yes, yes, yes, what's there today?"
"Braised pork, and spicy chicken!"
And when Qin Fan spoke, he was facing Li Yuanji.
Hearing the word "chicken", Li Yuanji subconsciously raised his head.
looked at Qin Fan in disbelief.
"You call me trash? How dare you humiliate me like this?"
Qin Fan looked at Li Shimin helplessly.
"I said, Lao Li, does your brother have cat cakes?"
Hearing this, Li Shimin reluctantly explained to Li Yuanji: "Ji, that spicy chicken is a dish."
"Brother has tasted it once! It's made with chicken and chili peppers!"
"Crispy and delicious! It tastes really good! Brother Qin really didn't humiliate you."
Hearing this, Li Yuanji's gaze was three points more grumbling.
The royal brother actually lied for this kid!
That's right, Li Yuanji didn't believe what Li Shimin said.
What spicy chicken? Isn't what the other party said rubbish?
And what is that chili pepper? I've never heard of it.
At this time, Li Chengqian also saw the strange atmosphere and hurriedly pulled the topic away.
"Uncle Qin, what is that braised pork?"
Hearing this, Qin Fan suddenly said with a dark face:
"Don't call me uncle! You don't have to call by name!"
"The braised pork is pork, which is made by stewing."
Li Shimin was also full of praise:
"That braised pork, sweet and soft, melts in the mouth, it's a really good product!"
But Li Yuanji quit and immediately took the case!
"If you humiliate me, it's okay! Why do you want the three of us to eat this cheap meat?"
Qin Fan pouted: "Lao Li, are you familiar with this scene?"
Li Shimin was also a little embarrassed.
Isn't this the eldest grandson Wuji who ate braised pork for the first time?
He hurriedly ripped Li Yuanji off.
"Ji, this braised pork is not the pork you thought it was!"