Chapter 148: Brother, He's Targeting Me!

Although the royal brother said that the pork meat was not the pork meat he thought it was.

But Li Yuanji was still indignant.

It is the poorest family in Datang.

Guests are never treated with fishy pork.

Even a fish and a chicken are thousands of times better than pork!

Perhaps only a coolie seller who has never seen an oily one year round will buy a few pieces of pork to stew.

After all, if you don't have meat to do your hard work, it will be difficult to support it.

But who are they!

He Han King Li Yuanji! When the prince of the dynasty! Your Majesty's own brother!

His nephew Li Chengqian! Be the crown prince! The future lord of the Tang Dynasty!

and Li Shimin, the son of heaven!

The three of them came to visit, and this hateful Wannian County Order was actually entertained with pork!

And there's no more hospitality!

Li Shimin was so good at talking about it that he persuaded Li Yuanji to come down.

But Li Yuanji said, "If I take a bite of this braised pork! I won't be called Ji!"

When Qin Fan heard this, he said happily, "If you don't call Ji, do you want to call a chicken?"

"Li Ji?"

"Next time, I might as well make you a sweet and sour tenderloin to eat!"

Hearing this, Li Shimin suddenly wondered, "Sweet and sour tenderloin? Is it delicious?"

Li Yuanji was shocked!

At the foot of this Son of Heaven, in Chang'an City!

Qin Fan, who is in the seventh rank county order, actually wants to eat his own meat? It's still sweet and sour!

What's even more outrageous is that the royal brother is still discussing the quality and taste of meat with each other seriously!

He opened his mouth and scolded, "You are so vicious! I'm just saying two words to you, you want to eat my flesh!"

Hearing this, Qin Fan immediately laughed: "The loin here is the lean meat on the inside of the pig's spine. It's tender and suitable for stir-frying, as well as for stewing soups."

said, smash it, smash it, and said disgustedly to Li Yuanji, "Just your meat? Odoriferous! Even if you make it, no one will eat it!"

Hearing this, Li Yuanji's heart became even more angry: "You mean that I am not as good as a pig?"

Qin Fan couldn't help but be speechless.

How this man always likes to compare himself with beasts and animals?

So, he said to Li Shimin with great interest: "Old Li, your little brother's hobby is quite unique!"

Li Shimin shook his head with a smile and said, "Brother Qin, don't make fun of Yu Ji!"

Li Yuanji was also angry, and complained to Li Shimin: "Brother! He's against me!"

Qin Fan is the second monk who is confused.

"Where did I target you?"

"You're targeting me everywhere!"

Seeing that the other party did not admit it, Li Yuanji was even more furious.

"From the moment I entered the door, you made fun of my name and compared me to chickens and other birds. Insult me as a beast!"

"And then he made fun of me with garbage!"

"How can I endure such humiliation?"

Qin Fan couldn't help but be a little speechless.

The name is indeed my own mistake, but Li Shimin is from Longyou, and the Ji in the pronunciation is similar to the chicken, which is no wonder to himself.

It's a misunderstanding.

That's it!

I said that the famous dish of spicy chicken was actually regarded as an insult to him by this kid, which is too sensitive!

It's not so much that he has ulterior motives for him, but that this kid has delusions of persecution!

But then again, Datang doesn't have chili peppers, and naturally there is no spicy chicken dish.

Qin Fan is not good, and he blames Li Yuanji completely.

So he opened his mouth and explained:

"I told you before."

"The name is because your name sounds too much like that chicken, so I brought it up."

"It's just a misunderstanding!"

"As for the spicy chicken, you're even more wrong

! As I said, it's a dish, and you'll know why it's called spicy chicken when you eat it."

"The so-called spicy is for chili!" Qin Fan picked a Chaotian pepper in the courtyard and said:

"This spicy is red and extremely spicy, and it is called chili, also called spicy."

"And chicken is another ingredient in this dish, so it's called spicy chicken."

Li Shimin listened to Qin Fan's explanation and looked at Li Yuanji:

"Ji! They all say you misunderstood! How could Brother Qin target you for no reason?"

When Li Yuanji heard this, he wanted to cry without tears: "Brother, even you call me a chicken!"

Li Shimin was stunned: "What I said is obviously auspicious!"

"Brother! You still say!"

Qin Fan smiled and said, "Look! It's your brother's pronunciation problem, and I can't blame it."

Hearing this, Li Yuanji couldn't help but stagnate.

"Even so! What do you mean by humiliating the three of me with pork meat and comparing me with the quality of pork meat? I can't say that I misunderstood you again!"

Qin Fan supported his forehead.

It's not easy to have a meal, and I have to give all kinds of explanations to this stinky boy who drills the horns.

Suddenly he was impatient and said, "If you don't like pork meat, you won't eat it for a while!"

"As for the latter, it's just that I remembered the sweet and sour tenderloin."

"It's you who want to compare yourself to the tenderloin, that's what I said!"

"But I'm telling the truth! Your flesh is no better than tenderloin!"

Hearing this, Li Yuanji was suffocated.

He felt the malice from Qin Fan.

But according to Qin Fan's explanation, he couldn't think of any rebuttals, so he had to say indignantly:

"If you don't eat, you won't eat! Do you think your pork meat is a heavenly delicacy? Am I rare?"

When Li Shimin heard this, he did not dissuade him.

This younger brother has had this temper since he was a child.

I've had a headache for a long time.

Just let Qin Fan govern him!

And with his gluttonous temperament, if he really sees the braised pork for a while, he may be greedy!

The two stopped exchanging words.

Qin Fan sat on the rocking chair by himself, fanning the wind to cool off.

In Chang'an in June, it was already a little stuffy.

Qianqian brought a bucket of ice cubes and prepared a cup of iced sour plum soup for Qin Fan.

On the side, Li Shimin's eyes tightened, and he hurriedly said:

"Miss Qianqian, let's make a cup of sour plum soup for the three of us!"

Hearing this, Qianqian easily mixed two cups and added ice cubes.

handed it to Li Shimin and Li Chengqian.

Li Shimin took the sour plum soup and drank it happily.

And Li Chengqian said politely: "Thank you, Auntie!"

Hearing this, Qianqian couldn't help but be stunned.

I don't think I'm that old!

This man seems to be even bigger than himself! How do you call yourself an aunt?.

Qin Fan still explained with a dark face:

"This is Lao Li's son, Mingqian, you have to call me uncle, and by the way, you will become an aunt."

Qianqian covered her mouth and smiled: "Xiao Qian, after drinking, there is still here for Auntie."

caused Li Chengqian to blush.

I was coaxed as a child!

Ever since he became the crown prince, he had never encountered anything like this!

However, since the father is very courteous to the couple, he can't lose his self-cultivation.

So, Li Chengqian had to sprinkle his qi on the sour plum soup and drink it in a big gulp.

Not to mention, it's sweet and sour, and it's chilled, and it's unexpectedly delicious!