Chapter 22: A Laughable Afterword
In an instant, everyone finally suppressed the horror in their hearts, and there was no more gaffe, and the surprise was only just beginning.
"Think of me, think of me as a big drum, and be cheap for others, oops! If you have Guanyin, you don't want to learn, you have to learn how to climb the face. β
Listening to Su Bai continue to sing with the sound of a rotten drum, the frivolous and witty, startled and somewhat cheap tone vividly played the image of a gentleman brother who was a loser and a rich second generation.
is obviously repentant, but he just gives people a feeling that he is very insincere when he hears it: this kid may not be sincere!
"I think I'm rich, at that time, I also lived in Shamian, I called a boat, swimming in the river, everything accounted for the first!"
Sure enough, after listening to the rotten drum and recalling the history of the romance and majesty when he was rich in the past, even his voice became excited and high:
"Mia! Mile! Mile! My name is Qinglan tonight, and tomorrow night I will call Rui Diamond, and one night I will call Rui Cai, Rui Zhen and Rui Chan, and my name is Lao Ju (chicken), which is like a windmill......
The arrogant and triumphant tone was simply amazing, and immediately people couldn't help laughing, and they wanted to rush up and give him that triumphant face.
And the sense of amazement is by no means limited to Su Bai's good interpretation of the protagonist's image, in just a few sentences, it is so informative that people can't fully digest it in a short time!
In terms of singing, as Su Bai said, he speaks and sings, often singing half and half speaking in a sentence, which is vivid and interesting.
Musically, it looks like there is only one big banhu accompaniment, and I always think it will be too monotonous, right?
But when he heard it, he was dumbfounded, because in addition to the cheerful and lively rhythm of the music, as well as the musical melody of the song itself, he also used a large board to pull out many sounds that imitated non-music, and the monotony of the music did not exist at all.
Only then did the attentive audience realize why he chose Dabanhu, because these sounds can only be expressed by Dabanhu, and even the orchestration is so subtle that people can't help but be amazed.
Speaking of singing lyrics, those dialect sayings from a hundred years ago, such as "He Er Panmian", are unheard of by the old people in the audience.
Only the listener with a fast brain can reluctantly understand it in combination with the context: "Climbing face" is comparing face, which is saying that he has a good idea and does not learn, but wants to learn a person named He Er to compare with others.
As for the specific allusion of "He Er Climbing", I really don't know, I can only guess that this He Er should be a well-known loser, so it has become a negative teaching material in the proverb.
Hearing the appearance of the place names of "Shamian" again, as well as the activity of calling a boat to cruise the river and visiting the flower boat, the Bacheng style of the late Qing Dynasty and the early Republic of China jumped out instantly, and the old memories of the old Bacheng people instantly came to mind.
What is Shamian Place?
To put it simply, the places where the rich and powerful live are too perfunctory.
It is a small sandbar island formed by the alluvial pearl water, with an area of only 0.3 square kilometers, but in the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, it was an important domestic and foreign trade area, and later it was reduced to a ghost concession.
In the past 100 years, more than 10 countries have set up consulates in Shamian, and nine foreign banks and more than 40 foreign banks have operated in Shamian, which can be said to have witnessed the changes in the modern history of Bacheng.
Now come to Bacheng to play, Shamian will be 100% recommended to go to.
What does it mean to be evocative?
Isn't that what it is?
After listening to it for just about a minute, the audience here already had a feeling in their hearts, "I won't get tired of listening to this song 10,000 times".
Every note and every word of it is like a little cat living in a person's heart, constantly scratching people's little liver, stimulating every cell in people's body to let out uncontrollable screams.
"Absolutely! Absolutely! β
Quan Bo's withered hand pinched the root of his thigh tightly, and the fun in the song had already overwhelmed him, and at the same time, he was extremely looking forward to the development ahead, and he was so excited that he was trembling all over his body for a while.
Dunbo's face was already a ball of smiling flowers, and his forcibly pursed lips kept making a suffocated laugh of "swoop" and "koko".
The ghostly and interesting lyrics and Su Bai's vivid interpretation are enough to make people want to stop, plus the complaints from the audience outside the song, it is really a show that the scene will explode once!
At this time, I only listened to the "rotten drum" in the song and continued to boast: "Those old people say that I am indiscriminate and only greedy for freshness, so they mobilized the entire industry to boycott me!" β
"Poof!"
Suddenly, all the listeners couldn't help but burst out laughing.
I've heard of people floating in Guangdong Province to lose contact, but have you heard of floating to the entire industry boycott?
The third brother's heifers were all blown away by him!
And the stroke of genius appeared again, and when everyone couldn't help but complain after listening to it, the fatal "official complaint" arrived at the scene in an instant!
This time, Su Bai changed Uncle Wei's voice and inserted a straight voice: "Ah, yes, yes, you're amazing, you can't find a place to spend your money." β
"Poofhahahaha!"
"Trance red fire~~"
β......β
Everyone's laughter instantly couldn't hold back anymore and exploded like mushroom eggs.
"You.... You.... Ha ha..... Ah, hey, you're enough! β
Chu Qianyin was already lying on the ground laughing, holding her stomach that was about to cramp, and hammering the floor tiles with her little pink fist.
In her eyes, where is she still listening to music, it's clearly watching videos on the barrage website!
First of all, Su Bai's wonderful performance of his amazing skills has already exploded the sense of the picture, and from time to time he inserts a sharp and quintessential off-site complaint, which is completely the same as watching a video and suddenly floating out of a barrage!
And the current online articles are also the most popular to write in this form, a sentence of text and a sentence of complaining about the beauty, the author writes smoothly, and readers also enjoy reading it.
But probably few people can imagine that in the last century, in the folk rap music art of the last century, there have been people who have played this form to flowers......
Continue to listen, those humorous and quintessential sharp complaints, and all kinds of subtle after-breaks that everyone can't think of now.
When the song sang to the rotten drum self-description was boycotted by the whole line, only the most lovely Ruicai girl was willing to treat him, so he lost all his family wealth to please the Ruicai girl, and now he is so depressed that he doesn't know what to do in his pocket, so he remembered the old concubine and wanted to borrow some money from Ruicai.
If you want to go to the flower boat to find borrowed money, the rotten drum naturally has to dress up first, how does the song describe his current downfall?
The caftan can be fried with salt, and the back of the horse coat is completely rotten, which is actually very vivid.
Unexpectedly, a more absolute after-break sentence was added to the song: "Ouch, after putting it on, the left is Yunnan, and the right is Sichuan." β
What do you mean?
After the break: air dissipation and heat dissipation......
Who would have imagined this kind of brain-opening and whimsical description?
Speaking of his shoes, they are like a deep river, with a face and no bottom. At the same time, nine generations of cohabitation do not separate, there is no dispute (θΈ), also known as Qin Hui killed Yue Fei, completely ignoring (shoes).
Three exquisite and vivid and interesting after-breaks hit in a row, which made the audience laugh uncontrollably and couldn't stop!
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