"Haha!"

"Hahaha!"

"Left..... Left Yunnan and right Sichuan, it is not Guizhou, it is the wind and heat dissipation, absolutely, hahaha! ”

"The ninth generation does not separate, it is not to fight, it is wonderful, it is wonderful, there is no need to fight if it is not separated, the homophonic shoes have no heels, it is wonderful, hahaha......"

“......”

The story pays attention to the beginning and the end, and the current situation is that the cause of the story has been told until the audience laughs so much that they almost roll on the ground en masse.

You can't blame him yet, right, because they have warned you in advance to sit down and hold on......

And so far, the characters in the story are actually just one protagonist, "Rotten Drum".

But it's such a first-person self-description of the protagonist that should be very simple, and it can make Su Bai play with flowers, and all kinds of "diaphragm dialogues" show everyone is overwhelmed.

Everyone can imagine that the next one will definitely be more exciting, but they will never imagine how good Su Bai's "dead pervert" can be!

When the song was sung to the rotten drum and dressed up carefully, he confidently embarked on the road of borrowing money from his old lover Ruicai, and the story unfolded, and then all kinds of characters continued to appear, and Su Bai was completely inappropriate!

Rotten drum first went to the restaurant where Ruicai frequented, and saw the kitchen fire head (cook) uncle, and learned from his mouth that Ruicai was different from the past, and a master had contracted her, and now the scenery is very good, and she has been chartered to drink all night.

Through three or two sentences of dialogue, Su Bai vividly decorated the character of Uncle Huotou, and it was obviously with a Shunde accent, which made people laugh and applauded.

The allusion of cooking out of Fengcheng, needless to say, that is everyone who understands it!

When the rotten drum learned that Ruicai was "empathetic and don't fall in love", he almost fainted on the spot, and thought that he had to borrow money from someone in the famine, so he immediately rented a boat to go to the flower boat on the river to find people.

Then, the familiar voice of the boat sister-in-law in the song "Male Burning Clothes" just now came again!

But this is not outrageous, it already belongs to his basic operation, Chu Qianyin can only say one sentence now, Su Baicheng does not deceive me, there is really a "teacher's milk sound" in this song!

What people can't even imagine is that even when the rotten drum is on the way to find people by boat, Su Bai can show off all the people on the spot.

Just on the way to find someone on the boat with the rotten big drum, he heard the sound of a singer singing in the flower boat on the river, which was drinking and having fun, so he lay on the bow of the boat and listened for a while.

At this time, Su Bai was "transgendered" again in an instant, and he changed to the young singer's delicate voice, and sang directly:

"I haven't seen you for so long, how did you lose weight like this, alas, it's really pitiful to see you thin like this, my sister is so sad......"

"When are you willing to go home and prepare for the silver tael, so that you can come over as soon as possible to help my sister redeem herself, so that every time you want to come to me, you will be so tired......"

"Alas, isn't it that the mother doesn't support it? Or is it that your lady is unwilling? Alas, it must have been your wife who secretly ordered it, and she was too strict with you......"

That delicate and soft voice, if you listen to it with your eyes closed, you can still tell that this is a man singing, it is all gods!

And the most important thing is that Su Bai imitated the flower boat singer and sang, and finally brought a trace of crying!

The look of crying, the smell of green tea that can be smelled in the air, so strong that it chokes the nose, made Chu Qianyin "poof" a mouthful of old blood on the spot!

"Save ...... Help me!!! ”

"I've endured your special large-scale fine scene, and I've endured your special perverted humanoid voice machine, you, you, you...... What the hell are you, you bewitching......"

"Crazy, crazy!"

Chu Qianyin covered her eyes in despair, she couldn't look directly at Su Bai anymore, this was even more outrageous than the original score!

"She's too strict with you" What's next?

doesn't need Su Bai to sing, she can already make up her brain in an instant when she watches small videos every day......

"It's not like my sister I~~!"

The sense of the picture was so strong that Chu Qianyin exploded on the spot!

It also shows what green tea tasted like more than 100 years ago......

It turns out that the green tea of more than 100 years ago is also very original!

In just a moment, the sense of déjà vu that nothing is new on Wall Street, or even in the entire history of mankind, has emerged in an instant!

She glanced at the two grandmothers next to her again, and after hearing this paragraph, she was already so angry that her dentures were crushed.

"Humph! Coquette! ”

"The little three who destroy people's families!"

"That's how bitches hurt!"

"Isn't it, a chicken is a chicken, no matter how beautiful it is, it is also a chicken!"

“......”

Good guys, you see the two grandmothers are angry......

Chu Qianyin only felt that the two grandmothers didn't throw shoes at him on the spot, and they were already restrained.

In fact, as long as everyone glanced at Su Bai, who was singing seriously and attentively in front of them, they couldn't help but laugh out loud.

It's so funny!

Moreover, in the story of the song, this half-like singing section on the way is also exquisite, which obviously hints that the trip of the rotten drum is doomed to tragedy.

When the rotten drum is rich, it must be the same, the girl on the flower boat is how kind and hearty she is, fancy coquettish crying and chirping, which makes people feel sorry, so that people are willing to spend money for her, and they are willing to sell their property when they have no money.

It's a pity that people in the play don't know, and people outside the play sigh, it's just a scene, how can a bitch play be affectionate!

And after the singing of this section of the flower boat singer is sung slowly, the climax of the story comes.

Or, for the audience, the whole thing was a climax, and it never stopped......

......

At the same time, the bursts of laughter that came from the old man's activity center had already broken through the silence of the afternoon in the small park.

Whether it was Su Bai who was singing seriously, or the audience in the room who was immersed in the song and laughing, they didn't notice at all that there were already many people around the outside of the old people's center at this time.

Among them, there are old people who don't know that there is a drama today, but they just want to come to the activity center to sit, and there are neighbors who want to take a short road to a small park in the afternoon and go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables......

There are even a few sanitation workers dressed in orange with a big broom in their hands.

They were all attracted by the laughter and the music, and they looked at it more curiously, and then instantly fell into it and could no longer walk.

And just now, a woman with a mask and outstanding temperament also curiously pushed a wheelchair slowly, and in the wheelchair sat an old lady who looked like a nanny, and she was followed by a middle-aged woman who looked like a nanny.

Seeing this, everyone gathered outside hurriedly gave way, because the old lady in the wheelchair was really old, her face was withered, her skin was shriveled like the bark of a tree, shrunk into a ball, this can be seen at a glance, the old man has to go up to 90 years old, and it is not strange to be a hundred years old, and she looks sluggish, and her consciousness and consciousness do not seem to be very clear......

"Thank you, thank you."

Seeing that everyone was polite, the woman hurriedly thanked her in a whisper, using Mandarin, and her clear voice was as refreshing as a mountain spring.

Although she is wearing a mask and her clothes are very homely, the fairy aura that emanates from the inside out on her body will make people sway when she gets closer.

For a while, it gave people a feeling of "even if she has super thick lips and big buckteeth under the mask, she must be a beauty".

However, the onlookers outside did not want to appreciate the beauty at all, and after carrying forward the style to give the old man the best gate position, the onlookers hurriedly slipped to the side, and put all their attention back to the house by sticking to the window probe, because the most exciting part was being staged......

In fact, if a woman takes off her mask, there is a high probability that she will be instantly recognized.

Because she is a popular actor in the country's hottest Xianxia TV series "The Legend of the Nine Heavens Xuannu", Jian Ling'er, a newcomer actor who went straight to the top when she debuted.

In fact, the plot of the TV series "The Legend of the Nine Heavens Xuannu" is really not good on the Internet, and everyone has long seen the cliché of comparing immortals and mortals falling in love, and Jian Linger is just a small supporting actress in the play.

However, the reason why this TV series can be so popular and has been hyped by fanatical netizens on the Internet is because of Jian Linger's existence.

As a little supporting actress, she was so stunned that the main heroine in the play couldn't even lift her head with her fairy appearance, which unexpectedly became the biggest focus of the whole play, and became the "fairy sister" in the minds of countless otaku, making countless fans crazy about her.

What do the big Vs of drama critics outside comment?

"The plot of this drama is not bad, but it is also as bland, the biggest attraction is Jian Linger's fairy appearance, as long as Jian Linger's footage is left and all the others are deleted, I can give this drama a full score......"

What do netizens outside comment?

Eh, they don't comment, they just draw their knives, who dares to covet the rhythm of my wife's death......

The hottest actress at the moment will appear here, which is unthinkable to anyone, since it can't be imagined, naturally there is no way to talk about it.

In fact, now is the busiest time for Jian Linger's acting career, and she has no time to take care of her career, and she will magically appear here, completely because of her great-grandmother who is sitting in a wheelchair.

She is from Zhejiang and Hangzhou, and her great-grandmother is from Bacheng, which is her great-grandmother's hometown.

Her great-grandmother is 92 years old and suffers from severe Alzheimer's disease, and everyone knows that the old man's days are numbered.

When she was rarely sober, Ah Tai said that her last wish was to be able to return to her roots, and she wanted to return to her hometown Bacheng Longguizhuang and spend the last time of her life.

So, Jian Ling'er put everything aside and came back with her.

Longguizhuang, now called Longgui Community, no matter how it was called before, how it is called now, the meaning of the word "Longgui Homeland" is destined to be a name that makes Jian Linger feel sad when she sees it.

And the trip was not smooth, they just came back and settled down, when they encountered a super typhoon once in a century, and they were trapped at home for several days and couldn't go out.

Today, it is rare that the typhoon has passed, and the weather has improved, so she was able to push Ah Tai out to breathe.

As the group of three walked past this quiet residential park, they heard bursts of laughter coming from the inconspicuous yellow building on the corner of the park, and there were many people surrounding the small building.

In addition to her curiosity, Ah Tai, who has been in a state of dementia and confusion all day, after hearing the sound of bamboo, her dull eyes actually glowed with a hint of light, and suddenly excitedly patted the armrest of the wheelchair to signal to pass!

So, Jian Ling'er hurriedly pushed her over.

It doesn't matter if you come over this time, when you look inside, Jian Ling'er's jaw is instantly shocked and about to dislocate!

When I entered the eye, I first saw that there were nearly sixty smiling old people sitting inside, all listening to a young man wearing sunglasses and holding a banhu in the front of the seat singing opera, and the fragrance of tea was overflowing, and the atmosphere of the scene was extremely warm.

Look at the banhu again, in his hands like a god, between pushing and pulling back and forth, the flirtatious, witty and lively and interesting music comes to the face, which makes people's scalp tingle!

Not only that, but in addition to the melody of the song itself, she seemed to hear the "squeak" sound like paddling and rocking, and the "bang" sound of the water waves, interspersed with the melody.

"Good...... It's amazing! ”

In an instant, her breath couldn't help but hold her breath, and her heartbeat pounded violently.

And before she could sigh a sentence of "there are great masters in the people", at this moment, Su Bai also happened to sing the dialogue of the rotten drum boarding the flower boat, stepping on the bow of the boat and standing firmly, tidying up her appearance and appearance, and greeting the old bustard fat aunt of the flower boat.

I only heard Su Bai sing in his mouth: "When I step on the bow of the boat, Hu Wei's feet are stable, his eyebrows are long, and he shouts Aunt Fat: Aunt Fat!" ”

While playing music and rapping, he was able to find time to knock on the table and step on his feet, imitating the sound of the boarding pedals.

While immersing the audience in the whole process of immersion in the house, they can't help but exclamate themselves, and the moment of refreshing Jian Linger's world view is also staged!

"Oh, I said who it was, it turned out to be a rotten (male) you are here......"

Su Bai's voice cut into the old bustard fat aunt of the flower boat in seconds, and the audience in the room immediately burst into laughter, and Jian Ling'er was stupid, more than a ghost!

"This !!"

"What's with his voice?"

Jian Ling'er collapsed.

The so-called spike only takes one second!

In fact, she didn't speak Cantonese very well, and she couldn't understand what Su Bai was singing, but she could only understand boarding the ship......

But the change in that voice had nothing to do with what he was specifically saying.

Not only did he change from a slightly obscene young man's voice to a middle-aged woman's voice, but he even ...... It's also dragged and stretched with a little delicate......

Jian Ling'er's hair suddenly stood on end, and goosebumps surged up on her body, all of which exploded one by one!

After listening to him chant a few words, I immediately heard him switch to a younger woman's voice.

Jian Ling'er, who didn't know what was going on, couldn't hold it anymore, and hurriedly asked the nanny aunt beside her, "Aunt Wang, what is he...... What are you singing? ”

The nanny Aunt Wang is from Xiangjiang, she can speak Cantonese, but she has been fascinated by it in an instant.

Jian Ling'er asked three times in a row, and it wasn't until she pulled the corner of the nanny Aunt Wang's clothes that the nanny came back to her senses suddenly.

"Oooo It seems to be playing a quarrel between two people, and the man wants to borrow money from the woman, but the woman seems to refuse to borrow ......"

Aunt Wang half-narrowed her eyes and "interpreted" while listening.

"The woman is saying, oh, it's hard for you to borrow, and it's so sad to borrow, I can see your intestines when you open your mouth! Do you think I was going to go ashore with you? Lie to you, kneeling down and feeding the pigs is all for the sake of money, who thinks you are good if you don't have the money? Poof......"

Aunt Wang couldn't help but burst out laughing when she said that, the bitch's ruthless words couldn't be said to be down-to-earth, they were already so straightforward that they stuck to the ground, and hurriedly "cough cough", and continued to translate with a strong heart:

"Don't you know...... Don't you know that the heart of our chickens is the same as iron? Come when you have money, then you are my lover, and you will come back if you don't have money? Then you hurry up and get out of here, I have a master covered now, if you provoke me, I will send you to court! ”

"The man was angry, uh...... Burst into foul language. ”

"Say what?"

"Foul ......"

"Flip!"

“...... The man said, "Ho? Send me to court? What do you stand, uh, what do you stand...... What's the case? ”

"The woman said, I will say that you are a prostitute for nothing......"

"Poof!"

Jian Ling'er couldn't help but burst out laughing, and hurriedly asked, "Then what?" ”

Aunt Wang, the nanny, is also anxious, she really wants to see Su Bai singing while pulling the banhu, it's too showy!

But because the rap was so fast-paced and informative, she had to close her eyes and prick up her ears for the sake of translation!

"The man said angrily, don't think that you are great now that you have a master, when it comes to lawsuits, I still occupy a profit, I am afraid that I will scare you to death if I say it, my father, I am the Zhitai!"

"Picking up in the yamen? Poof, ahem......"

"My uncle, be a politician!"

"There's a pheasant tail? Burst! ”

"My eldest uncle is a general who can fight!"

"Do you want to watch and sweep the floor in the yamen?"

"My eldest brother, Nanhai County Order!"

"Oh, pull the board."

"My brother, it's the river berth, take care of you, right? Don't be arrogant, if you don't give me money, I'll kill you with a flower ticket (reward, similar to a chase and kill order), and ask if you can give it! ”

"That woman is not afraid, say, don't scare me, provoke me, I'll call the master out now! At first, I thought you were a rich man, but it turned out that you were just a slippery and singleton businessman with money, and there was no gourd in the paper winter melon, if my master knew, I would guarantee that you would be injured! ”

"The man is foul again......"

"Flip it!"

“...... I don't understand what he scolded, and then the man said, you are really too nonsense, in vain I treated you well that day, remember that you were sick that year, I worked hard for you until my legs were lame, the doctor invited dozens of people, five taels of silver a dose of medicine to eat more than 500 doses, eat appetizing, bird's nest shark fin and stewed sheep's trotters, every day for breakfast you have to drink a bowl of three and the first (porridge), eat too much and say that the taste is light, I and longan dried meat and barley, how can I have a little bit to embarrass you, embarrassment to you? ”

"At that time, you asked me to swear, just say that you want to follow me to the end, and you will go home with me when you die, it turns out that you are empty words and no bottom, and your rhetoric becomes a chicken!"

"Anger me? I will draw my sword, and I will cut off your bun, and cut off your ...... Cut your gourd, scrape your flowers...... Transform...... Hi! ”

Translator Aunt Wang has collapsed!

What is a gourd boy, what is hi, looking at Jian Ling'er's state of blushing to the root of her neck as soon as she "sighed", you know that she understands......

But in fact, it's okay to be mixed with Cantonese coarseness, mainly because Aunt Wang understands a lot of things by herself, but she can't translate them at all, and the singing rhythm of this opera is too fast.

And his speed has nothing to do with how many words you can read in an eight-beat, and the breadth and profundity of the words is simply vividly reflected at this moment.

That's a word may be an allusion, for people who don't understand at all, there are hundreds of words that you can't understand, and if you want to translate at the same time, it's really too embarrassing for her nanny!

And all of this is just one person, take a handful of banhu, and all of them will be deduced.

It's really true, one person plays a play.

......