Chapter 172: Ten Thousand Empty Alleys, Hilarious Opening
On May 1st, the weather was fine.
The long-awaited May Day prime time for movie fans finally came, and early in the morning of the same day, there were crowds of people in cinemas of all sizes and cities.
The most concerned is undoubtedly the head-to-head showdown between the hotly discussed costume comedy "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" and the Hollywood superhero movie "Black Tiger", which recently swept the North American market.
Domestic theaters also understand that they have given enough scheduling of these two films on the premiere day, and the overall ones are 25% and 25% respectively, which is just right to be impartial.
So as soon as today's box office is released, it is basically clear which "tiger" is more ruthless and ferocious.
Moreover, the facts quickly proved that Director Wang's early ridicule last night was a joke, and the reference of that pre-sale data was really not that big.
Because many fans who don't have the habit of pre-buying tickets found out when they got up in the morning to buy tickets, almost all the screenings of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" on the premiere day exploded.
Every session throughout the day is basically only a few remote corners that are extremely "orphaned", and you can't hesitate to give up the idea of seeing it for the first time, otherwise, anyone who is slower will not be able to grab it......
When I go to the cinema, the fans who first want to watch "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" are also the most, and this group of fans also has a characteristic, that is, there are a lot of sister papers!
Needless to say, everyone knows that they are all fairy brothers' little fan sisters, right......
That scene made many older single young men who originally wanted to watch Black Tiger first and then Tang Bohu temporarily change their minds, it doesn't matter if the movie is not a movie or not, what if there is a story?
Besides, even if there is no story, the fairy sister Jian Ling'er's big screen debut is 100% eye-catching......
Looking at the poster of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", Jian Ling'er's ancient costume face can make people's whole body soft on the spot, and there is only one place that is hard.
Take another look at the poster of the Black Tiger, uh, I can't say that people are not good-looking, I can only say that it really doesn't meet my own aesthetics......
As a result, before the first show at 9.30 on the day, many theaters even had people scalping, and 35 tickets shouted 50, 60 or even doubled 70, which could be easily sold......
At this moment, many attentive and witty fans have already understood that this box office battle focused on the whole network is far from being as clear as the pre-sale data seems.
No matter what, it's useless to say anything now, movies are movies after all, no matter how much you hype up in advance, in the end, you have to return to the essence and speak with your ability......
The clock came to 9.30 and the first movie began.
In the full-house screening hall of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", when the opening "Little Secretary Woo", which fans are familiar with, appeared, the audience cheered and boiled.
After all, it's really been too long for fans.
is different from the previous atmosphere of mutual spitting and saber-rattling on the Internet.
The background of the opening subtitles of the movie is the jubilant "Marriage Red" hue, coupled with a joyful song "Spring Glory", and a sense of excitement and joy suddenly comes to the face.
is also different from the character story before the beginning of "Three Smiles Marriage", using all kinds of poems that show up to the sky to create the awesomeness of the character of the merry and talented Tang Bohu, just using an extremely simple and extremely funny method to explain everything.
A bunch of gorgeously dressed landlords and gentry, in order to get Tang Bohu's ink treasure, gathered around the gate of the Tang Mansion to rob the garbage thrown by others regardless of dignity......
In an instant, the audience couldn't help laughing.
Then, the camera turned and entered the inner courtyard of the Tang Mansion, a shelf full of various types of brushes, one hand slowly stretched out, and one was selected very solemnly. Z.br>
"Boom, my brother is here!"
"Is this to write poetry or to paint?"
"Hey, here it is, is there going to be another awesome new poem? People laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the kind that others can't see through!"
「......」
The audience who grabbed tickets to watch the first show were basically fans who had watched all of "Three Smiling Marriages".
At this moment, everyone's hearts are thinking so.
After all, Su Bai's poetry, so it still needs to be blown?
Just have to see how good he can be!
Watching him hold a brush and dip it in ink slowly, elegantly and solemnly, at this moment, the audience couldn't help but hold their breath and their hearts beat faster.
Finally, when he rolled up his sleeves and put down the pen with a serious, serious and focused face, the camera pulled ......
"Poof~!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"I'm Nima!"
「......」
The audience burst out laughing on the spot with a mouthful of old blood.
What is writing poetry and painting, just roasting chicken wings, and where is the ink just now?
"Young Master, is a plate of soy sauce enough?"
"Take your time!"
Looking at Su Bai's still serious, serious and focused expression, and listening to Su Bai's serious tone, it was just that strong sense of contrast, which made the audience's laughter uncontrollable.
"Hahaha!"
"It's off the charts!"
"My brother's body is really a joke!"
"It's over, it's over, my brother is really going to take the comedian route, haha!"
「......」
is clearly said to be a nonsensical spoof film, and there have been many "famous scenes" that have been widely circulated before the release, so this is actually completely in line with the audience's expectations.
And it is precisely because of this expectation that fans are extremely excited and look forward to it.
After all, there is such a thing as a wonderful clip, and any bad movie can be cut out of so many times, which doesn't mean anything.
Now seeing this opening, the joy comes to the face, and everyone's hearts that were uneasy because of the previous gambling contract have instantly stabilized a lot.
Subsequently, the movie also lived up to everyone's expectations, with laughter one after another, so dense that people couldn't breathe at all.
Zhu Zhishan, one of the four talents, made a shining debut, and as expected, the character setting was also changed by the devil and became a gambler, and every time he lost all his money in the casino, he ran to shout Tang Bohu for help.
It is enough to listen to the dialogue between the two of them to praise each other in a serious way, and the most funny thing is that Zhu Zhishan is facing Tang Bohu's sarcasm: "...... It's just that Brother Zhu, you lose a few hundred taels every few days, and if you lose it all, you will come to call for help, it's not a way to do it all the time, right?"
He shamelessly gave a thumbs up, agreed with him and said confidently, "Insightful! In view of this, the younger brother broke the axe and sunk the boat this time, and lost everything that he could lose in his life at once, a full 300,000 taels, I hope that Brother Tang will paint 30 paintings for me, so that I can repay my debts and save my life!"
Nothing else, what stands out is that a person is invincible if he is shameless!
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
"There's nothing wrong with it, as long as you lose all the money you can lose in your lifetime at once, you won't be able to lose in the future!"
"After all, the four great talents of Jiangnan, Brother Zhu, you are definitely a logical genius!"
"Brother Zhu, you're right, I'm speechless!"
「......」
Not only that, Brother Zhu then took the shamelessness to the extreme, and when Tang Bohu refused, he knelt down directly:
"Bohu, don't be so good, okay? It's a big deal, I swear a poisonous oath, if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world go night after night until her body is incomplete and crumbling, is that okay?"
The audience laughed crazy again!
Such a tragic poisonous oath, who can stand it?
Anyway, Tang Bohu in the movie couldn't stand it, and then he made the audience even more unbearable.
Immediately afterwards, Tang Bohu, who promised to come down, asked Zhu Zhishan, who had lost all his light, to use him directly
After beating Zhu Zhishan, a spectacular painting worth 300,000 taels was also released!
「...... Spectacular, right? This is called the eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world? This painting is enough to compensate you for the 300,000 taels, please don't bother me again in the future!"
"Is that certainly, certainly? But what I admire most about Brother Tang is that you can make the double points on my chest into flowers, my palms into trees, my buttocks into stones, my front feet sit on clouds, and my back feet become mountains, hey? What part of my body did that majestic eagle draw from?"
"It's your lifeblood."
"Oh, as I expected, the majestic passion is simply expressive!"
"I'm talking about the little worm in the eagle's beak, where does the majesty and passion come from?"
Tang Bohu let out a disdainful "sigh" on his face, turned around and left.
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Poof, liferoot, eagle...... The worm in the eagle's mouth......
"Majestic ...... Passion!"
「......」
This burden has been shaken, and the audience has gone crazy, but the audience is still too young.
Zhu Zhishan's eyebrows danced, grinned triumphantly, and said to himself to the extreme, "It's okay, hey~, you can bend."
"Poof!"
The screening room is completely out of control, and the highlight is that I want this soda, what's the use?!
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