In the first scene at the beginning of the film, people can't stop showing and rolling on the ground with laughter.

Combining martial arts elements and painting with the body, it can be described as brain-opening and creative.

In addition, the two of them are extremely cheap, but they are not disgusting, but they feel cute and funny.

Rao is those viewers who have high psychological expectations for the film before watching the movie, and at this moment they are also eye-opening, their stomachs are smiling, and they are addicted.

Now the only one who is melancholy is probably the cleaning aunt of the theater, looking at the soda juice flying all over the ground, and has already begun to wonder if the next show is to ask the boss for an opinion, prohibiting bringing drinks into the venue......

The story continues, as the head of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, Tang Bohu is an idol worshiped by men, women and children in the world because of his extreme intelligence, poetry and painting, and he is the most enviable because he has eight wives who are sunken and shy.

However, although these eight wives are all beautiful and fragrant, they play cards and gamble every day, smoke and drink, and make the family smoky.

took Tang Bohu's hundred flowers and beautiful pictures as a tablecloth, Tang Yin's poetry collection was used as a table foot, and even the bird head of his favorite bird Chaofeng was cut off and used as a chicken on mahjong......

Although he lived under the same roof, no one had a spiritual connection with him, so even though he had a group of wives and concubines, a successful career, and a wealthy family, he was always unhappy.

And he can't express his dissatisfaction, and even has to pretend to be happy, otherwise his mother, who helped him get eight wives, will hang herself immediately, and die to show you, his eight wives are even more brutal, and they hang themselves together in eight minutes......

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"Haha, it's a big score, and you only hang yourself in the end after crying and making trouble, and you don't go through the procedure?"

"I'll go, eight tigresses, brutal, but I like it so much!"

"Damn, where did the white god go to find the actors, they're too beautiful, right? I'm coming, I'm coming, I can, Brother Tiger!"

"Look at my brother, give it to me, don't give it to me!"

"Brother Bohu, you're still too young, it's okay to be pretty, everything else is a minor problem!"

「......」

There are such wives, or a group, and it is really sad to say that they are sad, but the appearance of these eight is really good!

Suddenly, in line with the principle that appearance is justice, the audience couldn't help but laugh and complained happily.

As the saying goes, a daughter is easy to get, and a confidant is hard to find, and this scene also set a psychological motivation for Tang Bohu to order autumn fragrance later.

At this time, Tang Bohu lacked nothing, just wanted to find a confidant with the same heart.

When Tang Bohu finally coaxed the eight ladies and was disheartened and ready to leave, the ambitious and notorious King Ning sent people to the mansion to recruit Tang Bohu as a staff member.

Knowing that the visitor was not good, Tang Bohu casually found an excuse to be sick and did not see the guests, and hid in the room and ate grilled chicken wings with relish, but he never expected that he was directly broken in by King Ning's people and arrested!

"Didn't you say he was sick? If you are very sick, how can you still have the appetite to eat chicken wings?"

The scene was embarrassing!

The audience was already about to burst into laughter just by looking at the expression of Tang Bohu, who was eating with a mouth full of oil and holding chicken wings in his hand.

Unexpectedly, Tang Bohu deserved to be extremely smart and logical, and after being stunned for a moment, he sang directly:

"Because...... Roast chicken wings, I like to eat~"

"But if your mother tells you, you will soon be nailed (dead)"

"The more you tie the nails, the more you have to eat them, if you don't eat them now, you won't have a chance to eat them again in the future!"

「......」

In "The Marriage of Three Laughs", the Cantonese opera tune "Chunguangyan" sung by Tang Bohu when Huqiu Mountain first met Qiuxiang reappeared, and it was directly changed to "Roast Chicken Wings".

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Good guys, it's a musical!"

"Good song, good song!"

"Poof, roast chicken wings, I like to eat~"

"There's nothing wrong with it, it's just that you're dying before you have to eat more, hahaha!"

「......」

The catchy and demonic brainwashing song once again made the audience laugh, and even wanted to shout encore on the spot.

Tang Bohu's reason is very reasonable, but the envoy of King Ning didn't believe it, and asked the imperial doctor to check his pulse, and then it was another brain-opening section, Tang Bohu not only used internal force to change the pulse, but also played a song "General Order" with his pulse!

"Hahaha!"

"Poof, Xiu'er, is that you?"

"That's right, it's him!"

"Pulse playing? Ah~, it's worthy of being a white god who can show off my single-string violin to the sky, I can think of it!"

"What kind of song is the general's order, it's so burning!"

「......」

No one here has heard the ancient song "General's Order", but the Tianxiu of Su Bai's single-string violin has long been a famous scene that everyone knows and knows.

Now it seems that the single-string violin is really nothing, and he can play it for you with his pulse!

This brain hole is so open that everyone has nothing to say, except for laughing, they can only kneel down!

I don't even dare to say it's a brain-opening spoof, after all, the white god, what if this dead pervert can really be?

After fooling King Ning's envoy, Tang Bohu was almost exposed by his mother for his secret martial arts.

"Our Tang family has two major enemies, one of them is a scholar who killed his life, and the two of them decided to compete in martial arts in order to compete for the ranking on the weapon spectrum. z.br>

「...... I am afraid that the scholar will use tricks to plot against your father, so I have been watching him."

Tang's mother Zhu Qian recalled the duel past, and this wonderful sentence reading directly made all the audience laugh.

"Poof, the biggest trick of the life-killing scholar is to place you next to Tang Tianhao, right?"

"Ah, I'm not afraid of god-like opponents, I'm afraid of pig-like teammates!"

"Hahahaha, I'm so obedient, it's really a blessing to marry you!"

「......」

Thanks to her "surveillance", Tang's father Tang Tianhao's inevitable victory was directly a must-lose, right......

In the end, Tang's father's special move "Overlord Returning to the Horse Gun" was first picked off by the killer scholar's trick "Scholar Killing Sword", resulting in no piercing of the opponent and was successfully counterkilled by the opponent.

"Because your father lost the battle back then, so on today's weapon spectrum, the scholar's life-killing sword is ranked second, our overlord gun is ranked third, and Xiao Li's flying knife is considered fourth."

"What is the number one?"

"It's Xiao Li Feidao's mother, but it's a pity that she has passed away!"

"Oh, it turned out to be Xiao Li's (you) mother's flying knife, what a pity!"

Listening to Tang Bohu's full of embarrassment, the audience who had not stopped laughing at the previous moment burst into laughter again:

"Hahahaha, your mother's flying knife is outrageous!"

"Poof! It's not outrageous at all, Xiao Li's flying knife ranks fourth, and Xiao Li's mother's flying knife ranks first, which is very reasonable!"

「......」

Although no one here can understand the stalk of "Li Tanhua" ranking fourth, there is no need to understand, this homophonic stalk itself is funny enough.

At the same time, everyone now understands what the so-called "Tang Family Overlord Gun" is all about, it turns out to be based on "Three Laughs", and the Jianghu weapon spectrum setting with martial arts elements is added.

Especially those viewers who pay close attention to the actual dynamics of Weibo every day, after watching the paragraph "Drop the Gun", they immediately recalled Spring Huahua's "hard-mouthed" response on Weibo last night, and suddenly their hearts were filled with joy, and their spirits were lifted, and suddenly they felt that things seemed to be very simple......

So much so that Tang's mother Zhu Qian said that the other enemy of the Tang family was the rival who robbed Tang's father with her back then, and no one paid attention to it for a while, only when Zhu Qian was selling cuteness.

Eight virtuous and virtuous old men

In the background of the demons dancing wildly, Tang Bohu was afraid that King Ning would find trouble again, so he took the opportunity to go out to avoid the limelight.

Whether to hide from King Ning or hide from his eight wives has been sung very clearly in the subsequent sad Cantonese opera "Counting White Olive (i.e. Counting Treasures)":

"My heart is sad, my heart hurts, my eight wives are all sand and miles to make a mess of people, when I enjoy all the blessings of the people, I find out that I am empty and lonely, and frozen, and frozen......

("Shali Lang Gong" is a description of doing things recklessly, messing around, often translated as a spoof, a meaning.) ）

In the bursts of laughter from the audience, the setting of this movie has been fully paved, and the story has begun, and Tang Bohu has officially embarked on his journey of flirting with girls......

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