The classic scene of "Three Laughs".

"Pray for God" is about to be staged again, and in an instant, fans are all cheering excitedly! Especially before seeing Tang Bohu enter the temple, he was still very serious

"Ahhh

"Hahaha!"

"Come on, come on, come on, classic is here!"

"Boom, I can finally hear my brother singing again!"

"Ahhh

Everyone is familiar with the plot of "......". When I saw Tang Bohu walking straight to Qiu Xiang's side, he knelt on the worship mat: "Miss, worship God?" Okay, worship a lot of gods, and have their own gods to protect you......" Seeing that Qiu Xiang pious and didn't care about herself at all, Tang Bohu picked up the sign she asked for first, and the accompaniment music of "Asking for God" sounded.

If there is no accident, the next step is the classic singing segment of Su Baixiu, the bridge section of fancy flirting! Suddenly, the audience fell silent, and fans waited with bated breath and anticipation.

And, at this moment, in fact, what excites the audience the most is not Su Bai singing Cantonese opera, but whether Jian Linger will sing with him!

But before the audience had time to imagine too much, all imagination was suddenly interrupted!

Because in this movie, how can there be no accidents?

"Pray for God~" only listened to Tang Bohu's cheap voice before he spoke, and then inside

The sound of "ah-da" reached the ears of the audience. A bald warrior monk who came out of nowhere flew up a handsome roundhouse kick in the air, and kicked Tang Bohu out of the air directly.

In front of the door, the abbot and the warrior monk showed a warning sign: "No noise is prohibited in the temple!" ”

"Poof~~~"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience of "......" was all taken by this

The scene of "sudden death" made me laugh crazy, it was a chest beating, a pause, my thighs were smashed, and my tears were dry with laughter.

"That's okay, it's too nonsensical, hahaha!"

"Haha....... Hiccup, be reasonable, this is logical, three laughs are unreasonable! ”

"Poof, that's right, bold fanatics, dare to sing and flirt in front of the Buddha? I don't know if I'm alive or dead! ”

"Puff, ah~, help, my ancestral blood is no longer enough!"

"......" now complains that the audience of the ancestral old blood is not enough, and then they can only ask for more blessings.

Because after Tang Bohu launched his pursuit of Qiu Xiang, this show has just begun! Subsequently, it was still the classic episode of "Three Laughs", and after Tang Bohu lost Qiu Xiang, he directly hired a ship

The "notoriously fast" ship went after the official ship of Washington. This time, there is still no boatman singing segment of "Three Laughs", what the boatman said

"Fast" means that the ship sinks fast! In the uncontrollable laughter of the audience, the unreliable boatman finally relied for a while, and saw that Tang Bohu was Qiu Xiang's suitor, and said that he had a way to let him sneak into Washington.

And his method is that he pretends to be dead and plays a play with Tang Bohu

The drama of "selling himself to bury his father", once he gains the sympathy of Washington, Tang Bohu will be able to blend into Washington, and he will also be the absolute son of the absolute son.

What's more, when the two came to the gate of Washington, the boat family pretended to be a tragic corpse, seeing that they had won the sympathy of Sister Pomegranate, and the plan was about to succeed.

Unexpectedly, a man who spit blood pushed a cart of corpses over to directly rob the business and sell himself to bury the whole family!

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Can there be a competitor here?!"

"I'm a good guy directly, sure enough, this is also a realistic work dressed as a spoof comedy, and even selling myself as a slave has to roll in!"

The audience of "......" couldn't laugh anymore. Anyone who is most afraid of comparison, compared with other people's caravan corpses, Tang Bohu has only died one, which is obviously a bit insufficient.

And Qiu Xiang was obviously more sympathetic to the other party, Tang Bohu's face was full of disbelief, obviously he came first. Just then, the man's dog died.

"Wangcai~, Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, you are affectionate and righteous to me, and you treat each other with all sincerity, but I haven't even let you eat a full meal, eldest brother, I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!" He cried so much, this time he didn't have to fight at all, he was killed in seconds!

"Hahaha, it's gone!"

"Brother Tang, just play GG honestly, and then change the plan!"

"Poof, people even died of dogs, or did they die on the spot to show you, how do you want to win this game? Vote decisively! ”

The ......audience couldn't help but hold up their respect for Tang Bohu in advance. But Tang Bohu didn't want to admit defeat, he saw Sister Pomegranate stepping on a cockroach to death, and as soon as he had an idea, he immediately picked it up, and screamed in grief: "Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I have been with you for so many years, and I have been teaching as if you were my own flesh and blood, I can't imagine that today, white-haired people send black-haired people! That's exactly what I said

"The mountains and rivers are exhausted, and there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village"!

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

"This ..... Ha...... It's okay, it's amazing, it's amazing......"

"Little ...... Xiaoqiang, hahaha...... Depend on each other for life, give birth to flesh and blood, and provide books and teaching ......"

"Too.... Too haha...... Tynema's outrageous...... God, who came up with this ......"

......In an instant, there were a bunch of dead people lying under the chairs in the audience

"Corpses", all holding their stomachs cramping with laughter and desperately

"Struggling", rolling on the ground. In Su Bai's previous life,

"Wangcai" has been called for a long time

"Prosperous", but

"Xiaoqiang" is really the national unification after this movie came out. At this moment, looking at the audience's reaction, it will not be long before the cockroaches in this time and space will be uniformly called

"Xiaoqiang" is ...... As soon as Tang Bohu made this move, the scene was confusing again, and even Qiu Xiang couldn't judge it, so he could only pull the pomegranate aside and say that he would take a look.

The two also officially put on a posture, exchanged acting skills, and had a show

"Ancient and Modern" Contest! After the confrontation between the two, Tang Bohu directly picked up a stick and broke his arm: "You said that your hands are full of sores, and my whole hand is broken now, who is worse than whom?" What I never expected was that the other one was even more ruthless, he didn't even want his life, and directly smashed his head with a stick, and the blood flowed like a note and put a lonely poss sneering: "...... Want to play with me? I don't even want my life, see how you compare to me! Who could be worse than me?! "Finally,

"Plopped" and fell to the ground and died...... At this moment, the audience rolling all over the ground gave up

"Struggle", and finally convulsed a few more times, and laughed directly...... Seeing this, Tang Bohu got it, how can he fight?

also gave up the struggle, and directly surrendered and admitted defeat: "Good boy, count you miserable, we have met in the mountains and rivers!" After that, he turned around and was about to leave, but he was pulled by Sister Pomegranate and said that she wanted to buy him, for a simple reason: "He's dead, I can only buy you." ”

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

In the laughter of "......", the plot once again turned around, and Tang Bohu blended into Washington like this and became a low-level subordinate in Washington, number 9527!

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