In order to pursue the true love in his heart, Sister Qiuxiang, Tang Bohu was willing to sell himself as a slave in Washington regardless of his identity as Xie Yuan, and changed from the proud son of heaven to a low-level subordinate.

Or more precisely, it's not even as good as a low-class person. Whether it is the famous scene before the movie is broadcast, the humble 9527 sang the song when he was trained by Wu Zhuangyuan: "Die and live like a dog, and laugh when you are scolded." Or Xia Xiang's sentence: "Whoever is inferior to you, I only treat you as a dog." While amusing the audience bursting with laughter, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart: Brother Tang, lick the dog lick the dog, lick the dog to the end, there is nothing!

But Tang Bohu was not discouraged, after he infiltrated Washington, he had been secretly observing Qiu Xiang, and secretly painted a portrait of her, constantly looking for opportunities to get close to her, trying to win the favor of the beauty.

Finding almost, he created an opportunity, and he used a stone to shoot down Sixiang's kite, which landed on the roof.

At this moment, it was the highlight moment for him to take the opportunity to win the favor of his sister. As a result, he never expected that his stealing portrait was discovered by Wu Zhuangyuan, interrupting his rehearsal plan to pick up girls.

Not only that, Wu Zhuangyuan also took out the evidence from his arms to show, saying that 9527 actually painted his beautiful and graceful Sister Pomegranate like this, which was unbearable.

Moreover, Wu Zhuangyuan also generously took out a painting of his own for everyone to enjoy, and after everyone saw it, they vomited on the ground, and the audience laughed again.

"Obviously, Wu Zhuangyuan's picture must have been painted by Bai Shen!"

"I don't dare bet on you, 100%!"

"Hahahaha!"

"......" Since McDull's story, Su Bai

The label of "soul painter" cannot be removed in the hearts of fans. The poor brother Bohu's plan failed, not only did he not win Qiu Xiang's favor, but also left a very bad impression on Qiu Xiang, and finally he was beaten by Spring, Summer and Winter Sanxiang, which was so miserable that he was ...... But Brother Bohu is becoming more and more frustrated, if he can't make a plan, he will have another plan, in the middle of the night, Tang Bohu is ready to go directly to Sister Qiuxiang to confess, and the camera turns.

"Fortunately, I tried my best to protect my face, and my handsome appearance was preserved, I want to find a chance to confess to her tonight, and see if you are emotional to me!" Tang Bohu was full of confidence, and after a comic singing segment, as soon as he turned around, he received a heavy punch from Sister Pomegranate.

As soon as the "makeup" Sister Pomegranate appeared, the audience was all boiling, after all, it was already a famous scene, and Sister Pomegranate was hugely popular.

Listening to Sister Pomegranate's subsequent lines and dialogues, it directly penetrated the audience.

"Sister Pomegranate, you misunderstood! In fact, I treat you as much respect as I do to my own wife. ”

"Mother? Are you actually in love with your own mother? Oh my God, such a rebellious thing that has lost all conscience...... It's so exciting! Come on, I've never tried it before, I'm a little nervous. ”

"Sister Pomegranate, are you crazy?"

"Don't say it again, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, just push hard...... "The speed is too fast, I can't brake at all!"

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

The ......audience laughed once again...... The excitement can't stop, and at this moment, the four silver thieves of Dongyin, Xibei, Xianbei, and Wet secretly broke into Washington and stunned Sister Pomegranate with one foot.

No one here knows that the weapon spectrum in front is a spoof of Gu Long, the four silver thieves are a spoof of Jin Yong, and the poss posed by the four of them are even more like Dragon Ball's Kenut team.

But just listening to this name, the audience feels very sharp and funny! Hearing that they were here for Qiu Xiang, Tang Bohu turned into a little silver worm and took the initiative to be the leading party, and after getting rid of them with a little trick, he came to Qiu Xiang's room to report to her.

But Qiu Xiang, who was peeking at Tang Yin's poetry collection and panicked because Tang Bohu broke into his room, how could he believe his words?

Sister Qiu Xiang not only angrily scolded him for being the silver thief, but also pressed step by step, holding him down is a mockery: "Don't worry that you have read for two years, you will be ignorant and ignorant women everywhere, it doesn't matter if a man is poor, but you must have backbone and talent to learn, otherwise even if you read a book for a lifetime, you are just a waste!" This made Tang Bohu sigh in frustration, it turned out that the falling flowers had always intentionally followed the flowing water, and the flowing water had no intention of falling in love with the falling flowers.

And after a sneer, Sister Qiu Xiang took out a collection of Tang Yin's poems, and also sighed, is Tang Bohu really the only man in this world?

As he spoke, he recited Tang Bohu's "Song of the Peach Blossom Nunnery": Peach Blossom Nunnery in Peach Blossom Dock, Peach Blossom Fairy in Peach Blossom Nunnery...... It turns out that Qiu Xiang is actually Tang Bohu's super little fan girl, everything is so dramatic, but it is thought-provoking.

At this time, Qiu Xiang's admiration for Tang Bohu was only superficial, in fact, she didn't know what kind of person the real Tang Bohu was.

Because the most manly and backbone Tang Bohu in her mouth, isn't that the most unman and spineless 9527 in front of her?

A typical wishful thinking fan girl and the bloody story of an idol, after all, before Koko was doxxed, who would have thought that the world champion could be so scummy?

And there are not too many such cases, there will be one in three or two days, there is nothing new on Wall Street, and there is no need to go through history at all...... It's still the same sentence, others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who can't see through it.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. In this world where you pretend to be me, it is difficult to even find empathy between people, not to mention who can see through who at a glance, but generally the person who takes the initiative to spread his heart is the most likely to be hurt.

After learning that Qiu Xiang was actually his little fan sister, the disheartened Tang Bohu rekindled his confidence and directly told Qiu Xiang the fact that he was Tang Bohu.

However, people will only believe the facts they want to believe, not to mention that Tang Bohu's reckless behavior of breaking into the boudoir has already been labeled as a werewolf by Qiu Xiang.

"Tang Bohu's poem is simply an insult when it comes out of your mouth!" The angry Qiu Xiang was too lazy to listen to Tang Bohu anymore

"quibbled", and directly sent him an extra sign

The "Cross Soul Chaser" beat him out of the air. Retribution came quickly, and at this time, the four silver thieves also came here, and Qiu Xiang found out that 9527 was not deceiving, but it was too late, and the four silver thieves directly kidnapped her.

At this time, Wu Zhuangyuan appeared in time to stop the thief, and Mrs. Hua was a hidden martial arts master, she beat four flower thieves in a few moves and saved Qiu Xiang.

But a wave has just flattened, and a wave has risen! Qiu Xiang's "Tang Yin's Poetry Collection" that she threw away in a panic was picked up by her subordinates and handed it to Mrs. Hua, who was immediately furious after reading it, because she said that Tang Bohu was not allowed to have anything at home.

Faced with Mrs. Hua's questioning, Qiu Xiang didn't dare to admit it, and at this time, Tang Bohu, who didn't know the inside story, stepped forward again, heroically saved the beauty, and directly stood up and said that the poetry collection was his.

Unexpectedly, Mrs. Hua hated Tang Bohu so much, and when she heard this, she was furious and directly ordered someone to drag him out and chop him into meat sauce to feed the dogs.

It turned out that Mrs. Hua was the enemy of Tang's mother Zhu Qian! As the saying goes, those who love others are also the black on the house; Those who hate others hate others hate the rest.

She hated Tang's father Tang Tianhao out of love, and she hated Tang Bohu, the son of her rival in love. In a hurry, Tang Bohu had an idea,

"Plop" knelt down directly and begged Mrs. Hua to listen to his explanation. Seeing this scene, the audience couldn't help but laugh out loud, because according to Brother Bohu

The style of "turning cockroaches into small strengths" sounds clear to them: "Madam, please listen to my quibbles!" And when I saw Tang Bohu picking up a chopstick on the ground and knocking on the bowl, a

The feeling of "the next thing must not be simple" instantly rose in my heart, and in an instant, I just wanted to shout: coon, baby!