Chapter 180: Fake Dragon and True Phoenix, Little Scholar Fights General
"It turns out that Tang Bohu is such a person, and Hua'an is much better than him." Seeing that the idol in my heart collapsed, and it collapsed more tragically than the collapse, Qiu Xiang, who was beautiful and dreamy, muttered to herself in shock and shame.
"It's over, Sister Qiuxiang." The little scholar Hua An suddenly flashed out and grinned, startling Qiu Xiang a lot.
"Ahh You, you, you...... Why are you here? ”
"Uh, I'm here to peep, what about you?"
“...... Me too. ”
"Oh, let's see." Qiu Xiang seemed to be so ashamed that she didn't dare to turn her head at all, the crack in the ground really didn't have to be drilled, but she was about to bury her head in the firewood.
At this time, Hua An, who was engrossed in enjoying the live broadcast, said again: "Wow~, this trick is wonderful!" ”
"Really?" Qiu Xiang heard this
The sound of "xiu" turned around, the neck was stretched out, and the eyes were straight. On the contrary, Hua An's eyes widened, and he looked at Qiu Xiang, who was fascinated and amazed in disbelief, and was completely stunned......
"Poof!"
"Hahaha!"
"Sister Fairy, you keep it!"
"Hey, how do I think you're more interested?"
"Ahhh Your saliva, wipe your saliva! ”
In the scene of "......", the peerless Sister Pomegranate is indeed in the limelight, and the big drama of Beauty and the Beast is unstoppable, but the heroine Jian Linger's performance is not bad.
Be reasonable, what to pretend, this kind of love action blockbuster of Beauty and the Beast, or live broadcast, the kind of live broadcast that doesn't even need to be separated by the screen, who doesn't like to watch it, right?
A small action, the cold fairy who doesn't know the fireworks in the world is not only down to the mortal dust, but also falls directly into the heart of the earth!
The image of the fairy was shattered, not only did it stop to the ground, but it also made the audience laugh so much that they couldn't make a human shape. In this way, the lost little scholar and the lost little maid in the world did not study poetry and songs together in front of the willow tree at the third watch at night as promised, but enjoyed a live broadcast together in the firewood room in broad daylight, and completed the sublimation of the soul together...... Such a connotative scene even reminded many experienced pure old drivers of the past when they and their girlfriends watched the movie, and in an instant, it was another while
"Wolf howls on a moonlit night"! At this time, Sister Qiu Xiang, although she watched the live broadcast with Hua'an and completed the sublimation of friendship, she still didn't know what she saw
"Tang Bohu" is fake, Hua'an is actually Tang Bohu's original tiger. True and false, false and true, it is so difficult to distinguish.
And the audience outside the play already understands very well at this moment, the story is here, and the climax of the story is coming!
Next, it is not up to you to see how you pierce through this last layer of window paper. The movie didn't drag on at all, and as soon as the camera turned, King Ning, who had been explained at the front, made his debut!
King Ning, who has always disagreed with Hua Taishi's politics and has bad intentions, brought his soldiers and horses directly into the Taishi's mansion to find trouble with Hua Taishi.
He said that he heard that Hua Taishi loved Danqing, and then first showed a painting "Peacock Picture" by Tang Bohu in his collection, and threatened to give it to Taishi: "I appreciate the king's demeanor the most, the kind of momentum that makes the birds bow their heads, jumping on the paper, it is really worthy of being the king of birds!" This is already implied plainly.
said that he was looking for trouble, but in fact, it was nothing more than King Ning wanted to force Hua Taishi to stand in line before the rebellion, which translates to: This officeman, do you choose me Da D or Ah Le?
Who would dare to play with him for the crime of usurping the throne and punishing the nine clans? Washington people are not stupid, who will eat him, if you really want to choose, it is also a skewer explosion, after all, only he can lead the club to step into the moon!
Mrs. Hua took the invitation and sent Qiu Xiang to appreciate the painting: "This peacock picture is indeed a rare work of Tang Yin's wonderful brushwork, but unfortunately the peacock is always a bird, no matter how it is framed, it will not help, any bird is a bird, and it will never fly on the branch and become a phoenix!" "It's also a clear hint, you're just a prince, not a real dragon emperor, please pee on yourself!
How could King Ning admit defeat easily, and directly use the topic to play: You say no, then you can give me a line, and give me a look at Tang Bohu's real phoenix?
The drama is here again,
"Tang Bohu" is in Washington at this moment
"Guest"? was also entertained very well by Sister Pomegranate, so good that you don't want it...... Immediately afterwards, Mrs. Hua gave an order, and Zhu Zhishan, who pretended to be Tang Bohu, was brought up.
In the undercurrent of confrontation between the two sides, Brother Zhu trembled and drew a pair of readings
"The pride of the sacred bird", writing
The masterpiece of "Chicken Peck Rice" instantly shows off the audience!
"Haha!"
"Hahahaha!"
“!”
"Hold it back, this painting is absolutely at the level of the white master, and the absolute pride of the divine bird!"
"Poof, Wo Nima, drawing a circle on the head of the chick is the mythical bird Phoenix? I wish you a god-shattering genius, I'm serving you! ”
"......" is actually still a Dragon Ball terrier, and there is a halo on the head that means that it has ascended to heaven, so it is a sacred bird.
The audience here can't get that, but it's still funny. Because Mrs. Hua then not only used the donkey to frustrate King Ning's plan, but also alluded to the core argument of this round of competition: "A fake Tang Bohu is a fake Tang Bohu, no matter how a worm pretends to be a tiger, he only deserves to be held in the mouth by an eagle, and King Ning, you are a mortal bird, you are a mortal bird, and you will never fly on the branch and become a phoenix, let alone the real dragon Tianzi!" "King Ning of the Ming Dynasty in two time and space made a rebellion, and the result was a rout, known as an army of 100,000, right, and then Wang Yangming led a hundred and eighty men and horses to be easily destroyed, and it was miserable...... So this kind of pun that is super god on and off the field, full of details everywhere, why do you need to watch Dragon Ball?
One more point or one less point, in fact, one point is enough! In this first round of confrontation, there is no doubt that King Ning was completely defeated, but since he is looking for trouble, there can't be only one plan!
After King Ning saw that the first move he had prepared was easily dissolved, he immediately dispatched his own
When the "staff general" goes to war, he wants to have a discussion with Hua Taishi. Mrs. Hua seized the high position and fell into a blow
"How can the Taishi bully the small" resigned his trick and was the staff general of King Ning
The phrase "to pierce the intestines".
"Literary exchanges are big or small" was dismissed. Moreover, he also made a wonderful couplet based on Mrs. Hua's words: "There are three masters in one township and two miles, and if you don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, how dare you teach seven, eight or nine sons?" Bold! "This is clearly Mrs. Yuhua
"Taishi doesn't want to bully the big with the small", mocking Hua Taishi for having no pen and ink in his chest and forcibly pretending to compare! Corresponding to this situation, it is really the best of the best...... For a while, Hua Taishi was at a loss, and he didn't know how to deal with it at all.
At this critical moment, in front of King Ning's aggressive fake dragon, Zhenfeng finally appeared!
"Let me try?"
"Ten rooms, nine poor tricks, eight eggs, seven dollars, six cents and five cents, can An hide four three two meanings? First class obscene! "Hua Anhua, a lost little scholar in the world, rescued the scene in time and faced it easily!
"Hahahaha!"
“!”
"Awesome!"
"The real phoenix is here, and all birds dare to be arrogant?"
The "......" hero is here, and the king is back! At this moment, the bamboo shoots exploded in the screening hall, and all the audience cheered and boiled!