Chapter 179 Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, the dog man and woman eventually become dependents
After being promoted to a companion reading boy, Tang Bohu can no longer be said to be like a fish in water, it is completely a god boss slaughtering the novice village, and the scene is not controllable at all.
Before the audience could catch their breath from laughter in the last scene, Tang Bohu had already started his Tianxiu mode.
"I'll ...... Playing the harmonica, playing the jade flute, stir-frying clams, baking an egg tart, divining astrology, observing people, being pretentious, stealing jade and stealing incense!"
After Xie Yuanlang boasted, he used a trick to recognize the mentally retarded, and immediately convinced Hua Taishi's two sons, Hua Wen and Hua Wu, and accepted the two eldest young masters as younger brothers.
The teacher in the house saw that a little scholar dared to pry my little brother, is this still possible? Z.br>
He immediately confronted Tang Bohu: "I am originally from Surabaya, and I am currently the chief Xibin of Washington, holding a white paper fan, which department are you?"
The white paper fan is a position in the Hongmen Society, codenamed "415", also known as "Mr.".
This position is equivalent to a "military advisor", which is the think tank of the gang, the administrator, who is mainly responsible for reasoning with other gangs, managing finances, making suggestions, etc., in short, everything other than fighting and killing, is basically under the control of this position.
As soon as this gentle-looking and polite teacher opened his mouth, he was gang slang, Jianghu terms, strong contrasts and funny lines, which instantly made people laugh.
"Poof, white paper fan?"
"Hahaha, are you a teacher or a club boss?"
"I'm a good guy directly, a white paper fan, this gentleman is a little expected!"
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And Tang Bohu, as the head of the "Four Gangsters in Jiangnan", has also seen the world, since the other party showed his name to highlight that he has a black background, he immediately showed his name and responded:
"I'm originally from Suzhou, and I'm currently a lost little scholar in Washington, with a pair of double-flowered big red sticks in front of the door!"
"Red Stick" is also a position in Zihongmen, codenamed "426", which is equivalent to a gold medal fighter, the role of a "general", and the opposite of "military advisor", those things like recruiting troops and watching the field, taking the younger brother to fight and kill, etc., are in his charge.
The "Double Flower Red Stick" is actually not the superior of the "Red Stick", the level is the same as the ordinary Red Stick, and the "Double Flower" is actually an additional honor.
According to the self-confession of the real gangster, if you want to get the "double flower", you must first become a "red stick" in your own club, and then at the same time have great kindness to other clubs, and have made outstanding contributions such as saving people from fire and water.
Then the leaders of other clubs can give him an honor if they remember his kindness, called "Double Flower Red Stick"!
For example, Brother Haonan of the Hongxing Gang rescued the Dongxing Gang, and the leader of the Dongxing Gang can add flowers to Haonan's red stick, which is beneficial to both gangs, which is called "double flower".
Hong Xing can't give Haonan "double flowers" to help himself, no matter how many cows Haonan is, he can't give another flower, and the other flower can only be given by other gangs.
In addition, the status of the white paper fan is lower than that of the red stick, not to mention the "double flower".
As soon as Tang Bohu's name of "Double Flower Red Stick" was reported, Mr. Chief Xibin immediately felt crushed to death by Tang Bohu, and then he directly took a step back, took off his coat to show off his tattoos, and pulled out a knife to express his strong dissatisfaction:
"Whew! Are you bigger than me?"
"I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old cow on my waist, a dragon's head on my chest, a god who blocks and kills a god, and a Buddha who blocks and kills a Buddha!"
Similarly, according to Hongmen, only gang leaders can have the following tattoos: "Green Dragon" on the left arm and "White Tiger" on the right arm, symbolizing the strength of force; The waist is tattooed with "old cow", and the cow's waist symbolizes the stability of the middle plate; The tattoo "dragon head" on the chest means "the head of the dragons".
The "brake mark" tattooed on his body is also said, and generally only the dragon head brother can tattoo this.
So obviously, Mr. Teaching, who integrates the four divine beasts, is bragging about being the leader of the dragon.
But unfortunately, it is only three seconds handsome......
He had just put the knife on his chest and placed the POSS, when Hua Taishi was so coincidental
One pushed the door in, and Mr. Teaching sent ......
"Poof!"
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
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Hua Taishi accidentally killed someone, and Hua An once again showed his wit to help Hua Taishi testify and exonerate himself, and then immediately won Hua Taishi's appreciation and was promoted to "Senior Reading Companion", replacing Mr. Teaching to teach the two young masters to read.
After the status soared again, it was different, Tang Bohu called a spring breeze and a horse's hoof.
I used to think that he was not even as good as a low-level subordinate, and the spring, summer and winter Sanxiang, who could only be regarded as a dog, began to flatter him crazily, even if it was his blatant fancy flirtation, and no matter how obscene the jokes were, he would not annoy people.
At most, it's just a coquettish, and it sounds like it wants to refuse and welcome, quite realistic.
And Qiu Xiang's attitude towards him has also begun to change greatly, and his good impression is increasing day by day in the exchange and interaction, and he even began to pass on "love paintings" to him.
looked at the girl who was finally "concubine", but in fact, Qiu Xiang always remembered her idol Tang Bohu, and decided in her heart that Tang Bohu, who seemed to be unruly, but was actually infatuated and single-minded, was her true destiny.
Moreover, she thinks that Hua'an not only has no grudges with Tang Bohu, but also thinks that Hua'an must know Tang Bohu, and hopes that Hua'an can introduce Tang Bohu to her.
Thanks to Hua'an is Tang Bohu himself, otherwise, this wave will be more realistic, and it can directly pierce people's hearts.
is still the same sentence, there is nothing new on Wall Street, there is no need to turn over history at all, this kind of case is one in three days, such as what is the murder loan to reward the male anchor, and the married station sister is dedicated to the son of a famous guide......
According to "Inspiration from Life", we can know that reality is always more exciting than in the play.
At the same time, Sanxiang came to report that "Tang Bohu" was arrested by Wu Zhuangyuan and entered Washington, which immediately surprised both Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang.
As soon as the camera turned, it immediately made the audience laugh again.
It turned out that Zhu Zhishan lost all his gambling money again, and pretended to be Tang Bohu in the market to sell paintings to pay off gambling debts, and was arrested by mistake.
Brother Bohu is still righteous, in order to protect the life of this unreliable brother, he once again used his skillful tongue to fool Mrs. Hua and save him.
Subsequently, Mrs. Hua directly asked Zhu Zhishan to be locked in the firewood room and handed over to Sister Pomegranate to take care of it.
are all old drivers, no one pretends to be pure, just looking at Sister Pomegranate's expression that she is so excited that she is about to take off on the spot, the audience doesn't need to associate to know what will happen, and the bamboo shoots are stunned again!
Sure enough, the "poisonous oath" made by Zhu Zhishan in front of him came true, but it was not a big problem!
Sister Pomegranate enjoyed it very much, Zhu Zhishan also enjoyed it, and even felt so comfortable that he picked his teeth, and even Tang Bohu went over to save him, but he said he didn't want to leave......
"Hahaha!"
"Hahahaha!"
"I have a question that I can't figure out, why does Brother Zhu pick his teeth after finishing his errands?"
"Wow, this question is profound, I'm afraid that a driver with a C1 license can't answer it, at least A1 can understand." 、
"Hahahaha!"
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The speed of the car was too fast, and the scene was simply uncontrollable.
At this time, Qiu Xiang actually ran over secretly, and also confessed to "Tang Bohu", Zhu Zhishan just pretended to be so homeopathic, and immediately made Qiu Xiang's fans delirious, touching his hands was just a trivial matter, and he was willing to give him a hug......
Obviously, it is not Hua'an, a little scholar, who is lost in the world, but Qiuxiang, a little maid.
Fortunately, Sister Pomegranate, who hadn't eaten enough just now, arrived in time to interrupt, and performed a wonderful leather whip show for Hua'an and Qiuxiang, who were hiding behind the firewood together.
While making the audience laugh and fall off the chair again, it finally made Sister Qiu Xiang wake up!
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