Weige found himself in a rice field, and he sat on the ground and fell into deep thought.

The man named Weige is the Deadpool of the Earth-23333 universe, and he is still fighting passionately with the boss named Ouranos just now.

The three-point uniforms that have been shattered suggest that the battle between Virg and Ouranos actually took place.

It's strange that the combat uniforms are all broken into three-point patterns, but the black and red masks on the face are not damaged, and they are not open.

The cub of Ouranos gave himself a few cruel moves, and the dimensional slash directly chopped himself up with a knife, and then after Weige healed himself, he tore it into several pieces with his hands, and then used the aging light to catalyze Weige's cells into a state of death.

But it didn't do much for Weige other than feeling a little pain.

Weige also gave Ouranos a few tricks, and when he found an opportunity, he directly stuffed dozens of split personalities into this guy's brain.

These dozens of personalities held parties in Ouranos' consciousness, and all kinds of indescribable spirits directly assimilated Ouranos's own personality.

The time realm on Ouranos's body collapsed, and Weige could feel that he could stay around Ouranos without relying on Doctor Strange to buff him with time gems.

And then......

That's where Weige comes in.

It doesn't really matter where he appears, Weige can live anywhere, but the terrible thing is that he has lost an ability.

Like the rest of the alternate universe Deadpool, Weige knows that he is a comic book character, and if he wants to, he can see what's outside the comic frame, and he can see the stories happening in other parallel universes.

This ability is known as the "fourth wall".

Weige's third favorite thing to do on weekdays is to see the little secrets of some characters in other parallel universes through the "fourth wall".

What Thor and Hela are ready to have children to create Asgard's pure-blooded offspring......

What is the pentagonal love between Hawkeye, Black Widow, Captain America, Wasp, and Ant-Man......

What kind of adventure is Deadpool adventuring with a spider......

Every time Weige can't help but prepare to reward himself, he peeks at it, and the various themes on the Internet are no longer satisfying Weige.

It is this ability to see through the "fourth wall" that Weige has lost.

It's disgusting!

Originally, when Weige found himself in this rice field, he was going to reward himself with his hands!

No way now!

What to do?

Wei Ge thought for a long time and found that since he couldn't do his third favorite thing to reward himself, it was better to go directly to his first favorite thing!

Directly get yourself to a dead state to meet the lovely Miss Death, and then do something shameful, and then continue to kill yourself and continue to do shameful things.

As we all know, Deadpool in any universe can have some adultery with the death of the five gods of the universe.

WeGe can do this all day!

There's no way Weg is really dead anyway.

Thinking of this, Weige got up, walked to the small ditch next to the rice field, and inserted his head into it.

Ten minutes later, Weige entered a state of suffocation.

"What about my family's death?"

There is only a blank space in the picture of the marquee before death.

The figure of the goddess of death did not appear.

Wei Ge struggled up from the ditch and looked up to the sky and roared: "No, even if my buddy is not in the original world, I have to give the entire goddess of death in the parallel universe for me to re-attack!" ”

As Deadpool, Weige is also a type of brain that is not very easy to use, and he can't understand why he can't see Miss Death, so he is ready to die until death comes to him.

An hour later.

Finally, a figure appeared around this rice field.

Sensing someone approaching, Weige lifted his head from the water, it was a woman, but not his own little sister of death, and he stuck his head in the water again.

The woman let out a scream.

Tsunami was a little desperate.

Her father, Dazner, was away from home, and she had to do all the work in the house, and today, as usual, she went to her field to pull weeds and take them home to feed the geese.

It's just that she doesn't understand why there is a man in her field for no reason, this man's clothes are tattered and basically can't cover anything, revealing most of the rather greedy wonderful flesh, with two knives behind his back, and a strange mask on his head, and when he sees her coming, he sticks his head into the water.

You can't let people die in their own fields!

Tsunami overcame the fear of the unknown in her heart, leaned over to Weige's side, and asked in a trembling voice, "This gentleman, what happened?" ”

Weige lifted his head out of the water again, then flicked it from side to side, throwing the water out of his head.

"She speaks Japanese?" Weige muttered to himself, then tapped his head with his hand, adjusted the language system to Japanese, and said to Tsunami:

"Ahh Neon this place, I've wanted to come here to have fun for a long time, and I know a lot about neon culture, what kind of neighbor wife in the countryside, mean female boss, half-sister, female investigator and the like I want to see it! For this reason, I also deliberately taught myself Japanese in the film, you see that there is no obstacle to our communication, right? It is said that I am a genius in every sense of the word, but no one believes me. And I have a distant cousin who is neon, hehe...... Cousin hehe......"

Weige looked Tsunami up and down as he spoke.

Well...... A young woman with a face value of 8.5 points, her eyebrows and eyes are quite attractive, her figure is not high but the proportion is very good, and her figure is also convex and backward, I didn't expect to meet a woman at such a level.

Usually surrounded by whites and blacks, Weige rarely encounters such a soft face.

Since you can't contact Miss Death, it's better to talk to the young lady in front of you first, maybe the plot of "Neighbor's Wife in the Country" will develop.

"Neon? This is the land of waves, and I haven't heard of neon. Tsunami barely managed to discern the useful information in Weige's words and tried to communicate with Weige.

"The Land of Waves? Strange place names, is there a fat country? I'd love to see it. ”

Tsunami was completely confused by Weige, and whispered, "Isn't this person crazy?" There won't be any danger, right? ”

"How can I be said to be crazy? The doctors at the psychiatric hospital said I was allowed to be discharged. ”

Weige frowned and took off his soaked mask.

Just as Wei Ge expected, Tsunami in front of her fell into a moment of sluggishness, and a peach heart faintly appeared in her eyes, as if she had fallen into some kind of charm technique.

Weige's face under the mask is ridiculously handsome.

If the Deadpools in other parallel universes knew that Weige looked like this, they would have to cross the dimensional wall and hack Weige to death.

Why do you look like the illegitimate son of Claude and Sephiroth, while the other Deadpools look like avocados partyed by bugs?

It can only be said that Deadpool and Deadpool are still different.

How can you make the Scarlet Witch who has fallen into the green (hair) and spring (love) period come to her senses if she is not good-looking? If she doesn't look good, how can she make the succubus queen Xia Kela abandon her family and abandon her business and chase after her crazy? How can you slap the butt of little Gwen, a swollen ghost spider, if you don't look good?

Don't ask, ask is quantum mechanics.

Wei Gecai is not a mercenary with cancer, and his immortality and self-healing abilities are not obtained by participating in human modification experiments.

I don't have a cousin called Death Knell.

Weige remembers that when he was a child, he and his parents traveled to New York, just in time for a terrorist attack, and the family was blown to slag in the restaurant, and then Weige was resurrected on the spot with his awakening ability.

It was at that time that Weige was taken by Miss Death, and in the days that followed, Weige was trained to be what he is now.

Weg's abilities are a bit more exaggerated than regular Deadpool.

Able to regenerate itself from its smallest living body, including hair, skin, and blood droplets, Weger's body is extremely resistant, and its regenerative ability is strong enough to resist strong acids and gamma rays.

Weige can exist in the form of a doppelganger, which can grow a new independent body through the living part of the body, and can also carry out controlled schizophrenia.

Weige's presence seems to cause other creatures to pay positive or negative attention to him, and he automatically transforms into the brightest boy in the crowd, commonly known as the "Succubus Aura", in order to eliminate this effect, Weige wears a mask for a long time.

When Weige's consciousness is out of control, its regeneration, proliferation, and charm abilities will operate at full efficiency, causing a large-scale causal infection and creating a world-destroying crisis.

In addition, Deadpool in other parallel universes has a cousin named Deathstroke who is active in the DC Comics universe next door, while Weige has a cousin with similar abilities named Tomie Kawakami, who is active in the Neon region......

Well, even the tear mole in Weige's left eye is as charming as his cousin......

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Publicly available information:

In the world of Earth-23333, in addition to the god - death, there are also eight women who claim to be Weige's girlfriends, namely: Succubus Queen - Charcula, Scarlet Witch Wanda, Outlaw Maniac - Inez, Lucky Fruit Ability - Domino, Replica Cat - Vanessa, Second Generation Black Widow - Yelena, Doctor of Genomics - Professor Veronica, and White Queen - Emma.

But Weige claims to be single.

In addition, in addition to his cousin Tomie, Weige also has a cousin named Jason, but unfortunately Jason can only be resurrected infinitely and has no outstanding appearance, and even has a great lack of intelligence.