Land of Rain.

Fei Duan, who was lying on the bed and worshipping the evil god, suddenly opened his eyes and found that he was covered in cold sweat.

Fei Duan is a traitor to the land of Yu, a loyal believer of the cult of the evil gods, who gained immortality by worshipping the evil gods, and fought using physical skills and the ability to transfer damage.

Recently, he was absorbed into the most powerful terrorist organization in the ninja world, "Xiao", codenamed "Three", which means "Santai".

The devil knows what "Santai" means, just as no one can understand why the cult's rituals are exactly the same as napping.

Fei Duan excitedly climbed out of bed, went out, and banged headfirst on the door of the next room.

Living next door is Fei Duan's teammate, Takino Kuni's traitorous ninja Kakuto, an old man in his eighties who is still alive and kicking, and fighting the first Hokage is not dead is his most proud record, but no one can testify to him the authenticity and gold content of this record.

Jiaodu is keeping accounts, he works part-time as an accountant in the Xiao organization, and when he has the opportunity, he makes fake accounts for the boss Payne, and takes the opportunity to secretly eat a part of the operating funds earned by the Xiao organization for the land of rain.

Payne Six Paths seems to be like a god on top of the sky, but the real controller, Nagato, doesn't understand mathematics and economics at all, and his knowledge level can probably calculate addition and subtraction within ten.

And Xiao Nan, who is the "divine messenger" next to Nagato, has an education level that is about the same as no education.

The two of them were pitted around by the old thing of Jiaodu.

Obviously, the ninjas of the Xiao Organization have made a lot of money, and they have also used the money to subsidize the livelihood of the people in the Land of Rain, but why can't they see the effect? Nagato often couldn't sleep in the middle of the night thinking about this problem.

The horns were taken aback by the sudden intrusion, and if such a thing as a fake account was discovered, he would not have a good fruit to eat, and he would be relieved to see that the person who came was Fei Duan.

Fei Duan's cultural level is not as good as Payne and Xiao Nan, he doesn't know a few big characters, so he can draw his forced triangles and circles, and those who don't know think that Fei Duan is quite good at geometry.

"If you break into my room like this again, I'll cut off all your limbs and head and hang them upstairs to dry." Kakudu said this, and it can be seen that he has a very good relationship with his teammates.

"Kakudu, the evil god has responded to me!" Fei Duan said excitedly, but his face was pale and sweat kept dripping, and he looked too empty.

"Don't bother me, get back to your room."

"The evil god says he is afraid, and an unspeakable new god has come! Just to the south, it's a more chaotic life form than the evil gods! ”

"Get out!"

"Let's go hunt down this new god, sacrifice this monster to the evil god, and you will definitely get the reward of the god! Even evil gods will descend from my body to reality! ”

The horn didn't speak, and he shook his hand, and several black lines released by the secret art Earth Resentment pierced Fei Duan's body.

This kind of injury didn't have any effect on Fei Duan's immortal body, and Kakudu just wanted to string Fei Duan together with a black line and throw him out of the room, so that he could make a fake account with peace of mind.

A black line pierced Fei Duan's throat, causing Fei Duan to speak with some difficulty: "What if...... Sacrifice to the New God...... Cult of Funds ......"

Before he finished speaking, Jiaodu retracted the black line and faced Feiduan: "Talk about it carefully, you can discuss." ”

The Land of Waves.

Tsunami's home.

Weg is eating the noodles that the beautiful little widow has cooked for him.

Tsunami didn't know why she had taken the strange man in front of her home with a "I'm hungry" and gave him something to eat.

She was a helpless widow, her old father was not at home, and her son was only eight years old, and she brought home a mysterious, unclothed, handsome, strange and sturdy man, not to mention how dangerous such a thing might be, and she could not cope with the stares and gossip of her neighbors.

But she just had a brain pumping and took Weige home.

This is the terrifying ability that Wei Ge inherited from his cousin Tomie, at least so that Wei Ge can eat soft rice no matter what the situation.

The Succubus Queen, Shakla, is ashamed of Weige's seductive abilities.

Unfortunately, this side is a little unpalatable.

I actually used buckwheat noodles to cook soup noodles, and the choice of ingredients was wrong and failed!

The noodle soup has no flavor of seasoning at all, it is difficult to swallow, and it fails!

I didn't add any side dishes to the noodles, and I failed!

The noodles are so bad that they will break when they are clamped, not to mention the taste, failure in failure!

Weige shook his head and shook the Hong Kong film lines out of his head.

Weige, who has been in love for many years, thinks that his emotional intelligence is so high that he is off the charts, and of course he will not speak to Tsunami according to the above lines.

He put down the dishes and chopsticks, and said to Tsunami with a satisfied expression, "I'm full." ”

Tsunami took a deep breath, this bastard, only half a bite of a large bowl of noodles said that he was full.

But Tsunami was not angry, she knew that her cooking skills were not good, otherwise her son Yi would not have gone to his friend's house every day to eat during the time when his old father was not at home.

Besides, she really can't be angry in the face of a handsome guy like Wei Ge.

Weag is now dressed in the clothes of Tsunami's father, Dazna.

Wei Ge is 1.88 meters tall and full of muscles, this dress is really several sizes smaller, and Jinami can't care for a while whether to savor Wei Ge's face or peek at the muscle lines exposed in the gaps in the clothes.

Tsunami sat down across from Weige and asked, "Look at Weige with two weapons on your back, you should be a ninja, right?" ”

On the way home, Tsunami learns the name of Weige, who is not a native of the country of waves, and that's all she can get.

Weige's mouth is really idle, and he introduces himself to Tsunami along the way, regardless of whether the other party can understand it or not.

"Twenty years ago, I worked in a special assassination unit and killed several high-ranking officials in the Middle East and North Africa. The old guy who brought me into the industry was nicknamed Funny Artist, and he bragged to me every day that he had killed Emperor Merlot with one shot. Cut, in terms of seniority, buddy also fought in the Civil War! ”

"Four years ago, I was sixteen years old, and I just went to Webb Middle School, and I ran into that stupid mutant from the Apocalypse who came to California, and seriously, can the old guys die! If it weren't for the apocalypse, I would have been admitted to USC by now. ”

Let's just say, how can we judge the real age of Weige from these two passages?

Wei Ge himself didn't know how old he was, but he looked like he was in his early twenties for a long time.

As a Deadpool, Weige suffers from severe schizophrenia, less severe post-traumatic stress disorder, conditioned masochism, incidental memory impairment, mild bipolar affective disorder, and cognitive dysfunction.

Therefore, it is difficult for normal people to get information from what Weige said.

The doctors at the psychiatric hospital allowed Weige to be discharged because the thing was really not saved, and there was really no mental hospital that could keep Weige in it.

It's just mental illness, Weige doesn't care at all, relying on appearance to offset the side effects of mental illness is more than enough.

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Publicly available information:

The comedian artist, whose full name is Edward Dolan Weitt, is himself a patient of Weige in the Willowbrook Asylum in New York, and has no superpowers or combat skills.

Edward's admission to the hospital was due to the fact that his mind suddenly had the memory of a World War II veteran and elite agent, who was talking about nuclear threats, the Cold War, and the assassination of the Emperor Merlot.

However, when Edward was admitted to the hospital, it was already the 21st century, the Cold War was long over, and the Emperor was dead for forty or fifty years......