Chapter 4: Weeger's Bedside Story
It stands to reason that Iina should still be in the academy at this time in the morning.
Usually after school from school, Yi will not choose to go home, he will go to his friend's house to eat first, then play until the sun sets, go to another friend's house for dinner, and finally go home to sleep.
Jinami couldn't explain to her son why Wei Ge was hugging her waist from behind, so she simply took the first step, and took out the majesty of being a mother and said sharply to her son: "Yina, did you skip class and go home?" ”
Ina pursed his lips disdainfully: "I don't want to listen to today's class, grandpa has already taught me." ”
The school in the country of Wave is quite rudimentary, and classes start in the morning, and Mr. Teaching is only responsible for teaching the children to read and write.
The Tsunami family can even be called an intellectual family in the country of waves, and Ina's current character is a rebellious boy, so it is reasonable for him to look down on the content of the school.
Jinami sighed and persuaded her son bitterly: "In the school, you should give the teacher the respect he deserves, and he can also cultivate the feelings of you children." ”
Ina scooped a scoop of water from the kitchen tank and drank, not listening to his mother's words at all: "I'll go back to the house and sleep for a while, and I'll leave when it's almost time for lunch at noon, you can continue, just when I don't exist." ”
"This kid ......" Tsunami came out of Wei Ge's arms and pulled away half a meter away.
Ina slowly walked to his room, passed by Weige's side, and whispered, "Is this my new stepfather?" I don't know where I found it, but I have a good skin. ”
"Why are you doing this, Ig...... I picked it up. Tsunami explained.
Ina continued to look at the room: "I can't take care of your affairs, you are my mother, just talk to him when Grandpa comes back." ”
Wei Ge hugged his arms, looked at Yina's small back with interest, and touched Jinami with his elbow: "This yin and yang weird sentence is so skilled, why is this eight years old?" ”
Ina continued to hum: "Of course, with your eyesight, you just found another guy like Keisha, maybe it's not as foolish as Keisha." ”
Tsunami was ashamed and angry, not knowing what to say.
"Then let me educate him in love."
Weige smiled lightly, stretched his long legs, and quietly followed Yina, and entered Yina's room together.
Tsunami panicked and got involved with her son, which suddenly made her regain some sanity in Weige's succubus aura.
In fact, for Tsunami, Weige is still a relatively unfamiliar and mysterious character, and there is danger.
"How did you get in!"
Sure enough, there was an exclamation from Ina in the room, which made Tsunami's heart jump to her throat, and she also ran to Ina's room.
In the room, Wei Ge sat on the tatami mat with a big grin and smiled innocently: "Isn't Ina, ready to sleep, I'll tell you a bedtime story." ”
Ina was stunned for a moment, puffed out his cheeks and fell to the side, his back to Weige, "Let's talk." ”
"It's quite tsundere." Weige reached out and ran Shunyi's hair, but Yina didn't resist.
This picture really has a bit of a father's love and son's filial piety.
Tsunami was a little puzzled, she knew very well what kind of bad temper her son had now, not to mention the stranger Weige, even she and Dazna sometimes couldn't get close to I.
It can only be said that Weige's succubus aura is gender-neutral and age-neutral, and can even cross species......
"Once upon a time, there was a purple sweet potato who became a sperm and had six buttocks on his chin......"
Listening to the story told by Weige, Yi couldn't sleep at all.
But Wei Ge didn't care if Yi slept or not, and the more he told this little story about Thanos, the more he got better.
When Thanos heard that Peter Parker had exchanged a slice of pizza for a soul gem, he was so angry that he cried for two days and one night......
What Thanos is because he can't find a girlfriend to get married and have children, so he raised Gamora, claiming that this is his own daughter, and he actually has a wife, but he is divorced......
What Thanos has been licking a dog for death all his life, he didn't lick his fart, and he was happy to be kicked in the face by death and didn't wash his face for half a year.
Well, the first two were made up by Weige, and the latter one was true, the whispers of death and his bedtime love.
Yi Na lay down until lunch, and he got up in a daze with purple potato essence in his head and went to his friend's house to eat.
Weige shrugged and asked Tsunami to get some fabric and step on the sewing machine.
"Why is Ina so close to you?" Tsunami asked Weige.
"He, obviously, has lacked fatherly love since he was a child, and for him, he only needs to have a father, and he doesn't have to care who this father is. And I don't care who my son is. Wei Ge said casually.
Weige stepped on the sewing machine all afternoon, making himself a set of clothes that would fit. Tsunami has gone out to do farm work, and she hasn't done anything today except pick up Weige home.
After tasting Tsunami's death cooking, Weige decided to cook it himself.
Dinner is still noodles, but the taste is ten or even nine times better than that of Jinami's noodles.
This is pure ingredients that limit Weige's play, as the so-called Qiao woman is difficult to cook without rice, in addition to noodles in the cabinet is rice, in addition to salt condiments and spices are basically nothing, Weige is too lazy to kill the poultry and livestock raised by Jinami, just get some carbs and carbs and it's over.
As night fell, it was only natural for Weige to stay at Tsunami's house.
As an architect, Dazner's house is full of appearance and practicality, and there are only three guest rooms left, which can be chosen by Weige at will.
Of course, the bedtime story session in Ina should not be missed.
This time, Weige is telling a serious story, unlike the weird, ridiculous, curious, and joyful story about Thanos in the morning.
The story begins with Iron Man Tony Stark and Ant-Man Hank Pym working together to develop artificial intelligence, and the birth of artificial intelligence Ultron triggers a cyber crisis that has swept the world......
Tsunami and Ina listened with fascination, and they couldn't imagine how many wonderful stories existed beyond the small island of Ha no Kuni.
Ultron is invaded by Hydra's artificial intelligence, Dr. Zora, and the story comes to an end, with Virge and Tsunami exiting Ina's room.
It had only been more than ten minutes since Weige went back to the room and lay down, and Tsunami broke in again and sat next to Weige.
"I can't sleep, Weige, tell me another story."
Weige doesn't know how to refuse.
"Remember the story where Iron Man created another lifeform illusion to fight Ultron?"
"Hmm." Tsunami nodded.
"I didn't say it so carefully just now, this illusion, after it was made, it looks like a mechanical beauty. Iron Man's intelligence is even more than 1.1 times mine, and there are only one such intelligent people in the world, and there are very few people who can understand him. With the blessing of the Mind Gem and the network database, Vision was naturally able to understand all of Iron Man's emotions, so Iron Man chose to cheat Vision directly. Then this story is about Iron Man's original match, Pepper Potts, who fought the mechanical cyborg illusion of the junior, was crushed by the intelligence of the scumbag junior, and left the house in defeat......"
As soon as the story was told, it was dawn the next day......
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Publicly available information:
At Earth-23333, Iron Man Tony Stark and Vision have been married for two years. It may be that the pressure of the flesh and blood body on the vibranium body is indeed a bit strong, and Tony Stark chooses to mechanize part of the body and take the path of mechanical ascension.
Ultron, who is resurrected every once in a while, has also pursued Vision for a long time, but every time he seduces Vision to derail, he is crushed. Ultron-12 copied another intelligent life form Jocasta as his wife according to the illusion, and then this generation of Ultron was crushed by Jocasta.