"Ninja? I'm not a ninja. Wei Ge thought for a moment, touched his chin and said, "You mean the hand-held guys?" That group of people really fights I can't run away. I've heard from friends that their secret ninjutsu is smoke bombs and walking on tiptoe, and the way to survive is to train female ninjas to give to high-ranking officials. I'm kind of interested in them, but unfortunately these guys are tangled up with a lawyer friend of mine, and I can't get involved. ”

Tsunami naturally didn't know what the Hand Association was, and she said to Wei Ge: "Actually, I don't know exactly what a ninja is, after all, there is no ninja village in the country of waves, but the book says that the previous wars were all led by ninjas, so this group of people should be quite powerful, otherwise it would cost so much money to hire once." This time, my father went to the Land of Fire to ask the ninja for help, and I hope he will be safe on the way back. ”

"The more you say that, the more likely it is that something will happen, if it were on our side, your father would die on the way back and fall less than fifty meters from home."

Weager has always been okay in the area of emotional intelligence.

However, this is not Wei Ge's alarmism, after all, the context he is talking about is in New York City, Earth-23333, which is not only Longtan Tiger's Den, but also a large number of talents, and the lives of ordinary people are often ruthlessly harvested because of a blessing.

Tsunami didn't want to get into trouble with Weige over this matter, and she continued to ask Weige, "Then why are you carrying a weapon on your back?" ”

Wei Ge got up and picked up his twin knives, pulled the two broken knives out of their scabbards, looked at the remaining ten centimeters of blades, and let out a painful sigh.

"My buddy has accumulated so many years of family wealth, and he is mixed up in a god costume, all of which are ruined by the grandson of Ouranos! I'm bitter, do you know how precious my two little treasures are, and let me tell you about it......"

As we all know, Deadpool's newbie outfit is two katana swords made of Cabernet alloy, which have the ability to suppress regeneration factors, which is very ...... when facing enemies with undead and high-speed regeneration abilities

It's not easy to use......

Originally, Weige didn't have a few opponents who relied on high-speed recovery operations, and if he really encountered those two broken knives and couldn't kill the opponent, he wouldn't even break the defense, and if he accidentally injured himself, he would have to reduce his recovery speed.

Except for Weige going to tease Wolverine when he was fine, and stabbing each other passionately with Uncle Wolf, this novice equipment is really useless.

Later, Wei Ge worked hard to get a vibranium long knife from the snow leopard guy. Then Weige tricked Thor, the second fool, into a long knife made of Uru metal.

These two knives are powerful, not to mention the special functions of sharpening iron like mud, one is invincible against energy-type opponents, and the other is professional to kill spirits and ghosts.

As a result, the two knives were cut off together by Ouranos in one dimension.

In addition to the knife, Weg also lost two pistols during the battle with Ouranos.

The pistol is in the form of the classic M1911, but is actually an anomalous containment object, codename: Unfinished Toy, that can devour the user's flesh to fire powerful anomalous bullets.

Now that Weige's gun is gone, the knife has only one handle left, and the attack power of Weige has dropped from thousands of points to less than a hundred.

Wei Ge was heartbroken about the loss of his god pretend, plus he was now lost in this world, and there was no death Miss and him [beep], crying that it was a pear blossom with rain that made people feel distressed.

Tsunami was emotionally driven by Weige and began to complain.

"Why are life so hard! I've had two husbands dead! ”

Tsunami killed the game with one word.

"That's still you're miserable, but I seem to feel that you're quite happy with your dead husband." Weige's high emotional intelligence is still playing steadily.

Tsunami rolled her eyes at Weige and told her story.

Her first husband's name is Hidori.,A native of the country of waves.,The two are the same age and play together until they grow up.,Childhood sweethearts and two little guesses.,At the age of twenty, he entered the family of Tsunami.。

It's a pity that Hildori's body is a little weak, and after marriage, his body is getting weaker and weaker, and he died for some reason half a year later.

Tsunami became a widow at the age of twenty and was three months pregnant.

The level of medical care in the country of waves is considered to be funny, and if Jinami wants to use medical means to abort, it will be about the same as suicide, but there is no way, Jinami's son Ina was born.

Orphans and widows can also live, after all, Tsunami's old father Dazna is still a bit of a family as an architect, and the country of waves is an agricultural country, a small country with widows, and the economic pressure is not great.

Three years ago, a fisherman named Keisha came outside, and he took the lead in repairing the dam of the country of waves, and was called a hero by the people of the country of waves.

Keisha fell in love with Tsunami, a pretty widow, at a glance, and first got on good terms with Ina, and easily soaked Tsunami.

As a result, Keisha was convicted of being convicted of being a wealthy bully around the country of waves, Cardoan, and was publicly executed.

Tsunami doesn't have much turmoil about Keisha's death, after all, it's not the first time she's killed her husband.

But Yi couldn't accept it, the rebellious period came early, and he didn't listen to his mother and grandfather, and now he still uses Jinami's cooking as an excuse that he is not at home all day.

Tsunami herself didn't know why she cried and cried and fell on Weige's shoulder.

Seeing that the atmosphere was so sad, Wei Ge didn't wait for Jinami to finish crying and said, "This dress is really uncomfortable to wear, if you don't lend me some money, I'll sell it." ”

"In this small place of the country of waves, there are no shops that sell ready-to-wear clothes, so you have to wait to find a tailor, so I'll sew one for you." Tsunami said, and the image of her measuring Weige came to mind.

"Do you have fabric at home?" Weige asked.

Tsunami nodded.

"Do you have a sewing machine at home?" Weige asked.

Tsunami nodded again, as a village flower of Ha no Kuni who loves sewing and gardening, it is not uncommon for her to have a sewing machine at home.

"That's great, borrow it from me, and I'll make my own clothes."

Of course, Weige knows the craft of tailoring, otherwise who sewed his red and black classic combat uniform for him?

Is the ninety-two-year-old Grandma Elizabeth next door?

Weige is not only good at stepping on sewing machines, he is also quite successful in the field of fashion and design.

Is it really that 20 international swimsuit shows a year are in vain? Is it true that the communication between Weige and the supermodel on the catwalk in private in the hotel is so superficial?

Looking at Tsunami's eyes, Weige felt that he was being questioned, and he said, "You don't believe it? I'll show you a hand first, and bring me a pen and paper. ”

Dazna wanted to draw a design draft of the building, and Ina was studying in the school, and it was still quite easy to find paper and pen at home, so Jinami quickly brought it to Weige.

Weige measured it against Jinami, and with a few brushstrokes, he drew a design draft of the costume on the paper, which was the beach swimsuit that Weige was most familiar with.

"Then I'll make you a set first."

When Tsunami saw Weige's design draft, she couldn't help but blush.

"Too ...... Too exposed......"

"But I see you're nodding."

"It's too revealing...... I don't wear it properly......"

"But you're nodding frantically."

“……”

"Before making clothes, you have to measure the size first, up and down."

"No ruler ......"

Tsunami's voice was as thin as a mosquito, but Weige still heard the last few words she said.

I use it, I use it, I use it, I use it.

Weige sighed, how could there be no soft ruler without a sewing machine at home? It's not common sense.

There's no way, the sisters and sisters who can self-attack are like this, even if Weige feels helpless, then he can only get used to it.

So, the measurement begins.

From top to bottom, from horizontal to vertical.

Halfway through, when Weige and Tsunami were engrossed, they were interrupted by a voice.

"Mom, who is he?"

Inna, who was only eight years old, was undaunted and glared at Weige.

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Publicly available information:

In Earth-23333, the vibranium meteorite did not fall on Wakanda, Africa, and the black uncles of Wakanda are still baring their teeth on the grasslands with zebras.

The vibranium meteorite actually fell on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and a teenager obtained magical power under the guidance of the snow leopard god, found the vibranium meteorite in the mountain, and built a set of vibranium armor for himself to embark on the road of superheroes, calling himself the snow leopard.

The boy's Mandarin is not standard, and the voice "This is a snow leopard" is always heard as "cheese snow leopard".

It may be because he has lived on the plateau for a long time, and after coming to the low altitude area, the snow leopard is a little drunk, and often holds a vibranium leopard tail in his mouth, and if he doesn't hold something, he will talk nonsense, and the degree of chatter is even more than that of Weige and Gwen, which will make his teammates can't help but say to him: "Snow leopard shut up".

Later, at the suggestion of Weige, Snow Leopard went to learn RAP in order to give full play to his chatterboxy skills.

Snow Leopard's releases "zood" and "I-got-somke" have become popular all over the world, and they have the dual identity of superheroes and stars.