Originally, Wei Ge thought that Tuanzang would become a dual personality.

During the day, he is still the old man with a bad head, who manages a lot, has a lot of things, suffers from serious paranoia, and is as annoying as Nick Fury.

At night, as soon as Danzou fell asleep, the Mad Hatter, a guy full of ideas, ran out.

He would drag a body that was nearly seventy years old, change into a clown costume, and wander around the streets of Konoha Village like a ghost, doing something to burn and loot by the way, and was shot dead on the spot by the security guards of Konoha Village.

After all, Danzo's physical condition did not allow the Mad Hatter to die like before.

Whether it's Earth-23333's Mad Hatter or Willpool's split personality Mad Hatter Deadpool, the prerequisite for death is to have a near-immortal body.

What Wei Ge didn't expect was that Mad Hat Deadpool directly fused the original personality of Tuan Zang and directly carried out an operation to seize the house.

It can only be said that Tuanzang's own personality is too weak, in addition to the desire for power, he is greedy for life and afraid of death.

"As a comic book character, fear of death is a rather fatal shortcoming, the protagonist will not be afraid of death from birth, and the screenwriter will not easily kill the protagonist. And if the supporting characters are afraid of death, they will either be killed, or they will spend their lives doing nothing, and the camera will not leave a single picture. There is no character charm at all, and the character arc can't be reflected at all, and the screenwriter just wants to resurrect this kind of guy without an excuse...... Unless it's good-looking. Weiger has this to say, which is what he has learned over the years by peeping at screenwriters through the fourth wall.

The current group can already be called the mad hat group collection, and his thoughts are bad and sassy.

After digesting Danzang's personality, Mad Hat Danzang no longer wants to engage in those vulgar and low-level criminal activities, and he has to rely on Danzang's power to plan a great crime that can make huge waves in the entire ninja world.

Weg appreciated this change in the Mad Hatter, and the two of them became able to communicate without any obstacles.

Any questions?

Although Weige is a superhero and can be called law-abiding, he can barely be considered a chaotic and good camp.

But, this is the ninja world.

Through his communication with the Mad Hatters, Wee learns:

In the ninja world, there is no universal civil law!

In the ninja world, cheating, murder and arson will not be punished by law!

If an ordinary person is cheated by another person, he will often choose to hire a ninja to kill the person who plucked him!

If a person is ready to devour another person's property, wife and daughter, then he will often choose to hire a ninja to kill the person he is preparing to pit!

In this deformed world, the true law is the professionalism and moral standards of ninjas.

The government department is a non-existent department, and they are only responsible for collecting taxes and handing them over to the daimyo of various countries.

If you really want to solve the problem, it is better to grit your teeth and pay for the ninja, or ask the local military to come forward to mediate.

And because the ninja class and the ruling group have always been very close, and there are basically no ninjas among the working people, it is impossible for a peasant uprising in this world.

When Wei Ge said this, the Mad Hatter Tunzo was also interested, and he set his first criminal goal: he wanted to destroy the professionalism and moral standards of the entire ninja industry.

"Do you want to join my organization and join me in this great crime?" The Mad Hatter sends an invitation to Weig.

"I'm not interested, I'd better find a way to get back to my universe as soon as possible." Weige refused.

"Okay, as long as you don't bother me with nothing." The Mad Hatter didn't say much, and prepared to leave.

"By the way, give me a copy of the information you have on the research chakra, and you should give me a personal favor." Weige stops the Mad Hatter.

"It's impossible, Deadpool's debt has never been repaid, I know you too well." The Mad Hat Danzo also refused, scratching his head, and said to Wei Ge, "I found a lot of interesting things in my memory, and I can give you a hint for free." ”

"It's all free, can't I give a few more?"

Mad Hat Danzo just said to Wei Ge, "You can go and make a deal with Orochimaru." ”

"Who is Orochimaru?" Wei Ge hurriedly flipped out his notebook in the room, preparing to draw a snake-headed meatball for the Mad Hatter to recognize.

The Mad Hat didn't pay any attention to Weige and left with his subordinates.

The time was close to midnight, and the night markets in Konoha Village closed their stalls one after another, and Bai He Zai Bu Chop finally came back with a bag of snacks.

Wei Ge cried at them with a whoop.

"I said that my room could not be lived in and that I wanted to change the room, but the hostess refused to let me and asked me to lose money! I don't have any money to pay, she won't let me go, she has to spend my body with her for a few nights to pay off the debt......"

Shiro took out his wallet and went to discuss the loss of money with the proprietress .

Don't go to the room where Wei Ge lives to check the situation.

Blood sprayed almost all four walls, ceiling, and floor of the room, as well as a large amount of melee damage, and even one of Clear's severed arms on the ground.

This picture is indeed a bit scary, and if you don't think so, it makes sense to let Wei Ge sleep with the boss for a year.

"What's going on? Someone attacked you? Zai Bu asked Wei Ge.

"It's not like it's just a friendly exchange." Wei Ge said indifferently.

"Friendly exchanges? How could friendly exchanges create such a large amount of bleeding? Zai Bu felt that he needed an explanation, after all, the money for compensation was earned by him for many years.

"Uncle Tuanzang's subordinates, do you remember that female ninja? I didn't ask the name.,Anyway, it's the female ninja.,Aunt came today.,As soon as I entered the house, I took off my pants and spurted blood all over the house.,It's everywhere.。 Weige is full of nonsense.

"Your reason is very unreasonable, why is there a broken arm in the room? Why do female ninjas take off their pants as soon as they enter the house? Why is there so much blood? "If you don't slap it on the head again, it's helpless.

"Oh oh oh, I suddenly understand you!" Wei Ge patted Zai Bu Chop on the shoulder and said to him: "Zai Bu Bu You have never seen a woman come to the Great Aunt, and then you are afraid that you will squirt blood like this after you have sex reassignment surgery." Don't worry, as far as I know, you don't have the uterus after the operation, and you won't come to the aunt! ”

Don't let out a long sigh and don't say anything to Wei Ge anymore.

Bai also persuaded the proprietress to give up the idea of sleeping Weige and paid the compensation.

Wei Ge instructed Bai Bai: "Remember to ask the proprietress to open a bill, I will go to the Hokage Building tomorrow to find the group, and I will have to be reimbursed for this money!" ”

Next.

Mitarai Red Beans completed the inexplicable task and invited Wei Ge to drink tea and play board games, Wei Ge naturally agreed, forgetting that he was going to go to Tuan Zang for reimbursement.

Azuki brought her best friend to the tea room.

Hongdou's friend is a big beauty with a strong face, her figure is quite perfect, and her red eyes are even more amorous, and she was also affected by the aura of the succubus when she saw Weige, but she quickly regained her composure, shook hands with Weige generously, and introduced herself: "When we meet for the first time, my name is Sunset Red, and I am Hongdou's friend." ”

"It's my half-sister." The heartless red bean hugged Hong's neck and said.

"I'm Weige, this is my teacher Bai, and this is my maid Taodi." Weige also politely introduced.

"Maid? Don't cut the peach field again? That ghost man in the fog? What's going on? Red was a little surprised, she had heard of the name Ghost Man.

Red Bean tilted her head and pressed her face to Red's face, "What's wrong?" Is there anything wrong with having a male maid who is strong at first glance? If you don't kill this guy, your board game skills are sparse, and you have to be careful when you are teammates with him. ”

Weige smiled shyly at the red bean.

Who said that Wei Ge is just greedy for red beans, and if he cheats him, he will expose his scumbag nature, obviously he just likes red beans, the type that lacks roots in his head! Weige is a proper innocent young man, okay.

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Publicly available information:

Weige's girlfriends on Earth-23333 are also somewhat mentally ill, or have a completely different way of thinking than normal people.

Death has a very strong sadistic desire; Shakura has delusional disorder of self-guilt; Wanda is an antisocial personality disorder; Inez has a serious tendency to violence; Domino is a fourth-degree intellectual disability; Vanessa has mild gender identity disorder; Yelena had been mentally controlled for a long time; Veronica has severe obsessive-compulsive disorder; Emma's telepathy has serious side effects, and various mental illnesses can flare up from time to time.

At the same time, Emma is a good psychiatrist, often giving counseling and medication to Weige and Weige's girlfriends, and she herself developed resistance to psychotropic substances when she was a teenager.