Chapter 31: Little Red Beans are cute pinched
After the tea was brewed, Hongdou also set up the chess pieces and chips of the board game on the table, explained the rules of this set of board games in a language that normal people could not understand, and everyone drew their starting hands one after another.
If the game is a bit gambling, there is a high probability that Weige will chop off his little finger on the spot to pay off the debt.
But Weige is also used to it, he has always been a big mold.
It may be that he and one of his girlfriends, the Lucky Fruit Ability - Domino, have been together for a long time, and the lucky attribute and the life seed have been sucked away together.
The two girls, Red Bean and Red, were chatting while drawing cards.
"Why didn't you call your boyfriend to come along? In this way, if we have six people, we can change to a more fun board game to play. Red Bean asked.
Wei Ge raised his eyebrows, thinking about it, it was impossible for such a big beauty as Hong to remain single.
Xin Hao didn't have any bad thoughts about Hong, and he wasn't ready to knock Hong with a stick and carry it back to his room when he went back to his home after playing board games today.
Weige is a big believer in the theory of cause and effect, which is the self-cultivation of a comic book character who sees through the penmanship of a comic book screenwriter.
The green man is always green!
Weg is thinking about returning to Earth-23333!
He didn't want to be because he turned his red boyfriend green, and when he returned to his hometown, he found that death was licked by Thanos, the licking dog, Shakla and Dracula's damp and sick bat got married, Wanda was abducted by Dr. Doom, Emma was cheated on by Laser Eye in marriage, and was so angry that the Phoenix Girl-Jean Grey blocked the door of the Hellfire Club and beat the junior......
So Weige can only secretly wish Hong's boyfriend to die early.
Hooking up with a little widow of the right age has always been possible in this regard.
"Asma has been busy training his students during this time, saying that he is preparing for the Zhongnin exam." Hong sighed and said helplessly: "Just his three students, that is the next generation of pig deer butterflies, the elders in the family have arranged it, use him to teach?" ”
"Oh oh oh, the middle ninja exam, I heard about it." Hongdou reacted, "The examiner in the village who arranged for me to be the middle ninja exam, and they all blamed Weige for pestering me to play board games, and I almost forgot about it...... How many examiners am I? Can't remember. Red, are your students going to take the Zhongnin exam? I'm going to do it simply, let them pass directly in my field, and let Asma's students be eliminated directly, hehehe. ”
Hong mentioned that his students had an even more headache: "My students are also children from big families, and their parents asked them to take the Zhongnin exam, obviously everyone hasn't reached that level yet, isn't it good to take your time...... And they are all the inheritance of their own family of cultivation, the three children have no talent for illusion, I am a person who uses illusion, and I can't teach them something practical if I want to, can't I think about it when the village allocates students? ”
Wei Ge didn't understand and asked: "What is the Zhongnin exam?" Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, Literature, History? ”
"Of course, it's a test of a ninja's ability." He didn't interject again: "There is no clear selection criteria for the middle ninja exam, which is basically held twice a year in the major ninja villages, and it is the most important means for ninjas to advance to the level in peacetime. But when I was a child, I didn't have such a saying.,As long as you complete a high-level task, you can advance to the middle ninja.,It's much easier than advancing to the lower ninja.。 When I was promoted to the lower ninja, I killed all of our peers who were promoted to the lower ninja. ”
"Hey, I've been a perverted murderer since I was a child...... Wei Ge looked at him with disgust, "If you were to put it on our side, you would be imprisoned in the Dome for 3,751 years, and if you die inside, your body will be burned on the spot, and your ashes will be washed into the sewers." ”
After a pause, without waiting for any more rebuttals, Wei Ge said again: "But it doesn't matter, it is quite convenient for S.H.I.E.L.D. prisons to escape, and when the time comes, I will send a few red envelopes to their leaders, and I estimate that you will be able to walk out of it openly." ”
Hongdou followed Weige's brain circuit: "Is it okay to send red envelopes?" I have a friend when I was a child, because he was affected by Orochimaru, and was imprisoned in Konoha prison, Weige, how big do you think I should give the Hokage? ”
Red rolled her eyes beautifully, how could it be useful to send a red envelope to the Hokage?
There is no universal law in the ninja world, and the people who commit the most heinous crimes are generally powerful and at large, and those who have made some medium-level mistakes have no ability, and they are generally killed on the spot.
So what is the composition of the people in prison?
It's basically the rebels in Ninja Village.,They have some combat effectiveness.,But the combat power is limited.,That's why they're caught.,Why don't these rebels be executed directly? Why are you still in prison?
This is the genius of the ninja village leadership, these rebels who are imprisoned in prison are a cherished ninja resource! It can be used, for example, some dangerous tasks at the death level, such as cannon fodder used to charge the battle when the war breaks out, as long as the means are controlled, then this group of people is very useful!
As for whether it will be like the Dome Prison, where dangerous super-powered criminals escape from prison every day? Then a lot of damage is created, causing serious losses.
Then this is not something that the leadership of Shinobi Village considers.
It can only be said that the leadership of Ninja Village and the leadership of S.H.I.E.L.D. start from this aspect, and their intelligence level is roughly the same.
"Huh? Red Bean, do you know Orochimaru? "Wei Ge is interested, he only learned the name Orochimaru from Danzang yesterday.
"It's kind of familiar." Azuki nodded.
Wei Ge fumbled in his pocket for a long time and didn't find his notebook, so he could only give up the link of letting red beans recognize people according to Wei Ge's paintings, he said: "You can help me introduce me when you are free, I'll ask this big snake pill about something." ”
"Okay." The red bean smiled, and the little tiger tooth looked cute.
Red sighed, she naturally knew that Red Bean and Orochimaru had a master-apprentice relationship, but Orochimaru was also an S-level rebel in Konoha Village, so it was a bit abrupt to agree to take Weige to meet Orochimaru.
There's no way, red is also used to red beans, this is the half-sister that he has been spoiling since he was a child, what if he is not used to it?
"But let's talk about it first, I'll take you to meet Orochimaru, you have to help me, how about we kill him together?"
Azuki smiled until her eyes narrowed, and she looked even cuter.
"No problem, I'll get rid of the Great Snake Pill after I ask, I'm old at this kind of thing." Wei Ge directly agreed, and an evil smile that belonged to the villain appeared on his face.
The two of them replaced the wine with tea, clinked glasses, and drank it all in one go.
"Scald, hot, hot!"
The red beans were screamed by the hot tea, and a large mouthful of tea was sprayed on the opposite side of Weige and Zaibu.
The scene became chaotic, and Red hurriedly ran to get cold water to rinse Red Bean's mouth, and without wiping the tea on his body with a paper towel, Wei Ge asked Bai to make a piece of ice, pinching Red Bean's cheek and stuffing it into her mouth.
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Published Information:
In Earth-23333, the Dome has the highest out-of-prison escape rate among S.H.I.E.L.D.'s four super-prisons, but the Dome is still the main prison for S.H.I.E.L.D. prisoners.
The remaining three prisons: the raft, the cube, and the mansion all had only one escape record, and they were all destroyed because of this escape record......
The three records are: Magneto's escape, the sinking of the raft, Apocalypse rescuing Mr. Evil, Crushing the Cube, Mordor buying Hank Pym, and the crash of the floating carrier that restored the mansion to its original size and pressed.