Chapter 32: The Mad Hatter, the Master of Success

"What? Are you going to take the Shinobi exam? Ape Feiri's eyes widened, unable to believe what Wei Ge had just said.

"Can't you? You don't have an announcement or anything here, and the registration conditions are not public, really, am I not educated enough or is I too old? Don't look at me like this, I'm 1.88 meters tall and weighs 95 kilograms, in fact, I'm only 16 years old, and I'm still at school age over there, I'm most afraid of school violence. Weige quibbled.

"What's the point of bullying a group of children, if you really want to be a ninja and contribute to Konoha Village, I can give you a special ninja title. There are also rules for the middle ninja exam, first of all, you have to be a lower ninja, the team has to complete the corresponding number of tasks, and you also need to lead the ninja to recommend when we have a meeting. Ape Fei Ri said helplessly.

"Actually, I'm not really interested in bullying children." Wei Ge shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "It's just that Hongdou is the examiner of the Zhongnin exam, and we can talk about it, she went out to be busy for so long when she went to the invigilator once, and I thought about going to the examination room of the Zhongninja exam to accompany her." ”

In the past few days, the relationship between Weige and Hongdou has progressed rapidly, mainly because Weige invites Hongdou to eat a big meal every day, of course, with no more money.

Hongdou didn't think it was so complicated, she only felt that she and Weige had a common language.

Now that the relationship between the two has progressed to the level of I call you sister and you call me brother, Wei Ge, a self-styled veteran of the love field, judged that he should strike while the iron was hot and deceive Xiao Hongdou in one fell swoop...... Ahem, and red beans have a tireless two-way run.

As for the study of chakra and the study of ice escape, Wei Ge even concluded that as long as Hongdou took him to find the Great Snake Pill, all problems would be solved.

So the strategy of red beans is the most important thing at the moment.

"Red Bean, Ah ......" Ape Fei Ri fell into deep thought, if Wei Ge and Konoha can be bound by female color alone, this transaction is a sure profit.

It's surprising that a ninja outside of this condition, Azuki, can charm Weige.

"You will give special approval, I, Zai Bu Chop, and Bai will form a three-person ninja team and compete fairly with other ninja squads."

Ape Fei Ri Slash was so angry by Wei Ge's shameless request that he took a deep breath, and it took a few seconds to recover, "You call this fair play?" ”

"What's the problem? Could it be that this is called bullying children? The three of us are against the three of us, and the odds of winning can't be said to be very big, if we don't kill that guy again, he'll be held back by five or five at most. "Weige classic self-questioning.

Ape Fei Ri finally decided to complete Wei Ge: "Forget it, Wei Ge, I specially approve you as the examiner's assistant, and follow Hongdou to complete the work of invigilation." ”

"That'll do." Wei Ge smiled brightly, and then instantly made a face and asked, "This examiner assistant won't be without a salary, right?" ”

"It's not yours." Ape Flying Sun Slash waved his hand at Wei Ge, motioning for him to quickly get out of his sight.

Weige was obedient and got up and walked out.

After walking two steps outside, Wei Ge turned his head back and took out a piece of paper from his arms, "I almost forgot again, the last time Uncle Tuanzang went to the hot spring bath where I lived, it caused economic losses, and I ask the old man Hokage to reimburse me." ”

Ape Feiri took the piece of paper and nodded: "Okay, okay, I'll ask someone to send you money when I turn around." ”

It's just a little money, and Sarutobi naturally doesn't care as the Hokage.

Who would have thought that Wei Ge would sit across the table, cocked Erlang's legs and prepared to continue chatting with Ape Fei Ri Chop: "What has this group of Tibetan uncles been doing lately?" It's been a few days, and he hasn't moved, and he's not with you. Old man Hokage, you said that he doesn't clock in and out of work, and he still occupies the position of leader, is there a problem with this person's work attitude? Did you cheat on your Konoha Village's salary? ”

If you want to soak the red beans in our village, I have to give you a nominal job, and I have to pay you a salary, who is cheating on the salary, don't you have any points in your heart? Ape Fei Ri thought so in his heart, but he only said that he was going to work, and asked Wei Ge to leave quickly, don't disturb him.

After Wei Ge left, Sarutobi stroked his beard and thought about Tuan Zang's recent moves.

The old guy who has worked together for decades since he was a child.,It's like a different person recently.,The previous group was gloomy and gloomy.,Rarely speak.,And the last few times we met, he was talking to himself.,Running around with the little people in the roots.。

"Could it be that Weige's broken mouth is infectious? Danzo got infected after chatting with him? Ape Fei Ri slash muttered to himself, and immediately thought that his recent words had become dense.

In the past, I had a meeting with the upper shinobi in the village, and Sarutobi only talked for two hours in total, but when the meeting was held yesterday, the link of conveying the spirit alone was conveyed for two and a half hours.

"I can't continue to get up close and personal with Weige." Ape Fei Sun Slash said to himself, taking it as a precept.

The Mad Hatter has been working too hard lately, sleeping four hours a day in order to accomplish his great criminal goals.

The ninjas who made the root were also tortured by sleeping only four hours a day.

But this torture is okay, compared to the previous life of sleeping seven hours a day, and the rest of the time is to complete tasks except training, the root ninja undoubtedly prefers the current life.

The amount of mechanized training of the root ninja has dropped significantly, and every day he follows the group to run around Konoha Village to inquire about all kinds of news, and as for listening to the brainwashing of the group for a few hours every day, it is purely to listen to bedtime stories.

What's going on with this brainwashing?

The goal of Danzo's crime is to destroy the professionalism and moral standards of the entire ninja industry, so it must start with the ninjas around you!

However, the ninjas at the root are all brainwashed and cultivated by Danzang since childhood, and they have long since lost their humanity, not to mention professionalism and moral standards.

Except for the little monster who is covered in poison and joined halfway, the others are really, inhumane! It's useless!

You can't destroy something that doesn't exist.

Therefore, the Mad Hat Gunzo began reverse brainwashing, trying to awaken the humanity of his subordinates and cultivate distorted professionalism and moral standards.

After this step is completed, Danzo's next plan is to let these subordinates fully comprehend the spirit, give speeches in the ninja world, cooperate with the entry into the financial industry to cheat the money and expand the influence, until the professionalism and moral standards of the entire ninja class are distorted.

In order to enhance the effect of brainwashing, Tuan Zang first compressed the sleep time of his subordinates, and then took them to do all kinds of meaningless things to completely relax their spirits, and then returned to the root base, listened to Tuan Zang's speech, and awakened the already sleeping heart.

Therefore, whenever twilight falls, the passionate voice of Danzou and the neat, confident, and energetic slogans of the ninjas can be heard from the root base.

Wearing the Hokage hat stolen from Sarutobi's house, the Mad Hatters hide on the podium to unleash their enthusiasm.

"When I first graduated from the ninja school, I spent all the money of my classmates, and each of them borrowed three thousand two or five thousand taels, and they all avoided me. After I become the Hokage's assistant and the root leader, I will be directly rewarded hundreds of times and thousands of times! Listen to the applause! ”

The ninjas in the audience applauded and shouted.

"The person who betrayed me, there was a code name called A with Mu Dun before the root, I gave him one million taels, and the people who will be loyal to me in the future will be directly hundreds of millions! Listen to the applause! If you want to spend unjustly money, you will spend one or two hundred million yuan on unjust money, then you will do practical things in the future, and you will directly spend billions of dollars, understand the applause! ”

The ninjas in the audience still applauded and shouted.

"There is only one difference between people and people, that is, in the periphery or in the core! The masters are not very busy, but busy to the point! It is better to work hard for a lifetime on the periphery than to struggle for ten years at the core! Remember: one step deeper, you can lead an era! Listen to the applause! ”

The ninjas in the audience screamed and clapped like crazy.

"Come, clapping to keep up with my rhythm, one! Two! Three! Four! Tuan Zang also applauded on stage, with exaggerated expressions and postures in place, which was extremely infectious.

"One! Two! Three! Four! The ninjas in the audience copied the rhythm and posture of Danzou together.

"Phase! Letter! Self! Oneself! ”

"Phase! Letter! Self! Oneself! ”