When the banquet is over, the song is over, and after the song is played, everyone is still intoxicated by the music and deeply immersed in it, traveling nine days away

"Giggle...... "Who is this?" I hate to disturb me admiring the view.

"Welcome, thank you for coming to the scene today." At this time, when everyone was intoxicated by the sound of poetry and poetry, Shi Niang climbed the platform on the half floor and said.

"You saw it too. Is the poetry girl beautiful? Shi Niang asked. Speaking of this, then I'm not sleepy, you keep going.

"Beautiful!" The crowd replied.

"Be louder, I can't hear you!" Shi Niangjiao said with a smile.

"Beautiful!" Everyone roared in unison, and the sound shook half of Linqing City, startled a burst of barking, and bursts of scolding.

"Well, I heard it this time, the poetry girl is not only beautiful, but also rich in poetry and songs, and proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting." Shi Niang smiled.

"So the poetry girl said, let's take a look at the people present today, how good they are in reciting poetry." After speaking, Shi Niang laughed again.

Some people are happy and some are worried, there are so many old and coarse, how can there be so many talented and beautiful people. There is still no ink in the belly, and most of them only rely on money to visit restaurants.

How can you casually make a poem and song to win the hearts of beauties?

So there was an unwilling shout, "If no one can make a masterpiece and win the favor of the poet girl, but the poet deliberately says that person is a masterpiece, then how can it be counted?" ”

"In this way, the poetry is not only said to the poetry girl, but also to the eighty percent of the people present, how about it!" Shi Niang asked.

The crowd thought about it for a moment, "We agree." ”

"What does the poet girl think?" Shi Niang turned around and asked Xiang Shishi.

"Agreed." The same cold voice came out, as comfortable as drinking an iced drink on a dog day.

Bard? I won't? Ruining poetry? I'm going to know a little. I don't know if I can win the heart of poetry? This place is not too demanding, so there should be no problem, right?

After waiting for Shi Niang to speak, Lu Ren, who returned to his soul, cleaned up the wine that Yuanyuan poured on his body, and after retiring Yuanyuan, he listened to the words of Shi Niang and the guests, and thought to himself.

Because he was driven away, he also attracted round complaints, heh, men are really big pigs' trotters, they like the new and hate the old, and they can't walk when they see beautiful women.

I don't want to think about the beauty of poetry, even as a woman, she is fascinated, not to mention these stinky men who are coming for poetry?

The scene in the Wanhualou was quiet for a while, and everyone fell into contemplation, hoping that they could suddenly open their minds and make a shocking poem that cried ghosts and gods, which was passed down through the ages, and hugged the beauty, which was also a kind of beautiful talk!

"I said, can you do it? No one has said anything for a long time, so if you can't give up, let's go directly to the link of the highest price! Mei Ren orang out loudly.

Anyway, he thinks that he doesn't know how to learn, and he doesn't have the ability to make poems, so he gives up as soon as possible, saving not much brain cells.

A man can't say he can't! Mei Ren, who was angry with everyone, won the unanimous scolding of everyone.

Whether it's true or not, whether you can make poems or not, you won't give up so bluntly to Mei Renoran, everyone is a face-saving person, and you can't let others think that you are a straw bag. There are a lot of people who are indiscriminate.

Especially Lu Ren's scolding is the fiercest. The chatter came and went, what really envy your cheeks, so thick in maintenance.

Your skin is really the most amazing part of your body, it can be big or small, thin or thick, and even dispensable!

Your IQ is still at the level of prenatal education, right? The brain is a daily commodity, and I hope you don't use it as an ornament.

It's okay to decorate your brain, don't even have some water.

I don't know why, I don't always use that thing around your neck, think.

You say you're alive, what can you do other than set off how beautiful the world is?

Sentence by sentence towards Mei Ren's face and IQ. If it weren't for the choice of poetry and scolding, Lu Ren would have already embraced the beauty.

"Hahahaha, the little brother spoke to make me very happy, he was already unhappy with this Mei Ren orangutan, you scolded well, scolded my generation's demeanor!"

Upstairs in a private room, there were four people in the room, one of the two men and two women, and said with a smile.

"You TM ......" was scolded and shrank his head, and Mei Ren, who didn't dare to say anything, waited until everyone gradually calmed down, and actually heard someone mocking him again, and turned his head to scold.

"Who shall I be? It turned out to be a horse and a horse! Mei Ren orangutan glanced at Ma Pijingdao.

"Don't be a prestige on your own one-third of an acre, run here to pat yourself on the back, it's really hard to move your nature!"

"I TM......"

Ma Pijing lifted a wine pot and was about to come down to work with Mei Ren Orangutan the most, he hated others to make fun of his name, he Mei Ren Orangutan was taboo again, this time he was still in front of such an important person, let himself be embarrassed, and if he didn't give him a scoop, he didn't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye had!

"Ahem." A light cough sounded, Ma Pijing instantly put away his anger, glared at Mei Renxue fiercely, turned around and went back to the room and closed the door.

"Oh, coward!" Don't look at Mei Ren's apparatus as if she was about to die, but she is provocative and deadly.

"The scolding is over, don't be stunned, who still has a masterpiece, hurry up and show it for us to see!"

There was another scolding, and it wasn't until Shi Niang, who sat on the judges' seat, spoke to let everyone show their skills.

The first person to come on the stage was a person who looked like a showman, and he read it in a whisper.

"This woman is so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, white skin, beautiful and ,...... body"

It is customary that poetry should start with four sentences, and no four sentences are not considered poems, but this show has been repeated for a long time, and it can't make the last sentence.

"Thousands of men bend their waists?" Lu Ren, who couldn't listen to it, replied.

"Yes, thousands of men are vying for it!" Xiucai received the next sentence of his thoughts, and everyone booed, Xiucai made a big red face, sat down sullenly, and drank to hide his embarrassment.

"If that's the case, I'll have one too." Mei Ren Gorilla stood up unceremoniously.

"This beauty is not ordinary, it is just a fairy who falls into the mortal world, can you come to my house to sit, you and I race immortals every day!"

There is no need to say no, and there is a burst of boos, this one does not hide his thoughts at all!

"If it's such a level of poetry, then I'll be ugly." Ma Pijing, who closed the door on the second floor angrily, opened the room again, and the door coughed lightly.

"The poetry fairy is so good-looking, as beautiful as my first love, haunted by dreams, dare to ask the poetry girl would like to return home with me?"

In line with the idea of joining in the fun without losing people, Ma Pijing also chanted.

"Hahahaha~ Others say that it is modest to offer ugliness, and if you offer ugliness, it is really ugly!" As soon as Ma Pijing's words fell, after listening to Ma Pijing's poems, Mei Ren Gorilla burst out laughing.

"It's obviously a seven-word poem, and there are even a few more words at the end, and the battle is not neat, so I'm embarrassed to say it?"

Mei Ren orangutan was sneering again, and the angry horse gritted his teeth.

"My last sentence, just remove the words of the poetry girl, add it there, just ask the poetry girl, you know a fart!"

"Hahahaha!" Mei Renorangutan laughed again, laughing until he coughed, and it took a moment to calm down.

"You've removed the poetry girl, you still have a fart poem, and you still want to get a fart beauty? It's still less embarrassing! ”

The angry horse slammed the door in anger and shut himself up.