Chapter Ninety-Four; Bard

Next, there were a number of limericks in twos and threes, lackluster, none of which could make the poetry girl speak, and they were all rejected by everyone. Especially Mei Renorangutan this guy, not only denying other people's poems, but also commenting on the beginning and the end of the belittlement, the hated people itched their teeth, and wanted to attack the group.

When everyone was completely silent, and no one continued to compose poems, Mei Ren stood up with the flask and took a sip. This is the tired tongue of the bears he has just played, and his mouth is dry. He took a sip to moisten his throat and said.

"Gone? I thought I could hear some wonderful masterpieces today, but I didn't expect them to be at the same level as me, which is slightly inferior to me! A bunch of dog-like garbage! ”

"Without it, I will announce that since I am the first to make a poem in Wanhualou this time, I am the first place in Wanhualou's poetry this time!"

"Why did you do it first? Obviously, I wrote the poem first! If you want to evaluate, you also want to evaluate my first place! At this time, Xiucai stood up and said.

"You only made the last line of poetry when someone else pointed out it, which is cheating. Cheating does not count towards grades! So all things considered, I'm number one! Mei Ren said proudly.

Everyone scolded angrily, and Mei Rengui put up the map cannon again, "You group of garbage, if you have the ability, make a good song, convince me, don't beep if you don't have the ability, it's all garbage and don't admit defeat, don't let me look down on you!" ”

Don't steam steamed buns to fight for breath, don't earn beauties...... How can it be? Who can stand the map cannon that is always released, Lu Ren, who can't stand it, stood up and coughed lightly, attracting everyone's attention, "I'll read a poem"

"Oh, let's just listen to what you've been holding back for a long time!" The mouth gunner Mei Ren gorilla made a degraded voice, and by the way, he took another sip of the wine in his hand to moisten his throat.

Lu Ren ignored him, and read aloud:

Clear eyes and bright teeth vermilion dots,

The head is slightly covered with eyebrows.

The stars and the moon are shining brightly,

Don't reach the fairy descending to the mortal world!

After reciting a song, no one said a word, and Mei Renyu took another sip of wine and said, "No wonder you need to hold it for so long, it's just a little better than what we did, but it's not much." ”

Mei Ren's words. seems to belittle everyone, but in fact, it elevates everyone, and raises everyone's limericks to the same level, and those who can come to this kind of place are a group of old hooligans, how can they easily admit defeat and let Lu Ren get the beauty alone. So there was no squeak.

"Even if it's this one, it can't be worthy, one ten-thousandth of the beauty of our poetry girl, what does the poetry girl think?"

Mei Renzhu praised the beauty of the poetry girl, and by the way, belittled Lu Ren's poem.

How does this make people pick up? You can't admit that your beauty is just that, right? We all know that literati are light, not to mention a group of old hooligans who are attracted by the beauty of poetry girls in their prosperous times, and their hearts are budding, and it is impossible for them to refute it out loud and be happy to do it.

So she hadn't spoken much since she entered the pavilion, and she turned into a small transparent poetry girl who watched everyone tear it apart, and said, "It's okay." ”

The cold voice made everyone feel furious, and it was impossible to give up the opportunity to compete for beauty.

"Okay?" Mei Renzhu drank the last sip of wine in the silver wine jug and said, "Shang Ke is okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's not in the picture, it's not in the picture, it's not worthy of our poetry girl!" In this case, it seems that no one can win the beauty of this poem, since the poetry link is over, then let's go directly to the pairing link! ”

After Mei Renzhu finished speaking in one breath, she didn't give everyone a chance to talk back to Lu Ren at all, and announced that she would enter the next link.

After Mei Renzhu finished speaking, he paused slightly and continued. "Since no one is silent, it's a tacit acquiescence!"

You have to give people a chance to speak, too!

"In that case, let me come first, it just so happens that I'm good at playing the right ......"

"Oh, is it? I'm also good at going against people! Before Mei Ren could finish speaking, he was coldly interrupted by Lu Ren.

He has seen through what this group of guys thinks, and has already denied his poetry, and in this kind of scene, he will no longer admit his poetry anyway, and he is better than them.

It's better to think of another way and strive to make a masterpiece that will leave this group of hypocritical guys speechless!

"Oh, is it? Since you said you're good at it too, let me do it first! ”

Can't let this guy come first, the previous poems are slightly better than all of them, who knows if there will be any masterpieces later? When the time comes, won't it seem that everyone is even more unbearable?

You can't let him come first! He came first to win the first prize, and then the others followed, not giving him the opportunity to do it first, and then he insisted on it as before, he thought about it for too long before he made it, so that if he mixed up again, maybe it would be the result of a draw, and he would not watch the beauty throw his arms on others and miss out. It's as witty as I am!

Mei Ren, who was so brazen, glanced at Lu Ren, who was also standing in several seats behind him, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, and hurriedly said with the empty wine jug that had been drunk but had not yet been dropped, "I am ......"

"Let me do it first!" Before Mei Ren could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Lu Ren's loud shout.

At the same time, Lu Ren stepped on the table and flew up, crossed multiple seats, and kicked on Mei Ren's back.

"I've put up with you for a long time!"

Lu Ren roared, and the kicked Meiren orangutan flew up in the air, and flew to the staircase by inertia, and the wine jug in his hand also came out of his hand, smashed open the light yarn and fell at Shishi's feet, almost hitting Shishi's girl.

"Sun Tzu, you don't talk about martial arts, engage in sneak attacks! Isn't that right? What do you do! ”

Don't look at Mei Ren's sick appearance, she is quite resistant to beating, and she can get up and scold Lu Ren after receiving a hateful kick from Lu Ren.

Lu Ren stepped on the table again, chased up, and hit Mei Ren to the platform on the half-floor with a dragon fist.

"You don't talk about martial arts, do you?"

Lu Ren jumped onto the platform with Mei Ren Orangutan and pressed Mei Ren Orangutan is punch.

"Sneak attack, huh?"

Lu Ren punched Mei Ren in the face again.

"I told you everything, I'm good at going against people, and of course, beating people!"

Is this the right thing to do? Isn't it right for the bard? Everyone suddenly realized. After Lu Ren finished speaking, he punched Mei Ren in the face again.

"Don't hit someone in the face, slap your face hurts your self-esteem!" Mei Ren orangutan curled up with his head in his hands and shouted.

"Don't slap you in the face, do you?" Lu Ren sneered and pressed Mei Ren to prevent him from running away.

"Hurts your self-esteem, doesn't it?" Lu Ren punched quickly, and greeted Mei Ren in the face! The hit plum orang wow.

"What about people? What about people? Are they all dead? Didn't you see that I was being beaten? Mei Ren, who was struggling to no avail, shouted loudly.

I felt that if I didn't find someone to rescue me, I would be beaten to death on the stage.

"Are they all really dead and blind? Why don't you hurry up and save Uncle Ben! ”

This is really cheap, and it can really be killed! Originally, everyone saw Lu Ren flying up and kicking Mei Ren Orangutan away, and thought that they would kick Mei Ren Orangutan to death on the spot, and it would make this place a murder scene.

Let the two guys who are most likely to hold the beauty end up with one death and one in prison, and then the rest of the people will compete for the right to belong to the beauty!

But that cheap-mouthed guy, not only is he not dead, but he still has the strength to scold and mock everyone after being pressed and beaten for a long time, I really don't know how to write dead words!

Anyway, you haven't eaten enough, so you don't have the strength? Looking at the terrifying momentum, fists to the flesh, can't you shut up a sick seedling? You're a piece of shit!