Chapter 53: Take Li Er to the Night Market
After Li Er finished telling his story, he was so sad that he wanted to cry, but he couldn't shed tears now.
Qin Xuan was already crying into tears, and Jiang Jinjiu and Qin Zhaoyun were also red-eyed, secretly sad.
After a while, Qin Zhaoyun said, "I propose that we should pay high respect to our ancestors. โ
"Agreed."
The three of them knelt down and kowtowed three times to the chair where Jiang Jinjiu had sit, and when Jiang Jinjiu stood up, Li Er's voice came out, "You dolls, what are you doing, you are polite, sit down." After speaking, there was a burst of straightforward laughter, simple and hearty, which made the three of them feel sour, and they couldn't help but think of the texts they studied when they were children.
Who is the cutest person?
Our warriors.
When the brother and sister sat down, Qin Xuan glanced at his watch, it was past ten o'clock.
"Huh? Second master, are you still on him? โ
Li Erdao: "I'm here." โ
"Today is really insightful, in the past, the second master came out for ten minutes at most, but today it has been more than two hours."
Qin Zhaoyun said, "That's right, let's go with us, so that the second master can see what New China looks like." โ
"That's good! That's a great idea! Li Er was full of interest, and he controlled Jiang Jinjiu and walked out of the door.
The brother and sister looked at each other and smiled, and followed behind.
Jiang Jinjiu looked back at the brother and sister as he walked, and said with a wry smile: "The two of you are going to masturbate in this suit and dress?" It's too eye-catching. โ
Qin Xuan chirped, "Whoever likes to watch it, just watch it, Miss Ben is as beautiful as a flower, don't be afraid." โ
"Doesn't that still have to smell all over your body, how hard it is to wash."
Qin Zhaoyun said, "Long-winded, find an open-air one, it's over." โ
"Oh."
But before he went out, Jiang Jin didn't move, Li Erdao, "Huh? Huh? What's going on? โ
Jiang Jinjiu moved his hands and feet, and said, "I can move myself." โ
Qin Xuan said suddenly: "It seems that there is a time limit after all. โ
Li Er sighed: "Then I can't go?" โ
Jiang Jin said, "Isn't the second master still there, it's okay, I'll take you around." โ
Li Er smiled again.
The three of them came to the stall of the night market, there were a lot of people, they found a side spot and ordered a lot of things.
Li Er was very excited, admiring the bustling night market and exquisite food.
When it came to eating, Jiang Jinjiu came to the question, "Second master, how do you eat?" โ
Li Erdao: "Give it to me and eat it." โ
"That...... How do you eat that? โ
Qin Xuan sneered: "If you die, you will know." โ
Qin Zhaoyun said, "Don't say it, I'm also curious, how did this ghost eat food?" โ
Li Erdao: "What do you say, huh...... Well...... Yes, let's just talk about the bowl on the table opposite, now I see that there is no heat in my eyes, and it feels like something as hard as a stone. If it's supplied to me, there's heat, it's over, I can't eat it, as long as I think about eating it, I feel like I've eaten it, although I don't know what it tastes like, but I feel like I've eaten something like that, it's weird. โ
Jiang Jin smiled and said, "Isn't that like a ghost inhaling yang qi in a movie?" โ
Qin Xuan smiled, "It sounds like it." โ
Qin Zhaoyun suddenly slapped the table, "That's right! I forgot to ask just now, what is in your bullet case, second master? โ
Li Er smiled and explained that the objects in the bullet casing were written by his grandson, which made the brother and sister very puzzled.
Even if it's a beloved thing, but the material is ordinary, how can it be an obsession?
At this time, Qin Xuan thought of the metal egg that Li Er had said, asked him to describe it in as much detail as possible, and found a pen and paper to draw it.
The three of them looked at it for a while, and Qin Xuan thought that the mountain was Mount Tai, the tree was Ganmu, and the four beasts were the four forms of ็ฌ่ฑธ (xiรจzhรฌ), so it was inferred that the animal wrapped around the tree was a dragon.
If it is stained with blood and ignites the fire, then it is not just a simple funeral object.
If it's made of bronze......
"It's ...... Horcruxes! โ
Qin Xuan was very surprised that this kind of object, which only appeared in legends, was actually hidden in someone's tomb.
Legend has it that the Horcrux is used to cultivate immortals, which can absorb the aura of heaven and earth to make people's souls quickly advance into gods, and can also maintain physical immortality.
Whether you can cultivate immortals or not is not examinable, but there are many records in ancient books about maintaining the immortality of the physical body.
Qin Zhaoyun asked in surprise: "Isn't it the soul of the second master that let the Horcrux be kept?" Otherwise, how could the form of the second master be a ball of light, and the second master's body could not be seen? โ
Qin Xuan shook his head, "Second Master, did you feel when you held it?" โ
Li Erdao, "I don't know, I was too injured at that time, my whole body hurt a lot, I don't know if the egg is cold or hot." โ
Qin Zhaoyun asked, "Where did that egg go?" โ
Li Erdao: "I let the old fox take it away, it should be handed over to the organization." โ
Qin Xuan said, "Jiang Jinjiu, you will have time to take the second master to check on the Internet in the future, maybe the Horcrux is in which museum." โ
"Don't worry, you will do it."
At this time, the skewers came up, Qin Xuan offered it to Li Er, and the three of them started masturbating.
After a while, the guests at the next two tables left, and Jiang Jinjiu suddenly felt that the environment was noisy.
Following the sound, there were five young men who looked like twenty-six or seventeen who were playing drinking boxing.
Three of them were shirtless, and one of them had a black tiger tattooed on his left arm and hedgehog-like blonde hair. One has a colorful Buddha statue tattooed on his waist and a bald head on his head. There was also a dark, fat man, who had the loudest voice. The other two were flushed with drinking, shaking their heads and silly.
Jiang Jinjiu was very disgusted with this kind of person who was shouting and screaming on top of the drink, and took a sip unconsciously.
But it's okay to look at them, the bald man followed Jiang Jinjiu's gaze and found Qin Xuan, and suddenly showed a smiling face.
"Oh, brother, brother! Look there, there's a beautiful girl there. โ
"Where!?"
"There, there."
The five people all stood up and squinted at Qin Xuan.
"I'll go! It's watery. โ
"Look at those breasts, what they're bulging hahaha."
"What are you talking about, let's, we have to be civilized, you know."
"Huh! Belle! โฆโฆ Hey, beauty, ......" The blonde man greeted Qin Xuan, and when he saw that she ignored people, he still sipped his mouth and whistled.
"Shhh Glancing at my brother, he ......shhh
Qin Xuan had already heard it, but he didn't want to pay attention to them.
"Huh! Why do beautiful women wear them like this, do they want to dance? Why don't you dance with my brother for a while? The blonde man squirmed as he spoke, and the others followed suit.
Qin Xuan was a little angry, turned his head sideways and glanced at the blonde man, and rolled his eyes at him.
But this made the blonde man even more excited, and he sang to look at the girl opposite, and hugged the bald man to make very indecent movements.
The people in the audience ate by themselves, and some of them had unhappy expressions on their faces. Passers-by didn't want to take a second look and accelerated away. The boss and the clerk continued to entertain the guests as if they hadn't seen or heard.
Li Erdao: "No one cares about this?" โ
The brother and sister shrugged their shoulders together, revealing a helpless expression.
At this time, the blonde man walked up to Qin Xuan with a bottle of beer and a cup, put on a posture that he thought he was very handsome, poured a full cup and handed it to her and said, "Beauty, give my brother a face, go one." โ
Qin Xuan sighed and raised his hand, originally intending to push it away. But the blonde man shrank his hand to dodge, and said with a lewd smile, "Hey, it's not like this, my brother feeds you." "As he spoke, he took a sip of wine, and lowered his head to mouth-to-mouth!
It's worth it!
Jiang Jin was full of wine, and thousands of horses were galloping in his heart, daring to tease my goddess!!
He slapped the blonde man's mouth and pulled it open, almost pushing the blonde man down.
"!" The blonde man smashed the cup, stared at Jiang Jin and said viciously, "Where did you come from!" my bad thing! โ
The people at the same table as the blonde man stood up at the same time, and the bald and fat men picked up the empty wine bottles one after another, scaring the other guests into running away.
Usually, Jiang Jin is also instigated when he encounters this kind of thing, but today there are not only brothers and sisters with strong martial arts, but also Li Er, a great god, how can he be afraid of these gangsters.
He stepped forward and scolded, "I can't get used to you miscellaneous pieces, what! If you her again, don't say I'm not polite to you! โ
"I'll go! Where did the three jumpers come from, do you know who I am! The blonde man held the wine bottle and walked up to Jiang Jinjiu as he spoke.
Jiang Jinjiu's eyes were firm and unafraid.
"Know your grandma's legs!"
The blonde man didn't say a word, picked up the wine bottle and smashed it on Jiang Jinjiu's head. Jiang Jinjiu suddenly took a step forward, took his right hand up, grabbed the blonde man's wrist and rotated his body, his arm was forced, and the blonde man was instantly overturned to the ground!
This fell so hard that he threw up.
Li Erle said: "You kid can also turn the clouds?" โ
As soon as he heard this, Jiang Jinjiu suddenly realized that Li Er could no longer control his body at this time. Thinking back to the action just now, the muscles felt that they were controlling their bodies, not being controlled by Li Er. However, he has never learned kung fu, so how can he play any cloud-turning hands?
When Jiang Jin was stunned, the blonde man yelled, "him!" โ
The four of them rushed up and beat them, but this time Jiang Jinjiu only dodged a wine bottle and was kicked to the ground by another person.
Seeing Jiang Jinjiu being beaten, the brother and sister remembered that Li Er couldn't get on him at this time, so they hurriedly got up and stepped forward to help.
After three strokes and five divisions by two, five people were beaten and wailed all over the ground. Qin Zhaoyun asked the blonde man to pay, and then drove them away.
Gangsters are gangsters, shouting for revenge and things like that as they go.
Qin Zhaoyun picked up five bones and darted them out together, all of them hit their heads, and they slipped away without looking back.
The people watching from afar applauded, and Jiang Jinjiu was sad.
I wanted to be majestic in front of Qin Xuan, but I was surrounded and kicked in a circle, which became a joke.
He sat back down sullenly and toasted.
Li Erdao, "What's the matter, don't you know how to turn the clouds, these ruffians should be easy to handle?" โ
"I've never heard of any cloud-turning hands."
"Just the one you just knocked over his hand."
"I didn't even know what was going on, so I instinctively reacted and took action."
Li Erle said, "Hey, hey! You kid won't be a martial arts wizard, I have played a move on you, let you remember it. โ
Qin Xuan smiled and said, "Come on, second master, you said he was a genius, and the pigs were all on the tree." โ
Li Erdao, "People can't look good, you two help me take a look...... Seriously, no kidding. โ
"Okay, I'll take a look at it for you."
The brother and sister stood up, scratching their heads again, pinching their bones and breaking their thighs.
Jiang Jinjiu smiled bitterly: "You two are toys when I am." โ
Touching from head to toe, Qin Xuan said, "Nothing outstanding." โ
Li Erdao, "If you don't try again, you can do two tricks with him." โ
"Okay."
Qin Xuan smiled strangely at Jiang Jinjiu, and suddenly reached out with a tiger claw and slammed into his left shoulder. Before his fingertips could be realized, Jiang Jinjiu raised his left arm to block, and his right fist hit Qin Xuan's chest. Qin Xuan took the fist with his left hand, and flipped his right hand to lock his throat, Jiang Jinjiu didn't react and was choked by the neck, and grabbed her arm with both hands.
At this time, Li Erdao said, "It's a bit famous, I have used the front move, but the back move is not." โ
Qin Zhaoyun said, "The second master said that you used the first move on him, so he would take it, but if the move was not complete, he wouldn't be able to use the second move?" โ
Qin Xuan said: "So he inadvertently learned the tricks that the second master used on him?" โ
Li Erdao, "It doesn't look like it, learning is the usage of learning, and this kid is more like using it without going through the brain." โ
Qin Xuan was stunned and said, "Body memory? โ
Li Erdao "Body memory, what kind of name is that?" โ
Qin Zhaoyun said, "It is the body that constantly repeats a set of movements, and over time, without memory and thinking, the body instinctively makes this set of actions." โ
Li Er smiled and said, "It's interesting, it's interesting, but I've only been on it twice." โ
Qin Xuan smiled and said, "Didn't the second master notice it, you are a strange person, and he is also a strange person with a special physique, maybe he has some strange reaction." โ
"Hahaha...... Li Er laughed and said, "Interesting, interesting, so I have half an apprentice all of a sudden." โ
Qin Xuan said, "It's still half, second master, you just accepted him, how can you find such a useful body." โ
"Interesting, interesting, Jiang Jinjiu, would you like to worship me as a teacher?"
Jiang Jinjiu pondered, "There is a ghost master who is quite a man, in case he has to live with him after apprenticeship, I really don't know what to become of this day." But the so-called body memory just now is really pie in the sky, and it will work hard inexplicably, which is cheap and big. Besides, worshipping Li Er as a teacher makes it more convenient to communicate with Qin Xuan. If she learns to be a master, she can also take a look at her. And with the protection of this great god in the future, what are you afraid of at work? There are so many benefits that this teacher has to worship. โ
Thinking about it, he knelt down, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship." โ
Kowtowed and didn't reply, thinking that Li Er had to stand up before he could speak.
Li Erdao: "This worship method is too shabby." โ
Jiang Jinjiu asked, "Then how should I worship?" โ
Qin Xuan reprimanded: "Stupid! Of course, you have to do the apprenticeship ceremony. โ
Li Erdao said, "That's right, the rules in my line are that you have to worship the master of heaven and earth first, then the ancestor, and finally the master." After I have trained and named myself, you and I have the status of master and apprentice. โ
Qin Zhaoyun said, "Second master, this rule ...... It seems to be from the previous troupe. โ
Li Erdao: "That's right, that's how I apprenticed there, and I have to worship like this when I'm an apprentice." โ
Qin Xuan smiled and said, "Okay, the second master will do what he says, leave this matter to me, and we will apprentice when we choose an auspicious day." โ
Li Er smiled again.
After the three of them finished skewering, they took Li Er to visit the night view of the city. It wasn't until after eleven o'clock that Li Er turned into a ball of light and returned to the porcelain vase, Qin Xuan calculated, it seemed that Li Er could stay outside for four hours at most.
Although the three of them were still unsatisfied, they could only go home separately.