Three days later, it was the auspicious day of the zodiac.

At almost nine o'clock in the evening, in the gymnasium where Qin Zhaoyun worked, the brother and sister were dressed in cyan robes and set up incense cases to worship Emperor Huaguang. The cube table is spread with yellow brocade, and three plates are offered. Hang flags, spread red carpets, light high lamps (red lanterns), set up Taishi chairs, and put a straw futon in front, and the row is very exquisite.

Nine o'clock sharp.

Qin Zhaoyun stood on the left side of the Taishi's chair and sang, "The auspicious time is coming—"

Qin Xuan walked slowly with a spirit tablet covered with a red cloth, placed it on the square table, and stood to the right of the chair.

Qin Zhaoyun sang, "Please Master, Xiangjiang Cardinal, Li Er-"

Qin Xuan took out the black porcelain bottle and put it on the table, opened the stopper, and a ball of cyan light slowly flew out and hung on the Taishi chair.

"Shengtu Jiang into the wine, come-"

Jiang Jinjiu waved his hands, walked on the red carpet, stopped in front of the futon, first waved at the ball of light, and then waved at the brother and sister, and the brother and sister returned the salute.

Then Qin Zhaoyun sang, "Spirit-"

Qin Xuan walked to the back of the square table and took down the red cloth from the spirit tablet. Revealing a bottle of mahogany spirit tablet, there is a pedestal under the canopy, engraved with gold characters "the first generation of Sanjiangmen head Li Erzhi Divine Position".

Qin Xuan flicked the border with a grapefruit leaf, and finally swept the card back to its original position.

"Kneeling—"

Jiang Jinjiu knelt on the futon in response.

"One respect—Heaven and Earth Respect the Teacher—"

Jiang Jinjiu kowtowed, and after getting up, Qin Zhaoyun handed him a bowl of tea. Jiang Jinjiu made a tea toasting gesture, and then spilled all the tea on the ground.

"Second worship—Master Zu—"

Jiang Jinjiu kowtowed again, got up and put six sticks of incense on the statue of Emperor Huaguang, and then returned to the futon and knelt down.

"Sanfeng-Knock Master Tea-"

Jiang Jinjiu shouted, "Master is above, please accept the apprentice!" ”

knocked down, and when he got up, he saw a strong man sitting on the Taishi chair!

Li Er...... It's revealed!!

This change was so startled that Qin Zhaoyun almost threw the tea bowl, and Qin Xuan gasped and sucked out the sound of a pig.

I saw a man wearing a coarse cloth shirt and cloth pants sitting on the Taishi chair, like a peasant in a black and white movie. But he has broad shoulders and strong body, muscles comparable to that of a bodybuilding champion, and he is almost two meters tall when he sits! The whole body was also glowing with a faint red light, like an ice sculpture illuminated by the light, making it impossible to see its face. And his clothes floated, and the whole person was shrouded in an invisible aura.

Jiang Jinjiu's heart was galloping, thinking what the situation was, and the apprentice came out of a god!? What's next? How to do it!?

The brother and sister were also stunned, they had never heard of such a situation.

Suddenly, Qin Zhaoyun found that Li Er's eyes were closed, could it be that his consciousness had not woken up? I'm apprenticing at the moment, could it be that this last cup of tea?

Qin Zhaoyun hurriedly sent the tea bowl to Jiang Jinjiu and motioned for him to toast tea.

Jiang Jinjiu took it in a daze, and shouted according to the script, "Master, please eat disciple tea." ”

At the moment when all the tea was spilled on the ground, the red light on Li Er's body suddenly shot into the golden characters of the spiritual position, and at the same time, Li Er's leaky ball began to shrink. When the brilliance was gone, Li Er's body shrank to the size of a normal person, and his face became clearly visible.

"Hey!" Qin Xuan exclaimed, "Afternoon horse! ”

Isn't it the afternoon horse, that Hong Kong actor afternoon horse!

It's just that Li Er has a thick and dark beard, and his eyes are a little bigger, looking like an old fritter who has been walking the rivers and lakes for many years.

But after looking at it for a while, it's not so similar, I can only say that it looks like five or six points.

This made the three young people laugh non-stop, and said how could it be so coincidental.

Suddenly, Li Er opened his eyes and yelled, "What are you laughing at!" ”

Qin Xuan covered his mouth and couldn't help but smile, "I'm sorry second master, we didn't mean it, because you look too similar to a person." ”

Li Erdao: "Is it true?" ”

"Really, I'll show you." Qin Xuan took out his laptop and searched for a photo of Wu Ma and handed it to Li Er.

"Interesting, interesting, but I'm much better looking than him. Girl, what is he doing. ”

"He's an actor."

"Actors? What is that? ”

"That's it, it's acting, do you know?"

"Acting? Singing? It's interesting, it's interesting, it's walking with me. ”

Qin Xuan couldn't cry or laugh, singing and acting are not the same line. But it's okay to think about it, in the past, actors didn't just sing.

She didn't explain anymore, and asked, "Second master, did you sing opera before you died?" ”

Li Er replied in a joking voice: "Hello! Precisely. I've been in the troupe, and I've been in the theater for more than ten years—"

Qin Xuan exclaimed, "It's really fake—"

"Hey-" Li Er jumped off the chair and rolled up his sleeves, "Look at you, this girl doesn't believe it, it looks like the second master has to show you a hand." ”

"Okay! The second master will have one. ”

"Second master, come to one."

"Master, here's one."

The three of them applauded, and Li Er smiled and pressed his hands. When the three of them quieted down, he thought with his back to the "That...... I'll come to the empty city to watch the mountain view. ”

"Good! Wait a minute. Qin Xuan hurriedly downloaded the Peking Opera soundtrack.

Soon the music of erhu and bangu sounded, and Li Er immediately set up a frame. Although he didn't wear a costume, his figure and temperament really looked like Zhuge Liang holding a feather fan on stage.

"I was watching the mountain scenery from the castle tower, and I heard the chaos outside the city. The banner was flipped in the air, but it turned out to be a soldier sent by Sima ......"

The singing echoed through the gymnasium......

The three of them bit their lips and scratched their palms with their hands behind their backs.

Jiang Jinjiu waved his flag and shouted in his heart: "This is the singing skill that has been in the troupe for more than ten years?!" I believe you're a ghost! ”

Li Er's singing sentence is not in tune, nor is it in the drum beat, it is completely a layman's voice nonsense.

But the frame of his waving hand and staring was serious, decent, and the three of them didn't dare to laugh if they wanted to, so they could only endure and continue to "appreciate".

finally got to the segment point, and the three of them clapped their hands very tacitly, interrupting Li Er.

Li Er pressed his hand and wanted to continue.

Qin Zhaoyun hurriedly said, "Second master, the teacher ceremony is not over yet, Jiang Jinjiu is still waiting for you to lecture." After speaking, Jiang Jinjiu quickly knelt down.

Jiang Jin knelt down on the ground and shouted, "Please give a lecture, Master." ”

Li Er coughed dryly, sat down and said, "There are many miscellaneous arts and arts for teachers, and three of them can be called masters." Their fame is the cloud-turner of Jiangxi Langmen, the overlord gun of Sichuan Iron Gun Gate, and the Hunan single (shà

The Soul Breaker of the Knife Gate and the Sixteen Ways Tan Leg. But the one who received the greatest favor for the teacher was the class master Liu Sanjiang, and in order to commemorate the ancestors, Sanjiangmen was founded for the teacher today. When you enter the sect, you should respect the teacher, work hard and diligently, and carry forward the sect in the future. If you do evil, the teacher will not spare you. ”

"Obey the teacher's orders." Jiang Jinjiu kowtowed down and didn't get up anymore.

Qin Xuan snickered, "I can't see it, second master, the little words are quite slippery." ”

Li Er covered his mouth and whispered, "Hey, haven't you ever eaten pork and haven't seen a pig run, all the apprentices in my team said so." ”

Qin Zhaoyun whispered, "Second Master, it's not over yet, you have to name him before you can get up." ”

"Oh, yes, ahem...... That, I, as a teacher, will give you a name...... Call...... Call it sake lees, get up. ”

"What!" Jiang Jinjiu said in surprise.

Qin Xuan sneered, "This name is too apt, the second master is awesome." ”

Jiang Jinjiu said helplessly: "Why is this name called?" ”

I recall that when I was a child, I was often called sake lees by my friends, and when I was in junior high school, I loved acne on my nose, so I became rosacea again. When he arrived at college, someone pronounced it indiscriminately, and the sake lees were pronounced as drunken exercises, so that he was very disgusted with the word sake lees.

Li Er said seriously: "Look, you just started now, you don't know anything, it's just like wine lees, a bowl of scum." You have a wine word in your name, and the sake lees are not sake lees. ”

"Yes...... Can ......"

"Hey, if you want to be ugly, then work harder, when do I think you have become, you want to change to the wine king and wine fairy, this is also a reminder to you."

Qin Xuan ate and smiled, "Master's words are reasonable, hurry up and thank you, wine lees-"

Qin Xuan's sound of wine lees was delicate and coquettish, like a wind sweeping the shadow of a clear river into the past.

If Qin Xuan called him like that every time, he suddenly felt that the name sake lees was not bad.

Jiang Jinjiu sighed, and shouted helplessly, "Disciple wine lees, Master Xie-" Kowtow and get up.

Qin Zhaoyun sang, "Etiquette - Shi Cheng - "

Then the brother and sister stepped forward to congratulate Jiang Jinjiu, and he took out the red envelope and put it in the palm of the brother and sister's hand.

Li Er also came to join in the fun, and when he was excited, he reached out to pat Qin Zhaoyun's back, but his hand passed through Qin Zhaoyun's body.

Li Er looked at his hand and froze, his expression becoming more and more lost.

The brother and sister glanced at each other and immediately had an idea.

Qin Xuan smiled and said, "Second master, we didn't have fun last time, how about we compete again today?" ”

Qin Zhaoyun said, "Come on, second master, besides, you can still teach your disciples, right?" ”

"Okay, come on, come on." Li Erle walked towards Jiang Jinjiu and entered his body.

But Li Er waved his hand and moved his legs, and found that he only coincided with him and couldn't control his body.

Qin Xuan thought for a while and said, "Sake lees, you said please ask Master to come up." ”

Jiang Jin wine did so.

As soon as the words fell, Li Er was suddenly ejected from Jiang Jinjiu's body and hung behind him, a head and a half taller than him. More than half of his legs were inserted into his back, and they were connected with him!

Li Er was taken aback, thinking that something was wrong, so he hurriedly pumped his legs, but it turned out that Jiang Jinjiu's legs were kicking wildly.

When Li Er found out about this change, he waved his hand again, his own hand was moving, and Jiang Jinjiu's hand was making the same movement.

"Interesting, interesting, this time it's a different trick!"

"Wow-s--" The brother and sister sighed in unison.

This scene, I'm afraid their master has never seen it.

Qin Zhaoyun was full of interest: "I'll come first." ”

Bow and bow with your hands in your fists. Qin Zhaoyun opened the mountain with a palm, Li Er's left elbow was supported, and he immediately stepped over and hit his abdomen with his right palm, Qin Zhaoyun dodged to the left, Li Er's left hand suddenly changed his finger and knocked on his waist and eyes, he took the move with both hands, Li Er kicked sideways violently, he couldn't dodge, he could only jump up and catch his feet with his knees. Li Er's feet were powerful, and Qin Zhaoyun was kicked back more than three meters.

The brother and sister applauded, "Good kung fu!" ”

Qin Xuan couldn't help it, and the brother and sister joined forces. Dozens of moves passed, and the three of them fought heartily.

However, just as Qin Xuan made a move to hit Jiang Jinjiu's stomach with a green dragon probe claw, and at the same time Qin Zhaoyun jumped up and hit him on the head, his hands caught Qin Xuan's move, Li Er swung his right arm to control Jiang Jinjiu's right arm to meet Qin Zhaoyun's attack, but Jiang Jinjiu's right arm did not move, and Li Er's right fist hit Qin Zhaoyun's face, directly knocking him over from the air to the ground!

Qin Zhaoyun fainted, and Li Er was shocked.

What hit Qin Zhaoyun in the face was not Jiang Jinjiu's fist, but Li Er's fist!

And before Qin Zhaoyun fell to the ground, Jiang Jinjiu and Qin Xuan also made two moves, and they interlocked each other's joints!

Jiang Jinjiu, Qin Xuan, and Li Er looked at Qin Zhaoyun, who was lying motionless on the ground, and they were all stunned.

What's the situation!?